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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, June 11th
Hey there Fandom, it's me, ya girl Arden Finch, bringing you Monday's freshest gossip to go with your Tuesday morning coffee.
*Pauses*
That's it? No weird shenanigans? Nothing? Hmmm. You're all looking too innocent and I don't trust it, but whatever. Let's just get to the notes. That being said, I am keeping an eye on all y'all. Especially you, Leroy. School opened with the glorious mayhem that is Paintball, where the professors decided that pit traps weren't enough, so they added paint land mines. Which, for the record, is not a normal thing to say about any class and y'all should know that. Anyway, Kamala and I talked about, uh, different types of cuisines and that's enough about that conversation, thank you.
*chittering*
What? No, I'm not going into more detail about that conversation. Why? No reason, I just don't want to is why, and also shut up is why and also also, let me read the damn notes is why. This is the second week in a row when Dean Skywalker was taken out first, and I'm sure it had nothing to do with this being the second week in a row where no one could use their powers. Then Cal and I duked it out for first place, with the win solidly going to Cal, so give it up for Cal Kestis everyone, brief Paintball champion. Let me know when you've figured out where you wanna go, Cal, I owe you. Photography Basics went over our green pictures before moving onto blue, and Video Games Are Great! had everyone set themselves up like fighter game characters and duke it out.
*chittering*
What? You want me to say that--why?
*emphatic chittering*
Fine fine. ...had everyone set themselves up like fighter game characters and duke it out. FATALITY. There, I hope you're satisfied. Damn weirdo squirrels.
Finishing up School, Cats! went to a large cat sanctuary today, and First Aid went over many of the ways that nature will kill you, including what to do in cases of hyperthermia, hypothermia, and altitude sickness. Also, the Dean asked about gutting a large animal and hiding in there for warmth and now I am incredibly disturbed, thank you no thank you for that mental image, sir. And that's definitely our opener for the Weird BLEEP list, please let there be other entries.
Hey...could you go get me a tea, little porg? My throat's a little dry. Thank you, honey.
*brief pause*
Okay, quick, while the porg is gone, there are no notes for the Dorms, so we're moving along quickly to Town. Professor Vess was organizing things at the Infinite Consortium, though Professor Scientia did not seem best pleased to discover that it was to make was for Dean's curse boxes, but considering Dean - hi, Dean! - showed up with them anyway, I guess that's that. Professor Smith was selling ballpoint pens and strewing tacks about the parking lot at Turtle and Canary today. The tacks were unrelated to any weird holidays, apparently she just wanted Stewart - hi, Stewart! - to stop dancing in front of her store. Which he agreed to do in exchange for...space drugs and chill, apparently? The flowers at Covent Garden Flowers were singing lullabies to Ms. Ingram today, which is probably why she and Professor Amicitia asked Professor Scientia to cook for their usual Monday gathering. And lullaby-singing flowers also goes on the list and sure is the polar opposite from crawling into animal carcasses, again, thank you Dean Skywalker.
The Maaaaaagpie Empoooor~rium had angry gremlins and also gremlins making their minis kiss and the latter also goes on the list, possibly elevated from mere 'weird BLEEP' to 'what the absolute BLEEP?' Neither Steph nor Vi knew what was up with either group and that feels fine, actually? Like, way better than the alternative? At Pizza Planet, Raiden was highlighting various stone fruits - and also figs - on his pizzas and I'm actually really sad I missed those, because all of those options sound amazing. Do those specials last all week? Someone tell me those specials last all week. Kamala was once again hard at work at Stark Industries and also sharing her candy care package with Professor The-Rich-One-Stark who told her that the final week of Paintball was gonna allow for powers, so BLEEP my life there. And speaking of Professors Stark, Professor Not-The-Rich-One was at his Monday clinic shift, where the crab was once again painting. At this point, anything Stabby does goes on the list by default, even though I'm not even surprised by the concept of a Renaissance crab anymore, really.
At the Trooper Station, Officer McGarrett was disinfecting everything with bleach for reasons that are wholly unrelated to Paintball, the squirrels assure me. Officer Williams discovered that his snacks were ruined by coffee in the drawers and also this note has a bunch of glitter on it, too? For reasons? The squirrels still haven't explained why. And Mr. Northman returned from lands unknown to intimidate Mr. Tiny by just looking at him all night at the Devil's Nest. Which, weird, but within the normal tolerance for weird, so we're not counting it.
All right, Fandom, I'm outta notes and the porg just handed me a perfect cup of coffee, so it's time for me to go! This is Arden Finch, signing off, and continuing our Pride musical choices with Todrick Hall's I Like Boys. Have a great day, Fandom!
