Fandom Radio, 15th September 2009

[not_tylerdurden]

*sounds of dragging*

Hey, let go of me, we're coming along.

*chittering*

You want me to read the notes? Can Hobbes read too?

*more, somewhat belwildered, chittering*

Of course tigers can read!

*still more chittering*

Fine, but he's staying here.

Hi there, you're listening to Fandom Radio. I'm Calvin and this is Hobbes, and we've just been kidnapped by insane tiger snacks...

*BONK*

OW! Squirrels. Insane squirrels. So I guess I'm reading you the news.

*chitter*

And getting rum out of it.

( The squirrels will let Calvin finish, but they just want to say that the pirate had the best radio... )

And that's the end of these notes, so I'll just be getting that rum you guys promised us.

*confused chittering*

What do you mean, where's the rum gone? It was right here a second...are there little blue guys stealing all the rum?

"Nae, there aint."

*angry chittering*

"Take that back ye filthy rodents!"

*angrier chittering*

"FEEGLE WHA HAE!"

*sounds of fighting*

Hey, careful you guys, you're going to break some-*STATIC*

Fandom Radio - Wednesday - 9/16

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

So, I learned a new word today. And I need to share it with everyone here. Smize. Oh yeah. Learn it and love it, kids. It's smiling with your eyes in crazyflakes Tyra-ese. I kinda hope she starts her own dictionary of poorly done French accents and made up modeling terms.

Oh! Who wants to bet that word's already on Urbandictionary? Anyone? Anyone? Ahhh, we'll figure this out after radio is over.

( Know what else is a fun show? Top Chef. Hells yeah. )

Aaaaaand done. No, no I'm not smiling with my eyes now. I'm tired and I want a beer and maybe some bowling. Oh yeah, bowling time.

Good night Fandom!