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Fandom Radio :: February 1st.
Good evening, fellow Fandomites! I hope you've all had a good Superbowl Sunday! If you did or if you didn't, we're about to find out, though, because it's time for the news! Brought to you tonight by the one, the only Turtle Wexler! Let's get it going!
SCHOOL
You know, based on the sectional weight of each of these notes, Lee is going to quickly become my favorite person. Because all that happened in the school today was him opening the library.
Ahhh, so easy!
DORMS
I was in my room, doing a few last minute checks on, errr, football stats before the big game, and Jeff was being a very considerate boyfriend by making sure that the phone doesn't get me. I know, he's a sweetie. Delusional, but a sweetie.
And the face-spitter was sick in his room. That's what we call 'karma,' ladies and gentlemen. He still gets a visit from Triela, who claims to have a good immune system and ends up talking with him about Fate, and Claire, who must be used to gross things since she's already dating him.
I'd suggest that Hannibal's hangover might be karma, too, but I actually like him. Angela makes sure he isn't dying and takes care of him a bit.
Also in the karma biting you in the butt arena is Arthur, who also has a good roomie in Leto, who offered painkillers. Merlin also helps, and notice how Merlin is not among these people helping his roommate. Because his roommate is a Face-Spitter.
Penelope spent her evening reading and writing and talking to Hurley.
Kappa Kappa Gremlin hosted a superbowl party in the lobby, which meant free food, betting, and football! There was, of course, mingling before the game, where Ender noted that he didn't take Worf for a football fan. Angela also notes that Arthur hasn't buggered off yet. See, I used buggered off, because he's British! Dinah and Arthur exchange notes on their previous evenings of drinking and ice-creaming, respectively.
*chittering*
Okay, yeah, that second one did sound dirty. Sorry, Dinah! Anyway, Worf asks how Arthur's healing and suggests seeing a doctor. Jaina and Arthur play catch-up. Romeo asks if Arthur is a gambling man and he says it's dishonorable. TAKE THAT BACK, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS. It can be a very honorable profession. Like being a mobster. Angela and Hurley talk about not really having a side they're rooting for, and Angela and Robin talk about not really being football fans, per say. Robin also wonders who Harvey is rooting for. I talked with Robin about the commercials and how they're hot property, and then I talked with Leto about whether or not a big change in your life is necessary grounds for a learning experience...
*chittering*
Shut up, that's totally appropriate party talk, what are you squirrels chittering on about? Anyway, John with the hair catches Jaina up an anything she might need to know about the football game. Or at least tries. They get plenty tangental. Sokka insists to John that his black and gold have nothing to do with Gold being better. Uh-huh. Suuuure, Sokka. We all know that Gold kicks Blue's butt. Emmett and Priestly talk teams and playing football, while Sokka congratulates Emmett for Porngate '09. Don't encourage this, Sokka! Priestly then checks to make sure he didn't kiss Dinah on Friday, and Dinah talks about how the kissing did go. Romeo doubts Priestly's choice, but, hey, he appreciates the underdog. Sokka just outright insists that Priestly's hair is all wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.
Dinah and Leto talk about Radio being far too interested in personal lives...
....
....
WE ONLY GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT, HERE. Anyway, Dinah also talked with Liir about football or is this going in too personal?? Robin muses to her about how he's about the size of a football.
El-oh-el, frogball. Hannibal and Chuck exchange notes on nights of imbibing on different subsetencies which are bad for you. Leto also talks to Hannibal about varying alcoholic states and experiences. And girl-kissy party. Of course.
Gavin and John-with-the-hair talk about bets and that John's a neeeerd. Triela is confused because it wasn't the World Cup, but, really, Leto's not the best person to ask, Triela. Tony and Liir talk all sorts of sports, and Jaina and Ben talk about how Ben researched the game. Claudia and Priestly talk about strategies for picking teams, while Liir and Robin just staaaaaaared like deer in bad fashion headlights.
Teddy got a bear hug from Emmett which is freaking funny, and Amber and Liir are also all cuddly. Not...to say that Emmett and Teddy were. I mean, they could be, but that just makes me wonder if Chad knows this.
There was also betting, which is the best part. Then in for the long haul with the first half, where Triela and Adora bonded over having no idea what was happening, halftime, and second half. There was also hanging out afterwards.
