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fandom_radio2011-05-13 08:28 am
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Fandom Radio :: Friday, May 13.
Do-doo-do-doo-doo-do!
Well, hello, everybody! It's the Butters Show! ♪ It's Butters' Show, it's the greatest show in the entire world! It's Butters' Show, it's the best show for getting all the news! It's Butters' Show, with the squirrels helpin' Butters let you know what's going on! It's the Butters' Show, jus' keep listening and you sure can't lose! Ba-da-bah! BUTTERS' SHOW! ♪
Howdy, folks! Welcome to the Butters Shows! I'm Butters, and these squirrels and I are gonna bring you the news. I sure hope they don't have rabies...Let's get to the show!
Hmmm, let's see. In THE SCHOOL today, Mr. Aniakin held office hours and got a visit Wesley to check up on someone named Katniss. And Mr. Winchester spent a-all his time emailin' his boyfriend and playin' on Facebook, which doesn't seem like a very good use of time.
Alexander's all excited to be workin' at the library, probably because Alexander sounds like a big nerd, ha ha! He shows up early an' everythin', and then Miss Belle came in, 'cause she's the librarian. I sure hope she's not anything like those Book Mobile guys, but with a name like Miss Belle, I'll bet she's real pretty!
Or really ugly, and the name is just ironic....
And then there were workshops! Classes! Whatever you want to call them. The day started out with Childcare of Idiots, where everyone had introductions and candy before Mr. Deadpool introduced them to his daughter Jan. Now, barring a few close calls, I'm not actually a father, but I just don't think it's a really good idea to introduce your child to idiots. She'll turn out all wrong, like me...
The Care and Feeding of Hirelings is apparently a class about...about gettin' people to do work for you, says Mr. Hook, but that's...not a good class. Only mean people like Eric Cartman make other people do their work for them; good people, like Duke Cloudstrider, do the work themselves! So all those lazy and mean people chatted and did introductions and probably planned how to make other people's lives more miserable...
Creative Writing is also a terrible class; why, well, writing just gets people killed. Still, Mr...Kee-yo-with-a-line-over-it-raku lead a writing exercise about makin' a story with two truths and a lie, even though you should always tell the truth.
Now, in THE DORMS, more stuff happened there! That's where we live! Caroline's pushed the beds together to make a bigger bed before working on her Italian homework. Jake visits and talks about her ... her absent roommate before freakin' out about Italian vampires. Oh, boy, do I hate vampires. I like bein' just a regular person who can eat regular food and not have to drink blood much better!
*chittering*
Err, uh, really? Um, heh, um, no offense meant to any vampires! None at all! Please don't eat me.
In hopefully non-vampire-related news, Jack made a video call home and yelled about his classes. Huh. Usually, when I call home, it's my parents doin' all the...all the yellin'. Tony and Steph have a...have a movie date in their room, with pizza and everythin'! I sure hope they remember to use protection...
...because pizza cheese sure can be hot if you eat it right away.
James was being all mopey up on the roof, too, and Momoko came back late, carried up all her stuff, and then went back down to sleep in some guy named Jaime's bed. Maybe there were bugs in her own bed.
In the second floor common room, my roommate Sam, he's a good guy!, he had Chinese food while watching cooking shows on TV. Y...you gotta be careful with those shows, Sam, I hear they can lead to awfully bad things! And I don't just mean the other Sam, the girl one, stealing your food, which did happen. Luke tried to tease Sam for bein' a new kid and everything, but Sam, why he just tease back, because he's my roommate an' he's too good to be teased!
Boy, this girl Sam doesn't sound real nice, she told Luke about spaghetti tacos, and then she wouldn't even make any! I think you're better off without them, Luke, they don't sound that good. Jack told my roommate Sam about the TV's causin' all sorts of heck and torment, and I'm just glad we have TVs and that we can watch them, but, oh, man, if I miss Terrance and Phillip, I'm gonna be real sad. But, apparently, according to Jack to not very nice girl Sam, the fifth floor common room TV just places Teletubbies. Freddie just hopes my roommate Sam isn't watching Food Fight, but roommate Sam didn't really know what that meant. Um, maybe it's a show about havin' food fights? Boy, that'd sure be an awful lot of fun, but it would be messy! I wouldn't want to clean that up, but maybe we can make not very nice girl Sam to clean it up. That'll show her for not makin' any spaghetti tacos!
...Even if they sound icky.
In THE TOWN, Mr. Fraser's doggy is checkin' out the lobby at MHA while Mr. Fraser's workin' away. Miss Millie's got a HELP WANTED sign up at Book Haven, if you want to work with books all day, while Mr. Bass is sittin' down on the job at Caritas, which I guess is okay, since no one came in.
The Community Center had a class on long term finances, taught by Mr. Northman and Mr. Sparrow, and everyone talked about their financial situations before Mr. Sparrow taught 'em how to count cards. This must be a beginner's class, because countin' cards is really easy.
One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. See? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Ha ha ha ha ha!
...wait a sec, that was the last page? Really? ...d'awwww, but it was over so soon! Can't we make up some more stuff?
*chittering*
...we-well, what do you mean, I might get a chance to do this again?
*more chittering, rustling papers*
WAIT, you mean people actually can hear this right now? And they're gonna vote for who they wanna listen to every week?
...*long pause*....
♪ Vote for Butters' Show! Yes, for Butters' Show! It's the best gosh darn golly awesome show! Vote for Butters' Show, you want Butters' Show, because Butters' Show is the best there is! ♪
Goodnight, everybody!
