Aravis: Why am I here?

Pam: Because I've never done this by myself.

Harry: ...and?

Pam: And if I can't do this with the person I know best at this school, I'm doing it with random people I've never met.

Harry: ...

Aravis: ...

Pam: ...because it's funnier.

Harry: ...I guess.

Aravis: No, it's not, really.

Pam: Shut up and read the notes, please?

( An artist, a noblewoman and a wizard walk into a radio station and are joined by a child-hating news anchor. Also, special alumnus appearance! )