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fandom_radio2025-02-11 01:35 pm
afraid_of_marshmallows) wrote in fandom_radio2025-02-11 01:35 pm
Fandom Radio, Tuesday, February 11th
Hey there Fandom, it's ya girl, Arden Finch, here to give you--is it hot in here? It's like stupidly hot in here, right?
*Sample from Hot In Herre plays*
Nope! Lemme just stop all y'all right there. Y'all are gonna keep your clothes on, at least while I'm here. I don't care what foolishness y'all get up to while you're by yourselves, but while I'm in here, y'all are gonna pretend y'all know how to act right.
*muttered chittering*
You know why I'm cranky this morning? I'm not cranky! I just don't wanna see...whatever this whole thing happening here is. Did you turn the station into a club? Wait, are the raccoons providing bottle service? I have so many questions that I want exactly zero answers to, an no, Leroy, I do not want to see you twerking, oh my goddess.
*Sample from Get Low plays*
Okay, yeah, just give me the notes. The faster I can get through them, the faster I can leave y'all to this...absolute nonsense...and go find someone else to do.
*snickering.*
What? What did I say? Oh never mind, let's just start. At the school School, Modern Kitchen Basics learned how to use a rice cooker and apparently everyone was really focused on the lesson. And in Habits of Highly Efficient People, class was cancelled after the teachers provided everyone with...condoms and dental dam?
*Sample from Water Slide plays*
...Why were they handing out--I mean, I've taken classes with them, so there are a bunch of reasons it could be, but like...Do they still have any? I mean! Like, not like that--
*snickering*
Yeah, we're gonna move on because these squirrels all have dirty minds, jeeze.
*Sample from Dirty Mind plays*
Who is playing DJ up in here? For real! No notes from the Dorms, but people were getting down Town--not like that! Dr. Isley got ready for the day at Pick Your Poison--
*Sample from Cheesa's cover of Toxic plays*
--and Ms. Blake stopped by to get a refill on some kind of lotion or something and the squirrels are snickering again. Vi was shadowboxing at Magpie Emporium in between having to kick gremlins out of the gaming room. Damn, brave, a'ight. Couldn't be me. Steph showed up with 'ice cream and sexual tension,' apparently.
*Sample from Almost Touch Me plays*
At this point, I'm just going to ignore it and keep going. Mystery Sign 3000 was decked out for Valentine's Day and showing The Journal. At the Infinite Consortium, Professor Vess was leaving dirty messages on Professor Scientia's phone - really squirrels?!? Nobody needs this level of detail! - until he showed up for lunch, which was not what he--nope! Not gonna finish reading that note out loud. Dr. Blake was talking to himself at the Perk--
*Sample from Genitorturers's cover of I Touch Myself plays*
--Not what I said! ESPECIALLY since it sounds like congratulations are in order, and his license transferred. Congrats, sir. Ms. Wren stopped by for a coffee and to explain that this week was weird because of the pollen--wait, the pollen?!? That's happening? Now?!? Ughhhhhhh!!! Okay, well, so many things make more sense now, and ughhhh. Okay, gonna get through this broadcast and then go home and lock myself in my room and--not like that! The crab was packing his things at the Clinic to go visit the lobsters because of the pollen, and Professor Not-The-Rich-One-Stark also put out a big bowl of...safer sex supplies...for anyone...in need. Of such materials.
Pizza Planet was making plenty of heart-shaped pizzas and pizza roses for the holidays--
*Sample of Hungry plays*
--and Mr. Northman was just very, very smug at Devil's Nest, for reasons we won't be asking about, thank you. Mrs. Solo-Fel texted to say hello, but tragically - the squirrels choice of words, not mine, I have no opinion - it did not become a bootycall for 'she is married and monogamous' reasons. And Ms. Nell made nibbly finger foods for herself and Professor Amicitia to share.
And as that's the last of my notes, this is ya girl, Arden Finch, getting the BLEEP out so the squirrels can get back to this weird club thing they've got going on and I can resolutely refuse to make eye contact with anyone on the island for the rest of the week! Bye Fan--
Oh. Apparently Leroy has decided that we haven't had enough music already this broadcast, so enjoy Amber's Sexual (La Da Di) while I flee for my own sanity!
