Fandom Radio :: June 19th.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle: Good evening, Fellow Fandomites, and you're listening to WTFH radio on this Friday, June 19t, with Turtle Wexler and Valentine Wiggin here to bring you all the news of the day!

Valentine: You seem to be in a good mood tonight.

Turtle: It's Friday and nothing really big or weird happened again!

Valentine: You're very easy to please, aren't you, Turtle?

Turtle: Sometimes! I mean, it's the first day of RockCon!, but that just means we can extend a warm welcome out to our guests! Welcome, RockCon guests! Remember, if you find yourself needing anything, the best place on the island to get it is Turtle & Canary!

Valentine: What about drugs and whores?

Turtle: Val!

Valentine: I'm just saying. It's a convention for rock stars and musicians. They like drugs and whores, I hear.

Turtle: Well, they'll have to get those somewhere else. Let's get to the news. No one wants to hear about drugs and whores...

...don't look at me like that, Val. They don't. I hope.

( Talking about Drugs and Whores. )

Valentine: And there you have it. Here's to hoping that everyone discussed in this broadcast is pleased with how they were represented and, if not, then take it out on Turtle.

Turtle: Hey! No! Take it out on the squirrels! Or at least bribe them for next time with better rum.

Valentine: Or drugs and whores. Good night...

Turtle: ...and have a prosperous tomorrow! No drugs and whores!

Fandom Radio, June 20th

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool: Sweet mother of god, people. I should be sleeping like the old man I am here!

Zack: --No washroom in here, squirrels. I can't clean up in the radio station. Why did you bring me here, anyh- Oh, hi, Deadpool!

Deadpool: ...what the hell is on your face? Is that--Heh. Poorly written Japanese. Niiiiice.

Zack: ... Yeah. I'm never going back to that park again. Stupid sleep spells...

Deadpool: What did you do in the park to fall sleep and get that written on--you know what? I don't wanna know about your kinky habits.

Zack: *Oh, the pout is audible.* There was this singing and... And... The squirrels are shoving paper at me. Uh. But... Singing, like, Juggly piff... Something...

Deadpool: LALALALALALA--I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Zack: I was just feeding the ducks!

Deadpool: Is that what they call it these days? ...you better read that before they get the claws out.
( Bouncing puppies, mouthy mercs and a ball of pink hate... oddly not dirty )

Zack: *Small sloshy sound* I think there's some rum left, if that helps? I used a lot of it, getting the ink off of my - *hiccup* - face. S'cuse me.

Jiiiiigglypuuuuff jiiiiiigglyyyyy....

Deadpool: ...Do you hear something?

Zack: .... Oh, man. I just got all of the ink off of my face, too. That's it, I'm going to... *yawn* ... Invest in something that ... resists sleep... Spells... *murmurmumbleumble.*

Deadpool: Wha--*yawn*--is that?

Jiiiiigglypuuuuf jiiiiigglyyyyy

Zack: S'evil incarnate. With... A marker. An'... pink. Lotsa pink. 'N... G'night, Deadpool. S'totally bedtime now.

Deadpool: Mmmph--zzzzzzzz

Jiiiiiigglypuff jiiiiiggl--*CLICK*