*Pauses*
That's it? No weird shenanigans? Nothing? Hmmm. You're all looking too innocent and I don't trust it, but whatever. Let's just get to the notes. That being said, I am keeping an eye on all y'all. Especially you, Leroy. School opened with the glorious mayhem that is Paintball, where the professors decided that pit traps weren't enough, so they added paint land mines. Which, for the record, is not a normal thing to say about any class and y'all should know that. Anyway, Kamala and I talked about, uh, different types of cuisines and that's enough about that conversation, thank you.
*chittering*
What? No, I'm not going into more detail about that conversation. Why? No reason, I just don't want to is why, and also shut up is why and also also, let me read the damn notes is why. This is the second week in a row when Dean Skywalker was taken out first, and I'm sure it had nothing to do with this being the second week in a row where no one could use their powers. Then Cal and I duked it out for first place, with the win solidly going to Cal, so give it up for Cal Kestis everyone, brief Paintball champion. Let me know when you've figured out where you wanna go, Cal, I owe you. Photography Basics went over our green pictures before moving onto blue, and Video Games Are Great! had everyone set themselves up like fighter game characters and duke it out.
*chittering*
What? You want me to say that--why?
*emphatic chittering*
Fine fine. ...had everyone set themselves up like fighter game characters and duke it out. FATALITY. There, I hope you're satisfied. Damn weirdo squirrels.
Finishing up School, Cats! went to a large cat sanctuary today, and First Aid went over many of the ways that nature will kill you, including what to do in cases of hyperthermia, hypothermia, and altitude sickness. Also, the Dean asked about gutting a large animal and hiding in there for warmth and now I am incredibly disturbed, thank you no thank you for that mental image, sir. And that's definitely our opener for the Weird BLEEP list, please let there be other entries.
Hey...could you go get me a tea, little porg? My throat's a little dry. Thank you, honey.
*brief pause*
Okay, quick, while the porg is gone, there are no notes for the Dorms, so we're moving along quickly to Town. Professor Vess was organizing things at the Infinite Consortium, though Professor Scientia did not seem best pleased to discover that it was to make was for Dean's curse boxes, but considering Dean - hi, Dean! - showed up with them anyway, I guess that's that. Professor Smith was selling ballpoint pens and strewing tacks about the parking lot at Turtle and Canary today. The tacks were unrelated to any weird holidays, apparently she just wanted Stewart - hi, Stewart! - to stop dancing in front of her store. Which he agreed to do in exchange for...space drugs and chill, apparently? The flowers at Covent Garden Flowers were singing lullabies to Ms. Ingram today, which is probably why she and Professor Amicitia asked Professor Scientia to cook for their usual Monday gathering. And lullaby-singing flowers also goes on the list and sure is the polar opposite from crawling into animal carcasses, again, thank you Dean Skywalker.
The Maaaaaagpie Empoooor~rium had angry gremlins and also gremlins making their minis kiss and the latter also goes on the list, possibly elevated from mere 'weird BLEEP' to 'what the absolute BLEEP?' Neither Steph nor Vi knew what was up with either group and that feels fine, actually? Like, way better than the alternative? At Pizza Planet, Raiden was highlighting various stone fruits - and also figs - on his pizzas and I'm actually really sad I missed those, because all of those options sound amazing. Do those specials last all week? Someone tell me those specials last all week. Kamala was once again hard at work at Stark Industries and also sharing her candy care package with Professor The-Rich-One-Stark who told her that the final week of Paintball was gonna allow for powers, so BLEEP my life there. And speaking of Professors Stark, Professor Not-The-Rich-One was at his Monday clinic shift, where the crab was once again painting. At this point, anything Stabby does goes on the list by default, even though I'm not even surprised by the concept of a Renaissance crab anymore, really.
At the Trooper Station, Officer McGarrett was disinfecting everything with bleach for reasons that are wholly unrelated to Paintball, the squirrels assure me. Officer Williams discovered that his snacks were ruined by coffee in the drawers and also this note has a bunch of glitter on it, too? For reasons? The squirrels still haven't explained why. And Mr. Northman returned from lands unknown to intimidate Mr. Tiny by just looking at him all night at the Devil's Nest. Which, weird, but within the normal tolerance for weird, so we're not counting it.
All right, Fandom, I'm outta notes and the porg just handed me a perfect cup of coffee, so it's time for me to go! This is Arden Finch, signing off, and continuing our Pride musical choices with Todrick Hall's I Like Boys. Have a great day, Fandom!