Meanwhile, Dor forwent the Superbowl party downstairs to have his own Puppy Bowl party in the third floor common room. Okay, I've got to admit, the Puppy Bowl really is freaking adorable. But no one places bets on puppies, unless we're talking dog races. Which we're not, and those are kind of inhumane, anyway. Adora drops in to see what he's up to, and they talk about how cute the puppies are. See, and this, compared to some of what else went on today, is why I like Dor so much. Which is exactly why you shouldn't call him a dork, Jeff!
...even if he is kind of one. Either way, I really don't know if I want to know why they're getting a dictonary and talking about practicing.
There was yet another party in the second floor common room, a girl-kissy party, which, hey, if you're into that, fine, I just, you know, like kisses to mean something and not kiss any two pairs of lips offered to me. But, hey, not everyone can have standards.
Of course, people arrived and mingled. Brooke was glad she could count on Angela to show up, and then Angela and Dōjima talk about a potential boy-and-girlkissy party. Well, at least that one would be segregating people! Triela tells Dōjima that she doesn't think kissing is all that interesting...so, what? Are you there because you're just bored? Dinah asks Lois if this happens a lot. Every so often. *sigh* Because it's 'hot.'
*sighs again*
Rikku has hopes for a beating things up party, which I'd be more keen on myself, and Dōjima sets her straight. Rikku still thinks the girlkissy party works just fine. Temari and Chuck talk about being high and special brownies because there isn't enough debauchery going on. And then she's all, quote, 'cute' in teasing Jamie about participation. Seriously, I'm just creeped out that there's guys there at all. Could you be any skeezier?
Well, you could be Merlin, I guess, with his public porn.
But, anyway, Romeo tells Dōjima she has to participate, as if he even had to, and then they talk taking pictures which...skeeevy, that's all I'm saying. Chuck and Brooke talk about his 'dream team,' and why would you even want to know something like that? 'So, which girls here do you want to objectify and fetishize most?' Uuuugh. Hurley boggles at Hannibal about his this is really going to happen and...
...seriously, Brooke? You had to pick a Sunday? Couldn't have picked a day when someone else who didn't want to jam her head into the electrical equipment talking about all the guys getting off on you all kissing each other was reporting?
Might I also add that Sunday's usually a holy day? Just some food for thought.
Anyway, Sokka has a camera. No surprise there. Rikku's there to make sure she gets a copy for her boyfriend.
*sigh*
Thank you, whole school, for making me feel like standards are just nonexistent. Amber's there, too, much to Hurley's confusion, but she's just there to watch. WHY? I mean, it's one thing if you're a pervy guy, but, I mean, hey, you've got a boyfriend, right? Spend that time kissing him! Angela tries to weedle Amber into participating, but she explains about the boyfriend situation. Which I guess is at least someone standing up for some sort of standard. Leto's presence...oh, man, Leto, and I had hopes for you, too...anyway, his presence makes Dinah seem to doubt hers.
And then there's the kissy. If you all think I'm going to go into gory detail, then you're so wrong, it hurts. But I am a good reporter, so I'll mention that Claudia was kissed by Adora, Naomi and Rikku. Brooke smooched with Angela. Adora locked lips with Rikku, and Lois played tonsil hockey with Adora and Rikku. Angela puckered up with Dinah, Claudia, and Jenny. Dinah bussed with Dōjima and Jenny. Swapping spit with Dōjima was someone named Loo-Loo who was obviously a pathetic boy in disguise, Angela, Temari, Rikku, and Brooke. Agnes pressed pouts with Rikku and Dōjima. Éowyn and Adora talked about the ritual, with no actual face eating at the time of this note, and Brooke and Kaylee chatted about the weather or something. Adora and Aravis were also chatty, as well as alliterative At the time of the note-taking, anyway. I think a few people missed the point. Wait. No. Notes just in! Saliva sharing was, in fact, achieved on some of those!
Now, go through, see who most people kissed, and then, since she's the most popular, you can all work on hating her and thinking she's a slut.
And, as if there hasn't been enough, there was some mingling afterwards, too, where Brooke congratulated Dinah on her survival, Chuck congratulated Brooke on a successful party, and Sokka tried to sell him a tape. Leto commented to Dinah on how it seemed to make her less nervous and I do not want to read about Leto talking to Dinah about kissing girls, oh my God.
*chittering*
I just read a whole book of notes on girlkissy, of course I sound cranky.
*chittering*
You, squirrels, are obviously drunk and have no idea what you're talking about. I have a boyfriend, why would I be jeal--
--why am I arguing with squirrels? Let's get to town notes, where there's no girlkissy parties to make me cranky.
