Good morning, everyone! It's Captain Steve Rogers with the news of a much less...well, I'd say 'emotionally heavy' Thursday, but the squirrels are holding acorns like they aren't afraid to throw them, so I'll keep that to myself. Even though it was funny.

*sounds of acorns being thrown*

Quite a start to the day. Let's get to classes. Ethical Dilemmas was given the day off--thank you, Liliana--Philosophy of Food took a quick trip to a museum exhibit in London, and Breakfast Foods worked on mastering pancakes, waffles, and French toast.

In town, Liz was bravely facing down month-end spreadsheets, Luma was expanding her knowledge of the dresses and makeup for sale at Pixie Dust, and Steven stopped work at the museum for lunch and selfies with Watts.

Finally, it was open mic night at Groovy Tunes, with Stewart performing lightning-themed music, Charlie playing Viking songs--like cheers for the football team?--and Jack,after some prodding, playing piano.

And that's everything! Have a good weekend!

Good morning, everyone, it's Captain Steve Rogers with yesterday's news.

Let's start with classes! Belle was in the library supervising gremlins making a collage. It's important to embrace your creative side. Ethical Dilemmas had our first hypothetical question, and if you weren't in the class, well, you should've taken it to know what the question was. We visited St. Louis and saw the Arch in our National Parks class. Philosophy of Food discussed what foods were better served at a dinner party versus a picnic, and The Art of Breakfast learned all about eggs: I prefer mine sunny side-up, which Tony thinks is entirely too perky an order for the morning.

In town, Stewart was playing music at Groovy Tunes, a good place for it, Luma was inspecting Pixie Dust's nail polish inventory, and Prompto delivered Jello and sympathy for Liz's never-ending reports at the Photo Hut. Steph was prepping for a new game release at Magpie Emporium, the Supper Club went out for sushi, Thor was serving mint juleps at the Devil's Nest...does he know that the Kentucky Der--

*chittering*

Oh, good, he knows.

And that's everything for yesterday! Have a great today!

Good morning, everyone, this is Steve Rogers with the news of yesterday. Tony's doing some important work in the lab right now--

*sulky chittering*

--which, yes, is a squirrel-free zone. The notes are all about our last day in Barbados, so this shouldn't take too long. Prompto and family enjoyed a final breakfast, Summer and Stark--not my Stark--took a dip in the pool, and Eleanor and Rey were down on the beach. Ignis went shopping, and Stewart went to the spa.

And the rest of us successfully eluded the squirrels, so well done, everyone. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

Good morning, it's Steve Rogers this morning because the dean is busy getting ready for the park shenanigans. Let's get to the news!

Although we're in Chicago right now, yesterday we woke up in West Virginia.

In classes, Gardening learned about getting rid of bugs on their plants, and Summer fed us snacks and educated us about multi level marketing parties, Practical Philosophy had a day off, Meditation mediated underwater, sort of, and Raiden's pizza class learned about West Virginia pies. I have thoughts, but I'm not gonna share them.

*chittering*

Of course because I'm from Brooklyn.

In town, I told Wanda about all of the things I learned about Tupperware parties, Liliana put up posters for a non-Tupperware related party on Friday night, and Tony is already looking for the perfect outfit, so I suppose that's warning to the rest of you to step it up. Kitty had to deal with a post-hike Tino at Caritas, Nell puttered with her plants, Liliana attempted to only eat cake for lunch at the diner--Ignis would not allow it--and Arden and Nell were at Gladio's gym yesterday. Dean and Jane make plans for the party after a brief detour to wonder why we moved to West Virginia and to ask why something called a Sheepsquatch would exist.

*chittering*

And that's everything. I leave you all wondering why a Sheepsquatch would exist. See you at the park!

Well. Tahani al-Jamil has left the island with a note that says "only losers are still doing radio two days before Chirstmas,honestly," so this is your loser, Steve Rogers, doing radio.

