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Fandom Radio, Saturday, June 13

2026-06-13T17:15:35Z

Posted by: mustbeawitch

Are you quite certain? Do you--ah, good, it's broadcasting. I hope. Good morning, everyone, and hello to our special visitors! It is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, and the squirrels assure me that the technical difficulties have been resolved and this week's broadcast should go out without issue. They are squirrels, so I do rather take that with a grain of salt, but I shall continue on regardless, even if I speak merely to the void.

We shall begin, of course, with the school, where Let's Play Tourists class visited Iceland and Paintball watched a film, rather than ruining any more of their clothing. A wise choice, if I do say so.

I'm not seeing any notes from the dormitory, but the town seems to have been rather active. At Miss Skywalker's warehouse, she was visited by Dean Skywalker, Mr. Blackwood, and Princess Leia. Welcome, Your Highness! A Mr. Dante--a newcomer?

*chittering*

Not a newcomer--was at Galactica Point with his mother, a Mrs. Eva, whilst at their home Miss Vi and Miss Gingrich were visited by the former's mother, and apparently Miss Vi is actually Miss Violet. My apologies for being so unearnedly familiar before; I shall do better in the future. At Miss Vess and Mr. Scientia's home, Miss Vess reacted to the magical energies of our visitors arriving, which naturally concerned Mr. Scientia. Mr. Argentum, with guests King Noctis and his wife, Lady Lunafreya--hm, must be one of those morganatic marriages. How scandalous! And my goodness, we've a lot of royalty about this weekend, don't we? Miss Vess was also visited by the ladies Ana and Arine, and received some concerned text missives from Mr. Boone.

And that seems to be the end of my notes. Welcome to all our visitors, and I hope you have a lovely weekend this side of the veil. And don't traumatize anyone too much. Until next week, dear listeners, farewell!

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Fandom Radio, June 12, 2026

2026-06-12T15:01:52Z

Posted by: heroic_jawline

I'm not saying that Leroy had made a nest in the radio wiring and that's why half the broadcasts have disappeared but some squirrel has been doing that and Leroy's here the most, so conclusions can be drawn.

*sulky chittering*

This is Steve Rogers with the news of yesterday. In classes, Constantine took his class through the bargaining stage of grief, which he points out never works out the way you think it will. Liliana did a deep dive into the destruction of Tolaria, and Movies and Snacks had caffeine to deal with the wave of sleep deprivation coming across the island.

In dorms, Ilya was watching the Stanley Cup finals and both he and Riri were confused about the appearance of a sexy hurricane witch. And now I'm confused about a sexy hurricane witch.

In town, Steph opened up the Magpie Emporium and she and Vi talked about how badly they'd both been sleeping this week and how much Steph appreciated Vi bringing coffee, and then about other things Steph appreciated about Vi and we're not going to mention those things in public.

And that's everything! Try to catch on sleep this weekend, maybe?

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WTFH - Fandom Radio [Thurs, June 11th]

2026-06-11T12:20:10Z

Posted by: wrongkindofsith

*chittering*

Oh, yes, I dream of not dealing with drunken squirrels. Strange that.

In School news, Anakin was doing more Shenanigans in the park, with some less horrifying shirts than usual. The Minglers included a very confused Dante, while the Voluntolds had varying opinions about the shirts. This week's 'tasks' involved stacking groceries, making beds, and some weird kink thing involving socks and kiddy pools.

Over in the Library, Arden had visits from Gray and Caleb.

Nothing for the Dorms, while elsewhere in Town, Rey was possibly people-watching in the Perk.

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Fandom Radio, Wednesday 6/10

2026-06-10T12:59:26Z

Posted by: stykera

Hello. It’s Wednesday, again so I’ll tell you about Tuesday because that’s how this goes. And then I’ll try to avoid Anakin even though I failed at that last week.

At the school yesterday we had the usual three classes. Book Club watched a very familiar movie. Coping With The Non-Modern World discussed their favorite technologies. And then the eagle showed a movie about a weird man named Al in Sam Eagle Presents: Weird or Not Weird?. I assume the verdict was weird, this time.

Nothing from the dorms and the porg seems to still be regretting some of his life choices from earlier this week. The vet might have something for that?

