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Fandom Radio :: Monday, May 12th.
Good evening, fellow Fandomites! It's Monday night, and you all know what that means! It's T.R. Wexler reporting all the news that's fit to broadcast right here on WTFH Radio! My wayward cohort, partner in crime, and boyfriend Jeff Murdock will unfortunately not be continuing with me, and I've promised to not disclose the reason why, but, it's Jeff. I'm sure that whatever you think it might be, it's likely a part of the issue. But let us not dwell! Let us get to the news, because there's a lot of it!
SCHOOL'S BACK! ...yay.
Now that there's things going on in academia again, the flirary lives on, opened bravely by my fellow now-junior royalty, Sam. Dawn did the awesome thing by bringing food and sparking talk of cabins and Dean impersonations, and then the real Dean also brought food. Peter with the hair brought the coffee and the flirting, which means Sam's a very fulfilled little nerd.
That sounded better in my head that it did out loud. Anyway, moving on to workshops! It's the first day, so everyone introduced themselves. That's how it always works, which is fine by me, it makes my job easier and, based on the bulk of these notes tonight, I'm assuming that means everyone compensated for the easy classload by making campfires everywhere!
A bunch of fancy words that will from here on be called simply Food Class met and started out talking about coffee. Which is gross. But important. Everyone introduced themselves -- surprise surprise -- and talked avout their favorite kind of coffee. Or tea, if you're British. They had the luck of trying lots of gross coffee and then talked about it some more and Aravis is the TA. And that's the Food Class.
Arts and Crafts made gremlins. I don't know if I should be worried about them coming alive, or applauding Mister Rogers for the school spirit. Of course, though, the class introduced themselves first. Johnny and Savannah worked together. The world died of shock.
How to Get into College talked about how the first step is kind of picking a college. Everyone apparently gawked at Mister Eriksen because I guess he's really tall. Like, Chad and Sam and Jim tall? Or are we talking Mister Cable tall? OR EMPIRE STATE BUILDING TALL? Because that'd be kind of cool. There were, of course, introductions, and a quiz! On the first day! Go, Mister Eriksen! After class, Mister Deadpool stopped by to check up on Mister Eriksen because they're teaching buddies...
...poor Mister Eriksen. I was kind of liking you, too.
Anyway, there was also boring auto mechanics, which everyone listened to even though it's boring and then, yup, you guessed it: introductions. Bridge is the lucky boring class TA.
Then we have Fighting 101, where I bet they fight, and, of course, introduce themselves. They also talked to themselves and Sam was glad to see that Lois survived her first week.
You know, surprisingly, we do have an interesting first or second week student turn out ratio.
...I'm gonna have to make a chart of that.
Anyway, Constable Fraser had office hours and was tackled by his One True Love Mister Deadpo-- OH GOD WHAT DID I JUST READ? Anyway, apparently they, quote, SPARRED, and I really need to go cry in a corner now.
BUT I WON'T. I will forge on industriously to bring you all the news! Hopefully news that won't involve horrible visions of Canadian 'wrestling.' Like texting. Constable Fraser's texting is safe. I hope. Mister Murdock -- what, what? ANOTHER ONE? Good Lord all mighty, I'm not sure if Fandom can handle two Murdocks, and this one isn't even going to have a Turtle-filter... Anyway, he checks out his office.
And there are llama costumes in the office. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, MOOSE!
CABIN FEVER!