Classes are finally over, apologies to the Teamwork students whose final didn't exactly stick--so we mostly have notes about what the elves were doing in town yesterday. They were repairing broken pots at the flower shop, much to Astrid's bemusement, and Jon was at the Perk with some tea. He caught up with Dwight, who was happy to not have been shot in the last few days, and Alara got the recommendation to try a peppermint hot chocolate, which they don't have on the planet she's from. Irene was wearing--

*frantic chittering*

"A thing". Huh. That's not that descriptive, fellas. It certainly made an impression on Jon, even if the squirrels are being light on details for me, and he invited her over for an expat Christmas party. And finally over at Caritas, it was time for summer and her Jello shots, including--wow, is that you trying to write crime against humanity? You misspelled it four different wasys--something called a s'moyster. I think I'll pass. Goose told Summer about his adventures in the timeloop, Dwight told Summer than being stuck in an endless Friday made Wednesday feel even more special, and Stark got a blue drink and some sympathy for his bad Friday. Fridays? Rey thought she could get used to the little elves and Annie wanted to know if the elves could drink if they had ID that showed they were old enough. Stark wished Annie a belated happy birthday, and Steve McGarrett learned that Diego was no longer a cat, though he had spent each morning puking in Annie's shoes.

And now everyone knows that. Sorry, Diego. McGarrett and Dr. Will decided that they wouldn't try a s'moyster until they'd had a lot of tequila first. Summer got Will started on beer, and Annie checked in to see how Will's endless Friday had gone.

That's everything. Have a safe and relaxing holiday week, everyone.

Well, looking at this stack of notes, I can assume that Detective Williams didn't get across the causeway yet. Quite the eager beaver, isn't he?

*grumbling*

I don't see how that's a disparaging slur against you. You guys aren't terribly eager. Nosy, but not eager.

Let's start over at the Trooper Station, where Danny had Duke locked up for the night on obstruction charges. If you're going to arrest everyone in town for getting mouthy to a police officer, you're going to be...pretty busy. Sorry, Detective. Liam and Rosa weren't exactly thrilled about how the new guy had charged ahead without asking them about, well, anything. Octavia showed up with a sword but didn't use it.

*applause*

The squirrels are very proud of you. I will take this moment to remind everyone that threatening police officers is a terrible idea. Nina showed up and explained everyone knew what had happened because they all listened to radio and then pointed out the squirrel in the office with them wearing a hat.

*chittering*

Wearing a very fetching hat. That seems a little like editorializing, there, Leroy. Larceny--after Nina and Rey told her about the arrest where she was working at Luke's-- stopped into the station to offer bail in the form of a lot of pearls and to make sure that Duke wasn't going to be released into the Baltimore Aquarium.

*long pause*

I feel like I need a lot more context for that to make sense. Over in his cell, Duke got coffee before Danny let him out, Liam explained that the new guy is a little...confused...and Nina offered to break Duke out of jail.

No, Nina. They agreed that you could leap to a lot of wrong conclusions based on radio reports--Detective Williams, please don't arrest people based on radio reports--and then Octavia came down to fill out forms and take Duke home. Duke and Larceny finally figured out what had set Danny out on this--she'd said she couldn't leave Duke's boat and...yeah, I can see how that sounds terrible. No one is being kidnapped! I promise!


Anway, Summer was over at Caritas and Rosa decided she needed a drink after all the excitement. Seivarden reminded her that she was normally there on Tuesdays, not Wednesdays. There was excitement at the bar too--some kind of convention of chicken-sized guys who kept starting fights and getting removed from Caritas. Cait thought they were extremely entertaining. Seivarden wanted to know if she got a three whiskeys if she tried all three of the Jello shot specials.

In non-arrest related news, Shunsui discovered that all T&C had was hamburgers and Amaya was hard at work in the forge preparing weapons for the new arrivals. That's...probably not a terrible plan. Alluka was at Pixie Dust trying to decide on a fun workshop to try this summer--Tony and I are teaching crafts. It'll be fun!

And that's it for yesterday! See everyone at the welcome picnic!

Good morning everyone, it's Steve Rogers here with all of your news of yesterday. Classes are wrapping up, so that means final exams in many different guises. Rosa wrapped up her class with the helpful comic about how in a hundred years, this won't matter and that it barely matters now.

*long, judgy pause*

Huh. Anakin's sex ed class met at his house, which is still a giant unicorn themed bouncy castle. It's something else, you should go see it. Nina told him that it would last like that at least through Sunday, so make sure to get it done soon, everyone. Haberdashery class had to bring their own birds for the final. Juillene brought a lot of birds--

*chittering*

One word? An alot made up of birds, which Ulysses rightfully found to be absolutely terrifying. Octavia stopped by with congratulatory pastries for Duke's end of classes and they planned their next date.

