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Eleanor Shellstrop ([personal profile] mother_forker) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2020-12-21 09:23 am

Radio - Monday, December 21, 2020

Okay, I know all of you think the Christmas threats are all over but I see that nobody is stopping that radio station on the mainland from playing Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas" over and over and OVER again. That shirt has got to be stopped. All you adults going to band together and stop my ears from bleeding? I can pay you in... gratitude.

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Fork you. It's like three notes. I can go on about this shirt all I want. Now, as you all know, I'm an Ariana Grande kind of girl but even that "Tell me Santa" is starting to-

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This is just as big as a menace as forking inflatable reindeer!

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UGH! Fine. Silver was at the Devil's nest. Rey showed up for jedi-pirate cuteness overload. Anakin showed up for pirate-jedi interaction but they did not get it on. The Mayor found a piece of that weather satellite that was making shirt crazy and left an Amazon review. And Seivarden got pinned to her sofa by a kitten.

There. Now let's talk about this "Christmas Shoes" song bullshirt because-

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Fork. More notes. Fine! Rey was doing her duty at Stark's and enjoying the quiet. No word on that gremlin who works there so I'm pretty sure he was behind this whole Christmas weirdness bullshit.

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I don't need to substantiate that. I'm the news bench and I'm totally calling that one out as true and nobody can stop me. Moving on, Danny and Steve did the hurt comfort thing and then Danny felt up Steve.

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You say changed bandages. I say felt up. I call it like I sees it. And finally The movie theater showed a movie about illicit relationships on a rubber plantation. There. Done with the notes now let's talk about my favorite Christmas song "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer" which does not get enough air time and... hey. What are you doing with the controls over-

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