Good morning, Fandom. This is Lilly Kane, bringing you all the news that's fit for the airways.
Oh, who am I kidding? None of this is fit for the airways. Whatever. Pass the rum.La, la, la. Booklearning.
today, the class discussed what instrument they would bring with them if they had to move to a new planet, or something. I'm going to refrain from making the obvious joke here.Combined Art Studio
made decorations for the dance tonight, and the class went back and forth between angsting and hitting on each other as they did so. Typical.Forensics
worked on scene reconstruction from an arson using photographs. Celtic Studies
read The Wooing of Etain. If it was The Wooing of Lilly, I'd actually care. And Speech 301
watched Wendy the Werewolf Hunter.
Skeeter asked her Journalistic Integrity
students to share what makes them unique. She seems a little too interested in the lives of her students, but that's probably because that Venkman guy dumped her ass. Journalism 101/201
talked about, no joke, their BFFs. US Government
learned about the presidential power of appointment. Too bad I can't get the president to use his power to make Lyman teach his class without pants. Driver's Ed
played with bumper cars and got cotton candy. Seriously.
Janet opened up the library
, and Cam's
hungover ass came by to visit. Marty and Angela
also made out on top of a desk. Okay, maybe they didn't, but they did talk or whatever they do because they're boring. Bel
also thanked Marty for something. I think honestly. With minimal glaring on both sides. Weird. After school, the Ducklings
had their meeting.
In the Cafeteria
was properly confuzzled by Callynanders, who were still in the bodies of Andersandbridge. Wait, what? I guess we'll get to that later. And then Victor and Walter were also confused. Shocking... but, no. Pippi and Walter
ate some sloppy... okay, that must mean joes. Blair and Molly
also hooked up for a meal, which is apparently not what they did when they went for their date, which may or may not have technically counted as a date. And I care not, because I graduated from middle school a while ago.
was open, and Principal Rock Guy
announced that the auditions for the school play are tomorrow, and that Boone won the Detention lottery, poor asshole. Marty
sent out a reminder that the Gun Club will be meeting Sunday at the Danger Shop.Professor Calendar
had office hours all by her lonesome. The Principal
got a visit from Professor Dream, who volunteered to direct the school play. I have a feeling this play is really going to blow people's minds. Literally.Zordon
had office hours, and he's apparently still playing with MUD, so no one went to see him. Professor Foxy, I mean, Pierson, had office hours, which were attended by Professor Cregg
and his TAs
Janet and Liz.
During Student Council
did some last-minute work on the dance, and discussed things like the Spring Break trip and tutoring. DEN OF SIN. (The Dorms)
The morning, Kawalsky
helped Cam nurse his hangover. Veronica and Piper
also had some coffee and chatted about Veronica's big date with Logan. And Kiki
delivered a Jingle Cats record for Faithful. I shudder to think.In body-swapping news
, Cally is now in the body of Anders, and Bridge is in Cally's body, or however that works. So where is Anders, then. OMG? Oh no wait, it says right here that Anders
is in Bridge. Heh, that's dirty.In Lee's room
stopped by for tea and talk about robots or twins or something, and John
stopped by for sex. What? Aeryn's gone, I can say that without getting beat up now.
Oh, and Nadia
went out for a run.
Later on, Pheobe and Piper
had sister time. And Molly
stopped by Cam's room to cry on him. Hey, he's pretty hot and available now from what I hear. Good choice.Alphonse
got a visit from Walter and Victor.
OMG WAIT! BOYKISSING! Man, Bridge is going to be pissed
when he gets his body back all gay-ified! Especially because he hung out
in the common room instead of spending quality time with his girl body. So what if it is a rental, baby! See, John
was confused! I can be too.Parker
also got ready for the dance, as did Angela
, and pretty much every other person with boobs. Why am I reporting on this crap?
At least Veronica
knew to get out of town. I know you can't hear this V, but do him already. Trust me. Fandom Town, where the magic literally NEVER ENDS
In the morning, Giles
mainlined caffeine after a night of reading.
At the FTEC
stopped by to make sure they still had jobs with the next Clinic administration, and that bitch that shot me
came in to hit on the hot new, doctor. OH HELL NO. If there's a doctor in this town who looks like Bel, without the pesky girlfriend who could turn me into a frog, he is MINE. At Efforton Manor
, the blonde kinda hot guy who used to run a bar in town came to take Drusilla away on a vacation or something. Probably to drink the blood of kittens. No, seriously. Orlin and Agatha
had a pleasant morning after. Yes, that kind of morning after. Good for them, beats not being able to find your pants and having to drive home in a thong. They also went for breakfast
At Empire Records
Paige stopped by to see if she could snag a job there. How many jobs does she need? Anyone who needs that much cash that fast is going to end up in rehab or wearing concrete shoes by the end of the month. Trust me. All and Sundries
was open, so Marty came in to buy a corsage, and some turnips. Fetish, much?
In other news, Deb
is closing the Dive, Cafe Fina
was open but slightly empty, The Sin
was open, and Artie
opened Caritas so he could hang out with magicians and hookers. Got to love this town.Le Dance. Or is that Danse? Whatever.
Callisto hung posters
earlier in the day and took song requests. And then the party started.The DJ Squad
did a sound check and gossiped about Callisto, who they go way back with.Phoebe and Bel
met up near the punch bowl. No angsting near the punch bowl, omg!Nadia and Pippi
also chatted near the punch and talked about dresses before being joined by Walter and Victor.Bel & Phoebe
danced, as did Marty & Angela
, and Callisto & Angel
. Parker, Isabel, Alanna, Nadia, & Sam
hit the dance floor for “Bitch”, with Marty. O-kay.Peter, Sam, Isabel, Mac, & Zero
discussed the possibility of Phil Collins being evil. Oh yeah, you know - zombies, snow monsters, the old psych professor, Phil Collins. That's a logical jump. Chloe & Peter
discussed punch, and Alanna & Isabel
talked about Alanna’s cat. These broadcasts sometimes just write themselves.Angela
chatted with Sam, Peter & Isabel while waiting for her lovemuffin to return from... the bathroom or killing people or wherever he ran off to.Alanna was jealous
that Zero and Sam were both wearing pants. Is that dirty girl-love code?Callisto & Angel
practiced their lurking skills before hitting the dance floor. And speaking of being creepy, Chaperone Rita Skeeter
got a flower and romantic note delivered from her estranged husband.
I think I just puked in my mouth a little.The Tick and Hot Canadian
discussed Justice! and their uniforms. Sam & Nadia
both chatted with MacGyver. Josh Lyman & Fraser
discussed the interesting attire of one of the DJs. And apparently, my Joshy
was really hung up on the DJ's duds, as he also discussed them with Susan.Rory
was escorted to the dance by Anakin, her friend. You know, I actually believe her. I'm sure if she actually had sex some kittens would die or something.Walter
joined Nadia on the dance floor for a fast song, and did a slow dance
hit on the DJ, and Zero, Parker & Angela
hit the floor for some girl bonding.
And... I'm sure other stuff happened, but I'm kind of not, you know, caring anymore. So good night, and remember, work with what God gave you. And if you end up with something that God gave someone else, work that instead. BRIDGE