Fandom Radio, September 4

[carpe_demon]

Hey, is this the radio station? Do I get to be the DJ? All right, Fandom, it is time for this island to get down! You've got Doctor Drake Dèmon, and I am burning up in here. Whoa! We are in critical condition, kiddies, but you can tell me where it hurts, because I got the healing prescription here from the big WTFH musical medicine cabinet. Now I am talking about your 50,000 watts intensive care unit, babies! So just sit right back now, relax! Open your ears real wide and say, "Give it to me straight, Doctor, I can take it!" How about we start things off with the dulcet tones of Rod Stewart....

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, come on sugar let me know. If you really need me just reach out and touch me, come on honey tell me so.

*chittering*

Oh, you want me to read the news? All right, I can do that, give me the notes my squirrelly little friends. And next time you want a shimmering ride to avoid the syrup, you can just ask instead of demon-napping me, 'kay?


( Welcome to Demon Radio! )

Whew, that looks like it's finally it. This is Drake Dèmon saying good night, and may the good news be yours. Also, as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Fandom Radio - September 5th

[formermayqueen.livejournal.com]

ERIC: Woah, hey, why am I being kidnapped by squirrels? If you wanted me to play with you, all you had to do was ask. Oh, hey, a radio station! Is there a party going on here tonight or something?

CORDY: Or something. The little freaks kidnapped me and keep telling me that I have to read their notes. And don't ask me how I know what they're saying, because the last time I checked, I didn't speak squirrel.

*chittering*

CORDY: No, I don't speak it. You're magic squirrels or something, and you're making me understand you that way, that's what I think.

ERIC: Magic is real. I met a witch the other day and she was cute. No warts or anything.

CORDY: I know a witch too. And a Slayer. Well, two slayers, but one of them got killed by this psycho vampire ho.

*chittering*

CORDY: Do you mind? We're talking here.

ERIC: Slayer is a pretty decent band. I've never heard of Psychic Vampire Ho though.

*chittering*

ERIC: Okay, okay, we'll talk after we read the notes, geez.

( The Brainless and Tactless Radio Show )

ERIC: Is that all the notes?

*chittering*

ERIC: Guess so.

CORDY: Do we get paid for this?

*chittering, glasses clinking*

CORDY: Rum? Is that even legal? No! I didn't say I didn't want it, I just asked if it was legal.

ERIC: We get paid in booze? That's pretty awesome.

*chittering*

CORDY: Oh, sign off? Well, I'm the fabulous Cordelia Chase, and this other guy is Eric Matthews, and goodnight Fandom.