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fandom_radio2012-03-11 12:08 pm
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Fandom Radio, Sunday Morning 3/11
Dean: Yeah, yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming. Wasn't planning on being up already, but since I'm up now, there better be some coffee in it for me, guys.
*Flapping, chittering, and a door slamming, followed by more chittering and a sloshy sound.*
Dean: Yes, with alcohol.
Angel: Absolutely, little citizens! Angel is on the- You're not Squirrel Girl!
Dean: … Yeah. Look, I'm Dean. And we're in a radio station. It's this kind of-.
Angel: I know what a radio is. It broadcasts signals over the air!
Dean: Very good. And right now, we're on the air. Anyhow, I guess the usual news guys aren't themselves today, and something about one of them crying like a giant dork about being stood up at a sushi bar, so we're going to just read these sheets of paper off for these nice little weasels. Think you can handle that, kid?
Angel: I'm not a kid! I'm Ang-
Dean: I haven't had my coffee yet and I woke up to my roommate being some kind of sheep. Read.
Angel: Yessir! I guess we're starting at the Dorms, where Ender woke up as Peter who was only kind of Peter, which had Ben all confused. And me too, a little. The Dark Spud woke up ready to do his heroic duty... just as soon as he could find his legs. Which I guess might be a problem that heroic tubers suffer from time to time. Me, I have wings, so-
Dean: Read.
Angel: Lenore and Angie had a bit of a disagreement about whose room it was when they both woke up here! But Lenore left, so I guess the disagreement didn't last long! Cara couldn't find her parents, and put on a dress so that I guess maybe she could go out looking for them? You get a way better view from up above, Cara. Did you try the rooftops? Danny Zuko fixed his hair, and Wally West was pretty confused about waking up here in Superhero Town, too.
Dean: … Fandom Island, kid.
Angel: It's Ange-
Dean: Mm?
Angel: Reading! Juliet the garden gnome spent her morning singing and playing with make-up, and Shatner was making his droid baby cry by speaking all of his thoughts out loud, which Topher really didn't appreciate because he was trying to sleep. Tony Starch started the day by becoming the... Iron Potato! Making him the second potato-hero I've read about today, so I'm kind of starting to worry that maybe Doom has invented some kind of potato gun, now. For the record, I wouldn't be a very good potato. I don't do well underground.
Dean: Uh-huh. Nikolai was a little cautious as he checked out his new surroundings in the dorms, where he was asked out on a date by Topher. Whose face he laughed in. My sympathies, kid. You'll find some guy who isn't completely square yet, I'm sure. Angie flirted with him - Nikolai, not Topher - in the hopes of scoring a little dope. I'm pretty sure as a teacher I'm supposed to have something to say about that.
… Don't do dope, kids.
Angel: What's-
Dean: I'll tell you when you're older. Annie came singing through the hallways, which threw Nikolai and Veronica off a bit. Veronica was more of the dancing sort than the singing sort anyhow, because she was late for ballet rehearsal and asking for directions to the theater.
Angel: When I want to dance, I just go to Johnny Storm's club by the Baxter Plaza. Does Superhero Town have anything like that?
Dean: Sorry, there ain't no Baxter Plaza here, kid.
Angel: Oh well. There are plenty of heroes, anyhow! They could probably help Raven, who played with her phone for a bit before trying to figure out where she was. She could have talked to Hank Pym for help, I bet. He's really nice. And I bet he gets a really good view, since he's so tall sometimes. Henry Jones, who isn't Henry Pym or even my friend Henry McCoy, was pretty confused when he woke up, too. Especially since Yuna, who he woke up with, didn't know him or where they were at. It's Superhero To-
Dean: Fandom Island. We're on Fandom Island. There is no Superhero anywhere in the name. See, look, Hanna and Rapunzel? Not superheroes. Just confused kids who had to introduce themselves because this place is crazy. Phil Funnie? Just some guy looking for his family. George Jetson? Some guy who isn't from around here and who doesn't care for all the weird technology from this era. And Debbie, who got herself all prettied up before heading out for the day. No. Superheroes.
Angel: Well... I'm a Superhero!
Dean: I'm going to need more coffee for this.
*Chittering*
Dean: Thanks.
Angel: Feel better?
Dean: … Actually, I think I do. The rum helps.
Angel: The what?
Dean: Never mind, kid. Anyhow, Sportscaster Scully was up on the roof of the dorms, providing running commentary for a fight between the squirrels and a chipmunk. Juliet was cheering for the squirrels. You know it's not cool to gang up on little guys like that, don't you, squirrels?