In town, Octavia assured Shunsui at her weekly trip to T&C that yesterday was much better than last Wednesday, Summer was honoring National Jellybean Day--apparently something that exists--with correctly themed Jello shots at Caritas, and Amaya's forge was filled with jellybeans because of, I'm guessing, Jellybean Day. If you have any licorice ones, I can take them off your hands.

*chittering*

They are not garbage candy. I refuse to be judged by squirrels.

Speaking of unfairly judged food, Luke's Diner was having a special on turnips, which came as news to Duke when he stopped in to check on Larceny.

And that's it! Have a good day, everyone.

[OOC: OMFG so over quarantine schooling. SO OVER.]

Good morning, everyone. Steve Rogers here, and I hope you've picked out your finest pajamas for prom this weekend.

*pause*

Pajamas? Really?

*excited chittering*

Leroy wants you to know that his have those snaps over the butt so his tail can stick out. Thanks, Leroy. Bird Haberdashery was putting fascinators onto seagulls, Rosa's class hit the gym to not resemble marshmallow Peeps--I'm assuming figuratively and not literally, but around here, you can never be really sure--and Anakin gave his sex ed class a lesson on taking care of kids since he thinks this weekend is going to be the return of the...portal children. Swell.

Sidon was selling prom tickets--you can buy you pajamas at Pixie Dust--and--

*chittering*

And that's everything. Okay! See you at prom.

Good morning, everyone, it's Steve Rogers again to tell you about classes from yesterday.

*chittering*

And that Leroy caught a piece of wood the woodchucks were chuckin'. Good job, Leroy.

In classes, Bird Haberdashery had to put hats on cockapoos, which are...dogs. Nina stopped by and they talked about how all of the cuddly, cute things had stuck around longer than a week and how that meant they probably weren't evil. What a weird place we've chosen to live. And Duke took pictures of the not-birds in exchange for Octavia's pictures of furry fish and just how close were you to that phone?

*sheepish chittering*

Binoculars don't make it better. Sex Education was learning about dating apps--that sounds almost as terrifying as the Miracle of Life movie--and Nina was there to check up with the Dean, too. Rosa taught her class non-punchy ways of relieving stress.

*chittering*

I don't need to take that class, thanks, Leroy.

In town, Larceny wondered why the diner was called Luke's when Duke ran it. Octavia guessed that there had been a guy named Luke a long time ago

*affirmative chittering*

Leroy says that's right. Alluka was selling nothing but pajamas at Pixie Dust, Summer created dice out of jello at Caritas--I admire your devotion to the culinary arts--and Rey agreed to play the drinking game. Amaya was at the forge. Seivarden came over for a tea break and to learn about the latest upgrades to the Crumbler. Shunsui was trying to avoid a fight with the panda for cheese--a sentence I just read out loud--and Octavia also tried to explain how she didn't even want cheese when she came into T&C.

And that's everything! Continue staying cozy, Fandom. Is it weird to be getting kind of tired of cocoa?

Good morning everyone, it's Steve Rogers here again to tell you about classes and other events from yesterday.

Bird Haberdashery made bucket hats for potoos--I had no idea that was even a bird--Rosa's class perfected their ability to complain while still being cool, and Anakin made his class take a STD test.

*long pause*

Uh huh. In town, Amaya was taking care of all of her tools at the forge, Alluka had far too many raincoats at Pixie Dust--if it starts raining pudding to compensate, don't blame her--and Octavia and Shunsui reconvened for their weekly sake at T&C and compared vacations. Yasha discovered the Skywalker Special at Chilly Boulder and it took long enough to eat that she met both Cait and Magnus. Nina was trying to defeat a bad mood using coffee, and complained to Liam about missing vacation and told Sabine she'd been working on a peace process at home instead. Finally, Summer started the St. Patrick's Day specials early at Caritas. Seivarden attempted--poorly--to bribe Summer into not giving Amaya any shots, Amaya came by for their weekly drinking contest anyway, Rey got a quick lesson in the tradition of being pinched on St. Patrick's Day, and Lucifer was there to wash jello shots down with scotch.

*slightly judgey pause*

And Amaya and Shunsui both thanked Summer for the special including free drinks for former owners of T&C.

And that's it! Enjoy the spring weather, everyone.

[OOC: Apologies. For SOME REASON, my attention span is completely shot today.]