This morning, over at the Sirius Campfire, which, I'm sure, is Srz Bzness, Gladys --new kid-- lights a fire. Of the camp variety, not of the kind that can get you into legal trouble. River introduces herself to Gladys and they talk about dancing and golems and tools. Gavin also meets Gladys and they discuss the military, where they're from, and outer spaaaaaace. River asks if Gavin's been shopping lately -- if he has, it better have been at Turtle & Canary! Otherwise, he's sure to have paid way too much! Luke throws a rock at Gavin and tells him to get off his dang lawn, the young whippersnapper! Only it's not a lawn, it's a campfire, and everyone's allowed there. Giselle -- new kid -- is worried about Gladys' hands, but, apparently, she's really good with fire. That'll probably come in handy. Giselle also thinks River has pretty hair and River told her all about graduating. Whooo, congrats class of '08! John and Giselle talk about the delicacy of offending the cabins... riiiiight. She also talks to Luke about making friends with all the critters, but apparently, she hasn't made any friends with all you guys, so, squirrels, you might want to get on that, she sounds just like your brand of crazy. I doubt she's packing rum, though.
...Oh, now that's just an evil suggestion, Squirrel. You've got a cruel mind. Anyway, Jo admits that she's a little surprised to see a golem attending the fire. Jo? Sweetie? Did you forget that our janitor is a troll? Just wondering. Luke's also gawking at Gladys a bit and he and Jo did the teasing kissyface thing, blech. If I keep doing this on Mondays, I want to declare Mondays a kissyface free day. Gavin teases John about pranks in the cabins, which, really, John should know all about pranks in cabins gone awry, NOT that I'm going to mention any specific braids or anything, AHEM. Luke and John talk about the wedding...Rory and Mister Skywalker's, I assume, not their own, although, if that's the case, congratulations, you crazy kids, you! And then John and Jo talk about how rough it is, this cabin life, with the air conditioning and the television and the fruit bats and breakfast cereal...
Hinata -- new kid -- also has a fire going this morning at Draco, but it gets a lot less traffic, which is fine by me! Seregil swings by and he reassures the shy Hinata that this place is really great once you get used to it, and he's right, Hinata! It's great here! Meanwhile, Cal -- new kid -- proves to be on the ambitious side by working out in the gym early this morning. He and Jaina chat a bit between their workouts and so does he and Liir.
Then, along came afternoon, and too many people still having nothing better to do. Reno's already...err, um...practicing liberty in what he drinks over at theIt's Not Lupus campfire. Ron and Reno are not exactly pleased to discover they're living in the same cabin; good thing they've got...drinks to ease the pain. Of a clearly non-questionable nature that would not get them in trouble. *cough*
Seriously, people, please? Remember radio at the times? I don't like being liable. Anyway, Sokka welcomes Ron to the 'wolfpack,' and dear Lord, you've named your group. Wow. Rikku wants to know if Ron and Reno will play nice; Ron says he will if Reno does, and I say, you've all got R names, you should be able to work it out! Sokka has trouble choking down Reno's...err...completely acceptable drink choices; maybe they didn't have meat flavoring? Rikku wonder if Reno's had a bad day and assures him that no one will steal his perfectly acceptable drinks of soda and punch. AHEM. Sokka lies to Rikku by telling her that his cabin is the best. Lies, lies, lies. If it were the best, I would be in it. Clearly. My new roommate Ella got to meet Rikku, too, which is good, because I like Rikku and I like Ella. Yay for people meeting! Anyway, Jenny brings a box of stuff for Reno and Rikku tells Jenny all about how she's the best driver ever. REALLY. Just as Mister Deadpool. *cough* Ino comments...PROPERLY...on how maybe they should drink so much...punch until Sokka reels her in and I'm very disappointed in you, Ino. Reno doesn't forget her name and talks about her friend that just started here and she asks Rikku if Reno's usually this weird before they decide what to do if there's any extra...err...punch. Ella proves to be a roomie I can be proud of by just saying no to punch, and Sokka tries to suggest what she should and should not try. Ella continues to prove very awesome and winning her roomie's approval as she meets Jenny, too. Ron tried to be a bad influence on her. TSK.