*Chittering*
Dean: Well... just so long as you were taking him one-on-one, I guess...
Angel: You speak squirrel?
Dean: I'm good at charades. Bobby was looking for something to eat in the third floor common room yesterday, when Raven came in, using... photos on Raven's phone to help her figure out who Bobby was. Wait, they take pictures, too? Huh. Anyhow, Debbie was kind of rude at Raven, and Loki-
Angel: AHA! LOKI IS THE ONE BEHIND ALL THIS! HE HAS TO BE! THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED!
Dean: … Right. Loki was just asking Bobby where they were at. Because he was confused. Just like pretty much everybody else.
Angel: Oh.
Dean: Annie stopped in for another musical number, earning herself a few stares. Shatner didn't have much luck trying to pass his crying Ethics project off on Bobby, what with all of his talking about his plans to run off without the baby... thing. Henry was amazed by the television, and I can't really blame him. Televisions in this day and age are pretty cool, no matter what Bobby thinks. And Debbie made attempts to flirt with Henry, unsuccessfully, and Bobby, who she offered to read some of her erotica to. Which is one way to do it, I guess. And in the fourth floor common room, Cara was trying to cook something for supper, but was having a few problems figuring out the oven.
Angel: You should see the difficulties that some of the Squaddies back home have, figuring out the oven there.
Dean: I'll take your word for it, kiddo.
Angel: Okay! Oh, hey! These notes are for in Town, now! Like how Gnomeo and Dojima woke up at the Arms Hotel, and she didn't shoot him!
Dean: … Please don't shoot anybody this weekend, guys. That's just not hip.
Angel: Cyclops - See, I told you there were superheroes - Ahem. Cyclops was pretty happy to learn that he could fly too, by firing his optic blasts at an adamantium umbrella! Don't worry, Flyclops, I won't tell anybody that you were squealing like a happy little girl!
Dean: But you just... Never mind.
Angel: Look, Giant Man was really excited about it, too! Because Superheroes get it. Batman, who I've never heard of but I'm sure he's a super hero, was standing guard outside of Jan's room. Jan seemed to be taking the fact that her dads were crazy pretty well, as Hal Jordan tried to sneak out of the room after pulling on a really, really big pair of pants.
Dean: … That poor kid.
Angel: Pinkamena Diane Pie woke up and decided that yesterday she was going to make cupcakes! Really special ones, too. And Cleo had a bath and turned into a mermaid!
Dean: The fact that we have that note means that I'm going to be paranoid every time I take a shower, now. I'm just throwing that out there.
Angel: Don't worry. I don't think you'll turn into a mermaid, Dean.
Dean: … Yeah. That's completely what I'm worried about, kid. Anyhow, at the MCA, some guy named Arthur was sleeping. Audrey was good enough to make certain he was still alive before moving along with the rest of her day. At the Boards, Jon Arbuckle was depressed. At least until Veronica stopped by to demand water from him. I guess she was talked into a date in exchange for the water, but seeing as he's not here reading the radio right now, I'm going to go ahead and guess that the date didn't happen. Dani was doing the smart thing and hiding at the Gig, and in the streets, Angel here was running around and poking at inanimate objects, telling them how bored they had to be.
Angel: They're stuck on the ground all the time! That's got to be really, really boring! I can't even sit down for long before I get bored!
Dean: Which explains why you're pacing around the booth, I guess. Anyhow, Angel and Hank Pym talked about something called Troublebots -
Angel: They mean trouble.
Dean: - and then Topher had Angel fly around in circles or something. Which probably made both of them really happy.
Angel: Topher was working at Stark Industries a little later in the day, when Wally came by and they argued about doohickey prices and evil robots. Aha! I knew there had to be one somewhere around here! Hank Pym stopped by, too, so that they could talk about how they both know Tony Stark. Who might or might not be a potato this weekend, I'm not sure.
Dean: Pinkamena Diane Pie was out in the streets looking for cupcake ingredients. Which seems normal enough, so far, for Pinkie. Less normal was the fact that she proceeded to beat Angel here over the head with a table leg. Which at the same time is terrifying and it explains so much.
Angel: I lost the cupcake lottery...
Dean: …. And now he's crying into his arm. Uh. So... Hank Pym was not so interested in the cupcakes, but he was interested in getting a DNA sample out of Pink...amena. Trust me, Doctor, she defies all explanation. I've been trying to make sense of her for months. After dark, and somehow still less creepy that Pinkamena's cupcakes, Lenore was hanging out in the graveyard, trying to get a feel for the town's Super-
Angel: Heroes!
