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fandom_radio2013-12-08 12:43 pm
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, December 8th
Good morning, Fandom. Cecil here, with a bunch of squirrels who seem a little drunk on power this morning. Or maybe just rum; it's hard to say. I would be worried, but someone put a gun-vending machine in the dorms, so I think I'm well armed if they turn.
Also, that's a really great idea! I think I'll write City Council back home. Gun machines in public places could be really useful.
Anyway, the squirrels are telling me that nothing at all happened anywhere in the school or dorms, but I was there, and I know they existed if nothing else, so I'm just going to assume that whatever happened is unapproved for us to know. Don't worry about it! If it were important, they'd tell us.
There is some approved news in the city, though, so let's cover that.
After the news report yesterday from Mr. Starsmore, there was an additional report on behalf of Hyperion Corporation, from someone called Handsome Jack. He reported that there are workers from Hyperion here, trying to make Fandom a better place.
I'd keep an eye out for them, Fandom. Call me old-fashioned, but I say never trust a corporation that wants to improve your life.
Some of these workers were over at Mooby Land, working very hard at things having nothing to do with customer service. Honestly, if you can't run a fast food place, I could probably get you some tips from Rico back home.
Mike from the Turtle and Canary was justifiably annoyed at this failure of service. Also at the fact that he couldn't get a Coke because the only drink anywhere yesterday was mulled wine. I thought that was pretty festive, but I'd like to thank Mr. Starsmore for warning us all before I got in the shower. That would've been messy.
Kitty also came by Mooby Land, to try to talk to someone in charge, since Handsome Jack didn't actually ask if he could use the radio station before he made his broadcast.
If you need any help, Kitty, I did get my Subversive Radio Host badge in scouts! Maybe I could offer some pointers.
Meanwhile,
Cade got ten cheeseburgers, and also got annoyed at the lack of Coke in favor of mulled wine. Plus, the restaurant was charging for it anyway. Well, I can't say I fault them for that, at least. Proper leak-proof, radiation-proof beverage cups aren't exactly cheap. I'd say, just bring your own!
At the Arms Hotel, Gunther was putting mulled wine into everything - I mean everything. Like, macaroni and cheese. Is that good, do you think?
Oh, never mind; they're being quiet drunks today. Anyway, Nikolai tried to get him to use the wine only on things it traditionally went in.
When Mike from the Turtle and Canary finished lunch, he stood around outside the Perk, looking at one of the gun-vending machines to figure out what to buy. Personally, I've always gone with, find out how much you can afford, then go for at least two firearms; remember, a backup never hurts.
There was "loud, screamy Christmas music" going at Caritas, courtesy of April, and an extra charge for drinks without mulled wine in them at the Devil's Nest, courtesy of Bo, who was donating the profits to the animal shelter. Well done, Bo!
So, all in all a pretty quiet weekend. I hope everyone's getting ready for Christmas - those who celebrate it - and dodging the heavily sedated bears the CIA tries to convince us are Santa each year - whether or not you celebrate it.
Oh, look! There's a little white puffball with twiggy arms here. It's really cute, listeners. And...oh, sugary! Neat! Well, I'm going to go see what it wants, and probably take a shower in actual water, and then try and stay warm, well-armed, and free from corporate interference. I hope you all can do the same.
Until next week, I leave you with the weather.
Also, that's a really great idea! I think I'll write City Council back home. Gun machines in public places could be really useful.
Anyway, the squirrels are telling me that nothing at all happened anywhere in the school or dorms, but I was there, and I know they existed if nothing else, so I'm just going to assume that whatever happened is unapproved for us to know. Don't worry about it! If it were important, they'd tell us.
There is some approved news in the city, though, so let's cover that.
After the news report yesterday from Mr. Starsmore, there was an additional report on behalf of Hyperion Corporation, from someone called Handsome Jack. He reported that there are workers from Hyperion here, trying to make Fandom a better place.
I'd keep an eye out for them, Fandom. Call me old-fashioned, but I say never trust a corporation that wants to improve your life.
Some of these workers were over at Mooby Land, working very hard at things having nothing to do with customer service. Honestly, if you can't run a fast food place, I could probably get you some tips from Rico back home.
Mike from the Turtle and Canary was justifiably annoyed at this failure of service. Also at the fact that he couldn't get a Coke because the only drink anywhere yesterday was mulled wine. I thought that was pretty festive, but I'd like to thank Mr. Starsmore for warning us all before I got in the shower. That would've been messy.
Kitty also came by Mooby Land, to try to talk to someone in charge, since Handsome Jack didn't actually ask if he could use the radio station before he made his broadcast.
If you need any help, Kitty, I did get my Subversive Radio Host badge in scouts! Maybe I could offer some pointers.
Meanwhile,
Cade got ten cheeseburgers, and also got annoyed at the lack of Coke in favor of mulled wine. Plus, the restaurant was charging for it anyway. Well, I can't say I fault them for that, at least. Proper leak-proof, radiation-proof beverage cups aren't exactly cheap. I'd say, just bring your own!
At the Arms Hotel, Gunther was putting mulled wine into everything - I mean everything. Like, macaroni and cheese. Is that good, do you think?
Oh, never mind; they're being quiet drunks today. Anyway, Nikolai tried to get him to use the wine only on things it traditionally went in.
When Mike from the Turtle and Canary finished lunch, he stood around outside the Perk, looking at one of the gun-vending machines to figure out what to buy. Personally, I've always gone with, find out how much you can afford, then go for at least two firearms; remember, a backup never hurts.
There was "loud, screamy Christmas music" going at Caritas, courtesy of April, and an extra charge for drinks without mulled wine in them at the Devil's Nest, courtesy of Bo, who was donating the profits to the animal shelter. Well done, Bo!
So, all in all a pretty quiet weekend. I hope everyone's getting ready for Christmas - those who celebrate it - and dodging the heavily sedated bears the CIA tries to convince us are Santa each year - whether or not you celebrate it.
Oh, look! There's a little white puffball with twiggy arms here. It's really cute, listeners. And...oh, sugary! Neat! Well, I'm going to go see what it wants, and probably take a shower in actual water, and then try and stay warm, well-armed, and free from corporate interference. I hope you all can do the same.
Until next week, I leave you with the weather.