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Xander: Hi, Fandom. This is Xander Harris. Which you know unless you're a newbie. Hi, newbies.

Willow: And this is Willow Rosenberg, giving the traditional newbie greeting that the nearby box is not actually talking to you, but projecting the sound of our voices from a distance. As some of you newbies tend to be from an earlier time, it's always useful to mention this.

Xander: Unless the nearby box is a toaster. Then it might actually be talking.

Willow: Or the bread you put into it became sentient, in which case it's not the toaster talking so much as it is the bread going "OW OW OW HOT OW!"

Xander: Sometimes you're callous and strange.

Willow: I'm not saying I don't feel for the bread. But sometimes butter and jelly needs a home.

Xander: Absolutely. The bread's just fulfilling its buttery *fingerwiggle* destiny.

Willow: As must we, by reporting the news. By which I mean we fulfill our reporting destiny, not that we're confined into small metal boxes with hot coils on either side of us until we're thrown into the air once we're properly crunchy. Mmmm, crunchy news )
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Xander: Hi, Fandom. This is Xander Harris. Which you know unless you're a newbie. Hi, newbies.

Willow: And this is Willow Rosenberg, giving the traditional newbie greeting that the nearby box is not actually talking to you, but projecting the sound of our voices from a distance. As some of you newbies tend to be from an earlier time, it's always useful to mention this.

Xander: Unless the nearby box is a toaster. Then it might actually be talking.

Willow: Or the bread you put into it became sentient, in which case it's not the toaster talking so much as it is the bread going "OW OW OW HOT OW!"

Xander: Sometimes you're callous and strange.

Willow: I'm not saying I don't feel for the bread. But sometimes butter and jelly needs a home.

Xander: Absolutely. The bread's just fulfilling its buttery *fingerwiggle* destiny.

Willow: As must we, by reporting the news. By which I mean we fulfill our reporting destiny, not that we're confined into small metal boxes with hot coils on either side of us until we're thrown into the air once we're properly crunchy. Mmmm, crunchy news )
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Willow: Hello Fandom. Welcome to this, a very sad and woeful edition of WTFH radio.

Xander: What's with the woe? It's not our last broadcast.

Willow: School is over! We did classes, and finals, and - and - *loud sound of a nose being blown*

Xander: You're cute when you're cutely insane.

Willow: Am I cute to the point of getting a grade?

Xander: ...Yes. You get an A+ in cute. With extra credit for the insanity.

Willow: So more like an A++?

Xander: 5.2 on 4.0 scale. Or possibly the Richter Scale.

Willow: Yay! Then we can go on with the news! Of a pre-graduation nature. )
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Willow: Hello Fandom. Welcome to this, a very sad and woeful edition of WTFH radio.

Xander: What's with the woe? It's not our last broadcast.

Willow: School is over! We did classes, and finals, and - and - *loud sound of a nose being blown*

Xander: You're cute when you're cutely insane.

Willow: Am I cute to the point of getting a grade?

Xander: ...Yes. You get an A+ in cute. With extra credit for the insanity.

Willow: So more like an A++?

Xander: 5.2 on 4.0 scale. Or possibly the Richter Scale.

Willow: Yay! Then we can go on with the news! Of a pre-graduation nature. )
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Willow: Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg who, as far as you know, is just in from prom and will be getting back to said prom immediately because she has found said prom to be very snuggly - um, I mean dancey and fun. So tonight's news shall be quick and pithy! Except for how there's a ton of it, but you get what I mean.

Xander: What she said. About the quick. I'll get back to you on the pithy once I've looked it up and verified that it means what I think it means.

Willow: I'll email you the meaning later. In the meanwhile News! LOTS AND LOTS OF IT! )
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Willow: Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg who, as far as you know, is just in from prom and will be getting back to said prom immediately because she has found said prom to be very snuggly - um, I mean dancey and fun. So tonight's news shall be quick and pithy! Except for how there's a ton of it, but you get what I mean.

Xander: What she said. About the quick. I'll get back to you on the pithy once I've looked it up and verified that it means what I think it means.

Willow: I'll email you the meaning later. In the meanwhile News! LOTS AND LOTS OF IT! )
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Xander: Hey, Fandom, it's the Xander and Willow show, coming to you live from a secret undisclosed location that you've never heard of before that just happens to have lots of squirrels and rum in it.

Willow: Disneyworld?

Xander: Exactly. Could you stop spinning the teacup please? I had too many cupcakes; Xander go blerky.

Willow: It's just wrong for teacups to have badness associated with them. It throws off the balance of things.

Xander: Could be worse; could be stuck on the Small World ride and then we have Xander go berserky.

Willow: And the reason you hate me enough to put that song into my head is...?

Xander: Misery loves company?

Willow: Okay, fair point. Though hopefully you'll understand as I now change the topic towards news. Which will not have singing about worlds of any size. )
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Xander: Hey, Fandom, it's the Xander and Willow show, coming to you live from a secret undisclosed location that you've never heard of before that just happens to have lots of squirrels and rum in it.

Willow: Disneyworld?

Xander: Exactly. Could you stop spinning the teacup please? I had too many cupcakes; Xander go blerky.

Willow: It's just wrong for teacups to have badness associated with them. It throws off the balance of things.

Xander: Could be worse; could be stuck on the Small World ride and then we have Xander go berserky.

Willow: And the reason you hate me enough to put that song into my head is...?

Xander: Misery loves company?

Willow: Okay, fair point. Though hopefully you'll understand as I now change the topic towards news. Which will not have singing about worlds of any size. )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Willow: Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, reporting to you with all my parts in the appropriate places.

Xander: Is there some reason they wouldn't be?

Willow: Are we going for something other than 'We live in Fandom'?

Xander: Yeah, good point. Parts do seem to migrate a lot around here. Some people's parts, anyway.

Willow: This is what I'm saying. Ergo, I am happy to be me. As me. All of me. With no spare me-ness.

Xander: Or spare -- hey, that rhymes.

Willow: ...what does?

{Long pause}

Xander: Booze, which the squirrels are toasting us with. It rhymes with news.

Willow: Oh! Well then let us choose to cruise through the news!

Though you must click to peruse! )
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Willow: Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, reporting to you with all my parts in the appropriate places.

Xander: Is there some reason they wouldn't be?

Willow: Are we going for something other than 'We live in Fandom'?

Xander: Yeah, good point. Parts do seem to migrate a lot around here. Some people's parts, anyway.

Willow: This is what I'm saying. Ergo, I am happy to be me. As me. All of me. With no spare me-ness.

