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Squirrels! Hey, my old radio buddies! You guys know exactly what I want in exchange for bein' here at the asscrack of dawn, I hope.

*Sloshy!*

That's right. S'how I know I'm appreciated around here. Yo, island! This is Reno! This - *chittering* - is a pack of squirrels, and this - *sloshy* - is my very own bottle of rum. And together, we're all gonna bring you yesterday's news.

C'mon, you know you missed it, yo.

Over at the School, Kitty's Technology and You class had a question and answer period and a movie day, because really, finals are next week and who the hell wants to cover something new the week before finals anyway, right? Not me, anyway. I took my Public Service class to the ruins of an old church to check out the flowers growin' there. Next week, we might, I dunno, party or somethin'. It's hard to give a final exam on 'we built a water pipeline and filtration system all semester,' yo.

In the Dorms,, Isabelle was readin' fashion magazines in her room, as ya do. I gotta say, fashion gets way simpler when you wear the same damn thing all the time, though. Flick was doin' laps in the gym later on when Isabelle showed up there, destroyed a practice dummy with her whip, and, you know, didn't talk to Flick the whole time. I'm sensin' some tension here. Just me? Tension? Anyway, we actually got a proper salle for usin' weapons in, Isabelle, if you don't wanna run into what I'm guessin' is your ex next time.

And then, finally, there's Town, where Hatter was talkin' to himself while readin' a newspaper, probably because it makes him look important over at Cafe Fina. Tino was a bit nervous about Kenzi's choice in songs over at Caritas,, which actually sounds like fun and I might have to try it sometime. Allie turned into a vampire bat out in the preserve, which, hey, shitty luck, but at least you're a vampire bat outs- right. It's cold as balls out there. takin' that back, then, yo.

And that's everything I got to report, because I don't think 'there were some flickering lights from time to time over on Ingvar' really counts as news so much as a shitty electrical job, so I'm gonna call it a morning and, I dunno, go pretend to actually be an education professional over in my office for a few hours or something, yo. This is Reno, signin' off.
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Oh, shit, it's been a while since I've been in here, yo. Liiiittle weird it's so early in the day, but I'm not gonna complain. You guys got my pay for today's broadcast?

*Sloshy!*

That's what I like to hear! Yo, Fandom! This is Reno, I'm surrounded by squirrels, and I have notes. Now let's see if I can get back into the swing of deciphering their tiny little squirrel-scratch for today, hm?

Staaaaarting with... um... School? School comes first! It was a Sunday, though, so all the notes I got are about how Evan was puttin' out informational material about the island's weird - ask me about the zombies sometime, newbies. That'll be fun - and Ichabod got some help learning how to google Wikipedia. And cats.

Sound priorities for this day and age, yo.

Over in the Dorms, Will got some e-mails, went for a run, and then got back and moped a lot. The squirrel says it probably wasn't Mother's Day, folks! I... didn't know Mother's Day was a thing. Earth holidays, yo. Whatever.

And then we got Town. Town, and this real nice dark rum the squirrels just passed me. Not because there's a lot of town notes, though. Just because they know I like dark rum. Shit, I missed these guys.

Aaanyway, Riley got a long phone call with not much talkin' involved over at the MCA. He fall asleep or somethin'? I'm gonna say he fell asleep on the phone. Elphaba wandered onto the Causeway after what is apparently like two or six years, depends where you're comin' from, and ran into Jono, who found out a bit about what she's been up to and offered her a place to crash last night if she needed it, yo.

Over at Stark Industries, Jessica was drinkin' way too much coffee. I think it was an experiment of some kind. Anyway, she didn't explode or vibrate until she lit fire or anything like that, so probably the worst that came of it was a caffeine buzz and maybe she had to piss a lot later. Flash was at the gym scopin' out the fitness classes, and outside of J,GoB, Isabelle got to talkin' to Flick about Mother's Day, and why he was so pissy about her bein' glad to come back to the island, yo.

It's a manpain thing, Isabelle. You wouldn't understand.

