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fandom_radio2011-06-22 10:58 pm
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Pirate Radio [Thursday, June 23, 2011]
Good morning, me hearties! I wish it were a mite closer t' afternoon, but I've been told you can't get what ye want all the time.
Or at least that's how I'm interpreting the squirrels throwing nuts at me until I got out of bed.
It's the last week of classes--in the summer, for shame!--so Sex and Candy got to eat candy and talk about sex. Namely, where the sex that used to be in fairy tales wandered off to. The squirrels are drawing something that looks like a mouse with abnormally large ears...weird. In Zombie Apocalypse went with the old 'if you can't beat them, join them approach and learned how look like zombies. I'm sure if you were really good at it, the band at Caritas would be happy to let you sit in. Surfing class, to your vast surprise, surfed and showed off the moves they'd learned this session to each other. And in the library, Gabrielle flipped through pictures of houses made entirely to hold books. That seems very useless to me. You can't drink books.
Over at the cabins, Caroline was outside of Hanson tanning in her bikini. Kate wondered why Caroline could be out in the sun, and Caroline explained that she was only mostly dead. Hopefully that cleared it right up. Jake told Kate he was glad she'd survived the first half of the summer before staring at Caroline's ass. Tsk, tsk, Jakey. Ye shouldn't get caught. That's how people end up slapped. Not me. Just...people. And K-Mart, the person, not the store, caught Caroline's attention by talking about the cheerleading squad.
And in town, say it with me now, the only part of the island that matters, Kate was doodling in her notebook at the theater until Jack of the Priests came in to tell her about his meeting with the oracle and how he should avoid wolves. Isn't that kind of a given, mate? Wolves have big sharp teeth and so on. And Mitchell made lots of friends by telling Kate that he wasn't in the mood for humans yesterday. Alexander was inspecting artifacts at Things Reborn, Lindsay was listening to Fleetwood Mac at Groovy Tunes, and William was sorting and cataloging at Fixer-Uppers until Rilla stopped in with strawberry tarts. There were strawberry tarts? Did you get me any?
*chittering*
Useless rodents.
The lovely wench Alex taught about the 7th, 9th, and 10th Amendments in her class at the community center, Jessica was hoping that the sun starts setting earlier at the Devil's Nest, and at Caritas Tino was having a rag stuffed in his mouth by Nathan. What'd you say, matey? Can you even talk?
Get back to me on that, me hearties. I'm teaching over at the community center later tonight, but for now I'm going back to sleep.
Or at least that's how I'm interpreting the squirrels throwing nuts at me until I got out of bed.
It's the last week of classes--in the summer, for shame!--so Sex and Candy got to eat candy and talk about sex. Namely, where the sex that used to be in fairy tales wandered off to. The squirrels are drawing something that looks like a mouse with abnormally large ears...weird. In Zombie Apocalypse went with the old 'if you can't beat them, join them approach and learned how look like zombies. I'm sure if you were really good at it, the band at Caritas would be happy to let you sit in. Surfing class, to your vast surprise, surfed and showed off the moves they'd learned this session to each other. And in the library, Gabrielle flipped through pictures of houses made entirely to hold books. That seems very useless to me. You can't drink books.
Over at the cabins, Caroline was outside of Hanson tanning in her bikini. Kate wondered why Caroline could be out in the sun, and Caroline explained that she was only mostly dead. Hopefully that cleared it right up. Jake told Kate he was glad she'd survived the first half of the summer before staring at Caroline's ass. Tsk, tsk, Jakey. Ye shouldn't get caught. That's how people end up slapped. Not me. Just...people. And K-Mart, the person, not the store, caught Caroline's attention by talking about the cheerleading squad.
And in town, say it with me now, the only part of the island that matters, Kate was doodling in her notebook at the theater until Jack of the Priests came in to tell her about his meeting with the oracle and how he should avoid wolves. Isn't that kind of a given, mate? Wolves have big sharp teeth and so on. And Mitchell made lots of friends by telling Kate that he wasn't in the mood for humans yesterday. Alexander was inspecting artifacts at Things Reborn, Lindsay was listening to Fleetwood Mac at Groovy Tunes, and William was sorting and cataloging at Fixer-Uppers until Rilla stopped in with strawberry tarts. There were strawberry tarts? Did you get me any?
*chittering*
Useless rodents.
The lovely wench Alex taught about the 7th, 9th, and 10th Amendments in her class at the community center, Jessica was hoping that the sun starts setting earlier at the Devil's Nest, and at Caritas Tino was having a rag stuffed in his mouth by Nathan. What'd you say, matey? Can you even talk?
Get back to me on that, me hearties. I'm teaching over at the community center later tonight, but for now I'm going back to sleep.