Xander: Or spare -- hey, that rhymes.

Willow: ...what does?

{Long pause}

Xander: Booze, which the squirrels are toasting us with. It rhymes with news.

Willow: Oh! Well then let us choose to cruise through the news!

Though you must click to peruse! )
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Willow: Hi Fandom! It's Willow Rosenberg, reporting to you while no longer alone save for the squirrels. Welcome back, Xander! Yay!

Xander: Glad to be here. And not just 'cause it means I'm not home with a splitting headache where I used to have an eye.

Willow: Did you try ice?

Xander: With a little scotch to make sure it didn't melt too fast.

Willow: Wouldn't the scotch drip out and get everywhere? I mean sure, so would the ice eventually, but scotch can stain.

Xander: ...My couch is scotch-guarded.

Willow: Wow. That was remarkably efficient of you.

Xander: You've met my family, right?

Willow: When you're right you're right. Shall we news?

Xander: We shall news! While the squirrels rum.

Willow: Hopefully the furniture here is rum-guarded. Though I'd be very surprised if it wasn't.

In the meanwhile, news! )
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Willow: Hi Fandom! It's Willow Rosenberg, reporting to you while no longer alone save for the squirrels. Welcome back, Xander! Yay!

Xander: Glad to be here. And not just 'cause it means I'm not home with a splitting headache where I used to have an eye.

Willow: Did you try ice?

Xander: With a little scotch to make sure it didn't melt too fast.

Willow: Wouldn't the scotch drip out and get everywhere? I mean sure, so would the ice eventually, but scotch can stain.

Xander: ...My couch is scotch-guarded.

Willow: Wow. That was remarkably efficient of you.

Xander: You've met my family, right?

Willow: When you're right you're right. Shall we news?

Xander: We shall news! While the squirrels rum.

Willow: Hopefully the furniture here is rum-guarded. Though I'd be very surprised if it wasn't.

In the meanwhile, news! )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hi Fandom! Willow Rosenberg here, reporting all on my lonesome as my co-reporter and BFF is not feeling well tonight. Feel better, Xander! Eat lots of chicken soup! Unless the problem is that you've turned into a chicken, in which case I'm obviously not advocating cannibalism.

So time to kick it old-school with just me and the squirrels doing the news! Not that Willow did the news at her old school... )
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Hi Fandom! Willow Rosenberg here, reporting all on my lonesome as my co-reporter and BFF is not feeling well tonight. Feel better, Xander! Eat lots of chicken soup! Unless the problem is that you've turned into a chicken, in which case I'm obviously not advocating cannibalism.

So time to kick it old-school with just me and the squirrels doing the news! Not that Willow did the news at her old school... )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Willow: Hi Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, happy to be doing radio instead of being in the past where, while radio did exist, it was in no way the same.

Xander: And this is Xander Harris, what she said. Also, happy to have my co-host back, and not just because if she stayed in the past I'd have ended up doing radio with the Sockpuppet of Love. Uh, if I hadn't ended up in the past too.

Willow: We didn't even end up together! I didn't have you, Peter wasn't even born yet - I tell ya if it wasn't for Mel and the brothel the past would've totally sucked.

Xander: ...............

Willow: What?

Xander: You and Mel went to a brothel?

Willow: Pffft. Not went. Worked.

Xander: ...And Peter's okay with this?

Willow: Well we started talking about it and then we got distracted with Narnia and proclamations and there was official language and seals and - ahem. News now?

Xander: Yeah, we better. I'm still processing brothel. I don't think I wanna try to figure out what you did with the seals.

Willow: Only one seal! Not that I would've minded more, but you know me. Anyway! News of a Fandomish sort! )
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Willow: Hi Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, happy to be doing radio instead of being in the past where, while radio did exist, it was in no way the same.

Xander: And this is Xander Harris, what she said. Also, happy to have my co-host back, and not just because if she stayed in the past I'd have ended up doing radio with the Sockpuppet of Love. Uh, if I hadn't ended up in the past too.

Willow: We didn't even end up together! I didn't have you, Peter wasn't even born yet - I tell ya if it wasn't for Mel and the brothel the past would've totally sucked.

Xander: ...............

Willow: What?

Xander: You and Mel went to a brothel?

Willow: Pffft. Not went. Worked.

Xander: ...And Peter's okay with this?

Willow: Well we started talking about it and then we got distracted with Narnia and proclamations and there was official language and seals and - ahem. News now?

Xander: Yeah, we better. I'm still processing brothel. I don't think I wanna try to figure out what you did with the seals.

Willow: Only one seal! Not that I would've minded more, but you know me. Anyway! News of a Fandomish sort! )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Willow: Hi Fandom! Willow Rosenberg here for Fandom Raa-ah - ah - ACHOO!

Xander: Geblessyouheit. And this is Xander Harris.

Willow: I wish I could stop doing that. Every time I do that they explode and die. It's dusty pathos everywhere!

Xander: Maybe it's like the cookies. You how it's okay to eat chocolate chip cookies because you're helping them fulfill their cookie destiny? Even if they have smiley faces on 'em? Maybe this is like... dust bunny nirvana or something.

Willow: So they want us to sneeze on them?

Xander: Or chase 'em with a broom.

Willow: Oh! Like playing tag! Only with dust bunnies and equipment.

Xander: And more exploding. Like playing tag with vampires!

Willow: Yes! And with less likelihood that they'll try to drain our blood and leave us for dead. Or at least I hope so. Otherwise today is much more complicated.

Xander:I think we've got enough news to read already without adding vampire bunnies to the pile. )
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Willow: Hi Fandom! Willow Rosenberg here for Fandom Raa-ah - ah - ACHOO!

Xander: Geblessyouheit. And this is Xander Harris.

Willow: I wish I could stop doing that. Every time I do that they explode and die. It's dusty pathos everywhere!

Xander: Maybe it's like the cookies. You how it's okay to eat chocolate chip cookies because you're helping them fulfill their cookie destiny? Even if they have smiley faces on 'em? Maybe this is like... dust bunny nirvana or something.

Willow: So they want us to sneeze on them?

Xander: Or chase 'em with a broom.

Willow: Oh! Like playing tag! Only with dust bunnies and equipment.

Xander: And more exploding. Like playing tag with vampires!

Willow: Yes! And with less likelihood that they'll try to drain our blood and leave us for dead. Or at least I hope so. Otherwise today is much more complicated.