Dean: -natural population.
Angel: Oh.
Dean: Karla was at the Perk, eating ice cream and keeping an eye on the kooks, when Lenore stopped in and started asking questions about where she's at. Which is the theme for the day. Where we're at. Fandom Island, folks. No matter what this kid here says. Speaking of, Angel stopped by in an attempt to... look over the counter to see the menu, I guess, when Karla started teasing him about how she's his girlfriend. Angel, you dog, you.
Angel: I still don't remember! I'm sorry, Mistress Mayhem!
Dean: She probably got over it, kid. Anyhow, Raven came in, looking like a different Raven, but she was kinda busted after attempting to eat a ham sandwich. Which I guess is a thing? The Flash came speeding into the Perk to put the moves on Angel's girlfriend, and Bobby worried her by being so quiet.
Angel: Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, and she went looking for them at the Devil's Nest last night. Tito came in, worried that he might be in some kind of porno. What's a-
Dean: When you're older.
Angel: I'm not even that young!
Dean: Older.
Angel: Fine. But Bo Peep didn't know what one was, either. Jaina didn't ask him what one was, but she thought he was kind of weird, since he kept talking about an acting gig. Is porno like acting?
*Silence*
Angel: …. That's a very frightening look, Mr. Dean. Bo Peep was apparently pretty dirty at Jaina, so why she didn't go home to have a bath, I'm not really sure.
Dean: Probably afraid of peeping squirrels. Jared was wigging out a bit, and I don't really blame him. What with Tito asking him if he was a writer, and Jaina turning down his offer to join him in his '62 Pontiac. And especially since Bo Peep didn't know what a beer was when he ordered one. Tough luck, man. And then, in the VIP area, some guy with the really unfortunate name of Meekus was bragging about being a male model at Jaina. She questioned his modesty, and probably rightly so. I mean, come on. Meekus.
Angel: … What's wrong with Meekus?
Dean: Probably nothing, when you're a dwarf with wings who calls himself Angel.
Angel: It's a perfectly normal name!
Dean: Right. And Squirrel Girl? Cyclops? Batman? Iron Potato? Dark Spud? Giant Man?
Angel: Superheroes! Because we're on-
Dean: Fandom Island. Look. I'm going to go. I have to make sure Guy isn't eating the contents of my sock drawer or something.
Angel: Bye, Mr. Dean! Bye, Superhero To--
*Click*
*Flapping, chittering, and a door slamming, followed by more chittering and a sloshy sound.*
Dean: Yes, with alcohol.
Angel: Absolutely, little citizens! Angel is on the- You're not Squirrel Girl!
Dean: … Yeah. Look, I'm Dean. And we're in a radio station. It's this kind of-.
Angel: I know what a radio is. It broadcasts signals over the air!
Dean: Very good. And right now, we're on the air. Anyhow, I guess the usual news guys aren't themselves today, and something about one of them crying like a giant dork about being stood up at a sushi bar, so we're going to just read these sheets of paper off for these nice little weasels. Think you can handle that, kid?
Angel: I'm not a kid! I'm Ang-
Dean: I haven't had my coffee yet and I woke up to my roommate being some kind of sheep. Read.
Angel: Yessir! I guess we're starting at the Dorms, where Ender woke up as Peter who was only kind of Peter, which had Ben all confused. And me too, a little. The Dark Spud woke up ready to do his heroic duty... just as soon as he could find his legs. Which I guess might be a problem that heroic tubers suffer from time to time. Me, I have wings, so-
Dean: Read.
Angel: Lenore and Angie had a bit of a disagreement about whose room it was when they both woke up here! But Lenore left, so I guess the disagreement didn't last long! Cara couldn't find her parents, and put on a dress so that I guess maybe she could go out looking for them? You get a way better view from up above, Cara. Did you try the rooftops? Danny Zuko fixed his hair, and Wally West was pretty confused about waking up here in Superhero Town, too.
Dean: … Fandom Island, kid.
Angel: It's Ange-
Dean: Mm?
Angel: Reading! Juliet the garden gnome spent her morning singing and playing with make-up, and Shatner was making his droid baby cry by speaking all of his thoughts out loud, which Topher really didn't appreciate because he was trying to sleep. Tony Starch started the day by becoming the... Iron Potato! Making him the second potato-hero I've read about today, so I'm kind of starting to worry that maybe Doom has invented some kind of potato gun, now. For the record, I wouldn't be a very good potato. I don't do well underground.