*Sample from Hot In Herre plays*
Nope! Lemme just stop all y'all right there. Y'all are gonna keep your clothes on, at least while I'm here. I don't care what foolishness y'all get up to while you're by yourselves, but while I'm in here, y'all are gonna pretend y'all know how to act right.
*muttered chittering*
You know why I'm cranky this morning? I'm not cranky! I just don't wanna see...whatever this whole thing happening here is. Did you turn the station into a club? Wait, are the raccoons providing bottle service? I have so many questions that I want exactly zero answers to, an no, Leroy, I do not want to see you twerking, oh my goddess.
*Sample from Get Low plays*
Okay, yeah, just give me the notes. The faster I can get through them, the faster I can leave y'all to this...absolute nonsense...and go find someone else to do.
*snickering.*
What? What did I say? Oh never mind, let's just start. At the school School, Modern Kitchen Basics learned how to use a rice cooker and apparently everyone was really focused on the lesson. And in Habits of Highly Efficient People, class was cancelled after the teachers provided everyone with...condoms and dental dam?
*Sample from Water Slide plays*
...Why were they handing out--I mean, I've taken classes with them, so there are a bunch of reasons it could be, but like...Do they still have any? I mean! Like, not like that--
*snickering*
Yeah, we're gonna move on because these squirrels all have dirty minds, jeeze.
*Sample from Dirty Mind plays*
Who is playing DJ up in here? For real! No notes from the Dorms, but people were getting down Town--not like that! Dr. Isley got ready for the day at Pick Your Poison--
*Sample from Cheesa's cover of Toxic plays*
--and Ms. Blake stopped by to get a refill on some kind of lotion or something and the squirrels are snickering again. Vi was shadowboxing at Magpie Emporium in between having to kick gremlins out of the gaming room. Damn, brave, a'ight. Couldn't be me. Steph showed up with 'ice cream and sexual tension,' apparently.
*Sample from Almost Touch Me plays*
At this point, I'm just going to ignore it and keep going. Mystery Sign 3000 was decked out for Valentine's Day and showing The Journal. At the Infinite Consortium, Professor Vess was leaving dirty messages on Professor Scientia's phone - really squirrels?!? Nobody needs this level of detail! - until he showed up for lunch, which was not what he--nope! Not gonna finish reading that note out loud. Dr. Blake was talking to himself at the Perk--
*Sample from Genitorturers's cover of I Touch Myself plays*
--Not what I said! ESPECIALLY since it sounds like congratulations are in order, and his license transferred. Congrats, sir. Ms. Wren stopped by for a coffee and to explain that this week was weird because of the pollen--wait, the pollen?!? That's happening? Now?!? Ughhhhhhh!!! Okay, well, so many things make more sense now, and ughhhh. Okay, gonna get through this broadcast and then go home and lock myself in my room and--not like that! The crab was packing his things at the Clinic to go visit the lobsters because of the pollen, and Professor Not-The-Rich-One-Stark also put out a big bowl of...safer sex supplies...for anyone...in need. Of such materials.
Pizza Planet was making plenty of heart-shaped pizzas and pizza roses for the holidays--
*Sample of Hungry plays*
--and Mr. Northman was just very, very smug at Devil's Nest, for reasons we won't be asking about, thank you. Mrs. Solo-Fel texted to say hello, but tragically - the squirrels choice of words, not mine, I have no opinion - it did not become a bootycall for 'she is married and monogamous' reasons. And Ms. Nell made nibbly finger foods for herself and Professor Amicitia to share.
And as that's the last of my notes, this is ya girl, Arden Finch, getting the BLEEP out so the squirrels can get back to this weird club thing they've got going on and I can resolutely refuse to make eye contact with anyone on the island for the rest of the week! Bye Fan--
Oh. Apparently Leroy has decided that we haven't had enough music already this broadcast, so enjoy Amber's Sexual (La Da Di) while I flee for my own sanity!