Xander:I think we've got enough news to read already without adding vampire bunnies to the pile. )
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Xander: Hey, half-empty Fandom - this is Xander Harris, who's got the My Co-Host Is In Mexico And My Boyfriend Is In Space So It's Just Me And The Frog This Weekend Blues, bringing you the My Co-Host Is In Mexico And My Boyfriend Is In Space So It's Just Me And The Frog This Weekend News.

Jeremiah: *ribbit*

Xander: That was the frog. Say hi to the people, Jeremiah.

Jeremiah: *ribbit*

Xander: He's a frog of few, but powerful words. Okay, he's a frog of no words, but powerful tongue.

Jeremiah: *...ribbit?*

Xander: NOT DIRTY! Jeez, lick your frog once when you're possessed by some pointy-eared elf kid so flamey his pants burnt off, and he looks at you funny for the rest of your life and thank God you're all in Mexico tonight and didn't just hear me say that. Hey squirrels, did anybody actually do anything today?

*thud, as of a stack of notes being dumped into somebody's lap*

Xander: I guess that's a yes. )
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Xander: Hey, half-empty Fandom - this is Xander Harris, who's got the My Co-Host Is In Mexico And My Boyfriend Is In Space So It's Just Me And The Frog This Weekend Blues, bringing you the My Co-Host Is In Mexico And My Boyfriend Is In Space So It's Just Me And The Frog This Weekend News.

Jeremiah: *ribbit*

Xander: That was the frog. Say hi to the people, Jeremiah.

Jeremiah: *ribbit*

Xander: He's a frog of few, but powerful words. Okay, he's a frog of no words, but powerful tongue.

Jeremiah: *...ribbit?*

Xander: NOT DIRTY! Jeez, lick your frog once when you're possessed by some pointy-eared elf kid so flamey his pants burnt off, and he looks at you funny for the rest of your life and thank God you're all in Mexico tonight and didn't just hear me say that. Hey squirrels, did anybody actually do anything today?

*thud, as of a stack of notes being dumped into somebody's lap*

Xander: I guess that's a yes. )
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Willow: *sighs* Hello, Fandom, and welcome to what is possibly one of the worst days of the entire school year.

Xander: Whyfor, oh BFFiest BFF of mine?

Willow: Spring Break! An entire week of no classes! As though it's not bad enough that they don't offer us anything on the weekends either!

Xander: I like to refer to her as 'differently sane,' folks.

Willow: I mean sure there's homework and all but - but - can you hand me those tissues please?

Xander: You know I really don't want to know why the squirrels keep tissues in here.

Willow: Because they're wonderful and thoughtful. Unlike certain school calenders we could mention.

Xander: Cheer up! Spring Break means extra time for other things, y'know.

Willow: Like giving yourself practice final exams?

Xander: .....I was thinking maybe with a partner.

Willow: Oh! That's nice too. Much more fun than test-taking all by yourself.

Xander: Well, sometimes it's fun to watch.

*moment of horrified I said that on the radio, didn't I? silence*

The squirrels. As they hand us notes about what happened on this possibly worst day of the school year.

Willow: They are awfully cute with their wee notepads. Let's get to it! Behind a cut, naturally )
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Willow: *sighs* Hello, Fandom, and welcome to what is possibly one of the worst days of the entire school year.

Xander: Whyfor, oh BFFiest BFF of mine?

Willow: Spring Break! An entire week of no classes! As though it's not bad enough that they don't offer us anything on the weekends either!

Xander: I like to refer to her as 'differently sane,' folks.

Willow: I mean sure there's homework and all but - but - can you hand me those tissues please?

Xander: You know I really don't want to know why the squirrels keep tissues in here.

Willow: Because they're wonderful and thoughtful. Unlike certain school calenders we could mention.

Xander: Cheer up! Spring Break means extra time for other things, y'know.

Willow: Like giving yourself practice final exams?

Xander: .....I was thinking maybe with a partner.

Willow: Oh! That's nice too. Much more fun than test-taking all by yourself.

Xander: Well, sometimes it's fun to watch.

*moment of horrified I said that on the radio, didn't I? silence*

The squirrels. As they hand us notes about what happened on this possibly worst day of the school year.

Willow: They are awfully cute with their wee notepads. Let's get to it! Behind a cut, naturally )
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Xander: Hey there, Fandom. Taking a break from boogieing the night away to bring you the news, this is Xander and W-- uh. Willow?

*the sound of silence*

Xander: Will? Huh, no Willow. Oh, wait, lemme check something.

*more silence, then a couple of aggrieved squeaks*

Xander: Nope, turns out that Willow-sized pile of squirrels in the corner was just... a Willow-sized pile of squirrels. Am I asking? I'm not asking. Clearly they drank the punch. Guess they weren't the only ones, 'cause it looks like it's just you and me tonight, Fandom.

*sound of a slamming door*

Willow: Hi! Hi! I'm here! Don't panic! I'm here with hereness and no longer there with thereness and by 'there' I of course mean 'the dance' which is where I have been this whole time. Well tonight. During dancetime. Prior to that I found other ways to occupy myself but my point is that I was at the dance, until now, when I am doing radio. Hi!

Xander: ...Hi. You were at the dance? Like just now? I didn't see you when I was leaving.

Willow: Um! Ha ha! Really? Because I saw you. From where I was. At the dance. But behind you which is why you got here ahead of me. Because... I was dancing. With Peter. Who was at the dance with me.

Xander: As opposed to with somebody else.

Willow: I'm just saying that I was at the dance and Peter was at the dance and I can't vouch for anyone else because I wasn't taking attendance. So news now?

Xander: Well, Bridge was there. Unless I was dancing inappropriately close to somebody else, in which case I'm so sorry, Other Person In A Green mask. Uh, and also Bridge. 'K, yeah, news now.

Willow: Of which we have tons!  )
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Xander: Hey there, Fandom. Taking a break from boogieing the night away to bring you the news, this is Xander and W-- uh. Willow?

*the sound of silence*

Xander: Will? Huh, no Willow. Oh, wait, lemme check something.

*more silence, then a couple of aggrieved squeaks*

Xander: Nope, turns out that Willow-sized pile of squirrels in the corner was just... a Willow-sized pile of squirrels. Am I asking? I'm not asking. Clearly they drank the punch. Guess they weren't the only ones, 'cause it looks like it's just you and me tonight, Fandom.

*sound of a slamming door*

Willow: Hi! Hi! I'm here! Don't panic! I'm here with hereness and no longer there with thereness and by 'there' I of course mean 'the dance' which is where I have been this whole time. Well tonight. During dancetime. Prior to that I found other ways to occupy myself but my point is that I was at the dance, until now, when I am doing radio. Hi!