Dean: Uh-huh. Nikolai was a little cautious as he checked out his new surroundings in the dorms, where he was asked out on a date by Topher. Whose face he laughed in. My sympathies, kid. You'll find some guy who isn't completely square yet, I'm sure. Angie flirted with him - Nikolai, not Topher - in the hopes of scoring a little dope. I'm pretty sure as a teacher I'm supposed to have something to say about that.
… Don't do dope, kids.
Angel: What's-
Dean: I'll tell you when you're older. Annie came singing through the hallways, which threw Nikolai and Veronica off a bit. Veronica was more of the dancing sort than the singing sort anyhow, because she was late for ballet rehearsal and asking for directions to the theater.
Angel: When I want to dance, I just go to Johnny Storm's club by the Baxter Plaza. Does Superhero Town have anything like that?
Dean: Sorry, there ain't no Baxter Plaza here, kid.
Angel: Oh well. There are plenty of heroes, anyhow! They could probably help Raven, who played with her phone for a bit before trying to figure out where she was. She could have talked to Hank Pym for help, I bet. He's really nice. And I bet he gets a really good view, since he's so tall sometimes. Henry Jones, who isn't Henry Pym or even my friend Henry McCoy, was pretty confused when he woke up, too. Especially since Yuna, who he woke up with, didn't know him or where they were at. It's Superhero To-
Dean: Fandom Island. We're on Fandom Island. There is no Superhero anywhere in the name. See, look, Hanna and Rapunzel? Not superheroes. Just confused kids who had to introduce themselves because this place is crazy. Phil Funnie? Just some guy looking for his family. George Jetson? Some guy who isn't from around here and who doesn't care for all the weird technology from this era. And Debbie, who got herself all prettied up before heading out for the day. No. Superheroes.
Angel: Well... I'm a Superhero!
Dean: I'm going to need more coffee for this.
*Chittering*
Dean: Thanks.
Angel: Feel better?
Dean: … Actually, I think I do. The rum helps.
Angel: The what?
Dean: Never mind, kid. Anyhow, Sportscaster Scully was up on the roof of the dorms, providing running commentary for a fight between the squirrels and a chipmunk. Juliet was cheering for the squirrels. You know it's not cool to gang up on little guys like that, don't you, squirrels?
*Chittering*
Dean: Well... just so long as you were taking him one-on-one, I guess...
Angel: You speak squirrel?
Dean: I'm good at charades. Bobby was looking for something to eat in the third floor common room yesterday, when Raven came in, using... photos on Raven's phone to help her figure out who Bobby was. Wait, they take pictures, too? Huh. Anyhow, Debbie was kind of rude at Raven, and Loki-
Angel: AHA! LOKI IS THE ONE BEHIND ALL THIS! HE HAS TO BE! THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED!
Dean: … Right. Loki was just asking Bobby where they were at. Because he was confused. Just like pretty much everybody else.
Angel: Oh.
Dean: Annie stopped in for another musical number, earning herself a few stares. Shatner didn't have much luck trying to pass his crying Ethics project off on Bobby, what with all of his talking about his plans to run off without the baby... thing. Henry was amazed by the television, and I can't really blame him. Televisions in this day and age are pretty cool, no matter what Bobby thinks. And Debbie made attempts to flirt with Henry, unsuccessfully, and Bobby, who she offered to read some of her erotica to. Which is one way to do it, I guess. And in the fourth floor common room, Cara was trying to cook something for supper, but was having a few problems figuring out the oven.
Angel: You should see the difficulties that some of the Squaddies back home have, figuring out the oven there.
Dean: I'll take your word for it, kiddo.
Angel: Okay! Oh, hey! These notes are for in Town, now! Like how Gnomeo and Dojima woke up at the Arms Hotel, and she didn't shoot him!
Dean: … Please don't shoot anybody this weekend, guys. That's just not hip.
Angel: Cyclops - See, I told you there were superheroes - Ahem. Cyclops was pretty happy to learn that he could fly too, by firing his optic blasts at an adamantium umbrella! Don't worry, Flyclops, I won't tell anybody that you were squealing like a happy little girl!
Dean: But you just... Never mind.
Angel: Look, Giant Man was really excited about it, too! Because Superheroes get it. Batman, who I've never heard of but I'm sure he's a super hero, was standing guard outside of Jan's room. Jan seemed to be taking the fact that her dads were crazy pretty well, as Hal Jordan tried to sneak out of the room after pulling on a really, really big pair of pants.
Dean: … That poor kid.
Angel: Pinkamena Diane Pie woke up and decided that yesterday she was going to make cupcakes! Really special ones, too. And Cleo had a bath and turned into a mermaid!
