"Hey guys, this is Rory, coming to you cheerily from...Barbossa's room, which is really kind of creepy. Does everyone usually broadcast from here? Because it's kind of weird. I mean, I have nothing against him, but it smells all rummy and there's like, his bed and stuff. I'm just saying I feel weird being here without him around.
Um. Not that I'd be super-comfy being in Barbossa's room with him here, or anything. That'd be kind of weird, too, right? And Jaye, put the glitter down, because we don't even joke about flags like that.
Anyway. Hi, people I haven't met yet. I'm Rory and I don't normally do radio but since Skeeter left, there's a spot open and I'm giving up my Mondays just for you. So, woe, my wild and crazy nights of debauchery will just have to wait until after the broadcast. Hope you're all happy.School, which I don't miss, shut up
Okay, no classes, duh, but I opened the library today! More people should visit me. It's dull in there all by myself. Though today it wasn't. I met Z
, who needed a library card, and Willow
, who's sixteen kinds of awesome, and then she and Hermione and I
went into Special Collections and it was weird.
Also, the sun is bright, grass is green, and I like coffee.
And Principal Washburn
held office hours, and River, Jack, and Constable Fraser all stopped by. And...okay, apparently? Constable Fraser
asked her out. Which is fortunate, since I married them when I was three. But Mountie-lovers of the island, this is kind of a sad day, huh? I mean, I'm not Quinn, but I'm still vaguely depressed over this.
Please, if you will, a moment of silence for the singlehood of Constable Fraser.
Okay. I think we're good now.Dormy dormies, of supreme dorminess
This morning in Cam's room
, he, Charlie and...Molly woke up. Well. I suppose it's good that Charlie was there, at least. Unless you're all
- no. Nevermind. Not even thinking
that, because ew.
Elsewhere, in the fourth floor common room, Isabel and Dawn
talked about boys, and who's available yet not of the homosexual persuasion. Good luck with that, ladies, and hi to Dawn who I don't believe I've met. Dean
wasn't a happy camper to find out about Bel and the whole demon thing. Hi Dean, who is the brother of the guy who looks like my ex-boyfriend whose name is Dean. Yeah. Turn that over in your brain for awhile. It's a fun little puzzler. Greg
asked Bel for a DNA sample which...okay, first of all, who does
that? 'Hi, can I have some of your DNA?' WTF, Greg, WTF? Anyway, Isabel
, surely on behalf of everyone, thanked Alanna for Shirtless Friday. Dawn
and Xander who is from Australia and doesn't have a purple froggie as far as I know talked about a 'wave in,' whatever that means. Then that Xander
and John talked about monsters.Dawn
told John - hey, yay for rhyming - that Charlie...used to be Charlene? Huh. Hell of a burly woman, if that's the case. Isabel
shared her Christmas obsession, and Joxer
told John how he's not quite good with the coed living situation. Hey, you and me both, really, but I can say that as a girl with a room all to herself. John
told Greg all about how Professor Heinous Witch...I mean Skeeter...used to turn him into animals for her own amusement, and any of you new kids who want to see that, contact me for pictures. Aye-Aye Day was a day that was not only captured on film but also burned forever into my retinas. In weird boy news, which really should be its own section, John
has decided to Jello wrestle, and Conner
decided he looked good in spandex. Then he and Dawn
compared notes on saving the world.Jack
gave Joxer advice on girls, and conveniently enough, there were girls
discussing Jack. Well, and Jarod too. But still. That ruins the cuteness of what I said.
complained about being a skeptic to Isabel, to which I say, 'Shh, stop whining and suck it up, little boy.' And Parker
and Buffy discussed shoes, then Parker
talked to Jack about the Jello wrestling and Buffy
would like sports teams. Me too, really.