Xander: ...Hi. You were at the dance? Like just now? I didn't see you when I was leaving.

Willow: Um! Ha ha! Really? Because I saw you. From where I was. At the dance. But behind you which is why you got here ahead of me. Because... I was dancing. With Peter. Who was at the dance with me.

Xander: As opposed to with somebody else.

Willow: I'm just saying that I was at the dance and Peter was at the dance and I can't vouch for anyone else because I wasn't taking attendance. So news now?

Xander: Well, Bridge was there. Unless I was dancing inappropriately close to somebody else, in which case I'm so sorry, Other Person In A Green mask. Uh, and also Bridge. 'K, yeah, news now.

Willow: Of which we have tons!  )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Willow: Good evening, Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg for WTFH, here to report the news and wish you a happy Kite Flying Day.

Xander: It's Kite Flying Day?

Willow: Also Laugh and Get Rich Day, but that one sounds like it came from a Nigerian stranger who's asking me to trust him.

Xander: I actually met some trustworthy strangers in Nigeria, shockingly enough. Not saying I would get into internet banking with them or anything, but jeep ride out of a sandstorm? I'm there.

Willow: Do they have a service for that? Like you go to the stand in the middle of the storm and wait for the regularly scheduled jeep?

Xander: Not so much. More like try to take shelter against a rock face and hope that thing that looks like an SUV coming towards you isn't a mirage.

Willow: Or a partial mirage where the mirage part involves the brakes.

Xander: Oh good, something else to worry about the next time I get stuck in a sandstorm. I remember I was getting bored with the choking last time.

Willow: I'm here to help. Shall we do the news now?

Xander: I guess we should - I mean I could go fly a kite, but it's kind of dark out now.

Willow: Yeah, in hindsight I wish we could've told people about this sooner. On the other hand tomorrow is Toothache Day so I kinda understand if people are not so much with the celebrating.

Xander: Who makes up these holidays? Am I allowed to send Mel after them with a stake?

Willow: Sure. On Kill A Weird Holiday Maker Day.

Xander: *heavy sigh* Which I just know you're gonna say is not today. Fine, whatever. Did anybody laugh or get rich today?

Willow: Let us find out! With news! Which is past this cut! )
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Willow: Good evening, Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg for WTFH, here to report the news and wish you a happy Kite Flying Day.

Xander: It's Kite Flying Day?

Willow: Also Laugh and Get Rich Day, but that one sounds like it came from a Nigerian stranger who's asking me to trust him.

Xander: I actually met some trustworthy strangers in Nigeria, shockingly enough. Not saying I would get into internet banking with them or anything, but jeep ride out of a sandstorm? I'm there.

Willow: Do they have a service for that? Like you go to the stand in the middle of the storm and wait for the regularly scheduled jeep?

Xander: Not so much. More like try to take shelter against a rock face and hope that thing that looks like an SUV coming towards you isn't a mirage.

Willow: Or a partial mirage where the mirage part involves the brakes.

Xander: Oh good, something else to worry about the next time I get stuck in a sandstorm. I remember I was getting bored with the choking last time.

Willow: I'm here to help. Shall we do the news now?

Xander: I guess we should - I mean I could go fly a kite, but it's kind of dark out now.

Willow: Yeah, in hindsight I wish we could've told people about this sooner. On the other hand tomorrow is Toothache Day so I kinda understand if people are not so much with the celebrating.

Xander: Who makes up these holidays? Am I allowed to send Mel after them with a stake?

Willow: Sure. On Kill A Weird Holiday Maker Day.

Xander: *heavy sigh* Which I just know you're gonna say is not today. Fine, whatever. Did anybody laugh or get rich today?

Willow: Let us find out! With news! Which is past this cut! )
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Willow: Hello Fandom! Willow Rosenberg here for WTFH where I'm here to tell you that fingerprinting can be a lot of fun in ways that have nothing to do with either of the separate, yet equally important groups of the criminal justice system.

Xander: ...Is this in any way similar to certain early confusion about how the game 'Doctor' is supposed to be played? Because you know the fun part of Cops and Robbers is usually less... smudgy.

Willow: Oh no. Do I have some on me still? You know the ink doesn't dry nearly fast enough.

Xander: This is me NOT LOOKING.

Willow: I still don't know how else you would play doctor.

Xander: Usually it doesn't involve a three page medical history and printing up a fake insurance card.

Willow: But then how do you make sure everything gets submitted properly?

Xander: I'm not sure that's the kind of submission whoever came up with it had in mind.

Willow: I don't think it's very nice to play a game and deliberately exclude people who can only afford Medicare.

Xander: When you charge for it, that's a different and slightly less age-appropriate game.

Willow: There are just so many reasons why we need universal health care. Anyway, on to the news! )
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Willow: Hello Fandom! Willow Rosenberg here for WTFH where I'm here to tell you that fingerprinting can be a lot of fun in ways that have nothing to do with either of the separate, yet equally important groups of the criminal justice system.

Xander: ...Is this in any way similar to certain early confusion about how the game 'Doctor' is supposed to be played? Because you know the fun part of Cops and Robbers is usually less... smudgy.

Willow: Oh no. Do I have some on me still? You know the ink doesn't dry nearly fast enough.

Xander: This is me NOT LOOKING.

Willow: I still don't know how else you would play doctor.

Xander: Usually it doesn't involve a three page medical history and printing up a fake insurance card.

Willow: But then how do you make sure everything gets submitted properly?

Xander: I'm not sure that's the kind of submission whoever came up with it had in mind.

Willow: I don't think it's very nice to play a game and deliberately exclude people who can only afford Medicare.

Xander: When you charge for it, that's a different and slightly less age-appropriate game.

Willow: There are just so many reasons why we need universal health care. Anyway, on to the news! )
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Willow: Hello Fandom! I suppose you're all wondering who the stranger in the room is. My name is Willow Rosenberg and I'm here to tell you that you're surrounded by a bunch of squirrels who just love you like crazy. So I'm going to report the news and Xander's going to report the news and then we're done. Okay?

Xander: The squirrels love us?

Willow: Oh yes. Like crazy! It's all part and parcel of my attempts to help poor Philbert. He's been acting weird this week and I thought maybe he needed an intervention.

Xander: From the squirrels? ...If it works, can you guys head over to my place after? Jeremiah's been bouncing off the tank walls all night like somebody spiked his dehydrated fly pellets with pixie sticks or something.

