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fandom_radio2008-09-15 12:14 am
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Fandom Radio :: Sunday, September 14th.
HEL-LOOOOOO! IS THIS THIN-- HOW DOES ONE-- HOW I SHOT WE--*microphone feedback*
*silence*
Yikes. That thing is worse than a operettic banshee closing a door on the tail of two cats! Is it okay? Should I...*more feedback*
*chuckling* I see it is fine so long as I do not get too close, yes? Like a protection ward or something! I must say, squirrels, I am very impressed with your technology. I should not let you and Boo associate with each other too much, or else who knows what will happen with all those smart little rodent brains in one place! Oh? What is this? Rum? Don't mind if I do, thank you, my little bushy tailed friend! Cheers!
*clinking*
Ahhh! And hello there! I am told that I am not just talking into a microphone thing right now but to the whole island! Is that not really, really neat? My name is Minsc! And this is my friend, the giant miniature space hamster, Boo!
*squeaking*
We are going to read you the radios! These noble and wonderful squirrels have collected up all the good-doings and bad-doings of the day to be broadcasted far and wide. So this is why we do good-doings and not bad-doings, because people will know of them all! Ha-HA! Justice triumphs again! And now?
I read!.
First of all, in the school of the learning, not much happened, because it is the day of the sun.
I am told that this makes sense in this world. I will not question it. What did happen, though, was a Sir Lee brooding in the library. I can understand, Sir Lee! Being stuck around all those books when you could be out adventuring and hitting things with big sticks would get very depressing very fast! But Sir Toby came in to keep him company and flirt with him and talk about books that turned into kittens. I hope that is not what Sir Toby used to flirt with, book kittens, because, really, that is really terrible, Sir Toby. Like, really really terrible.
More things happened over at the place where the students live.
For example, in the gym, Sir Cal is working to make his body good and strong to better buttkick for goodness! At least, I hope he is, because if he is beefing up for badness, well. *chuckle* As a rule, goodness is always beefier--just look at me!--, and he is wasting his time! Lady Hoshi also buffs up for goodness and talks to Sir Cal about living in the gym and naked people.
...naked people?
And then, in the common room of the third floor, Lady Blysse is eating food as her wolf watches TV. I do not know what that is. TV, I mean. Of course I know what food is! Anyway, Lady Ella is oh-so-curious about Lady Blysse's food and so is Sir Chad. It is good to see you kids have such good strong appetites! Sir Chad and Lady Ella as well as Sir Sokka and Sir Sam exchange greetings, Sir Sokka is very excited about a snack party with Sir Chad, isn't sure if he knows Lady Ella and is boggled that Sir Sora might be complaining. Sir Sokka also thinks Lady Peyton has a weird name, Sir Sam---
*squeaking*
*grunt* Yes, Boo, we all know that Sir Sam has very nice hair. He also believes that Lady Blysse has very good taste in foodishness. And Lady Peyton and Sir Sora and Sir Sokka also approve! Snacking goodness for everyone!
And Turtle Versus Kitten Death Match Battles for everyone, tooooooo! HUZZAH! Er, well, for at least Sir John and Sir Ben, who learns that the cat is Lady Jaina and the turtle is named Yoda.
Lady Jen has a new...Net...flicks...account? What is that? Is that some fisherman thing? Or fisherlady, since I assume Lady Jen is a lady. Lady Dojima stops by to discuss with Lady Jen about lady badassery, which I support. And have suffered the force of personally. Meanwhile, it appears that Sir Wes could use a lesson in subtextery.
*squeaks*
Yes, Boo, that is totes a word.
*squeaks*
No, I did not just say totes. Why would I say totes? Do I look like the sort of man to carry a handbag?
And then there are things that happened in the town.
In the early morning, we have Sir Tony in a flying suit thing. And on the other end of the spectrum, at night,
Sir Fraser and Lady Robin are very giggly and silly and grumbly. Call me crazy...
*squeaks*
...thank you, Boo. Call me crazy, but I think some booze might have been involved there!
Sir Gabriel holds a Do-It-Yourself service at Our Lady of Fandom, which sounds dangerous, especially if you know some of the priests that I know! And Sir Biff, who must be a scholar, is making notes on how wrong the New Testiment is. But what was wrong with the old one? Clearly something if they had to get a new one, yes? See, books are confusing, and the sword is mightier than the pen anyday! Seriously, try it. I had one guy try to tell me otherwise, and let me tell you, his pen did not last long against a mighty slash of steel!
...it is, however, very difficult to get ink off of a blade, just so you know. Sir Cable stopped by to chat about philosophy with Sir Biff, and this squirrel suggests that they take advantage of a metaphysical room for such purposes. I did not know we had one of those! There is a room for shooting, though, apparently, as Sir Ronan stopped in to see if he could use one.