Over at Scorpius, Amber has some marshmallows and a fire. There's a lot of fire going on in this camp, let me tell you. Peter with the hair comes by and chats with Amber about being cabinmates and how they're sure glad the names are literal. If they were literal, then Andromeda would just be called The Best. Liir is a killjoy and just wants to read, but Amber chats with him anyway, because she's nice like that. You should all see what a wonderful job she does Wednesdays at Turtle & Canary, if you haven't already! Sam is glad to see that Amber has the marshmallow situation under control. She probably got a great deal on them at Turtle & Canary. Jen and Amber, while not new, still were new to each other and they introduce each other before getting to the marshmallows.
Dean also has marshmallows and hot dogs at Virgo. Alice -- new kid with one of the coolest names ever! even though, Marco, I swear, that was still not my kid -- joins him and Dean fills her in on the awesomeness that is cabin time. Meg reveals that she's never had a S'more that wasn't microwaved before, and, oh, honey, thank God Dean's there to show you the way. Even if you are evil. Alice, meanwhile, doesn't even know what S'more is, but Meg isn't so evil that she can't explain it to her. Wes -- new kid whose hair is not really floppy, comparatively, I don't know who told him that -- checks if it's okay if he joins in, and of course he is! and Dean introduces himself to him and all that good stuff. Alice mentions that she's only involved in the Virgo cabin because her siblings there, and she and Wes talk about s'more and being new. Cal and Dean talk about boring boy things like cars and Alice and Cal talk about boring things like Greek tragedies. Cal, I'm sorry. You're boring. I wish more of these people would be boring so I wouldn't have to report so much. Yeesh. Jeff owes me big time. Anyway, Teyla wants to know if Dean's going to eat all that food himself. I would kind of pay to see that.
Over at the best cabin ever, Jaina's got a fire going and I would have stopped but I had to be here! Totally lame! Or actually maybe not so lame, because Toby -- new kid -- is all shirtless, although Jaina doesn't seem to mind. Ugh. What can I say? I like my men suited. Mmm. Kevin -- new kid -- tells Toby all about how his mechanics class will be awesome, but it's mechanics, so I'm confused. And then there's dirty rubbing. Wow, these new kids move fast. Hinata is all shy in the basking, flexing, golden glow of Toby's manly shirtle--
Who writes this crap? Ugh, someone, please, stop letting that squirrel hang out in the Harlequinn area of the Book Haven, please? Anyway, Hinata and Jaina get to know each other and Jaina assures the other girl that you get used to having so many people around you in due course. Jaina also got to know Lion-o -- new kid, and Hinata wonders if he's a summon, but he doesn't even know what that is, so I'm guessing not. Luke introduces Lion-o to the wonderful thing that is his messed up family lines. John pouts at Jaina that Gavin's mean and they should prank him, but, JEEZ, John, it's not like Gavin has a long pretty braid you can cut off, now, does he?
...Maybe he should. Anyway, Andrew plops and tells John about how he thinks Liir hates him. Toby peers with piercing, smoldering eyes at John's magical treses--
UGH. Squirrels! Stop writing this crap! Kevin and John introduce each other and talk about Kevin's wet entrance....wait, what? And Jaina talks to Kevin about cars and boyfriends. Hello, flashback to last year, wow. Hinata worries about usurping other cabin campfires but then she talks to Kevin about where she's from. Lois -- new kid -- also comes and usurps the campfire, because, see? Everyone loves Andromeda because they know it's the best! Anyway, she and John meet and so do Lois and Jaina and Lois and Hinata and Lois and Luke! First week. Lots of meeting going on.
NOT DIRTY! Ugh, don't even give me that look, squirrel! Luke and Jaina met up, and I know that's definitely not dirty, because, hello, family. Even if the family is a little screwy. In a good way, of course! And Jaina also welcomed Dick -- new one, not the other one -- to the outside of the world's best cabin.
And then, finally, over in Centaurus, Sora mixes it up by roasting fish instead of marshmallows. Hoshi definitely approves, and she and Sora chat it up.