Willow: Okay first of all ew. And the squirrels are here to help us talk about how our animals' strange behavior has affected us. By which I mean we report the news. But there could be some kind of bottom line at the end. Which we hold. It's very important to hold the bottom line.

Xander: Whose bottom line? I'm not allowed to hold just anybody's.

Willow: Yeah... I kinda missed those details? Also I'm not sure what we hold the bottom line with. But hopefully Philbert and Jeremiah will accept the gift that we're offering to them and thus the bottom line part will be moot.

Xander: And by gift we mean... the news?

Willow: Now you're getting it!

Speaking of: )

Xander: And now I feel like we need to say good night to Fandom before I make some statements the FCC would feel frownyfaced about, so Good Night, Fandom.
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Willow: Hello Fandom! I suppose you're all wondering who the stranger in the room is. My name is Willow Rosenberg and I'm here to tell you that you're surrounded by a bunch of squirrels who just love you like crazy. So I'm going to report the news and Xander's going to report the news and then we're done. Okay?

Xander: The squirrels love us?

Willow: Oh yes. Like crazy! It's all part and parcel of my attempts to help poor Philbert. He's been acting weird this week and I thought maybe he needed an intervention.

Xander: From the squirrels? ...If it works, can you guys head over to my place after? Jeremiah's been bouncing off the tank walls all night like somebody spiked his dehydrated fly pellets with pixie sticks or something.

Willow: Okay first of all ew. And the squirrels are here to help us talk about how our animals' strange behavior has affected us. By which I mean we report the news. But there could be some kind of bottom line at the end. Which we hold. It's very important to hold the bottom line.

Xander: Whose bottom line? I'm not allowed to hold just anybody's.

Willow: Yeah... I kinda missed those details? Also I'm not sure what we hold the bottom line with. But hopefully Philbert and Jeremiah will accept the gift that we're offering to them and thus the bottom line part will be moot.

Xander: And by gift we mean... the news?

Willow: Now you're getting it!

Speaking of: )

Xander: And now I feel like we need to say good night to Fandom before I make some statements the FCC would feel frownyfaced about, so Good Night, Fandom.
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Willow: Hi everybody! Willow Rosenberg here with - OOF!

*sounds of excited, pouncing squirrels*

Willow: Oh hi guys! Hi! I missed you too! Hi!

Xander: You know, if you and the squirrels want some alone-time...

Willow: Don't be silly. I'm seeing someone. Also? So is one of the squirrels apparently. So if Teyla - if that is your real name - is listening, I would like to say that if you hurt any of their wee squirrel hearts I will cut your head off and put it on a neatly-labeled spike. Um - actual spike, not the vampire Spike. Though that would be bad too.

Xander: Er... could we talk about something that doesn't involve you removing people's necessary bodily organs? No reason. Just makes me twitchy.

Willow: I could offer to cut off her fingers?

Xander: Have I mentioned I'm glad you're my best friend in the world for ever and ever?

Willow: I feel some things should be clear, is all. Oo! Like your name. Introduce yourself. Doing radio is kind of like doing AA only everyone drinks rum instead of coffee. So like a celebrity version of AA, really.

Xander: Hi, I'm Xander, and I'm a twinkaholic.

Willow: Oh! Those come in banana flavor now! I've been meaning to tell you.

Xander: I kind of like the traditional cream filling.

Willow: I know. But this way you could have all the benefit of eating fruit without any of those nasty vitamins or actual food particles getting in the way.

Xander: There's a reason she's my best friend in the world forever and ever, boys and girls. Speaking of, don't we have some actual news to report on those types?

Willow: We do! Allow me: In spite of certain internet connections being PURE EVIL OMG )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Willow: Hi everybody! Willow Rosenberg here with - OOF!

*sounds of excited, pouncing squirrels*

Willow: Oh hi guys! Hi! I missed you too! Hi!

Xander: You know, if you and the squirrels want some alone-time...

Willow: Don't be silly. I'm seeing someone. Also? So is one of the squirrels apparently. So if Teyla - if that is your real name - is listening, I would like to say that if you hurt any of their wee squirrel hearts I will cut your head off and put it on a neatly-labeled spike. Um - actual spike, not the vampire Spike. Though that would be bad too.

Xander: Er... could we talk about something that doesn't involve you removing people's necessary bodily organs? No reason. Just makes me twitchy.

Willow: I could offer to cut off her fingers?

Xander: Have I mentioned I'm glad you're my best friend in the world for ever and ever?

Willow: I feel some things should be clear, is all. Oo! Like your name. Introduce yourself. Doing radio is kind of like doing AA only everyone drinks rum instead of coffee. So like a celebrity version of AA, really.

Xander: Hi, I'm Xander, and I'm a twinkaholic.

Willow: Oh! Those come in banana flavor now! I've been meaning to tell you.

Xander: I kind of like the traditional cream filling.

Willow: I know. But this way you could have all the benefit of eating fruit without any of those nasty vitamins or actual food particles getting in the way.

Xander: There's a reason she's my best friend in the world forever and ever, boys and girls. Speaking of, don't we have some actual news to report on those types?

Willow: We do! Allow me: In spite of certain internet connections being PURE EVIL OMG )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg reporting to you on behalf of Fandom Radio, where we bring to you all the news that squirrels felt like taking notes on during the day. You would think that this would mean a report with a bias towards nut-related activities, but the radio squirrels take their duties very seriously and do not allow their personal feelings to get in the way of fulfilling their jobs! Especially since they love wearing those little press hats. Finding out they couldn't go around with tiny fedoras tipped at a jaunty angle would break their little squirrel hearts. Then they'd cry. It'd be awful. Luckily for us all this is not an issue.

Anyway! Hi! There's a lot of new people out there and I know getting used to Fandom can take a while. To help you out a little, let me first point out that for those of you who are not familiar with what a 'radio' is, you are not currently being talked to by an invisible person. If you look around I think you'll find there's an object of some sort, usually rectangular but not always, and sound is coming out of it. That is a radio. Unless the object making noise is furry and the rectangular object is on top of it, in which case that is most likely a cat that is trapped beneath a heavy book. In which case lift the book - which is the rectangular object, not the furry one - up very carefully so that you can set the kitty free. Cats, though smart, do not appreciate reading from a squished perspective.

And for those of you who are, say, from the dimension of my cooking study buddy, allow me to explain that rectangles are what your paper would look like if you stopped clipping the corners off of it.