And now the town. Sairis swept at Liliana’s shop and remained uneaten by the chair. Dante was at Chilly Boulder for strawberry ice cream. And Kitty had what the squirrels called “a normal one” at Caritas while Tino played air guitar. That does sound normal but the notes look sarcastic…

*chittering*

Yes, your scribbles can look sarcastic. Hush. That’s all for today from yesterday...

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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, June 9th

2026-06-09T18:20:14Z

Posted by: afraid_of_marshmallows

What up, Fandom? It's me, ya girl Arden Finch, coming at you with all the news--

*chittering*

What do you mean 'there was an incident'?

*more chittering*

You did what to the porg?!?

*abashed chittering*

Okay, Fandom, I've been informed that due to a batch of bathtub gin, the porg ended up falling into Selkie Lake and while it was successfully rescued, all the notes it was carrying were lost. That's everything from Town and Dorms, so I guess we've got School and that's it.

*chittering*

Don't talk to me. I know this was your fault. Anyway, Try Not To Die went to Chile, where they got to fish and paraglide and that sounds pretty dope. In Various Beach Things, we took turns grilling. Also, much respect to Ms. Pryde-Barton for calling it grilling and not barbecue, which are two different things. Every time you use barbecue when you mean having a cookout with a grill, you kill a bit of every Southerner's soul. Don't believe me? Ask Remy and Erasmus, they'll tell you. Last, Let's Eat! went somewhere that served rats and I'm pretty adventurous, but not that adventurous.

But yeah! With no more notes, I guess I'm out? I'm probably gonna go back and check on the porg and make sure that it's okay. So long Fandom! This is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off and leaving you with this summertime bop throwback, Smooth by Santana, featuring Rob Thomas.

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WTFH - Fandom Radio [Thurs, June 4th]

2026-06-04T11:56:31Z

Posted by: wrongkindofsith

I have been handed precisely one sheet of notes with the word shenanigans in all caps, so that was apparently all that happened yesterday.

So, Shenanigans. Which were in the park again, and after the requisite mingling, the voluntolds were given shirts that were horrifying abominations involving 'horse-pigs' with 'wrong teeth'. Again, why do any of you leave the house on Wednesdays during the summer?

As for the shenanigans themselves, they were most oddly normal tasks in random order. Results varied.

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Fandom Radio, Wednesday 6/3

2026-06-03T11:41:23Z

Posted by: stykera

It’s Wednesday. Be careful.

*chittering*

It doesn’t matter where I was last week I’m here now. Hush.

I’ve notes from the school to start, as usual. Coping With The Non-Modern World covered the importance of vaccinations. Those are important. We have them at the clinic. Whatever you might need, really. Sam Eagle Presents: Weird or Not Weird? had the eagle saying all parties here are weird.

Nothing from the dorms but a few notes from the town. The eagle probably thinks everything there, well, here, is weird as well.

Sairis was working at Liliana’s shop in a shirt from some of Anakin’s nonsense. Oh dear. Perhaps feed those to the chair? Remy was at Needful Things but I’m still not certain he works there with a sale on knives and Harley seemed pleased to see that he wasn’t dead.

Finally, it was a celebration of Duke’s birthday at Lucifer’s. Duke, Octavia, and Lucifer had dinner and then a discussion of various ways to celebrate and I don’t think we need to go into any more detail than that. Happy birthday, Duke.

That’s all I have from yesterday for today.

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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, June 2nd

2026-06-02T21:16:32Z

Posted by: afraid_of_marshmallows

What up, Fandom? It's me, ya girl, Arden Finch, interrupting my day of lounging on the beach, hanging at the beach, and other beach-related activities, to bring you all the best news about yesterday that the squirrels could dig up or make up.

School started with Try Not To Die heading to Thailand where they got to pick flowers and eat bugs and I'm glad I spend my Mondays on the beach. Using metal detectors in Various Beach Things sounds like a much better way to spend an hour. Though maybe Let's Eat getting to try a tasting menu in a fancy Brazilian restaurant wins out overall.