Surprisingly, some people did do things away from the campfires. Andrew, for instance, returned and found his new bed. He also found a less than happy Liir. I discovered that, no, my boyfriend is not cheating on me; he just has a really, really awful dog, and Ino's doing some reading, but is interrupted by Michael. Apparently, neither is too impressed to have the other in their cabin. Also, Z posted a sign-up-for-supplies list in the senior cabin, and I applaud her organizational skills. Z herself, Anders-who-is-cuter-than-Marco, Isabel, Willow, evil Meg, Lana, and Adah all signed up. And then Jamie was a nerd and packed his cabin with a bunch of his duplicates. Thank God I'm not in Sirius. To the occupants of Sirius, I'm really, really sorry. Thankfully, they all seemed to leave shortly after they crammed in. He sent them out on a mission for great justice, which is fine, as long as it doesn't effect you coming into work next monday, MADROX. Friday -- new kid, and seriously? People gave me crap about Turtle? -- was properly confused, but Giselle was just fascinated to see that Jamie had so many 'brothers.' I kind of think Giselle might be insane.
TOWN STUFF!
Today, in town, there was a change in what used to be Sparky's Repairs. Apparently, it's now sTARK INDUSTRIES. Ooooh, intrigue! Miss York is busy at the York Gallery and Xander comes by to fix her stove and help with her banner, and, ugh, that's the worst euphemism ever, guys. And you squirrels seemed to have a productive day picketing Miss Burrows at Luke's Diner, where Cal came in for coffee and got a job and my awesome new roommate Ella talked about some of the political implications of the picketers and solutions for a compromise, and, you know what, Ella? You and me? I think we'll get along just fine. There was also an announcement for the next Gallery exhibit on the bulletin board. Jamie opened Turtle & Canary, the only place to shop for all your needs, and Sokka came in. As respectable employees of a pillar of the community, I bet they did not talk about anything nefarious regarding newbies. Although, you guys, you should get with me and Marco and we'll all exchange notes, okay? Sheriff Mustang got back and got a visit from Miss Aly and they talked about something about Miss Lieutenant Kerrigan and something called a Zerg? I don't know, I think he might have made it up. Or not, because she's really not herself after all. But she still has Sheriff Mustang to make her gross nasty coffee. Um, hello? No wonder she's so cranky, she's being forced to drink gross nasty coffee! Mister Kurogane and Mister Kai hung out and watched ANTM, and Alex opened the Magic Box. Ooooh, Newsy.
Chad opened Groovy Tunes and Alice with the awesome name came in to get caught up in music. If there's anything Chad's good for, it's that, I gotta admit. Mary's working at the Arms Hotel and Mister Keyworth came in to say howdy. And Naomi was working at Sparky's before the mysteeeeerious change. Mister Cable did his thang at the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, and Worf --new kid-- inquired about the latter part of that. Hinata wanted to know about the weapons, although I can't understand why anyone would want to, except maybe Temari -- new kid; I'm not at all surprised that she came in for something like that. Rikku then came in to see the baby. Wait? Baby? How'd I miss that?
Speaking of babies *cough* Constable Fraser comes home to work to Robin who is not a frog and they're probably going to get into things that I don't want to think about older people doing, so I'm going to just continue right on to Mister Jolee opening Caritas, where Mister Deadpool and Mister Cable drank a lot of drink and were probably all drunk about it all. G'kar stopped in, and Mister Kurogane, and Miss Mizrahi did, too. Mister Cable also got a root beer, and Miss Mizrahi wondered if his baby should really be in the bar. Probably not, but then maybe she should offer to baby sit it for him? Hmmmm? Also joining the line of baby-in-a-bar critics is Mister Kurogane. See, Mister Cable? Plenty of potential babysitters. Tyler gives a half-salute with his drink in greeting to Mister Deadpool, who's worried Tyler might turn green for some reason. Alcohol poisoning? Maybe, since Tyler and Peter with the Accent are having a Stickbug reunion.