Moving on with our lessons, my name is Willow Rosenberg and for those of you who haven't met me yet I am the redhead who looks like me. Unless there's a girl named Trina here in which case she is also a redhead that looks like me but I am not her and she is not me much though this may cause some confusion. To help clear it up I'm the redhead who looks like me who will say "Hi!" if you call me Willow or "No, sorry, I'm Willow!" if you call me Trina. Trina would respond differently though I couldn't tell you how as I've never met her and thus haven't been able to ask her. But it's still a fair assumption to make, I think.

Now that we've cleared all that up and set the squished kitties free, we can move On to the news! )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg reporting to you on behalf of Fandom Radio, where we bring to you all the news that squirrels felt like taking notes on during the day. You would think that this would mean a report with a bias towards nut-related activities, but the radio squirrels take their duties very seriously and do not allow their personal feelings to get in the way of fulfilling their jobs! Especially since they love wearing those little press hats. Finding out they couldn't go around with tiny fedoras tipped at a jaunty angle would break their little squirrel hearts. Then they'd cry. It'd be awful. Luckily for us all this is not an issue.

Anyway! Hi! There's a lot of new people out there and I know getting used to Fandom can take a while. To help you out a little, let me first point out that for those of you who are not familiar with what a 'radio' is, you are not currently being talked to by an invisible person. If you look around I think you'll find there's an object of some sort, usually rectangular but not always, and sound is coming out of it. That is a radio. Unless the object making noise is furry and the rectangular object is on top of it, in which case that is most likely a cat that is trapped beneath a heavy book. In which case lift the book - which is the rectangular object, not the furry one - up very carefully so that you can set the kitty free. Cats, though smart, do not appreciate reading from a squished perspective.

And for those of you who are, say, from the dimension of my cooking study buddy, allow me to explain that rectangles are what your paper would look like if you stopped clipping the corners off of it.

Moving on with our lessons, my name is Willow Rosenberg and for those of you who haven't met me yet I am the redhead who looks like me. Unless there's a girl named Trina here in which case she is also a redhead that looks like me but I am not her and she is not me much though this may cause some confusion. To help clear it up I'm the redhead who looks like me who will say "Hi!" if you call me Willow or "No, sorry, I'm Willow!" if you call me Trina. Trina would respond differently though I couldn't tell you how as I've never met her and thus haven't been able to ask her. But it's still a fair assumption to make, I think.

Now that we've cleared all that up and set the squished kitties free, we can move On to the news! )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Fandom! Hi! Oh my gosh it's Willow Rosenberg reporting on behalf of WTFH where today those initials stand for What The Frak Happened because OH MY GOD THE SCHOOL!!!

Uh... I mean spoiler! If you didn't want to know the ending yet.

Anyway, let me get these things in order. Make yourselves comfortable because this'll take a while. You may want to hit the bathroom before I start. I'll wait.

...

Okay, On to the news! )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Fandom! Hi! Oh my gosh it's Willow Rosenberg reporting on behalf of WTFH where today those initials stand for What The Frak Happened because OH MY GOD THE SCHOOL!!!

Uh... I mean spoiler! If you didn't want to know the ending yet.

Anyway, let me get these things in order. Make yourselves comfortable because this'll take a while. You may want to hit the bathroom before I start. I'll wait.

...

Okay, On to the news! )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hi! My name is Willow Rosenberg and this is my report on what happened in Fandom.

Radio, by Willow, who's wee )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hi! My name is Willow Rosenberg and this is my report on what happened in Fandom.

Radio, by Willow, who's wee )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, reporting to you for WTFH radio where this week the W stands for Whee! Finals! I know we're all excited about putting all of our studying and hard work to good use. And by good use I mean getting a grade which validates everything we are as human beings. Assuming it's an A plus plus. Anything less means you've been invalidated and the only way to redeem yourself is by doing extra credit and/or locking yourself in your room and crying until you get totally dehydrated and your head hurts. Or, if you're me, you do both.

So good luck for finals! Now On to the news )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, reporting to you for WTFH radio where this week the W stands for Whee! Finals! I know we're all excited about putting all of our studying and hard work to good use. And by good use I mean getting a grade which validates everything we are as human beings. Assuming it's an A plus plus. Anything less means you've been invalidated and the only way to redeem yourself is by doing extra credit and/or locking yourself in your room and crying until you get totally dehydrated and your head hurts. Or, if you're me, you do both.

So good luck for finals! Now On to the news )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, reporting to you on behalf of WTFH where this week the W stands for 'Willow was in no way late for the Prom due to being distracted by how hot her boyfriend looked in a - ' Hey! Who let you in here?

VERONICA: The squirrels dragged me away from the prom and brought me here. Who let you touch the radio?

WILLOW: Who let you back on the island? Though I do not blame the squirrels for trying to control how many people you infected with your ickyness.

VERONICA: Clearly the squirrels were concerned about your inability to effectively communicate the news. They wanted someone who could actually communicate effectively with people.

WILLOW: Still not seeing how this means you get to touch one of these microphones.

On to the news! )

[ooc: Major, major thanks to all the link gatherers and to [livejournal.com profile] marsheadtilt for the coding teamwork. Y'all rock in STEREO.]
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, reporting to you on behalf of WTFH where this week the W stands for 'Willow was in no way late for the Prom due to being distracted by how hot her boyfriend looked in a - ' Hey! Who let you in here?

VERONICA: The squirrels dragged me away from the prom and brought me here. Who let you touch the radio?

WILLOW: Who let you back on the island? Though I do not blame the squirrels for trying to control how many people you infected with your ickyness.

VERONICA: Clearly the squirrels were concerned about your inability to effectively communicate the news. They wanted someone who could actually communicate effectively with people.

WILLOW: Still not seeing how this means you get to touch one of these microphones.

On to the news! )

[ooc: Major, major thanks to all the link gatherers and to [livejournal.com profile] marsheadtilt for the coding teamwork. Y'all rock in STEREO.]
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg reporting to you on behalf of Fandom radio where I have been told by the squirrels to assure everyone that I am not - repeat not wearing a Renfaire costume and acting like it's a perfectly normal outfit. I have no idea why the squirrels were concerned by this possibility, but concerned squirrels are a very sad thing and I much prefer to turn their frowns upside down. So right now it's a regular ol' skirt and shirt, and after I do my reporting it will be snuggly jammies, courtesy of Annette. I hope that clears up any sartorial confusion.