Sir Warren set many things a-fire over at Cafe Fina which I think means he might be overcooking the meat just a bit! Sir Jack and his burned tongue probably agree! Sir Issun opened the art store while Lady Ammy took a nap, which sounds an awful lot like the relationship I have with a certain sleepy space hamster! Lady Katchoo not only got a job, but she also got some sexual advances made to her in a most disrespectful manner!
*squeaking*
...Boo is right. I did not recognize the fact that sometimes, sexual advances are the method of work for many women and some men, and if that is how they wish to pursue their careers, then so be it! So long as they are doing it lawfully and in a protected manner. Lady Viki also got a job, but it is not clear as to whether or not she will be joining Lady Katchoo as a perfectly respectible if potentially scantily clad Lady of the Night.
Over at ATLAS GYM, Sir Barney texted his fiance, and I do not know what these words mean. I do hope that it is all quite proper and not filled with nefarious bad-doing. Lady Charlotte gets things organized over at her ART GALLERY and Sir Sam...
*squeeaaaks*
...No, this is a different Sir Sam; calm down, Boo! Different Sir Sam poked around stuff at Stark Industries, which is an excellent way to make things go boom and have a roaringly good time! Like your boss-man crashing through the roof and needing to be sprayed with flame retardant stuff.
...Ahhh, that brings back so many good memories! And then, later, Sir Tony continued to help Sir Sam before remembering some very important evening plans and bolting out of there!
There still seem to be positions for employment over at that lovely little tavern with the smelly zombie band. Lady Robin and Sir Fraser prove my thoughts correct because they are there to get drunk! Just drink responsibly, kids! And stay away from dwarven ale! It may seem innocent enough, but then just you wait, and wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, you find yourself face down in a mudpuddle outside of the Nashkel mines without any pants!
Speaking of pants, there is also a sexy new doctor over at the clinic. I would make a joke about how I have a headache coming on, but, really,when you spend your whole life getting bashed upon the head, it really just sort of starts to be a nice, pleasant buzzing...
And the notes! They are finished! That was a lot of fun and all but can we say boring? That is the most I have ever read in one sitting. I do not recommend it. Instead, I recommend hitting things with swords. That is far more productive. Noble squirrels! Assist me in turning off this contraption so that I might go home and hit things with my sword!
*chittering*
Of course that isn't dirty, you naughty squirrels! Good night!
*silence*
Yikes. That thing is worse than a operettic banshee closing a door on the tail of two cats! Is it okay? Should I...*more feedback*
*chuckling* I see it is fine so long as I do not get too close, yes? Like a protection ward or something! I must say, squirrels, I am very impressed with your technology. I should not let you and Boo associate with each other too much, or else who knows what will happen with all those smart little rodent brains in one place! Oh? What is this? Rum? Don't mind if I do, thank you, my little bushy tailed friend! Cheers!
*clinking*
Ahhh! And hello there! I am told that I am not just talking into a microphone thing right now but to the whole island! Is that not really, really neat? My name is Minsc! And this is my friend, the giant miniature space hamster, Boo!
*squeaking*
We are going to read you the radios! These noble and wonderful squirrels have collected up all the good-doings and bad-doings of the day to be broadcasted far and wide. So this is why we do good-doings and not bad-doings, because people will know of them all! Ha-HA! Justice triumphs again! And now?
I read!.
First of all, in the school of the learning, not much happened, because it is the day of the sun.
I am told that this makes sense in this world. I will not question it. What did happen, though, was a Sir Lee brooding in the library. I can understand, Sir Lee! Being stuck around all those books when you could be out adventuring and hitting things with big sticks would get very depressing very fast! But Sir Toby came in to keep him company and flirt with him and talk about books that turned into kittens. I hope that is not what Sir Toby used to flirt with, book kittens, because, really, that is really terrible, Sir Toby. Like, really really terrible.
More things happened over at the place where the students live.
For example, in the gym, Sir Cal is working to make his body good and strong to better buttkick for goodness! At least, I hope he is, because if he is beefing up for badness, well. *chuckle* As a rule, goodness is always beefier--just look at me!--, and he is wasting his time! Lady Hoshi also buffs up for goodness and talks to Sir Cal about living in the gym and naked people.
...naked people?
