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Fandom Radio, Thursday 06/30

Extra extra! Read all about it! Squirrels kidnapped doctor, forced her to do radio!

*Annoyed chittering*

Extra extra! Read all about it! Squirrels irritated kidnapped doctor is announcing everything like an old-timey newspaper huckster! Nothing in School, so we're over in--wait what? *record scratch* What the hell are bubble huts? Wait, we're in space? The Dorms are in space? The island's in space? Mayday was in Petey Scifi Talky Picture Clearing, watching fish, because we're in outer space and under water...?

And in Town which is in outer space, but not? Underwater? I don't think? Eliot was in the park giving a ferret and a teddy bear a ride on a dog. So at least there's something normal. Jaina was in MHA with a gremlin locked in a bathroom which kinda reminds me of this party I went to with my monks and...BEEP BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

*Three minutes of non-stop beeping later* ...And that was the last time we were in the Lube-ratorium.

Anyway, after his adventure in the park Eliot was watching movie about ladies playing baseball and crying when the ferret turned into a naked lady and--wait. Ferrets do that? Forget this crap, I'm going ferret-hunting!
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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, December 3rd

*A moment of two or dead air and what sounds suspiciously like squirrels giggling.*

Ooh. And here's another little rum. And another little rum! There's another tiny rum, yay! Oh! Oh! ANOTHER TNY RUM FOR ME! And--BACK OFF, LITTLE HORSE! THAT IS MY RUM!

*A thump, like something rather large hitting the floor and a tiny, panicked neigh.*

Stupid little horses, trying to steal my baby rums. Now, where's the next? Baby rums, where are you? Where did you go? I'm still thisty! I--arghhh! Leggo! Ow, you furry villains. I HAVE FIRST AID AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!

ExpandThis radio is completely normal )

Unlike this "Derek" person--if that's even HIS REAL NAME--there were two upstanding businessmen buying some property from Fandom's mayor. See? Now that's nice. That's what this town needs. More respectable businesses and less traitors and illicit hospitals.

But I'm done with these notes, so I'll leave you with one more important question: How long has there been a school nearby anyway? Is it another one of those cursed, invisible places that can only be seen by virgins? Ugh, I hate those.