On to the news! )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg reporting to you on behalf of Fandom radio where I have been told by the squirrels to assure everyone that I am not - repeat not wearing a Renfaire costume and acting like it's a perfectly normal outfit. I have no idea why the squirrels were concerned by this possibility, but concerned squirrels are a very sad thing and I much prefer to turn their frowns upside down. So right now it's a regular ol' skirt and shirt, and after I do my reporting it will be snuggly jammies, courtesy of Annette. I hope that clears up any sartorial confusion.

On to the news! )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! Willow Rosenberg here, taking time off from the most fabulous slumber party in the history of ever in order to bring you all the news that's fit for squirrels to squeak. Assuming the squirrels are of age and use squeaking as their primary means of communication. Some write notes. Others use gestures. I'm currently teaching them how to use PowerPoint because bullet points and graphs are an excellent way of getting information across. Isn't that right, Xander?

On to the news! )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! Willow Rosenberg here, taking time off from the most fabulous slumber party in the history of ever in order to bring you all the news that's fit for squirrels to squeak. Assuming the squirrels are of age and use squeaking as their primary means of communication. Some write notes. Others use gestures. I'm currently teaching them how to use PowerPoint because bullet points and graphs are an excellent way of getting information across. Isn't that right, Xander?

On to the news! )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! This is an older and wiser Willow Rosenberg reporting to you on behalf of WTFH radio, where this week the T stands for "even Though it's Willow's birthday, she's still here to report the news because that's the kind of dedication to duty that she has." It is, granted, a long slogan but that's why we don't include that one on the bumper stickers.

I'd like to take a moment here to thank everybody who came to the party yesterday so that I was free to do radio today, and those who got me presents, and my wonderful boyfriend for... well, he knows how we celebrated. And also the squirrels who got me this cupcake with a candle in it. It's not an Anders cupcake but I don't think Anders speaks squirrel and anyway it's the thought that counts.

So thanks everybody!

Now on to the news! )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! This is an older and wiser Willow Rosenberg reporting to you on behalf of WTFH radio, where this week the T stands for "even Though it's Willow's birthday, she's still here to report the news because that's the kind of dedication to duty that she has." It is, granted, a long slogan but that's why we don't include that one on the bumper stickers.

I'd like to take a moment here to thank everybody who came to the party yesterday so that I was free to do radio today, and those who got me presents, and my wonderful boyfriend for... well, he knows how we celebrated. And also the squirrels who got me this cupcake with a candle in it. It's not an Anders cupcake but I don't think Anders speaks squirrel and anyway it's the thought that counts.

So thanks everybody!

Now on to the news! )
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! Willow Rosenberg here, reporting for WTFH radio where this week the W stands for "Wheeee! Everybody's Irish!" The T may possibly stand for "There's no snakes, either." except, well, you'll see when I get to the rest of the news.

Anyway, I'm wearing green, my hair's already red, and the squirrels have these teeny-tiny green hats with shamrocks on which are so adorable I may explode. If you hear a loud yet wet popping sound over your speakers, you'll know what happened to me.

Now we Erin Go on to the news! In a Bragh sort of fashion. As one does.

School: Where neither Paddy nor anyone else is at work today

And they don't even have brick barrels to excuse them! People are slacking with their school dedication I tell you, slacking!

Dorms: Same old Shillelagh, different day

So Cam gets a delivery from Fandom's own Moist the Post Office Guy - which I believe is his official title - and it's a letter from the Academy! The line for making your Oscar-related jokes starts right here, people. Take a number. Cam makes a phone call, presumably about said letter, and then he tells Kawalsky that he got in. To the Academy, I assume. Not the phone. I also assume we're talking about Cam still and... yep! Sure enough, because later Cam shows his acceptance letter to Sam who is unrelated to Dean.

Sam who is related to Dean decided to spam the whole frikkin' school, apparently. Which Dean is not best pleased with, and who can blame him? Computers and email are not to be toyed around with, Sam! Do not make me come after you with a forced lesson on checking the Urban Legends Reference pages before you forward things around, Samuel Ulysses Winchester! I don't care if that's not actually your full name, you have so earned full name status at the moment!

Anyway, if you're wondering why the Fandom High servers were on the slow side today - if they were at all - you can blame fallout from Sam's email since Jaye gets into the email act, as do Zero and Kawalsky. Meanwhile, in the freaky world of face to face communication, Dean tells Alec about Sam's email and Alec gets a phone call. Very possibly about the email since there were few other topics of conversation to choose from today.

Sure, you could buck this tradition like Cally did but suffice it to say that while I wholeheartedly support everyone's safe and consentual sexual preferences, really Cally once you've gone all gay now there's no going back. I don't care what you've found in your bed, or if it was in a box at the time. Sorry, but that's how it goes.

Speaking of gay now, Wyatt and Anders watch a movie together. Was it that one that tells you all about how cigarette companies are evil? Because I can think of someone who totally needs to watch that and his name rhymes with Flanders.

John Connor has a productive Saturday and gets some cleaning done. Chad inspires wall banging and passive-agressive looks at ceilings as he plays his music way too loudly.

Dawn is in the gym this morning. By which I mean the girl from Sunnydale, not the actual sun rising inside of our school. Though let's face it, that second one is entirely possible. Mr. Dean and Sam's Daddy stops by to assess her abilities to stop bad guys in their tracks. Considering her ancestry, I have confidence that this won't be a problem.

Up on the second floor Zero throws a St. Patrick's day party. She tells Peter who is a Parker what her leprechaun name is, and said Peter is happy he's already Irish. He is? I have officially learned something new today. Now if only I could be graded for it.

Kawalsky comes for the free food and stays for the near-death experience of nearly insulting Zero's hair. Kawalsky and Peter who's already Irish chat about the wearing o' the green, possibly while using better brogues than I just managed, and then Kawalsky tells the most wonderful boyfriend in all the land about how not wearing green today means you get punched. Oh sweetie! I should've warned you about that. Keep a sharp eye out for wet sponges too. They'll be thrown at you. Try to duck.

Near Fandom Town in the County Down

Hikaru opens up Sparky Repairs and is all alone and lonesome in an all alone fashion until Setsuna stops by. Aeryn is still locked up in the Trooper Station and while I don't know the details or specifics I still feel confident in saying that while she's there she's probably made several people her bitch.

The Post Office is open, which is a detail I spoiled you for earlier with Cam and his news, but what you didn't know is that Sokka and Setsuna both stopped by for jobs. Were they successful? Did they look snazzy in their uniforms? You'll have to tune in to another radio report to find out because I don't have any notes here that say one way or the other. Maybe Moist still needs to do a reference check.

