Hello Fandom! Willow Rosenberg here, reporting for WTFH radio where this week the W stands for "Wheeee! Everybody's Irish!" The T may possibly stand for "There's no snakes, either." except, well, you'll see when I get to the rest of the news.
Anyway, I'm wearing green, my hair's already red, and the squirrels have these teeny-tiny green hats with shamrocks on which are so adorable I may explode. If you hear a loud yet wet popping sound over your speakers, you'll know what happened to me.
Now we Erin Go on to the news! In a Bragh sort of fashion. As one does.School: Where neither Paddy nor anyone else is at work today
And they don't even have brick barrels to excuse them! People are slacking
with their school dedication I tell you, slacking!Dorms: Same old Shillelagh, different day
gets a delivery from Fandom's own Moist the Post Office Guy - which I believe is his official title - and it's a letter from the Academy! The line for making your Oscar-related jokes starts right here, people. Take a number. Cam makes a phone call
, presumably about said letter, and then he tells Kawalsky that he got in
. To the Academy, I assume. Not the phone. I also assume we're talking about Cam still and... yep! Sure enough, because later Cam shows his acceptance letter to Sam who is unrelated to Dean
Sam who is
related to Dean decided to spam the whole frikkin' school, apparently
. Which Dean
is not best pleased with, and who can blame him? Computers and email are not to be toyed around with, Sam! Do not make me come after you with a forced lesson on checking the Urban Legends Reference pages before you forward things around, Samuel Ulysses Winchester! I don't care if that's not actually your full name, you have so
earned full name status at the moment!
Anyway, if you're wondering why the Fandom High servers were on the slow side today - if they were at all - you can blame fallout from Sam's email since Jaye
gets into the email act, as do Zero
. Meanwhile, in the freaky world of face to face communication, Dean tells Alec about Sam's email
gets a phone call. Very possibly about the email since there were few other topics of conversation to choose from today.
Sure, you could buck this tradition like Cally
did but suffice it to say that while I wholeheartedly support everyone's safe and consentual sexual preferences, really Cally once you've gone all gay now there's no going back. I don't care what you've found in your bed, or if it was in a box at the time. Sorry, but that's how it goes.
Speaking of gay now, Wyatt and Anders
watch a movie together. Was it that one that tells you all about how cigarette companies are evil? Because I can think of someone who totally needs to watch that and his name rhymes with Flanders. John Connor
has a productive Saturday and gets some cleaning done. Chad
inspires wall banging and passive-agressive looks at ceilings as he plays his music way too loudly. Dawn
is in the gym this morning. By which I mean the girl from Sunnydale, not the actual sun rising inside of our school. Though let's face it, that second one is entirely possible. Mr. Dean and Sam's Daddy
stops by to assess her abilities to stop bad guys in their tracks. Considering her ancestry, I have confidence that this won't be a problem.
Up on the second floor Zero
throws a St. Patrick's day party. She tells Peter who is a Parker
what her leprechaun name is, and said Peter is happy he's already Irish. He is? I have officially learned something new today. Now if only I could be graded for it.Kawalsky
comes for the free food and stays for the near-death experience of nearly insulting Zero's hair. Kawalsky and Peter who's already Irish
chat about the wearing o' the green, possibly while using better brogues than I just managed, and then Kawalsky tells the most wonderful boyfriend in all the land
about how not wearing green today means you get punched. Oh sweetie! I should've warned you about that. Keep a sharp eye out for wet sponges too. They'll be thrown at you. Try to duck.Near Fandom Town in the County Down
Hikaru opens up Sparky Repairs
and is all alone and lonesome in an all alone fashion until Setsuna stops by. Aeryn
is still locked up in the Trooper Station and while I don't know the details or specifics I still feel confident in saying that while she's there she's probably made several people her bitch.
The Post Office
is open, which is a detail I spoiled you for earlier with Cam and his news, but what you didn't know is that Sokka
both stopped by for jobs. Were they successful? Did they look snazzy in their uniforms? You'll have to tune in to another radio report to find out because I don't have any notes here that say one way or the other. Maybe Moist still needs to do a reference check.
Over in the church? Snakes
. John Connor decides he's tired of these mother-frikkin' snakes in this mother-frikkin' church
and does his best to drive the snakes out. Sanctity
is open, and Stark stops by. Somebody named Millie
shows up in town and gets welcomed by Leo. Leo very possibly questions her about whether or not she embodies an ideal of modernness in a thorough fashion. Leo opens The Photo Hut
and Turtle & Canary
, one stop shopping for your BFF needs, is also open today, as is Dance, Dance, Where Ever You May Be, So Long As It Ain't Here 'Cause Nobody's Dancing At This Place, Lord Of It Or Otherwise
In spite of such anti-boogie-downing sentiment, Mel, Dawn, Xander, and I
head out to the Preserve to do things involving dancing and Mexican food. Which might sound like a strange St. Patrick's day tradition, but it works for us.
And the clinic is quiet both day
That's all the news I've got! Enjoy the rest of your St. Patrick's day! Have soda bread, drink things that are green even if they shouldn't be, and remember that it's best to throw wet sponges at people in an overhand fashion if you want to have good aim.
So I hear.