And then, in the common room of the third floor, Lady Blysse is eating food as her wolf watches TV. I do not know what that is. TV, I mean. Of course I know what food is! Anyway, Lady Ella is oh-so-curious about Lady Blysse's food and so is Sir Chad. It is good to see you kids have such good strong appetites! Sir Chad and Lady Ella as well as Sir Sokka and Sir Sam exchange greetings, Sir Sokka is very excited about a snack party with Sir Chad, isn't sure if he knows Lady Ella and is boggled that Sir Sora might be complaining. Sir Sokka also thinks Lady Peyton has a weird name, Sir Sam---
*squeaking*
*grunt* Yes, Boo, we all know that Sir Sam has very nice hair. He also believes that Lady Blysse has very good taste in foodishness. And Lady Peyton and Sir Sora and Sir Sokka also approve! Snacking goodness for everyone!
And Turtle Versus Kitten Death Match Battles for everyone, tooooooo! HUZZAH! Er, well, for at least Sir John and Sir Ben, who learns that the cat is Lady Jaina and the turtle is named Yoda.
Lady Jen has a new...Net...flicks...account? What is that? Is that some fisherman thing? Or fisherlady, since I assume Lady Jen is a lady. Lady Dojima stops by to discuss with Lady Jen about lady badassery, which I support. And have suffered the force of personally. Meanwhile, it appears that Sir Wes could use a lesson in subtextery.
*squeaks*
Yes, Boo, that is totes a word.
*squeaks*
No, I did not just say totes. Why would I say totes? Do I look like the sort of man to carry a handbag?
And then there are things that happened in the town.
In the early morning, we have Sir Tony in a flying suit thing. And on the other end of the spectrum, at night,
Sir Fraser and Lady Robin are very giggly and silly and grumbly. Call me crazy...
*squeaks*
...thank you, Boo. Call me crazy, but I think some booze might have been involved there!
Sir Gabriel holds a Do-It-Yourself service at Our Lady of Fandom, which sounds dangerous, especially if you know some of the priests that I know! And Sir Biff, who must be a scholar, is making notes on how wrong the New Testiment is. But what was wrong with the old one? Clearly something if they had to get a new one, yes? See, books are confusing, and the sword is mightier than the pen anyday! Seriously, try it. I had one guy try to tell me otherwise, and let me tell you, his pen did not last long against a mighty slash of steel!
...it is, however, very difficult to get ink off of a blade, just so you know. Sir Cable stopped by to chat about philosophy with Sir Biff, and this squirrel suggests that they take advantage of a metaphysical room for such purposes. I did not know we had one of those! There is a room for shooting, though, apparently, as Sir Ronan stopped in to see if he could use one.
Sir Warren set many things a-fire over at Cafe Fina which I think means he might be overcooking the meat just a bit! Sir Jack and his burned tongue probably agree! Sir Issun opened the art store while Lady Ammy took a nap, which sounds an awful lot like the relationship I have with a certain sleepy space hamster! Lady Katchoo not only got a job, but she also got some sexual advances made to her in a most disrespectful manner!
*squeaking*
...Boo is right. I did not recognize the fact that sometimes, sexual advances are the method of work for many women and some men, and if that is how they wish to pursue their careers, then so be it! So long as they are doing it lawfully and in a protected manner. Lady Viki also got a job, but it is not clear as to whether or not she will be joining Lady Katchoo as a perfectly respectible if potentially scantily clad Lady of the Night.
Over at ATLAS GYM, Sir Barney texted his fiance, and I do not know what these words mean. I do hope that it is all quite proper and not filled with nefarious bad-doing. Lady Charlotte gets things organized over at her ART GALLERY and Sir Sam...
*squeeaaaks*
...No, this is a different Sir Sam; calm down, Boo! Different Sir Sam poked around stuff at Stark Industries, which is an excellent way to make things go boom and have a roaringly good time! Like your boss-man crashing through the roof and needing to be sprayed with flame retardant stuff.
...Ahhh, that brings back so many good memories! And then, later, Sir Tony continued to help Sir Sam before remembering some very important evening plans and bolting out of there!
There still seem to be positions for employment over at that lovely little tavern with the smelly zombie band. Lady Robin and Sir Fraser prove my thoughts correct because they are there to get drunk! Just drink responsibly, kids! And stay away from dwarven ale! It may seem innocent enough, but then just you wait, and wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, you find yourself face down in a mudpuddle outside of the Nashkel mines without any pants!
Speaking of pants, there is also a sexy new doctor over at the clinic. I would make a joke about how I have a headache coming on, but, really,when you spend your whole life getting bashed upon the head, it really just sort of starts to be a nice, pleasant buzzing...
And the notes! They are finished! That was a lot of fun and all but can we say boring? That is the most I have ever read in one sitting. I do not recommend it. Instead, I recommend hitting things with swords. That is far more productive. Noble squirrels! Assist me in turning off this contraption so that I might go home and hit things with my sword!
*chittering*
Of course that isn't dirty, you naughty squirrels! Good night!