Over in the church? Snakes. John Connor decides he's tired of these mother-frikkin' snakes in this mother-frikkin' church and does his best to drive the snakes out.

Sanctity is open, and Stark stops by. Somebody named Millie shows up in town and gets welcomed by Leo. Leo very possibly questions her about whether or not she embodies an ideal of modernness in a thorough fashion. Leo opens The Photo Hut and Turtle & Canary, one stop shopping for your BFF needs, is also open today, as is Dance, Dance, Where Ever You May Be, So Long As It Ain't Here 'Cause Nobody's Dancing At This Place, Lord Of It Or Otherwise.

In spite of such anti-boogie-downing sentiment, Mel, Dawn, Xander, and I head out to the Preserve to do things involving dancing and Mexican food. Which might sound like a strange St. Patrick's day tradition, but it works for us.

And the clinic is quiet both day and night.

That's all the news I've got! Enjoy the rest of your St. Patrick's day! Have soda bread, drink things that are green even if they shouldn't be, and remember that it's best to throw wet sponges at people in an overhand fashion if you want to have good aim.

So I hear.

Night!
[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! Willow Rosenberg here, reporting for WTFH radio where this week the W stands for "Wheeee! Everybody's Irish!" The T may possibly stand for "There's no snakes, either." except, well, you'll see when I get to the rest of the news.

Anyway, I'm wearing green, my hair's already red, and the squirrels have these teeny-tiny green hats with shamrocks on which are so adorable I may explode. If you hear a loud yet wet popping sound over your speakers, you'll know what happened to me.

Now we Erin Go on to the news! In a Bragh sort of fashion. As one does.

School: Where neither Paddy nor anyone else is at work today

And they don't even have brick barrels to excuse them! People are slacking with their school dedication I tell you, slacking!

Dorms: Same old Shillelagh, different day

So Cam gets a delivery from Fandom's own Moist the Post Office Guy - which I believe is his official title - and it's a letter from the Academy! The line for making your Oscar-related jokes starts right here, people. Take a number. Cam makes a phone call, presumably about said letter, and then he tells Kawalsky that he got in. To the Academy, I assume. Not the phone. I also assume we're talking about Cam still and... yep! Sure enough, because later Cam shows his acceptance letter to Sam who is unrelated to Dean.

Sam who is related to Dean decided to spam the whole frikkin' school, apparently. Which Dean is not best pleased with, and who can blame him? Computers and email are not to be toyed around with, Sam! Do not make me come after you with a forced lesson on checking the Urban Legends Reference pages before you forward things around, Samuel Ulysses Winchester! I don't care if that's not actually your full name, you have so earned full name status at the moment!

Anyway, if you're wondering why the Fandom High servers were on the slow side today - if they were at all - you can blame fallout from Sam's email since Jaye gets into the email act, as do Zero and Kawalsky. Meanwhile, in the freaky world of face to face communication, Dean tells Alec about Sam's email and Alec gets a phone call. Very possibly about the email since there were few other topics of conversation to choose from today.

Sure, you could buck this tradition like Cally did but suffice it to say that while I wholeheartedly support everyone's safe and consentual sexual preferences, really Cally once you've gone all gay now there's no going back. I don't care what you've found in your bed, or if it was in a box at the time. Sorry, but that's how it goes.

Speaking of gay now, Wyatt and Anders watch a movie together. Was it that one that tells you all about how cigarette companies are evil? Because I can think of someone who totally needs to watch that and his name rhymes with Flanders.

John Connor has a productive Saturday and gets some cleaning done. Chad inspires wall banging and passive-agressive looks at ceilings as he plays his music way too loudly.

Dawn is in the gym this morning. By which I mean the girl from Sunnydale, not the actual sun rising inside of our school. Though let's face it, that second one is entirely possible. Mr. Dean and Sam's Daddy stops by to assess her abilities to stop bad guys in their tracks. Considering her ancestry, I have confidence that this won't be a problem.

Up on the second floor Zero throws a St. Patrick's day party. She tells Peter who is a Parker what her leprechaun name is, and said Peter is happy he's already Irish. He is? I have officially learned something new today. Now if only I could be graded for it.

Kawalsky comes for the free food and stays for the near-death experience of nearly insulting Zero's hair. Kawalsky and Peter who's already Irish chat about the wearing o' the green, possibly while using better brogues than I just managed, and then Kawalsky tells the most wonderful boyfriend in all the land about how not wearing green today means you get punched. Oh sweetie! I should've warned you about that. Keep a sharp eye out for wet sponges too. They'll be thrown at you. Try to duck.

Near Fandom Town in the County Down

Hikaru opens up Sparky Repairs and is all alone and lonesome in an all alone fashion until Setsuna stops by. Aeryn is still locked up in the Trooper Station and while I don't know the details or specifics I still feel confident in saying that while she's there she's probably made several people her bitch.

The Post Office is open, which is a detail I spoiled you for earlier with Cam and his news, but what you didn't know is that Sokka and Setsuna both stopped by for jobs. Were they successful? Did they look snazzy in their uniforms? You'll have to tune in to another radio report to find out because I don't have any notes here that say one way or the other. Maybe Moist still needs to do a reference check.

Over in the church? Snakes. John Connor decides he's tired of these mother-frikkin' snakes in this mother-frikkin' church and does his best to drive the snakes out.

Sanctity is open, and Stark stops by. Somebody named Millie shows up in town and gets welcomed by Leo. Leo very possibly questions her about whether or not she embodies an ideal of modernness in a thorough fashion. Leo opens The Photo Hut and Turtle & Canary, one stop shopping for your BFF needs, is also open today, as is Dance, Dance, Where Ever You May Be, So Long As It Ain't Here 'Cause Nobody's Dancing At This Place, Lord Of It Or Otherwise.

In spite of such anti-boogie-downing sentiment, Mel, Dawn, Xander, and I head out to the Preserve to do things involving dancing and Mexican food. Which might sound like a strange St. Patrick's day tradition, but it works for us.

And the clinic is quiet both day and night.

That's all the news I've got! Enjoy the rest of your St. Patrick's day! Have soda bread, drink things that are green even if they shouldn't be, and remember that it's best to throw wet sponges at people in an overhand fashion if you want to have good aim.

So I hear.

Night!

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Off-Island Travel
---       FH Trips

Once Upon a Time...
---       FH Wishverse AU


Out-of-Character Comms

---       Main OOC Comm
---       Plot Development
---       OOC-but-IC Fun





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