2011-10-28

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Pirate Radio [Friday, October 28, 2011]

Hello, me hearties! It is I, Captain Jack Sparrow, bringing you the news of yesterday...today. I'm still not entirely sure I like that as a motto.

Anyway.

In classes, Elements of Friendship went for a run in the woods, which doesn't seem that friendly to me. I run when chased, savvy?

*chittering*

Yes, yes, which happens fairly often, but that's not really relevant, now is it? Everyone warms up--much like they do before zombie class--and then raced around the island, being mindful o' the stampeding alots. Tropes 'n Scopes explored a haunted house--complete with potential spiders, which wasn't to Ryan-who-be-a-wench's tastes--before talkin' about what makes abandoned buildings so scary.

And the reserves learned about first aid, which might've come in handy for those who were bad at running in Pinkie Pie's class earlier. There was also a discussion about the skills people had in this area already, either magical or otherwise.

In the dorms, Rapunzel was makin' soup on the fourth floor, which seems rather perfect fer such a ridiculously cold morning--

*chittering*

I'm from the Caribbean, mate. I don't do cold. And I'm also not covered in fur, unlike everyone else in this booth. Ben went with microwaved dinners for himself and Ender--keep the romance alive, mate--and Katniss stopped in t' see Wesley and caught him reading a sex ed manual. Really?

And in town, the part I care about, Anakin caught up on paperwork at the Trooper Station, Scully worked on an online autopsy--that exists?--Sov tidied up at Stark Industries, Millie was curled up with tea and a book at the book store, and Fraser was on the phone at MHA. Audrey, a new wench in town, was havin' no luck getting coffee at the Perk, but she did get to learn that Hercules is that Hercules before wonderin' with Summer if they should send out a barista search party and havin' Howard correctly identify her as a new person.

Finally, Kenzi was experimenting with chocolate drinks at Caritas. That's all we have today for yesterday, so go out 'n get maimed or something so we have interesting things to tell you about tomorrow, savvy?