Also, Jack was mystified
by Greg's hair. Um. Okay.
sent email. Hi Jude, we haven't met. Glad to hear you're liking the computer. And Tim had a dream
. Hi Tim. Glad to hear you're...sleeping. Pip
got a visit from Pippi's horse and Demyx. Hi, Demyx! Glad to hear you're coming calling with horsies. Yay social animals. I should bring Vladdie out to play more. Maybe tomorrow. Oh, and Yoda! Someone can stick him on their head again. He loves that. Really. Ignore the little turtle frown. Joxer
picked Willow up for their shopping expedition. Aw. Xander
sends email and talks to Bridgey about mutants and powers and stuff. Poor Archie
woke up with a headache this morning, and Veronica stopped by. Hello, Archie! See, I can do the special hello thing, too.Alphonse
spent a lazy day in bed - honey, I envy you, and I don't think we've ever met - and Kaylee
chilled in her room. Hi Kaylee! I like your name.
In the third floor common room, lots of people met lots of other people. Alec
told Molly all about his new name, and Buffy
wanted him to be a male cheerleader or something.
*clears throat* Ummm, anyway, she also wanted Aeryn
to be a cheerleader, and I'm barely holding back the laughter right now.
And on the fourth floor, Jude
Meanwhile, in the gym
, Jamie worked a punching bag. Hey Jamie, haven't met you yet! Hope the gym thing worked out for you. Paige
talked to him about how weird the school is, and...um, duh. Though, new kids, I'll cut you slack on that. Z
sparred with Jamie, which sounds dirty sometimes, but it's not. And Aeryn
wasn't talkative. Please, note the surprise in my voice.Piper
in her room, and Jack
was contemplative in his. Tim
called his mother - day late, sweetheart, but thanks for playing - and Cam
got a call from his daddy. And MacB
wrote a letter to someone in his room.
In the best common room
and Jaye snarked at each other. And I'm not going to use his little nickname, so you can all just guess which one would be most likely to snark at Jaye. Charlie
antagonized Peter more, which I suspect isn't going to help the Charlene thing. Cedric
made an appearance, and Jaye was happy to meet him. Understandably.
Um. Anyway. Alanna
showed, as did Sam
who looks like a guy who I used to make out with on a regular basis who had his brother's name.
...I so need to learn what to say on the radio, and what not.
So, um, Xander
who isn't Harris stopped by, as did Cal
And a bunch of people I don't know
were on the roof. Hi to all of you!
Also, there was gross smoking
on the fifth floor, Sawyer was an ass, and Molly got mad at him. That's our girl! You tell him. Because seriously, Sawyer? Smoking is not only bad for your health and really disgusting, but it'll piss off people, too. People like Molly. Who I have heard scary things about when she gets mad enough. So, seriously. That was dumb, Sawyer.Town, yay!
Okay, so the John
who didn't spend last semester as a variety of different species - I mean, I think, anyway - opened Sparky Repairs.
In All and Sundries, Willow and Joxer
went shopping, Pippi's monkey
dropped something off, Edmund
got some assistance from Artie, and Seras
looked for a job. Hey, Seras! I have no idea if I'm pronouncing your name right. Is it like the plural of Sara? Or is it like, with an accent, like the French? Que, será, será, all of that? Elsewhere, Lana
was at work at Mr. Gile's shop.
At the Perk this morning, Peter who's from England kind of
got together with Dr. Pevensie and Professor Calendar, who met Sam
, who blah blah lookslikemyexcakes. Liz
talked to Peter about running, and then Paige
talked to Peter and Jenny. And finally, Tim
There's a slinky
at Town Hall, apparently, the gun place
was open, and Jay who once hit on me, and Silent Bob who rescued me loitered.Cafe Fina
were both dead like dead things that are dead today, unlike the clinic
was visited by Veronica, Jamie, Pippi's monkey, and Alphonse. Poor Tyler
is apparently still out cold, too. Pippi
was visited by Silent Bob, Molly, Paige and Pip, and Nadia who shouldn't be out of bed, but I did the same thing when I was bedbound so I can't really scold too much. Pippi also talked to Tim
for awhile. And then there's Walter
, who was visited by Alphonse, Alfred, Pip, Seras, and Nadia who I'm not scolding.Dr. Goodchild
had the evening shift, and everyone was still in there at that time. Guys, get better, okay? We're all thinking of you.
And that's it from me, guys! Have a good night, a pleasant Tuesday, and don't let the genie in Special Collections give you a bad manicure!"