I think that's it for the notes, yo. So I'm gonna settle in with this rum and catch up with my old buddies, the squirrels. This is Reno, signing off!
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Yo, Fandom! Reno here, tellin' you if you ain't looked out the window yet, I suggest you go ahead an' do that right now, yo. I mean that. Look out your window, if you got a view past the water. I'll wait.

*There's a break while the Jeopardy thinking song plays.*

How messed up is that? Am I right? It ain't just me, that place we stopped in now is more black an' white than a penguin in the dark? I mean, shit, I'd almost fit in 'cause of the suit, but the hair kinda throws that off, yo.

After the broadcast, I'm headin' across the causeway with a few cans of spraypaint, yo. Totally plannin' on messin' with the locals by makin' all the fire hydrants bright blue or somethin'.

Anyhow, I got a few notes in my hands, and I'm gonna get this over with so that I can get to that, yo. Startin' with the school, because Bod is just the kinda kid to open up the library on a weekend, yo. All was quiet in there except for the book-stealin' raccoon, who was livin' in black an' white before the island thought it was cool. Hipster raccoon, yo.

In the fifth floor common room, Bod was eatin' Thai food an' talkin' to himself. I guess there was some sad shit on TV, huh? I ain't really usually the TV-watchin' sort, so I missed it. Went to Disneyland instead. This island would be way less friggin' miserable sometimes if we all just up an' went to Disneyland when the TV programming sucks, yo. I think Kate would probably agree, since she was talkin' to Bod about how the commercials made her cry, yo.

Daaamn.

In town, Hermerner-inny was cleanin' house to the background noise of, you guessed it, the saddest television programming Fandom's ever tried to throw at us. So she asked her cat for permission to get another one, yo. See, if Crookshanks is anything like Rikku's cat Petey, he probably just bonked her hand with his head. Maybe drooled a little, yo.

At the Devil's Nest, Bo had to put up with mouse ears on her corset, yo. You know, I don't think I remember seein' somethin' like that at the park yesterday. And I was lookin', even. At the Gig, Dani was hittin' total breakdown mode around the horses. I could blame the TV, but it's more fun to say she suffered some kinda deep-rooted horse-related trauma in her youth, and it's just now comin' out to stare her down, yo.

At Fixer-Uppers, Topher was watchin' TV on his laptop. Ain't none of you people ever heard of a radio? It plays music? Don't even show you pictures of mangy dogs an' abused horses an' frogs an' platypi, even. You should all think about gettin' one in your lives for more'n just the news. I bet Hercules agrees, even. He capped off the day with a rousin' song under his tree with his friggin' lyre. Because that's how tough guys deal with sad pandas, folks.

Lyres. Get one.

An' then get some blue paint and come help me screw with people's heads. It's good for you, yo.
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Yo, Fandom! Reno here, tellin' you if you ain't looked out the window yet, I suggest you go ahead an' do that right now, yo. I mean that. Look out your window, if you got a view past the water. I'll wait.

*There's a break while the Jeopardy thinking song plays.*

How messed up is that? Am I right? It ain't just me, that place we stopped in now is more black an' white than a penguin in the dark? I mean, shit, I'd almost fit in 'cause of the suit, but the hair kinda throws that off, yo.

After the broadcast, I'm headin' across the causeway with a few cans of spraypaint, yo. Totally plannin' on messin' with the locals by makin' all the fire hydrants bright blue or somethin'.

Anyhow, I got a few notes in my hands, and I'm gonna get this over with so that I can get to that, yo. Startin' with the school, because Bod is just the kinda kid to open up the library on a weekend, yo. All was quiet in there except for the book-stealin' raccoon, who was livin' in black an' white before the island thought it was cool. Hipster raccoon, yo.

In the fifth floor common room, Bod was eatin' Thai food an' talkin' to himself. I guess there was some sad shit on TV, huh? I ain't really usually the TV-watchin' sort, so I missed it. Went to Disneyland instead. This island would be way less friggin' miserable sometimes if we all just up an' went to Disneyland when the TV programming sucks, yo. I think Kate would probably agree, since she was talkin' to Bod about how the commercials made her cry, yo.

Daaamn.