Well, there's at least one note left here. Sokka being a perv in the computer lab with the video he took at the party. See, girls? You do stuff like that, and someone's going to put it all over the Internet.
TOWN
G'Kar was very awesome about having a sale on party supplies at Turtle & Canary, which only proves how glad I am to have him as partner.
Mister Biff was reading a magazine over at the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, where Detective Constable Day showed up to talk about bendy people.
And in unrelated news, at Things Reborn, Mister Reilly seemed in a good mood.
*chitter*
Irony? What about it? Oh, go drink some more rum. Anyway, Miss York was busy at the York Gallery
Dinah and Edward went out for ice cream at Chilly Boulder, where, like all people first learning of ice cream, Edward probably got a serious brain freeze.
...Don't you have to have brains to freeze them?
Kidding, Edward!
Ronan's watching over things at the clinic.
At Caritas, Mister Tino convinced Mister Bindo to do something for the Superbowl, and a good thing, too, because a lot of people came! Mister Mars just hung out at the bar, but, in the back room, there was quite a crowd. Mister Loki and Detective Constable Day talked about the proper name for American football before going into how much of what Mister Loki does is an act. Tyler talks to him about the price of a soul. It better be a freaking lot, that's all I'm saying. Mister Loki then teases Mister Dex about having emerged from his basement for a change. I think they talk about golf, too. Tyler then apologizes on behalf of his housemate to Mister Dex about that whole drug thing. And then I think they talked about guacamole. Detective Constable Day tries to get Mrs. Harker in on ogling the football players and they talk about how Mrs. Harker is still a little shocked by standards around here. Well, duh, of course you are, there are none! And speaking of standards, Detective Constable Day hit on Tyler in, like, record time, although it is Tyler, so she can't be blamed too much, I guess, even if it's still weird that he's all older now. Tyler then tells Mrs. Harker what all the fuss about Superbowl is. The commercials, obviously. Mister Max and Mister Minsc were also there, getting rather excitable.
Finally, that's all the notes. Seriously, you guys? Parties on Sunday? There's school tomorrow!
All and all, though, I've got to admit. Those weren't too bad to report on. Good night, Fandom, and have a prosperous tomorrow!
SCHOOL
You know, based on the sectional weight of each of these notes, Lee is going to quickly become my favorite person. Because all that happened in the school today was him opening the library.
Ahhh, so easy!
DORMS
I was in my room, doing a few last minute checks on, errr, football stats before the big game, and Jeff was being a very considerate boyfriend by making sure that the phone doesn't get me. I know, he's a sweetie. Delusional, but a sweetie.
And the face-spitter was sick in his room. That's what we call 'karma,' ladies and gentlemen. He still gets a visit from Triela, who claims to have a good immune system and ends up talking with him about Fate, and Claire, who must be used to gross things since she's already dating him.
I'd suggest that Hannibal's hangover might be karma, too, but I actually like him. Angela makes sure he isn't dying and takes care of him a bit.
Also in the karma biting you in the butt arena is Arthur, who also has a good roomie in Leto, who offered painkillers. Merlin also helps, and notice how Merlin is not among these people helping his roommate. Because his roommate is a Face-Spitter.
Penelope spent her evening reading and writing and talking to Hurley.
Kappa Kappa Gremlin hosted a superbowl party in the lobby, which meant free food, betting, and football! There was, of course, mingling before the game, where Ender noted that he didn't take Worf for a football fan. Angela also notes that Arthur hasn't buggered off yet. See, I used buggered off, because he's British! Dinah and Arthur exchange notes on their previous evenings of drinking and ice-creaming, respectively.
*chittering*
Okay, yeah, that second one did sound dirty. Sorry, Dinah! Anyway, Worf asks how Arthur's healing and suggests seeing a doctor. Jaina and Arthur play catch-up. Romeo asks if Arthur is a gambling man and he says it's dishonorable. TAKE THAT BACK, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS. It can be a very honorable profession. Like being a mobster. Angela and Hurley talk about not really having a side they're rooting for, and Angela and Robin talk about not really being football fans, per say. Robin also wonders who Harvey is rooting for. I talked with Robin about the commercials and how they're hot property, and then I talked with Leto about whether or not a big change in your life is necessary grounds for a learning experience...