Er, well, good day, anyway. Okay, bye!
*click!*
Well, hello, everybody! It's the Butters Show! ♪ It's Butters' Show, it's the greatest show in the entire world! It's Butters' Show, it's the best show for getting all the news! It's Butters' Show, with the squirrels helpin' Butters let you know what's going on! It's the Butters' Show, jus' keep listening and you sure can't lose! Ba-da-bah! BUTTERS' SHOW! ♪
Howdy, folks! Welcome to the Butters Shows! I'm Butters, and these squirrels and I are gonna bring you the news. I sure hope they don't have rabies...Let's get to the show!
Hmmm, let's see. In THE SCHOOL today, Mr. Aniakin held office hours and got a visit Wesley to check up on someone named Katniss. And Mr. Winchester spent a-all his time emailin' his boyfriend and playin' on Facebook, which doesn't seem like a very good use of time.
Alexander's all excited to be workin' at the library, probably because Alexander sounds like a big nerd, ha ha! He shows up early an' everythin', and then Miss Belle came in, 'cause she's the librarian. I sure hope she's not anything like those Book Mobile guys, but with a name like Miss Belle, I'll bet she's real pretty!
Or really ugly, and the name is just ironic....
And then there were workshops! Classes! Whatever you want to call them. The day started out with Childcare of Idiots, where everyone had introductions and candy before Mr. Deadpool introduced them to his daughter Jan. Now, barring a few close calls, I'm not actually a father, but I just don't think it's a really good idea to introduce your child to idiots. She'll turn out all wrong, like me...
The Care and Feeding of Hirelings is apparently a class about...about gettin' people to do work for you, says Mr. Hook, but that's...not a good class. Only mean people like Eric Cartman make other people do their work for them; good people, like Duke Cloudstrider, do the work themselves! So all those lazy and mean people chatted and did introductions and probably planned how to make other people's lives more miserable...
Creative Writing is also a terrible class; why, well, writing just gets people killed. Still, Mr...Kee-yo-with-a-line-over-it-raku lead a writing exercise about makin' a story with two truths and a lie, even though you should always tell the truth.
Now, in THE DORMS, more stuff happened there! That's where we live! Caroline's pushed the beds together to make a bigger bed before working on her Italian homework. Jake visits and talks about her ... her absent roommate before freakin' out about Italian vampires. Oh, boy, do I hate vampires. I like bein' just a regular person who can eat regular food and not have to drink blood much better!
*chittering*
Err, uh, really? Um, heh, um, no offense meant to any vampires! None at all! Please don't eat me.
In hopefully non-vampire-related news, Jack made a video call home and yelled about his classes. Huh. Usually, when I call home, it's my parents doin' all the...all the yellin'. Tony and Steph have a...have a movie date in their room, with pizza and everythin'! I sure hope they remember to use protection...
...because pizza cheese sure can be hot if you eat it right away.
James was being all mopey up on the roof, too, and Momoko came back late, carried up all her stuff, and then went back down to sleep in some guy named Jaime's bed. Maybe there were bugs in her own bed.
In the second floor common room, my roommate Sam, he's a good guy!, he had Chinese food while watching cooking shows on TV. Y...you gotta be careful with those shows, Sam, I hear they can lead to awfully bad things! And I don't just mean the other Sam, the girl one, stealing your food, which did happen. Luke tried to tease Sam for bein' a new kid and everything, but Sam, why he just tease back, because he's my roommate an' he's too good to be teased!
Boy, this girl Sam doesn't sound real nice, she told Luke about spaghetti tacos, and then she wouldn't even make any! I think you're better off without them, Luke, they don't sound that good. Jack told my roommate Sam about the TV's causin' all sorts of heck and torment, and I'm just glad we have TVs and that we can watch them, but, oh, man, if I miss Terrance and Phillip, I'm gonna be real sad. But, apparently, according to Jack to not very nice girl Sam, the fifth floor common room TV just places Teletubbies. Freddie just hopes my roommate Sam isn't watching Food Fight, but roommate Sam didn't really know what that meant. Um, maybe it's a show about havin' food fights? Boy, that'd sure be an awful lot of fun, but it would be messy! I wouldn't want to clean that up, but maybe we can make not very nice girl Sam to clean it up. That'll show her for not makin' any spaghetti tacos!
...Even if they sound icky.
In THE TOWN, Mr. Fraser's doggy is checkin' out the lobby at MHA while Mr. Fraser's workin' away. Miss Millie's got a HELP WANTED sign up at Book Haven, if you want to work with books all day, while Mr. Bass is sittin' down on the job at Caritas, which I guess is okay, since no one came in.
The Community Center had a class on long term finances, taught by Mr. Northman and Mr. Sparrow, and everyone talked about their financial situations before Mr. Sparrow taught 'em how to count cards. This must be a beginner's class, because countin' cards is really easy.
One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. See? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Ha ha ha ha ha!
...wait a sec, that was the last page? Really? ...d'awwww, but it was over so soon! Can't we make up some more stuff?
*chittering*
...we-well, what do you mean, I might get a chance to do this again?
*more chittering, rustling papers*
WAIT, you mean people actually can hear this right now? And they're gonna vote for who they wanna listen to every week?
...*long pause*....
♪ Vote for Butters' Show! Yes, for Butters' Show! It's the best gosh darn golly awesome show! Vote for Butters' Show, you want Butters' Show, because Butters' Show is the best there is! ♪
Goodnight, everybody!
Er, well, good day, anyway. Okay, bye!
*click!*