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fandom_radio2021-07-31 01:58 pm
but_mostly_america) wrote in fandom_radio2021-07-31 01:58 pm
Fandom Radio, Saturday 7/31
Why am I here you ridiculous rodents?
*chittering*
No, I do not know where Jaskier is! I do not know Jaskier! He sounds unsavory! Hmmpf.
I suppose since I am here I will read the notes these rude squirrels are insistently shoving in my face.
We shall begin at the school! Classes began with Food Photography where they took what I am certain were artistic photographs of Croque Madames! In Practical Philosophy, another noble pursuit, they discussed the Greek philosopher Democritus. In Cupcake Skirmishes, which sounds quite frivolous, they made cupcakes with lavender. I suppose that is acceptable. In So You Want To Be A Hero first aid was covered. Excellent. Very practical! I approve. I do not, however, approve of the absolute nonsense that is 2Paint2Ball. It even has an extremely silly name. There were showers of paint! Absurdity! Anarchy reigned!
Luckily there was no nonsense in the dormitories!
In the town Ms. Magnussen opened Turtle and Canary and set up a display of devices to block noise. An excellent move after the other morning’s alarm fiasco. Ms. Rey was at her warehouse, training. Such diligence! I approve. She was visited by the Dean of Students of whom I cannot say I approve based on his behavior on Wednesdays. Finally, Mr. Barnes was the the park conversing with Ms. Maximoff about whether or not they know each other, Mr. Montgomery about the absurdities of this island, Captain Steven Rogers about looking like a clown which I myself cannot picture! How could Captain Rogers be in any way clownish? Absurd!, and Mr. Stark about his dog.
I believe we are finished?
*chittering*
You are not welcome! This has been Sam Eagle, with the news of yesterday!
*chittering*
No, I do not know where Jaskier is! I do not know Jaskier! He sounds unsavory! Hmmpf.
I suppose since I am here I will read the notes these rude squirrels are insistently shoving in my face.
We shall begin at the school! Classes began with Food Photography where they took what I am certain were artistic photographs of Croque Madames! In Practical Philosophy, another noble pursuit, they discussed the Greek philosopher Democritus. In Cupcake Skirmishes, which sounds quite frivolous, they made cupcakes with lavender. I suppose that is acceptable. In So You Want To Be A Hero first aid was covered. Excellent. Very practical! I approve. I do not, however, approve of the absolute nonsense that is 2Paint2Ball. It even has an extremely silly name. There were showers of paint! Absurdity! Anarchy reigned!
Luckily there was no nonsense in the dormitories!
In the town Ms. Magnussen opened Turtle and Canary and set up a display of devices to block noise. An excellent move after the other morning’s alarm fiasco. Ms. Rey was at her warehouse, training. Such diligence! I approve. She was visited by the Dean of Students of whom I cannot say I approve based on his behavior on Wednesdays. Finally, Mr. Barnes was the the park conversing with Ms. Maximoff about whether or not they know each other, Mr. Montgomery about the absurdities of this island, Captain Steven Rogers about looking like a clown which I myself cannot picture! How could Captain Rogers be in any way clownish? Absurd!, and Mr. Stark about his dog.
I believe we are finished?
*chittering*
You are not welcome! This has been Sam Eagle, with the news of yesterday!