In clinic news, Miss Millie was there in the morning and Katara in the evening; Zuko came to see Katara because, apparently, he wasn't able to get home. Which, really, is for the best. I can't imagine any place really being better than Fandom.
And, ladies and gentlemen, that's all the notes for this Monday! Hopefully, I will be back to read more notes for you another day! Until then, good night and have a prosperous tomorrow!
SCHOOL'S BACK! ...yay.
Now that there's things going on in academia again, the flirary lives on, opened bravely by my fellow now-junior royalty, Sam. Dawn did the awesome thing by bringing food and sparking talk of cabins and Dean impersonations, and then the real Dean also brought food. Peter with the hair brought the coffee and the flirting, which means Sam's a very fulfilled little nerd.
That sounded better in my head that it did out loud. Anyway, moving on to workshops! It's the first day, so everyone introduced themselves. That's how it always works, which is fine by me, it makes my job easier and, based on the bulk of these notes tonight, I'm assuming that means everyone compensated for the easy classload by making campfires everywhere!
A bunch of fancy words that will from here on be called simply Food Class met and started out talking about coffee. Which is gross. But important. Everyone introduced themselves -- surprise surprise -- and talked avout their favorite kind of coffee. Or tea, if you're British. They had the luck of trying lots of gross coffee and then talked about it some more and Aravis is the TA. And that's the Food Class.
Arts and Crafts made gremlins. I don't know if I should be worried about them coming alive, or applauding Mister Rogers for the school spirit. Of course, though, the class introduced themselves first. Johnny and Savannah worked together. The world died of shock.
How to Get into College talked about how the first step is kind of picking a college. Everyone apparently gawked at Mister Eriksen because I guess he's really tall. Like, Chad and Sam and Jim tall? Or are we talking Mister Cable tall? OR EMPIRE STATE BUILDING TALL? Because that'd be kind of cool. There were, of course, introductions, and a quiz! On the first day! Go, Mister Eriksen! After class, Mister Deadpool stopped by to check up on Mister Eriksen because they're teaching buddies...
...poor Mister Eriksen. I was kind of liking you, too.
Anyway, there was also boring auto mechanics, which everyone listened to even though it's boring and then, yup, you guessed it: introductions. Bridge is the lucky boring class TA.
Then we have Fighting 101, where I bet they fight, and, of course, introduce themselves. They also talked to themselves and Sam was glad to see that Lois survived her first week.
You know, surprisingly, we do have an interesting first or second week student turn out ratio.
...I'm gonna have to make a chart of that.
Anyway, Constable Fraser had office hours and was tackled by his One True Love Mister Deadpo-- OH GOD WHAT DID I JUST READ? Anyway, apparently they, quote, SPARRED, and I really need to go cry in a corner now.
BUT I WON'T. I will forge on industriously to bring you all the news! Hopefully news that won't involve horrible visions of Canadian 'wrestling.' Like texting. Constable Fraser's texting is safe. I hope. Mister Murdock -- what, what? ANOTHER ONE? Good Lord all mighty, I'm not sure if Fandom can handle two Murdocks, and this one isn't even going to have a Turtle-filter... Anyway, he checks out his office.
And there are llama costumes in the office. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, MOOSE!
CABIN FEVER!
This morning, over at the Sirius Campfire, which, I'm sure, is Srz Bzness, Gladys --new kid-- lights a fire. Of the camp variety, not of the kind that can get you into legal trouble. River introduces herself to Gladys and they talk about dancing and golems and tools. Gavin also meets Gladys and they discuss the military, where they're from, and outer spaaaaaace. River asks if Gavin's been shopping lately -- if he has, it better have been at Turtle & Canary! Otherwise, he's sure to have paid way too much! Luke throws a rock at Gavin and tells him to get off his dang lawn, the young whippersnapper! Only it's not a lawn, it's a campfire, and everyone's allowed there. Giselle -- new kid -- is worried about Gladys' hands, but, apparently, she's really good with fire. That'll probably come in handy. Giselle also thinks River has pretty hair and River told her all about graduating. Whooo, congrats class of '08! John and Giselle talk about the delicacy of offending the cabins... riiiiight. She also talks to Luke about making friends with all the critters, but apparently, she hasn't made any friends with all you guys, so, squirrels, you might want to get on that, she sounds just like your brand of crazy. I doubt she's packing rum, though.