Dorms were quiet as usual, but people were bustling about in Town. Dr. Isley shelved stuff and checked on her plants at Pick Your Poison, Officer McGarrett had the troopers go for a run around the island at the Trooper Station, the nurses interrogated Professor James about his whereabouts at the Clinic, and Mr. Northman forbade Mr. Tiny from making his own gin at Devil's Nest.

That's it for notes and I'm burning daylight, so I'll leave you with this super wayback hit, Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. Huh, that guy kinda looks like Will Smith. Weird. Anyway, this is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off!

[I literally heard a teen say that the other week and instantly crumbled to dust]

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Fandom Radio- Monday, June 1

2026-06-01T22:58:19Z

Posted by: throughaphase

Good morning, everyone, and welcome to June! Somehow! I don't know, either.

Anyway, just one note today about Gregorith looking stuff up at the museum, because...

*chittering*

The squirrels were glitching? I've never been able to say "sounds fake but okay" seriously, so I guess thanks for that. Have a good day, guys, and here's hoping there's less glitching.

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Fandom Radio, Saturday, May 30

2026-05-30T15:43:56Z

Posted by: mustbeawitch

Good morning, everyone! It is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, here to bring you all of yesterday's news the squirrels saw fit to report. So I shouldn't expect too much, if I were you.

Let's see...at the school, Let's Play Tourists visited Paris, Arts & Crafts & Dungeons & Dragons talked about the figurines they painted last week, and Paintball allowed the combatants the use of their supernatural powers. Congratulations to Dean Skywalker, who was the week's victor!

And speaking of Dean Skywalker, in the town, he joined Miss Skywalker in cleaning up at her warehouse. The lack of cleaning staff remains the most disappointing thing about this century. Ah, well. Until next week, dear listeners!

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Fandom Radio, May 29, 2026

2026-05-29T01:40:18Z

Posted by: heroic_jawline

Good morning, everyone, it's Steve Rogers with the news of yesterday.

In classes, Constantine led his class through the part denial plays in the grieving process, Liliana discussed the Elder Dragon War

In town, Steven stopped learning about frogs long enough to have lunch with Watts, and Octavia came in for Duke's diner shift for lunch and rehashing Constantine's class. Jesse went over to Bucky's place, and the conversation didn't go the way most that begin with "we should talk" generally do, so...good job there, Buck. Finally, Steph was definitely not playing Angry Birds.

That feels suspiciously specific, but I'm not going to ask. Have a great weekend!

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WTFH - Fandom Radio [Thurs, May 28th]

2026-05-28T10:56:51Z

Posted by: wrongkindofsith

It's another Thursday, so let's discover more reasons to stay inside on a Wednesday.

In terms of School news, Anakin was Shenaniganing again in the park, where all the voluntolds gathered for terrible shirts, obnoxious flirting, and musical chairs with balloons full of 'stuff'. Some people avoided getting covered in stuff, but let's be real, there were no winners here.

Otherwise, nothing happened in the Dorms, while in Town, the Devil's Nest was 'citrusy fresh'.

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Fandom Radio, Saturday, May 23

2026-05-23T16:50:16Z

Posted by: mustbeawitch

Good morning, everyone! I'm thrilled to report I've finally more than one note to report on!

Yes, school is back in session, and Arts & Crafts & Dungeons & Dragons held their first meeting of the term, where they did the customary introductions and some painting. I've still nothing from the dormitory, but in the town, there was a porg--not our intern, I must stress--in the Trooper Station, and Detective Watts was joined by Mr. Grant for luncheon. Miss Skywalker, Mr. Blackwood, and Mr. Boston had supper at Dean and Mrs. Skywalker's house, and at The Devil's Nest, Mr. Morningstar was in a state because of people eating at the piano.

And with that, dear listeners, I have run out of notes, so I shall see you next week! Enjoy your American holiday!

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Fandom Radio, May 22, 2026

2026-05-22T02:37:21Z

Posted by: heroic_jawline

Good morning, everyone, it's Steve Rogers with the news of yesterday.

Workshops are back on, so Liliana has a new class called Song of Dominia, which is not, as I thought, a workshop about singing. She gave a brief history of how Dominaria became her Multiverse’s nexus and how Nicol Bolas manipulated a dragon-slaying kingdom into destroying itself so he could seize power. Stark had Movies and Snacks introduce themselves and watch the first Space Battles, and I've been married to Tony long enough to ask if first means the prequels or the originals, which are now in the middle.

