Calm down, you don't need to poke at me. You're very rude, did you know that? I told you I'd follow you, but what'd you bring me here for?

*chittering and paper shuffling*

Oooh, I see. You couldn't have just written me one of your little notes asking me to come in? There's no need to be rude just because you're squirrels.

*chittering*

What do you mean it's already on? Oh for the love of--good evening, Fandom. This is Martha Jones speaking, complete with a cadre of obnoxious squirrels. It looks like your usual hosts are away this evening, probably on the same school trip that's taken everyone else away, so I think I'm meant to fill in.

*chittering*

Well, if Mister Deadpool can do it, I suppose it can't be that hard.

( It feels wrong to not include a cut! )