...Oh, now that's just an evil suggestion, Squirrel. You've got a cruel mind. Anyway, Jo admits that she's a little surprised to see a golem attending the fire. Jo? Sweetie? Did you forget that our janitor is a troll? Just wondering. Luke's also gawking at Gladys a bit and he and Jo did the teasing kissyface thing, blech. If I keep doing this on Mondays, I want to declare Mondays a kissyface free day. Gavin teases John about pranks in the cabins, which, really, John should know all about pranks in cabins gone awry, NOT that I'm going to mention any specific braids or anything, AHEM. Luke and John talk about the wedding...Rory and Mister Skywalker's, I assume, not their own, although, if that's the case, congratulations, you crazy kids, you! And then John and Jo talk about how rough it is, this cabin life, with the air conditioning and the television and the fruit bats and breakfast cereal...
Hinata -- new kid -- also has a fire going this morning at Draco, but it gets a lot less traffic, which is fine by me! Seregil swings by and he reassures the shy Hinata that this place is really great once you get used to it, and he's right, Hinata! It's great here! Meanwhile, Cal -- new kid -- proves to be on the ambitious side by working out in the gym early this morning. He and Jaina chat a bit between their workouts and so does he and Liir.
Then, along came afternoon, and too many people still having nothing better to do. Reno's already...err, um...practicing liberty in what he drinks over at the
Seriously, people, please? Remember radio at the times? I don't like being liable. Anyway, Sokka welcomes Ron to the 'wolfpack,' and dear Lord, you've named your group. Wow. Rikku wants to know if Ron and Reno will play nice; Ron says he will if Reno does, and I say, you've all got R names, you should be able to work it out! Sokka has trouble choking down Reno's...err...completely acceptable drink choices; maybe they didn't have meat flavoring? Rikku wonder if Reno's had a bad day and assures him that no one will steal his perfectly acceptable drinks of soda and punch. AHEM. Sokka lies to Rikku by telling her that his cabin is the best. Lies, lies, lies. If it were the best, I would be in it. Clearly. My new roommate Ella got to meet Rikku, too, which is good, because I like Rikku and I like Ella. Yay for people meeting! Anyway, Jenny brings a box of stuff for Reno and Rikku tells Jenny all about how she's the best driver ever. REALLY. Just as Mister Deadpool. *cough* Ino comments...PROPERLY...on how maybe they should drink so much...punch until Sokka reels her in and I'm very disappointed in you, Ino. Reno doesn't forget her name and talks about her friend that just started here and she asks Rikku if Reno's usually this weird before they decide what to do if there's any extra...err...punch. Ella proves to be a roomie I can be proud of by just saying no to punch, and Sokka tries to suggest what she should and should not try. Ella continues to prove very awesome and winning her roomie's approval as she meets Jenny, too. Ron tried to be a bad influence on her. TSK.
Over at Scorpius, Amber has some marshmallows and a fire. There's a lot of fire going on in this camp, let me tell you. Peter with the hair comes by and chats with Amber about being cabinmates and how they're sure glad the names are literal. If they were literal, then Andromeda would just be called The Best. Liir is a killjoy and just wants to read, but Amber chats with him anyway, because she's nice like that. You should all see what a wonderful job she does Wednesdays at Turtle & Canary, if you haven't already! Sam is glad to see that Amber has the marshmallow situation under control. She probably got a great deal on them at Turtle & Canary. Jen and Amber, while not new, still were new to each other and they introduce each other before getting to the marshmallows.
