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fandom_radio2016-07-18 07:56 am
uncertain_dume) wrote in fandom_radio2016-07-18 07:56 am
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Fandom Radio, Monday, July 18th
*The broadcast starts with sounds of a scuffle, with manic squirrel chittering and some vaguely feline sort of yowling.*
Mrrrr-eat you! What's so terrible about... Wait. I don't eat squirrels. Wait. Where the hell are my pants? You didn't lure me all the way here without pants, did you?
*Sheepish chittering*
Well, I hardly could have read the broadcast as a tooka! What were you thinking?
*Chittering*
Well, if you thought I was going to turn back, you could have brought me pants. No, nevermind. Cecil, if you're listening to this, can you please for the sake of avoiding some kind of incident bring me some clothes? I can't afford bail if I try to run from here. And YOU... give me those damn notes. Might as well get this over with.
Over at the school, not much was going on. Face was there, working the library in spite of the fact that he had hooves. The squirrels applaud your dedication, Face. The dorms were quiet, presumably because nobody could get into their rooms without thumbs. Which mostly just leaves me wondering how I got in here, honestly. And how the squirrels do. Are there secret squirrel tunnels? Do you guys attack the doorway eight at a time?
In the hedge maze park, there was a final throwdown between Discord and some heroic ponies. People. Pony-people-adventurers. I didn't realize there was a hedge maze in the park. Probably because I was a karking Loth-cat. Anders and Cassandra tried to get into the maze after meeting up with one another as ponies. Apparently this involved Cassandra trying to eat a hedge. I don't know who this person is, but I think I would have liked to see that. Anyway, Anders resorted to a more direct path in, by throwing fireballs at it.
Hey, effective. You have to appreciate that.
Apparently they didn't make it to the middle of the maze first, though. That honor was reserved for Steve, Tony-the-Iron-Pony, Merrill, Roscoe, Didi, and Kenzi, all armed with various random objects including warm blankets and bananas. Which somehow led to them defeating Discord with rainbows? A rainbow explosion? I'm going to admit that I have no idea what's been going on this past week, because I've been a bit busy being a cat. But the notes say there's a new statue in the park now, so check that out if you want to, I don't know, gloat, I guess.
Some time after all that, Jono got home after a Portalocity trip gone horribly wrong. He was greeted by Hannibal, no longer a pony - somebody is really going to need to tell me what I missed as a Loth-cat - and they talked about a frog. Or something.
And with that, I'm done with the notes.
Send pants.
Mrrrr-eat you! What's so terrible about... Wait. I don't eat squirrels. Wait. Where the hell are my pants? You didn't lure me all the way here without pants, did you?
*Sheepish chittering*
Well, I hardly could have read the broadcast as a tooka! What were you thinking?
*Chittering*
Well, if you thought I was going to turn back, you could have brought me pants. No, nevermind. Cecil, if you're listening to this, can you please for the sake of avoiding some kind of incident bring me some clothes? I can't afford bail if I try to run from here. And YOU... give me those damn notes. Might as well get this over with.
Over at the school, not much was going on. Face was there, working the library in spite of the fact that he had hooves. The squirrels applaud your dedication, Face. The dorms were quiet, presumably because nobody could get into their rooms without thumbs. Which mostly just leaves me wondering how I got in here, honestly. And how the squirrels do. Are there secret squirrel tunnels? Do you guys attack the doorway eight at a time?
In the hedge maze park, there was a final throwdown between Discord and some heroic ponies. People. Pony-people-adventurers. I didn't realize there was a hedge maze in the park. Probably because I was a karking Loth-cat. Anders and Cassandra tried to get into the maze after meeting up with one another as ponies. Apparently this involved Cassandra trying to eat a hedge. I don't know who this person is, but I think I would have liked to see that. Anyway, Anders resorted to a more direct path in, by throwing fireballs at it.
Hey, effective. You have to appreciate that.
Apparently they didn't make it to the middle of the maze first, though. That honor was reserved for Steve, Tony-the-Iron-Pony, Merrill, Roscoe, Didi, and Kenzi, all armed with various random objects including warm blankets and bananas. Which somehow led to them defeating Discord with rainbows? A rainbow explosion? I'm going to admit that I have no idea what's been going on this past week, because I've been a bit busy being a cat. But the notes say there's a new statue in the park now, so check that out if you want to, I don't know, gloat, I guess.
Some time after all that, Jono got home after a Portalocity trip gone horribly wrong. He was greeted by Hannibal, no longer a pony - somebody is really going to need to tell me what I missed as a Loth-cat - and they talked about a frog. Or something.
And with that, I'm done with the notes.
Send pants.