*chittering*

You were too busy eating snacks. And Constantine started his workshop on the stages of grief. I have a feeling I'm going to get some whiplash reporting on the Thursdays.

In town, Steph was wondering why the game shop now had entirely too many index cards.

And that's everything for yesterday! Have a great weekend.

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WTFH - Fandom Radio [Thurs, May 21st]

2026-05-21T13:07:43Z

Posted by: wrongkindofsith

*chittering*

Yes, I stayed inside yesterday, I'm not foolish, unlike a sadly high number of you, it seems.

Up at the School, or rather, down by Serenity Cove, Anakin was inflicting more Summer Shenanigans on people. It was the disgusting, greasy pole again. Which is why I stay indoors on Wednesdays this time of year. Onlookers mingled, while the voluntolds contemplated their fates, which included both ridiculous flirting, as well as Henry and Flint explaining things to Sairis. As much as Anakin can be explained. Then they all attempted to run across the greasy pole, and while Vi finished first, I don't really think anyone was a winner there.

Except maybe Arden, who hid out in the Library, and avoided all this.

The Dorms were quiet, again, as was Town apart from Anakin's nonsense.

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Fandom Radio, Wednesday 5/20

2026-05-20T16:03:18Z

Posted by: stykera

Good morning, it’s Wednesday and it’s summer so please avoid Anakin if at all possible. Stay indoors. It’s better that way.

*chittering*

Yes, I might stay here all day. Just in case. So let me have the news from yesterday so I’ve something to talk about for a few minutes at least.

Classes have begun again at the school. To start the day there was Book Club which was held at the bakery with snacks and possibly no books at all. Yennefer was back to teach Coping with the Non-Modern World though she seemed perhaps a bit surprised about it? And then there was Sam Eagle with Sam Eagle Presents: Weird or Not Weird? and he tried to make his students explain that they were not weird. All right.

Nothing from the dorms but a couple from the town. Sairis was in Liliana’s shop being suspicious of the chair. Fair. Do we know that the chair did not eat Dean?

And finally, at Caritas, everything was lemons. Not literally. I think. Just a lot of lemon drinks. I think.

Stay away from the park!

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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, May 19th

2026-05-19T09:01:03Z

Posted by: afraid_of_marshmallows

What up, island? It's me, ya girl Arden Finch welcoming you back for the first summer session. School started off with Try Not To Die, which went to Madagascar to run through a bunch of obstacles, with a congratulations to Rey for winning! Next up was Various Beach Things where we got to lounge on the beach to our heart's content. Loved it. And lastly Let's Eat! went to a ramen restaurant, much to Mr. Amicitia's excitement.

Then--

*noise makers, vuvuzelas, and recorded cheering*

Ah. From all the excitement, looks like we've got a note from the Dorms! I now have confetti in my hair and the porg is doing cartwheels. Sairis was cooking eggs in the second floor common room, which drew a curious Henry and Mutt.

Over to Town, Caleb was blessed by a cat on his shoulder all morning at Furnado. Remy - hi, Remy! - was people-watching at the Perk, and Professor Vess was working on her notes for her first class during her shift at the Infinite Consortium.

And that's all we got for the first day of classes. So this is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off and leaving you with Tamagotchi, by TIMMS. Bye y'all!

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Fandom Radio- Monday, May 18

2026-05-18T18:03:26Z

Posted by: throughaphase

Good morning everyone, and welcome to a new semester. And weirdly the squirrels still seem to be striking, or are at least extremely lazy on Sundays.

At the museum, Gregorith was apparently pondering raccoons, and Rey dealt with surprise candy everywhere at Stark's, and I'm going to ask that you keep that there.

And that's it, and I'm off to deal with a class that I don't have to write a weird syllabus for.

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Fandom Radio - Sunday (5/17)

2026-05-17T18:26:06Z

Posted by: imafuturist

Well now, look at that! Actual notes for me.

