Fandom Radio, Monday January 28th

[myownface]

Fandom! Good morning! This is Sparkle. Which you probably knew by now if you've been listening to the radio on Mondays, hi. I am here to drink the squirrels' rum and read the squirrels' news, but mostly that first one, let's be real.

*Chittering*

Love you guys. Gimme notes, I wanna gossip.

Okay, so at the school, Lana was doing research about bowling in the library. And, I mean, that's great, but the important question is whether she was researching ten-pin, or real bowling.

I am a Canadian with a five-pin bias and I'm not even a little bit ashamed.

In town, Summer unleashed a puppy stampede to hoover up stray kibble at Furnado, and I think that is the single most practical use for puppies I have ever heard. Kanan had had one of those mornings before his Luke's shift, which led to telling Summer the saga of the bathroom gremlin - oh god my personal nightmare - and Jack being disappointed that he didn't keep the body. Because there wasn't one. I mean, I'm just saying, if ever there was just cause to murder a goddamn gremlin...

Ahem.

Kathy had so many taxes to file at Dite's yesterday, so understandably she was thrilled to get a customer in the form of Hernando, who came in asking for... glittery...

Oooh.

Oh hi.

...

*Chittering!*

Oh! Uh, right. The squirrels insist I read this disclaimer about how Dite's values the privacy of their customers and that this note was delivered to me upon special request by my absolutely shameless boyfriend. The proprietor of Dite's would like Fandom's population to rest assured that she continues to stock only the finest in squirrel-bribe rum, so that your shopping experience can be conducted with total peace of mind.

The squirrels neglected to mention that all bets are off once you're in your own bedrooms, so be wary of that and ready your bribes, all you sexy people.

Anyway, Kathy also got a visit by Eddie, for a visit, presumably, not necessarily for glittery sex toys, but they did have a chat about Kathy's tendency to call everybody by Mr. or Mrs. or whatever. I wonder if there's there, like, a gender neutral form of that?

*Pause* Google to the rescue. I guess it's like, Mx. or Ind. for, like, paperwork. Noooo clue how that'd translate to talking out loud.

ANYWAY. At Caritas, Atton Did Not Want To Know about the zombies' shiny new DNA testing kit. He did some texting with Sia, presumably about pee sticks, and this is the hard news, people. This right here. Jack came in to chat Atton up, and she and Beau talked about the Drunk and Bored club at Miguel's pla-- MIGUEL WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME, JERK? I'm bored, like, all the time. God. And Beau and Jack talked about people to invite and I can't help but notice I wasn't on that list, Jack. Jack. Jaaaack. Jack. We're starting our own club. You're buying drinks.

And that's all the notes! So I'm going to just be here embracing the 'day-drinking with squirrels' club I just started, and none of you suckers are invited. Sparkle out.

Fandom Radio- Tuesday, January 29

[gobrookeyourself]

Good morning, friends! This is Brooke here on a brisk winter morning, and as a reminder you can always come in to Clothes Over Bros for all your cozy warm needs! I will post someday I swear.

So. News. At school, Acting was taught by "Betsy Ross," and students got to act out being historical figures. Adulting went grocery shopping, Hubris talked about whatever divination is, and Civil Disobedience went over things they can protest. Over in the library, Tip was watching the books act out a book murder. I'd say that's dark for a Monday, but that's Monday for you.

Hey, the dorms did stuff! They had a tarot party, which is a new one. Was there at least booze?

*chittering*

Okay I have no idea what you said but I know it was judgey. There was a tone. Norman and Sabine decided the other is worthy of inviting to their parties, and Norman also caught up with Keyleth, who was at her first high school party. Prompto and Sabine caught up about how he's taking care of a dog now, Trevor and Keyleth ended up in a religious discussion. Which is supposed to be a social no-no, but it's 2019 here and who cares at this point. Sabine got to tell Trevor about how people were tiny the other weekend, and she and Keyleth worried whether the food service workers on the island were all right. Sabine checked in with Mae, who talked herself into throwing a campout for s'mores, and Mae and Trevor argued over who's a poser before deciding to try and steal food. I mean, they'd probably just put leftovers in the common room. Norman marveled at Tip that he had more party experience than many of the people there, and Vette glomped Sidon, which the squirrels called adorable. Vette also caught up with Mae and told her how she doesn't actually swim, even if she's dating a fishperson. Look. Sometimes couples just have different interests, it's fine. Astrid found Jughead hanging out, and then she did her tarot readings for Norman, Trevor, Mae, Lana and Tip.

And in town, if you were looking to get that bread today, you should've visited Beau at the gym, because there was a lot of it! Shut up, that was hilarious and topical. Dante was at the Perk for a drink he can't get at home and got to catch up with Peebee, and Rosa was dealing with the reorganization of the desks at the trooper station. Summer and Apu were dealing with a situation, Movie class watched something with puppets, and Karolina was celebrating her birthday before Beau came over. Aww, happy birthday! Everyone be nice to Karolina.

That's all I've got. Till next week, look out for rogue squishies.