Fandom Radio, Sunday, February 24, 2008

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Hello Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio and I fell asleep during the Oscars. Again. If somebody's boob popped out and I missed it...oh I'll be so mad.

Anyways, news!

( Dick is somewhat less annoying than Ryan Seacrest )

Well, that's it for me Fandom. I hope you all won your Oscar pools! Night!

Fandom Radio :: Monday, February 25th.

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Turtle: *spoken very quietly* Good evening, Fandom. You're listening to WTFH radio, brought to you tonight, as always on Mondays these days, by me, Turtle Wexler, and my boyfriend-slash-cohost Jeff Murdock. If you're wondering why I'm speaking so quietly, it's because I want you to listen very, very carefully, for just a moment. Do you hear that sound? *long pause* Do you know what that sound is? That sound is the majestic call of the great Canadian moose, Alces alces. Isn't it beautiful? Do you know why I'm making you listen to a moose right now?

*longer pause*

Turtle: *much louder* BECAUSE THEY'RE FREAKING EVERYWHERE! We're broadcasting right now from a transistor radio. In freaking Canada.

Jeff: Turtle? I think the squirrels came here on mooseback.

Turtle: That would explain why we have notes even though we're in freaking Canada. Very resourceful, those squirrels. Who now kind of have a delicate aroma to them, a soft, gentle mix of bacon and maple syrup....

Jeff: I'm still quite fond of the bacon tea, but you really shouldn't have added the syrup. I think that put it a bit over the top.

Turtle: Don't even get me started on the bacon tea. Let's just start the notes; the mooses are giving suspicious looks at them, and I fear that they'll start eating them before we can read them.

( Blatantly Stereotypical Canadian Radio, EH? )

*incredible amounts of noise*

Jeff: ...Turtle? I think one of the mooses just toppled! Kick it! Quickly! Kick it!

Turtle: Wait, wha-- *slight sound of flailing panic and then the dull sound of what might be a kick* ...ow.

Jeff: ...We need a nurse!

Turtle: No, we don't. That just...it didn't even move! Did you see that? These mooses are tou-- *another sound of kicking* Ha! That one got a twitch, I think. I think...uh-oh. I think we better go back to the tent, Jeff. Like....now.

*static... click... silence*

[[ no mooses were harmed in the making of this radio. ]]