Dean also has marshmallows and hot dogs at Virgo. Alice -- new kid with one of the coolest names ever! even though, Marco, I swear, that was still not my kid -- joins him and Dean fills her in on the awesomeness that is cabin time. Meg reveals that she's never had a S'more that wasn't microwaved before, and, oh, honey, thank God Dean's there to show you the way. Even if you are evil. Alice, meanwhile, doesn't even know what S'more is, but Meg isn't so evil that she can't explain it to her. Wes -- new kid whose hair is not really floppy, comparatively, I don't know who told him that -- checks if it's okay if he joins in, and of course he is! and Dean introduces himself to him and all that good stuff. Alice mentions that she's only involved in the Virgo cabin because her siblings there, and she and Wes talk about s'more and being new. Cal and Dean talk about boring boy things like cars and Alice and Cal talk about boring things like Greek tragedies. Cal, I'm sorry. You're boring. I wish more of these people would be boring so I wouldn't have to report so much. Yeesh. Jeff owes me big time. Anyway, Teyla wants to know if Dean's going to eat all that food himself. I would kind of pay to see that.
Over at the best cabin ever, Jaina's got a fire going and I would have stopped but I had to be here! Totally lame! Or actually maybe not so lame, because Toby -- new kid -- is all shirtless, although Jaina doesn't seem to mind. Ugh. What can I say? I like my men suited. Mmm. Kevin -- new kid -- tells Toby all about how his mechanics class will be awesome, but it's mechanics, so I'm confused. And then there's dirty rubbing. Wow, these new kids move fast. Hinata is all shy in the basking, flexing, golden glow of Toby's manly shirtle--
Who writes this crap? Ugh, someone, please, stop letting that squirrel hang out in the Harlequinn area of the Book Haven, please? Anyway, Hinata and Jaina get to know each other and Jaina assures the other girl that you get used to having so many people around you in due course. Jaina also got to know Lion-o -- new kid, and Hinata wonders if he's a summon, but he doesn't even know what that is, so I'm guessing not. Luke introduces Lion-o to the wonderful thing that is his messed up family lines. John pouts at Jaina that Gavin's mean and they should prank him, but, JEEZ, John, it's not like Gavin has a long pretty braid you can cut off, now, does he?
...Maybe he should. Anyway, Andrew plops and tells John about how he thinks Liir hates him. Toby peers with piercing, smoldering eyes at John's magical treses--
UGH. Squirrels! Stop writing this crap! Kevin and John introduce each other and talk about Kevin's wet entrance....wait, what? And Jaina talks to Kevin about cars and boyfriends. Hello, flashback to last year, wow. Hinata worries about usurping other cabin campfires but then she talks to Kevin about where she's from. Lois -- new kid -- also comes and usurps the campfire, because, see? Everyone loves Andromeda because they know it's the best! Anyway, she and John meet and so do Lois and Jaina and Lois and Hinata and Lois and Luke! First week. Lots of meeting going on.
NOT DIRTY! Ugh, don't even give me that look, squirrel! Luke and Jaina met up, and I know that's definitely not dirty, because, hello, family. Even if the family is a little screwy. In a good way, of course! And Jaina also welcomed Dick -- new one, not the other one -- to the outside of the world's best cabin.
And then, finally, over in Centaurus, Sora mixes it up by roasting fish instead of marshmallows. Hoshi definitely approves, and she and Sora chat it up.
