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fandom_radio2013-04-13 09:38 am
wasthecuteone) wrote in fandom_radio2013-04-13 09:38 am
Radio, Saturday, April 13
Petra: Wow, so this is what the inside of the radio station looks like. Okay, where are these infamous notes?
*chittering*
Petra: You...don’t have any notes? None at all? What were you guys doing yesterday, I know I did stuff--okay, you know what, never mind, no, I’m not complaining about not getting stalked by rodents. So why am I here?
*chitters*
Petra: A squirrel just handed me a note that says, “We’re lonely and bored.” Okay. So...since there aren’t any notes, let’s make stuff up!
Ikol: The poor, rum-addled rodents demand it.
Petra: ...a talking bird, everyone! This isn’t part of me making stuff up, this is really happening. Hi.
Ikol: Are we to spin tales of those no longer with us? I believe this may actually be fun in that case.
Petra: Might as well. Either they’re off enjoying the Caribbean without us or they’ve all ceased to exist; either way I don’t see how they’d care.
Ikol: More certainly the latter, I assure you. ...are the squirrels putting on costumes?
Petra: Yes, that appears to be happening. Oh! I think they’re going to act things out for us? Look, I think that one is that growly Derek guy who teaches Friendship.
Ikol: Which would make the one with the tiny bow and arrow set into our esteemed Hawkeye.
Petra: I don’t know who that is, but let’s go with it.
Ikol: He has a bow and arrow. That is his super power. Somehow this allows him on a team with a god. Who knew?
Petra: Wow, he must be really good with that bow and arrow. And I think the pink one is supposed to be Professor Pie.
*CHITTERING*
Ikol: Yes, the decibel level is correct for her. Though the hair could stand to be better done.
Petra: But where do you get wigs for squirrels...okay, I’m getting off track. It looks like this, um, Hawkeye person and Professor Pie and Derek... all went on a picnic yesterday? Yes! A wonderful picnic. But then it was interrupted by... what appears to be a squirrel wearing a bathrobe... oh! Anakin Skywalker. Anakin Skywalker interrupted their picnic.
Ikol: Perhaps he was jealous that he was neglected an invitation.
Petra: Well, he threw a rum bottle at them, so that’s probably a safe bet.
Ikol: Also an accurate representation of the actions they would have. Of this I am certain.
Petra: One of the squirrels has passed me a note explaining that this was because Derek was cheating on Stiles by going on the picnic, and is waving a tiny flag. I don’t think that’s why Anakin is mad, squirrel, look into your dramatic motivation.
Ikol: Perhaps he found himself enamored with the growly nature of the creature. It is, I have heard, a tale as old as time.
Petra: A song as old as rhyme.
Ikol: Precisely. Oh, it would appear that... a squirrel dressed up in a poorly constructed Spider-Man costume also happened upon the picnic. They do know that we lack the poor boy here, right?
Petra: I don’t think they care.
Ikol: We may wish to use the distraction of this epic battle to escape before they bring in the rest of cast.
Petra: Well, at least they’re entertained now. If anybody’s listening to this, I’m Petra, he’s a talking bird, nothing happened yesterday, and... I hope everybody comes back soon, this is getting super weird. We’re out!
*chittering*
Petra: You...don’t have any notes? None at all? What were you guys doing yesterday, I know I did stuff--okay, you know what, never mind, no, I’m not complaining about not getting stalked by rodents. So why am I here?
*chitters*
Petra: A squirrel just handed me a note that says, “We’re lonely and bored.” Okay. So...since there aren’t any notes, let’s make stuff up!
Ikol: The poor, rum-addled rodents demand it.
Petra: ...a talking bird, everyone! This isn’t part of me making stuff up, this is really happening. Hi.
Ikol: Are we to spin tales of those no longer with us? I believe this may actually be fun in that case.
Petra: Might as well. Either they’re off enjoying the Caribbean without us or they’ve all ceased to exist; either way I don’t see how they’d care.
Ikol: More certainly the latter, I assure you. ...are the squirrels putting on costumes?
Petra: Yes, that appears to be happening. Oh! I think they’re going to act things out for us? Look, I think that one is that growly Derek guy who teaches Friendship.
Ikol: Which would make the one with the tiny bow and arrow set into our esteemed Hawkeye.
Petra: I don’t know who that is, but let’s go with it.
Ikol: He has a bow and arrow. That is his super power. Somehow this allows him on a team with a god. Who knew?
Petra: Wow, he must be really good with that bow and arrow. And I think the pink one is supposed to be Professor Pie.
*CHITTERING*
Ikol: Yes, the decibel level is correct for her. Though the hair could stand to be better done.
Petra: But where do you get wigs for squirrels...okay, I’m getting off track. It looks like this, um, Hawkeye person and Professor Pie and Derek... all went on a picnic yesterday? Yes! A wonderful picnic. But then it was interrupted by... what appears to be a squirrel wearing a bathrobe... oh! Anakin Skywalker. Anakin Skywalker interrupted their picnic.
Ikol: Perhaps he was jealous that he was neglected an invitation.
Petra: Well, he threw a rum bottle at them, so that’s probably a safe bet.
Ikol: Also an accurate representation of the actions they would have. Of this I am certain.
Petra: One of the squirrels has passed me a note explaining that this was because Derek was cheating on Stiles by going on the picnic, and is waving a tiny flag. I don’t think that’s why Anakin is mad, squirrel, look into your dramatic motivation.
Ikol: Perhaps he found himself enamored with the growly nature of the creature. It is, I have heard, a tale as old as time.
Petra: A song as old as rhyme.
Ikol: Precisely. Oh, it would appear that... a squirrel dressed up in a poorly constructed Spider-Man costume also happened upon the picnic. They do know that we lack the poor boy here, right?
Petra: I don’t think they care.
Ikol: We may wish to use the distraction of this epic battle to escape before they bring in the rest of cast.
Petra: Well, at least they’re entertained now. If anybody’s listening to this, I’m Petra, he’s a talking bird, nothing happened yesterday, and... I hope everybody comes back soon, this is getting super weird. We’re out!