In town, Hermerner-inny was cleanin' house to the background noise of, you guessed it, the saddest television programming Fandom's ever tried to throw at us. So she asked her cat for permission to get another one, yo. See, if Crookshanks is anything like Rikku's cat Petey, he probably just bonked her hand with his head. Maybe drooled a little, yo.

At the Devil's Nest, Bo had to put up with mouse ears on her corset, yo. You know, I don't think I remember seein' somethin' like that at the park yesterday. And I was lookin', even. At the Gig, Dani was hittin' total breakdown mode around the horses. I could blame the TV, but it's more fun to say she suffered some kinda deep-rooted horse-related trauma in her youth, and it's just now comin' out to stare her down, yo.

At Fixer-Uppers, Topher was watchin' TV on his laptop. Ain't none of you people ever heard of a radio? It plays music? Don't even show you pictures of mangy dogs an' abused horses an' frogs an' platypi, even. You should all think about gettin' one in your lives for more'n just the news. I bet Hercules agrees, even. He capped off the day with a rousin' song under his tree with his friggin' lyre. Because that's how tough guys deal with sad pandas, folks.

Lyres. Get one.

An' then get some blue paint and come help me screw with people's heads. It's good for you, yo.
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Reno: Yo, Fandom! Welcome to another ‘day after the worst shit ever’ kinda Sunday on the island! The birds are... kinda scared to come out, sure. But the sky is doin’ better, and if I’m here too long and I miss out on all that fancy Disney crap, I’m gonna be irked, yo. I already had to pry my co-host off the ground, here.

Deadpool: I’m surprised the squirrels managed to get any of these notes, to be honest.

Reno: Yeah? I’d be surprised if they didn’t have some kinda special riot gear for collectin’ their dirt on this kinda thing. Little helmets. Flak jackets...

Deadpool: I’m pretty sure I tried to eat one...

Reno: Gets stuck in your teeth, man. Stick with deer next time.

Mmmm. Delicious mutated meat. )
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Reno: Yo, Fandom! Welcome to another ‘day after the worst shit ever’ kinda Sunday on the island! The birds are... kinda scared to come out, sure. But the sky is doin’ better, and if I’m here too long and I miss out on all that fancy Disney crap, I’m gonna be irked, yo. I already had to pry my co-host off the ground, here.

Deadpool: I’m surprised the squirrels managed to get any of these notes, to be honest.

Reno: Yeah? I’d be surprised if they didn’t have some kinda special riot gear for collectin’ their dirt on this kinda thing. Little helmets. Flak jackets...

Deadpool: I’m pretty sure I tried to eat one...

Reno: Gets stuck in your teeth, man. Stick with deer next time.

Mmmm. Delicious mutated meat. )
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Yo, Fandom! Reno here on another where-the-hell-are-we-now kinda morning in Fandom, takin' advantage of the deccent weather by sittin' here in shorts and sippin' on rum. Squirrels did a bit of laughin' at the sight of me in shorts, but, what the hell. It don't feel like we're stranded in a blizzard in Icicle back home, so I'm gonna show off my skinny white chicken legs, yo.

I'd tell you to deal with it, but this is radio, so if you're complainin'? You're the one with issues, not me.

The Ginger News! )
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Yo, Fandom! Reno here on another where-the-hell-are-we-now kinda morning in Fandom, takin' advantage of the deccent weather by sittin' here in shorts and sippin' on rum. Squirrels did a bit of laughin' at the sight of me in shorts, but, what the hell. It don't feel like we're stranded in a blizzard in Icicle back home, so I'm gonna show off my skinny white chicken legs, yo.

I'd tell you to deal with it, but this is radio, so if you're complainin'? You're the one with issues, not me.

The Ginger News! )
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Reno: Well, we ain’t ponies, we ain’t other people as far as I can tell, there ain’t been no robot spiders runnin’ about, and the ladies on the mainland are still wearin’ way too much clothing, yo. This is officially the weirdest Sunday we’ve had for the summer broadcasts, yet.

Deadpool: I liked being a pony.

Reno: I learned the hard way that unicorn horns ain’t for roastin’ marshmallows with.

Deadpool: ...awwww. Was it in the microwave? Because that’s not healthy, you know.

Reno: …. Well, that explains so much, yo.

