Fandom Radio, Tuesday, May14th

[genesishero]

... Heeey. Wait, last week you guys told me I was only going to do this until your usual Tuesday guy came back!

*Chittering*

What do you mean, I'm the Tuesday guy, now? Why didn't anybody tell me that?

*Chittering*

... Oh. Yeah, uh... I guess you are kind of telling me now. But that wasn't entirely what I--

*Rustling paper and more chittering*

Well... I guess since I'm already here, I might as well, yeah. Uh. Hi again, Fandom Island. I'm Evan Sabahnur, and apparently I'm also sometimes prone to being herded to the radio station in the morning by a pack of inebriated squirrels. Um... I swear I'm not just messing with you new people out there. This island is weird enough, it really doesn't need my help. I mean, case in point, I'm sitting in a radio booth with a stack of notes about all the things people were doing around the island yesterday. Even I can tell you, that's pretty weird. But I'm going to read them anyhow, because if I don't, they'll never let me go, and I have a class to get to today that I'm not going to miss for anything, thanks.

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