*chittering*
Shut up, that's totally appropriate party talk, what are you squirrels chittering on about? Anyway, John with the hair catches Jaina up an anything she might need to know about the football game. Or at least tries. They get plenty tangental. Sokka insists to John that his black and gold have nothing to do with Gold being better. Uh-huh. Suuuure, Sokka. We all know that Gold kicks Blue's butt. Emmett and Priestly talk teams and playing football, while Sokka congratulates Emmett for Porngate '09. Don't encourage this, Sokka! Priestly then checks to make sure he didn't kiss Dinah on Friday, and Dinah talks about how the kissing did go. Romeo doubts Priestly's choice, but, hey, he appreciates the underdog. Sokka just outright insists that Priestly's hair is all wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.
Dinah and Leto talk about Radio being far too interested in personal lives...
....
....
WE ONLY GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT, HERE. Anyway, Dinah also talked with Liir about football or is this going in too personal?? Robin muses to her about how he's about the size of a football.
El-oh-el, frogball. Hannibal and Chuck exchange notes on nights of imbibing on different subsetencies which are bad for you. Leto also talks to Hannibal about varying alcoholic states and experiences. And girl-kissy party. Of course.
Gavin and John-with-the-hair talk about bets and that John's a neeeerd. Triela is confused because it wasn't the World Cup, but, really, Leto's not the best person to ask, Triela. Tony and Liir talk all sorts of sports, and Jaina and Ben talk about how Ben researched the game. Claudia and Priestly talk about strategies for picking teams, while Liir and Robin just staaaaaaared like deer in bad fashion headlights.
Teddy got a bear hug from Emmett which is freaking funny, and Amber and Liir are also all cuddly. Not...to say that Emmett and Teddy were. I mean, they could be, but that just makes me wonder if Chad knows this.
There was also betting, which is the best part. Then in for the long haul with the first half, where Triela and Adora bonded over having no idea what was happening, halftime, and second half. There was also hanging out afterwards.
Meanwhile, Dor forwent the Superbowl party downstairs to have his own Puppy Bowl party in the third floor common room. Okay, I've got to admit, the Puppy Bowl really is freaking adorable. But no one places bets on puppies, unless we're talking dog races. Which we're not, and those are kind of inhumane, anyway. Adora drops in to see what he's up to, and they talk about how cute the puppies are. See, and this, compared to some of what else went on today, is why I like Dor so much. Which is exactly why you shouldn't call him a dork, Jeff!
...even if he is kind of one. Either way, I really don't know if I want to know why they're getting a dictonary and talking about practicing.
There was yet another party in the second floor common room, a girl-kissy party, which, hey, if you're into that, fine, I just, you know, like kisses to mean something and not kiss any two pairs of lips offered to me. But, hey, not everyone can have standards.
Of course, people arrived and mingled. Brooke was glad she could count on Angela to show up, and then Angela and Dōjima talk about a potential boy-and-girlkissy party. Well, at least that one would be segregating people! Triela tells Dōjima that she doesn't think kissing is all that interesting...so, what? Are you there because you're just bored? Dinah asks Lois if this happens a lot. Every so often. *sigh* Because it's 'hot.'
*sighs again*
Rikku has hopes for a beating things up party, which I'd be more keen on myself, and Dōjima sets her straight. Rikku still thinks the girlkissy party works just fine. Temari and Chuck talk about being high and special brownies because there isn't enough debauchery going on. And then she's all, quote, 'cute' in teasing Jamie about participation. Seriously, I'm just creeped out that there's guys there at all. Could you be any skeezier?
Well, you could be Merlin, I guess, with his public porn.
But, anyway, Romeo tells Dōjima she has to participate, as if he even had to, and then they talk taking pictures which...skeeevy, that's all I'm saying. Chuck and Brooke talk about his 'dream team,' and why would you even want to know something like that? 'So, which girls here do you want to objectify and fetishize most?' Uuuugh. Hurley boggles at Hannibal about his this is really going to happen and...
...seriously, Brooke? You had to pick a Sunday? Couldn't have picked a day when someone else who didn't want to jam her head into the electrical equipment talking about all the guys getting off on you all kissing each other was reporting?
Might I also add that Sunday's usually a holy day? Just some food for thought.
Anyway, Sokka has a camera. No surprise there. Rikku's there to make sure she gets a copy for her boyfriend.