Surprisingly, some people did do things away from the campfires. Andrew, for instance, returned and found his new bed. He also found a less than happy Liir. I discovered that, no, my boyfriend is not cheating on me; he just has a really, really awful dog, and Ino's doing some reading, but is interrupted by Michael. Apparently, neither is too impressed to have the other in their cabin. Also, Z posted a sign-up-for-supplies list in the senior cabin, and I applaud her organizational skills. Z herself, Anders-who-is-cuter-than-Marco, Isabel, Willow, evil Meg, Lana, and Adah all signed up. And then Jamie was a nerd and packed his cabin with a bunch of his duplicates. Thank God I'm not in Sirius. To the occupants of Sirius, I'm really, really sorry. Thankfully, they all seemed to leave shortly after they crammed in. He sent them out on a mission for great justice, which is fine, as long as it doesn't effect you coming into work next monday, MADROX. Friday -- new kid, and seriously? People gave me crap about Turtle? -- was properly confused, but Giselle was just fascinated to see that Jamie had so many 'brothers.' I kind of think Giselle might be insane.
TOWN STUFF!
Today, in town, there was a change in what used to be Sparky's Repairs. Apparently, it's now sTARK INDUSTRIES. Ooooh, intrigue! Miss York is busy at the York Gallery and Xander comes by to fix her stove and help with her banner, and, ugh, that's the worst euphemism ever, guys. And you squirrels seemed to have a productive day picketing Miss Burrows at Luke's Diner, where Cal came in for coffee and got a job and my awesome new roommate Ella talked about some of the political implications of the picketers and solutions for a compromise, and, you know what, Ella? You and me? I think we'll get along just fine. There was also an announcement for the next Gallery exhibit on the bulletin board. Jamie opened Turtle & Canary, the only place to shop for all your needs, and Sokka came in. As respectable employees of a pillar of the community, I bet they did not talk about anything nefarious regarding newbies. Although, you guys, you should get with me and Marco and we'll all exchange notes, okay? Sheriff Mustang got back and got a visit from Miss Aly and they talked about something about Miss Lieutenant Kerrigan and something called a Zerg? I don't know, I think he might have made it up. Or not, because she's really not herself after all. But she still has Sheriff Mustang to make her gross nasty coffee. Um, hello? No wonder she's so cranky, she's being forced to drink gross nasty coffee! Mister Kurogane and Mister Kai hung out and watched ANTM, and Alex opened the Magic Box. Ooooh, Newsy.
Chad opened Groovy Tunes and Alice with the awesome name came in to get caught up in music. If there's anything Chad's good for, it's that, I gotta admit. Mary's working at the Arms Hotel and Mister Keyworth came in to say howdy. And Naomi was working at Sparky's before the mysteeeeerious change. Mister Cable did his thang at the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, and Worf --new kid-- inquired about the latter part of that. Hinata wanted to know about the weapons, although I can't understand why anyone would want to, except maybe Temari -- new kid; I'm not at all surprised that she came in for something like that. Rikku then came in to see the baby. Wait? Baby? How'd I miss that?
Speaking of babies *cough* Constable Fraser comes home to work to Robin who is not a frog and they're probably going to get into things that I don't want to think about older people doing, so I'm going to just continue right on to Mister Jolee opening Caritas, where Mister Deadpool and Mister Cable drank a lot of drink and were probably all drunk about it all. G'kar stopped in, and Mister Kurogane, and Miss Mizrahi did, too. Mister Cable also got a root beer, and Miss Mizrahi wondered if his baby should really be in the bar. Probably not, but then maybe she should offer to baby sit it for him? Hmmmm? Also joining the line of baby-in-a-bar critics is Mister Kurogane. See, Mister Cable? Plenty of potential babysitters. Tyler gives a half-salute with his drink in greeting to Mister Deadpool, who's worried Tyler might turn green for some reason. Alcohol poisoning? Maybe, since Tyler and Peter with the Accent are having a Stickbug reunion.
In clinic news, Miss Millie was there in the morning and Katara in the evening; Zuko came to see Katara because, apparently, he wasn't able to get home. Which, really, is for the best. I can't imagine any place really being better than Fandom.
And, ladies and gentlemen, that's all the notes for this Monday! Hopefully, I will be back to read more notes for you another day! Until then, good night and have a prosperous tomorrow!