Yesterday was the Welcome Picnic for the school! Oh, I really need to get out of the lab this week. Yennefer is back as confirmed by her conversation with Rey and Steve. Ilya--oh, that's a new name--met Steve. I'll have to ask him about it since the squirrels were apparently distracted by the meta? Anyway. Henry and Flint caught up while commenting on the amount of food provided for the picnic. Rey and Henry also caught up, but the topic was more on the subject of smithing. Lydia and Rey discussed her dress and the holidays they'd had since the last Supper Club.

But that appears to be all there is. Or the squirrels were distracted. Could be one or the other.

Hopefully everyone is prepared for the summer session starting tomorrow. Ciao!

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Fandom Radio, Saturday, May 16

2026-05-16T18:29:21Z

Posted by: mustbeawitch

Good morning, dear listeners! It is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, here to bring you all the news the squirrels saw fit to scribble down this week. Based on the last few weeks and the few sticky notes I see before me, I shan't lie to you, I haven't much hope, but it's perhaps all for the best as I've the picnic to be getting to. Let's see...we shall once again be reporting solely from the town, where Miss Skywalker meditated at her warehouse and at the Devil's Nest, Mr. Morningstar reminisced upon radio broadcasts past and Miss Blake wished to know why. Why not, I say. Until next week, dear listeners! I shall see you at the picnic!

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Fandom Radio, Friday, May 15, 2026

2026-05-15T01:38:51Z

Posted by: heroic_jawline

*chittering*

Well, I apologize, Leroy. I was off-island fighting a small invasion and I didn't make it back in time for radio last week. The good news is that giant radioactive weasels aren't inbound.

*chittering*

No, I don't think they were interested in dating squirrels.

*chittering*

Even those with steady work. Sorry. Can I have the notes, please?

*chittering*

Note. I apologize. Steven was very glad of the Watts-shaped distraction from odd sales calls at the museum.

See you all at the picnic!

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Call for Broadcasters!

2026-05-15T00:59:50Z

Posted by: heroic_jawline

The tags tell me this is the 60th time we've asked for broadcasters, so thanks for nothing, tags

We need seven men/women/talking cats/intern porgs with a translator to join us for the Spring to deliver us the linkdrops from the previous day! Bonus points are given for style, substance, and starting weird fake wars with imaginary wildlife.

Please sign up below either as a regular broadcaster or a backup (and let me know if you can continue with the trend of self-squirreling)! If you are a returning radio person, let me know if your current day works or if you'd prefer a new one. The new schedule will begin this coming Sunday, May 17th!

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WTFH - Fandom Radio [Thurs, May 14th]

2026-05-14T11:35:55Z

Posted by: wrongkindofsith

I see, it's another one post-it note day.

In this case it means it was quiet at the School and in the Dorms while in Town, Octavia was ignoring 'Big Beer' at the Devil's Nest, but given this was written b a squirrel that could mean anything.

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Fandom Radio, Wednesday 5/13

2026-05-13T15:10:23Z

Posted by: stykera

You were where? I've never heard of Dollywood.

Right. The squirrels went to a theme park yesterday it seems. That may explain the lack of notes here or perhaps everyone is off enjoying some quiet time away from squirrelly eyes. Or there have been some massive rum bribes.

So, the note was from the town where Kitty was at Caritas where Tino inexplicably was using a computer at the bar.

*chittering*

No I didn't know he did either. That's all for yesterday. Enjoy your today?

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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, May 12th

2026-05-12T18:20:53Z

Posted by: afraid_of_marshmallows

Y'all are so lucky that everyone just thinks this is another Dollywood attraction, just soooo lucky. This is one note! Just one note! Why would you even come this whole way for just one--

*chittering*

--Because you wanna go to Dollywood? *long pause* I hate that I can't argue with that. Fine. Give me the note and lets get this over with.

Hey there, island. It's me, ya girl, Arden Finch, pulled out of line for the roller coaster to read this one (1) singular note to you all.

Yesterday at the Infinite Consortium, Professor Vess fed her ambush chair a haunted dollhouse.

*another long pause*

That sentence was a roller coaster ride from start to finish and, if you'll excuse me, that's exactly what I'd like to get back to. My very literal roller coaster ride.

Bye, island! And in honor of my trip, enjoy some Dolly with your day, Jolene

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