Dean: The fact that we have that note means that I'm going to be paranoid every time I take a shower, now. I'm just throwing that out there.
Angel: Don't worry. I don't think you'll turn into a mermaid, Dean.
Dean: … Yeah. That's completely what I'm worried about, kid. Anyhow, at the MCA, some guy named Arthur was sleeping. Audrey was good enough to make certain he was still alive before moving along with the rest of her day. At the Boards, Jon Arbuckle was depressed. At least until Veronica stopped by to demand water from him. I guess she was talked into a date in exchange for the water, but seeing as he's not here reading the radio right now, I'm going to go ahead and guess that the date didn't happen. Dani was doing the smart thing and hiding at the Gig, and in the streets, Angel here was running around and poking at inanimate objects, telling them how bored they had to be.
Angel: They're stuck on the ground all the time! That's got to be really, really boring! I can't even sit down for long before I get bored!
Dean: Which explains why you're pacing around the booth, I guess. Anyhow, Angel and Hank Pym talked about something called Troublebots -
Angel: They mean trouble.
Dean: - and then Topher had Angel fly around in circles or something. Which probably made both of them really happy.
Angel: Topher was working at Stark Industries a little later in the day, when Wally came by and they argued about doohickey prices and evil robots. Aha! I knew there had to be one somewhere around here! Hank Pym stopped by, too, so that they could talk about how they both know Tony Stark. Who might or might not be a potato this weekend, I'm not sure.
Dean: Pinkamena Diane Pie was out in the streets looking for cupcake ingredients. Which seems normal enough, so far, for Pinkie. Less normal was the fact that she proceeded to beat Angel here over the head with a table leg. Which at the same time is terrifying and it explains so much.
Angel: I lost the cupcake lottery...
Dean: …. And now he's crying into his arm. Uh. So... Hank Pym was not so interested in the cupcakes, but he was interested in getting a DNA sample out of Pink...amena. Trust me, Doctor, she defies all explanation. I've been trying to make sense of her for months. After dark, and somehow still less creepy that Pinkamena's cupcakes, Lenore was hanging out in the graveyard, trying to get a feel for the town's Super-
Angel: Heroes!
Dean: -natural population.
Angel: Oh.
Dean: Karla was at the Perk, eating ice cream and keeping an eye on the kooks, when Lenore stopped in and started asking questions about where she's at. Which is the theme for the day. Where we're at. Fandom Island, folks. No matter what this kid here says. Speaking of, Angel stopped by in an attempt to... look over the counter to see the menu, I guess, when Karla started teasing him about how she's his girlfriend. Angel, you dog, you.
Angel: I still don't remember! I'm sorry, Mistress Mayhem!
Dean: She probably got over it, kid. Anyhow, Raven came in, looking like a different Raven, but she was kinda busted after attempting to eat a ham sandwich. Which I guess is a thing? The Flash came speeding into the Perk to put the moves on Angel's girlfriend, and Bobby worried her by being so quiet.
Angel: Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, and she went looking for them at the Devil's Nest last night. Tito came in, worried that he might be in some kind of porno. What's a-
Dean: When you're older.
Angel: I'm not even that young!
Dean: Older.
Angel: Fine. But Bo Peep didn't know what one was, either. Jaina didn't ask him what one was, but she thought he was kind of weird, since he kept talking about an acting gig. Is porno like acting?
*Silence*
Angel: …. That's a very frightening look, Mr. Dean. Bo Peep was apparently pretty dirty at Jaina, so why she didn't go home to have a bath, I'm not really sure.
Dean: Probably afraid of peeping squirrels. Jared was wigging out a bit, and I don't really blame him. What with Tito asking him if he was a writer, and Jaina turning down his offer to join him in his '62 Pontiac. And especially since Bo Peep didn't know what a beer was when he ordered one. Tough luck, man. And then, in the VIP area, some guy with the really unfortunate name of Meekus was bragging about being a male model at Jaina. She questioned his modesty, and probably rightly so. I mean, come on. Meekus.
Angel: … What's wrong with Meekus?
Dean: Probably nothing, when you're a dwarf with wings who calls himself Angel.
Angel: It's a perfectly normal name!
Dean: Right. And Squirrel Girl? Cyclops? Batman? Iron Potato? Dark Spud? Giant Man?
Angel: Superheroes! Because we're on-
Dean: Fandom Island. Look. I'm going to go. I have to make sure Guy isn't eating the contents of my sock drawer or something.
Angel: Bye, Mr. Dean! Bye, Superhero To--
*Click*