Fandom Radio, Monday, June 23

[likethegun]

Dean: Good evening Fandom. It's Dean and Sammy Winchester -- who is neither dead nor evil -- bringing you all the news that is fit for squirrels.

Sam: If people besides you and Dad start calling me Sammy, I'm blaming you.

Dean: Just tell them we're the only ones allowed to call you that.

Sam: Of course, if you wanted to stop too, I wouldn't mind.

Dean: Nope.

Sam: That's it? Just nope?

Dean: Yep.

Sam: You're really impossible sometimes, you know that?

( Despite the banter, they're being clingy, really. )

Fandom Radio, Tuesday, June 24th

[raspberryturk]

Jenny: --And one more thing, what the bloody [DEAD AIR] happened to your hair?

Reno: S' the new style, yo. Two feet of ponytail had to go, at the behest of the [DEAD AIR] Vice-[DEAD AIR] Principal and his flaming- Oh, [DEAD AIR], are we on the air already?

Jenny: At least before you could see where you were going with the whole postmodern hairstyle and whatnot. Now it's just...tragic. Oh, [DEAD AIR] me, we are. Hello, Fandom, and welcome to another week of Booze and News with Jenny and Reno, now with even more tragic hair.

Reno: It ain't that tragic, is it? I mean... hair grows? ... Took me, uh, six years to grow it to where it was. But hair grows! ... Right?

Jenny: I've heard rumors of a koala or something that lives in the woods, and when it bites you your hair grows. Wanna go look for it after the show?

Reno: ... The hell's a koala?

Jenny: They live in trees and they're cute, but they're from Australia so they can probably kill you six ways.

Reno: ... Was my ponytail worth dyin' for? It's a tough call, yo.

Jenny: You look like a [DEAD AIR]. But it's your call.

Reno: .... I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that, and I'm gonna pick up the notes, and I'm gonna read 'em, yo.

Jenny: You do that.

Reno: I will.

( The News! )