Fandom Radio, Sunday, January 27th, 2007

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Hello, Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom Radio, telling you all to never ever watch Peter Parker dance. Ever. No matter how fabulous it is. It does crazy things.

( I'm choosing not to be witty for this cut. Really )

Well, I'm just going to assume that I'm not in immediate danger and I won't be killed on the way home. I was afraid I'd have to spend the night here again. That's no fun. Some of the squirrels snore. See ya!

Fandom Radio :: Monday, January 28th.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Jeff: Hello, Fandom! My girlfriend was a lesbian for a day!

Turtle: No, she wasn't.

Jeff: You kissed Hoshi.

Turtle: Hoshi kissed me. I don't kiss anyone except you, and I am not a lesbian; we proved this earlier, remember?

Jeff: Well, you're not a lesbian now...

Turtle: Nor was I ever. Can we please stop talking about my nonexistant lesbianism and get to our jobs here, Jeff?

( The following broadcast contains a 0.0% chance of girlkissy. )

Turtle: And that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes today's broadcast notes. Thank you for listening, and, for the record, I am still not a lesbian.

Jeff: *snickering* She really isn't!

Turtle: *practically audible blushing* Oh, shut up, you.

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