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fandom_radio2011-06-26 11:49 pm
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Fandom Radio: Monday, June 27th
Jack: Good morning Fandom! This Jack Carter along with my fellow broadcaster, Columbus Ohio. Who is... feeding the squirrels pie.
Columbus: What?
Jack: Do we really need to be feeding them pie? I mean it's bad enough somebody keeps giving them rum and now it's pie?
Columbus: It's pecan pie. I thought they'd like it.
Jack: Sure. What's not to love? Pecans. Crust. Gooey filling.
Columbus: And rum.
Jack: Of course there is.
School!
Jack: There was no school yesterday.
Columbus: However, Raven was in the library dealing with a malcontent folktale book trying to lure history books to their doom.
Jack: ... I really have no comment whatsoever for that.
Columbus: I figured you wouldn't.
Dorms!
Jack: Back in the dorms, Luke has come... back to the dorms. Where is his packing to go to another cabin. Clearly Luke is stuck in a time loopy thing. And let me tell you folks... they suck. Then Nico shows up demanding a zombie video game and to talk about their time differences. See? I told you. Time loopy thing.
Columbus: It doesn't say anything about a time loopy thing.
Jack: Yeah, well let's call it an educated guess. Meanwhile over in Topher's room, Topher was setting up his computers in his room when Peter stopped by to dicuss our current locale and where we'll be when the new masochists arrive.
Columbus: It says students in the notes.
Jack: I know what it says. Meanwhile back in the cabins, Caroline was still in her alcove but not packing yet. Jake stopped by to giver her a hard time and to complain that their roommates are going put a stop to their snuggling action. Then Bobby McCallister came jumping in pretending to be a puppy.
Columbus: Um. You may want to re-read that.
Jack: What?
Columbus: He wasn't pretending.
Jack: What? Are you... Oh, come on! Really?
Columbus: Do you not listen to the radio?
Jack: ... No.
Columbus: Do you leave your room at all?
Jack: You should talk.
Columbus: Can I?
Jack: No. Finally, Sam LaCroix was hanging out in his room listening to records and poking at his phone. There. Now you can talk.
Columbus: Oh. May I?
Town
Columbus: Over Fixer Uppers, Jim did his work outside so he could enjoy the good weather. Meanwhile, Blysse was letting a blind Seer chase horses around.
Jack: She was letting a blind holy guy chase horses?
Columbus: According to the notes, it was a game.
Jack: Yeeeeeeeeeah. This island? Weird.
Columbus: And then over at Turtle and Canary, Dolf was exactly on time for his shift despite problems with a cat and frog while Isabela had a quiet shift over at the Devil's Nest.
Jack: Then the entire imploded and we were invaded by hyper-intelligent monkeys.
Columbus: Um. That didn't happen.
Jack: No, but I'm taking bets that it will someday soon.
Columbus: And on that note, let's all have a good morning today, Fandom!
Jack: And stockpile on bananas.
Columbus: What?
Jack: Do we really need to be feeding them pie? I mean it's bad enough somebody keeps giving them rum and now it's pie?
Columbus: It's pecan pie. I thought they'd like it.
Jack: Sure. What's not to love? Pecans. Crust. Gooey filling.
Columbus: And rum.
Jack: Of course there is.
School!
Jack: There was no school yesterday.
Columbus: However, Raven was in the library dealing with a malcontent folktale book trying to lure history books to their doom.
Jack: ... I really have no comment whatsoever for that.
Columbus: I figured you wouldn't.
Dorms!
Jack: Back in the dorms, Luke has come... back to the dorms. Where is his packing to go to another cabin. Clearly Luke is stuck in a time loopy thing. And let me tell you folks... they suck. Then Nico shows up demanding a zombie video game and to talk about their time differences. See? I told you. Time loopy thing.
Columbus: It doesn't say anything about a time loopy thing.
Jack: Yeah, well let's call it an educated guess. Meanwhile over in Topher's room, Topher was setting up his computers in his room when Peter stopped by to dicuss our current locale and where we'll be when the new masochists arrive.
Columbus: It says students in the notes.
Jack: I know what it says. Meanwhile back in the cabins, Caroline was still in her alcove but not packing yet. Jake stopped by to giver her a hard time and to complain that their roommates are going put a stop to their snuggling action. Then Bobby McCallister came jumping in pretending to be a puppy.
Columbus: Um. You may want to re-read that.
Jack: What?
Columbus: He wasn't pretending.
Jack: What? Are you... Oh, come on! Really?
Columbus: Do you not listen to the radio?
Jack: ... No.
Columbus: Do you leave your room at all?
Jack: You should talk.
Columbus: Can I?
Jack: No. Finally, Sam LaCroix was hanging out in his room listening to records and poking at his phone. There. Now you can talk.
Columbus: Oh. May I?
Town
Columbus: Over Fixer Uppers, Jim did his work outside so he could enjoy the good weather. Meanwhile, Blysse was letting a blind Seer chase horses around.
Jack: She was letting a blind holy guy chase horses?
Columbus: According to the notes, it was a game.
Jack: Yeeeeeeeeeah. This island? Weird.
Columbus: And then over at Turtle and Canary, Dolf was exactly on time for his shift despite problems with a cat and frog while Isabela had a quiet shift over at the Devil's Nest.
Jack: Then the entire imploded and we were invaded by hyper-intelligent monkeys.
Columbus: Um. That didn't happen.
Jack: No, but I'm taking bets that it will someday soon.
Columbus: And on that note, let's all have a good morning today, Fandom!
Jack: And stockpile on bananas.