2024-06-14

Fandom Radio: Friday, June 14th, 2024.

I really should have sicced my dog on you [BEEEEEEEP]s. What do you mean, it's my 'turn'?

*chittering*

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm 'out' exactly as much as I want to be. Barely at all and mostly just for comedic effect.

*more chittering*

....yeah, whatever. Just give me those notes.

At the School--

*protesting chittering*

...no. I've never done an intro to these before, I'm definitely not starting now. Do you want me to read these notes? Or do you want me to [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] instead?

*silence*

That's what I thought. Anyway, at the School, Booze Tasting and Drinking Games, which is definitely fun for the whole family, had to guess shots and drunk dial, which is annoying even at normal drinking times, but especially at First Period O'Clock in the morning. The squirrels apparently want to shout out to Navaan specifically for her exceptionally thorough work in being the most obnoxious person on the island yesterday morning.

*chittering*

Why would I be jealous I didn't get one? I don't even know who this person is, and you're a squirrel who still hasn't gotten over a woman who's been rejecting you for over half a decade now. But, yeah, no, I'm sure she'll come around finally real soon, Leroy....

Anyway, Philosophies of Mana talked about red mana which is all about following your heart and is the antithesis of white and blue, and then they talked about what a red society would be like and played with red mana, and this class sounds like way too much actual work for a class at this school.

Arts & Crafts for Beginners, which is much more the speed we're used to around here, made rainbow wreaths and Arts & Crafts but with Metal made rainbow metal, because it's June, so everything's got to be [BEEP]ing rainbow now.

Coffee Class cooked with coffee, and Cultural Appreciation took Swan Lake way too literally.

Belle took care of some damaged books at the library, and a gremlin stole Liliana's food during her office hours. Luckily, Ignis came by with some lunch, but it looks like all he really fed was her ego.

*squirrelly gasp*

What? You think just because you crossed something out poorly that I wouldn't still be able to read it? I'm a detective. Of course I'm going to figure it out.

Okay, moving on, the Dorms, yeah, no, not reading that one, there's nothing on it except that there's nothing to read, so I guess that means we've got the Town...

On the beach this morning, you'd think a few firefighters would be able to handle the heat a little better without complaining about it, but apparenty, you'd be wrong with Buck and Eddie.

*chittering*

The humidity? *scoff* A likely story. Anyway, they did find a guy passed out on the beach, and apparently, if Buck and Eddie had a nickle for every time they randomly found a passed out guy on the beach, they'd have about three nickles, which isn't a lot, but....you know how the rest goes. Anyway, welcome to the island, I guess, Flint, enjoy it not being Florida or the 18th century anymore.

Later in the day, on probably a different part of the beach, we're an island, we got beaches everywhere, Arden fed Cal some of her spicy meat, and good for you, kids. Hope you used protection. Enjoy finding sand in places you didn't even know sand could get to for the next few days.

Steven got flowers from his....I not saying that word...no, I'm obviously not homophobic, I'm just not 90 years old...at the Museum, and Nell stopped in to catch up with him and talk about her relationship with the big muscly guy who's allergic to shirts.

I will say this, though, they are significantly less annoying in my yoga class this year, so that's a small blessing.

Sabine had a boring day at Wellspring Arms where she mostly just drew stuff, Liz had a boring day at the Photo Hut but mostly did computer work. Eleanor had a boring day at Plant Parenthood, only with plants, and Boc at least made a cool thing at Pixie Dust, but still boring. Annie was late for work at the Devil's Nest, because...ugh, kids. Which are, of course, boring. Other people's kids are the most boring thing in the entire world, possibly.

Other than these notes.

Which are thankfully over now.

I'm taking this bottle.

**CLICK**