ext_332031 ([identity profile] medusae-x.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio 2005-11-11 09:28 am (UTC)

Duce listens to the radio and goes pale. Wednesday and this Six person were being cute?! Wednesday was allergic to cute! Didn't that damn Six person realize what could happen to her?! She could get hives! She could sneeze! She could start listening to lite rock! She could.. gods forbid.. START WEARING PASTELS!

.. Right. Only one thing to do. Find this Six person and kill him mercilessly. It was the only thing to do. Wednesday was obviously very ill if she was allowing someone to be cute in her presence. The allergy had obviously muddled her mind.

Duce shuddered. There were very few cosmic truths in her world and one of them was that Wednesday was never, ever cute. To have that challenged could cause the world to go spinning into a black vortex, creating a void in the planetary alignment that would lead to the ultimate destruction of everything in the universe.

.. For the love of little yellow rubbery fucks, Wednesday might start smiling.

Pulling the covers up over her head, Duce whimpered in fear and began mentally plotting the demise of this Six person. She vaguely recalled someone with that nomicker running for student council..

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