*sigh*
Thank you, whole school, for making me feel like standards are just nonexistent. Amber's there, too, much to Hurley's confusion, but she's just there to watch. WHY? I mean, it's one thing if you're a pervy guy, but, I mean, hey, you've got a boyfriend, right? Spend that time kissing him! Angela tries to weedle Amber into participating, but she explains about the boyfriend situation. Which I guess is at least someone standing up for some sort of standard. Leto's presence...oh, man, Leto, and I had hopes for you, too...anyway, his presence makes Dinah seem to doubt hers.
And then there's the kissy. If you all think I'm going to go into gory detail, then you're so wrong, it hurts. But I am a good reporter, so I'll mention that Claudia was kissed by Adora, Naomi and Rikku. Brooke smooched with Angela. Adora locked lips with Rikku, and Lois played tonsil hockey with Adora and Rikku. Angela puckered up with Dinah, Claudia, and Jenny. Dinah bussed with Dōjima and Jenny. Swapping spit with Dōjima was someone named Loo-Loo who was obviously a pathetic boy in disguise, Angela, Temari, Rikku, and Brooke. Agnes pressed pouts with Rikku and Dōjima. Éowyn and Adora talked about the ritual, with no actual face eating at the time of this note, and Brooke and Kaylee chatted about the weather or something. Adora and Aravis were also chatty, as well as alliterative At the time of the note-taking, anyway. I think a few people missed the point. Wait. No. Notes just in! Saliva sharing was, in fact, achieved on some of those!
Now, go through, see who most people kissed, and then, since she's the most popular, you can all work on hating her and thinking she's a slut.
And, as if there hasn't been enough, there was some mingling afterwards, too, where Brooke congratulated Dinah on her survival, Chuck congratulated Brooke on a successful party, and Sokka tried to sell him a tape. Leto commented to Dinah on how it seemed to make her less nervous and I do not want to read about Leto talking to Dinah about kissing girls, oh my God.
*chittering*
I just read a whole book of notes on girlkissy, of course I sound cranky.
*chittering*
You, squirrels, are obviously drunk and have no idea what you're talking about. I have a boyfriend, why would I be jeal--
--why am I arguing with squirrels? Let's get to town notes, where there's no girlkissy parties to make me cranky.
Well, there's at least one note left here. Sokka being a perv in the computer lab with the video he took at the party. See, girls? You do stuff like that, and someone's going to put it all over the Internet.
TOWN
G'Kar was very awesome about having a sale on party supplies at Turtle & Canary, which only proves how glad I am to have him as partner.
Mister Biff was reading a magazine over at the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, where Detective Constable Day showed up to talk about bendy people.
And in unrelated news, at Things Reborn, Mister Reilly seemed in a good mood.
*chitter*
Irony? What about it? Oh, go drink some more rum. Anyway, Miss York was busy at the York Gallery
Dinah and Edward went out for ice cream at Chilly Boulder, where, like all people first learning of ice cream, Edward probably got a serious brain freeze.
...Don't you have to have brains to freeze them?
Kidding, Edward!
Ronan's watching over things at the clinic.
At Caritas, Mister Tino convinced Mister Bindo to do something for the Superbowl, and a good thing, too, because a lot of people came! Mister Mars just hung out at the bar, but, in the back room, there was quite a crowd. Mister Loki and Detective Constable Day talked about the proper name for American football before going into how much of what Mister Loki does is an act. Tyler talks to him about the price of a soul. It better be a freaking lot, that's all I'm saying. Mister Loki then teases Mister Dex about having emerged from his basement for a change. I think they talk about golf, too. Tyler then apologizes on behalf of his housemate to Mister Dex about that whole drug thing. And then I think they talked about guacamole. Detective Constable Day tries to get Mrs. Harker in on ogling the football players and they talk about how Mrs. Harker is still a little shocked by standards around here. Well, duh, of course you are, there are none! And speaking of standards, Detective Constable Day hit on Tyler in, like, record time, although it is Tyler, so she can't be blamed too much, I guess, even if it's still weird that he's all older now. Tyler then tells Mrs. Harker what all the fuss about Superbowl is. The commercials, obviously. Mister Max and Mister Minsc were also there, getting rather excitable.
Finally, that's all the notes. Seriously, you guys? Parties on Sunday? There's school tomorrow!
All and all, though, I've got to admit. Those weren't too bad to report on. Good night, Fandom, and have a prosperous tomorrow!
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[Sorry! *g*]
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Right now, he was just going to let his ears go pink and wish he could have been at the girlkissy party.