WTFH In No Way Endorses Sticking One's Head Into A Microwave. )
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Reno: Well, we ain’t ponies, we ain’t other people as far as I can tell, there ain’t been no robot spiders runnin’ about, and the ladies on the mainland are still wearin’ way too much clothing, yo. This is officially the weirdest Sunday we’ve had for the summer broadcasts, yet.

Deadpool: I liked being a pony.

Reno: I learned the hard way that unicorn horns ain’t for roastin’ marshmallows with.

Deadpool: ...awwww. Was it in the microwave? Because that’s not healthy, you know.

Reno: …. Well, that explains so much, yo.

WTFH In No Way Endorses Sticking One's Head Into A Microwave. )
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Deadpool: I’m a goddamn pony, people!

Reno: Hey, now. We are goddamn ponies, people. Had to bribe the squirrels today to work all the buttons on the soundboard, because we ain’t got no friggin’ thumbs, yo.

Deadpool: Look at my tail! It’s so fluffy and adorable!

Reno: … I got a horn.

Deadpool: Maybe you could gore some stuff. Or roast a marshmallow?

Reno: Or both! If I can get a fire started, anyhow.

Deadpool: Okay, onto the news that we can read thanks to to the nice squirrels setting them up all orderly like. A round of applause for them, folks!

Too soon? Too soon.

Reno: I dunno. Listen close an’ we might hear the haunting music of a thousand coconut-shells bein’ smacked together. Let’s get to it?

IT'S MAGIC, PEOPLE. GODDAMN MAGIC. )
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Deadpool: I’m a goddamn pony, people!

Reno: Hey, now. We are goddamn ponies, people. Had to bribe the squirrels today to work all the buttons on the soundboard, because we ain’t got no friggin’ thumbs, yo.

Deadpool: Look at my tail! It’s so fluffy and adorable!

Reno: … I got a horn.

Deadpool: Maybe you could gore some stuff. Or roast a marshmallow?

Reno: Or both! If I can get a fire started, anyhow.

Deadpool: Okay, onto the news that we can read thanks to to the nice squirrels setting them up all orderly like. A round of applause for them, folks!

Too soon? Too soon.

Reno: I dunno. Listen close an’ we might hear the haunting music of a thousand coconut-shells bein’ smacked together. Let’s get to it?

IT'S MAGIC, PEOPLE. GODDAMN MAGIC. )
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Deadpool: Oh, the day after the newbies arrive! It’s like a hangover!

Reno: Speak for yourself, yo. I ain’t never been hung over from bottled water, an’ I ain’t about to start now.

Deadpool: Well, maybe you’re not drinking the right kind of water. Ever thought of that? Hmmmmm?

Reno: … Huh. Serves me right for ever changin’ my ways, yo.

Deadpool: Word.

Reno: Yo, Fandom Island! New people! Ponies! I’m Reno, an’ this guy here with me is Deadpool, and we’ll be your Sunday morning gossip. Uh. Snoops. Guys on the radio. … You know. You’re stuck with us.

Deadpool: Just think of us as the neighborhood watch who talks about your business in public and possibly adds random details for the hell of it.

Reno: Don’t worry. The random details are way more interestin’ than most of the shit that goes on around here.

Welcome, newbies! )
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Deadpool: Oh, the day after the newbies arrive! It’s like a hangover!

Reno: Speak for yourself, yo. I ain’t never been hung over from bottled water, an’ I ain’t about to start now.

Deadpool: Well, maybe you’re not drinking the right kind of water. Ever thought of that? Hmmmmm?

Reno: … Huh. Serves me right for ever changin’ my ways, yo.

Deadpool: Word.

Reno: Yo, Fandom Island! New people! Ponies! I’m Reno, an’ this guy here with me is Deadpool, and we’ll be your Sunday morning gossip. Uh. Snoops. Guys on the radio. … You know. You’re stuck with us.

Deadpool: Just think of us as the neighborhood watch who talks about your business in public and possibly adds random details for the hell of it.

Reno: Don’t worry. The random details are way more interestin’ than most of the shit that goes on around here.

Welcome, newbies! )
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Reno: Yo, Fandom! Welcome to another fun-filled Sunday mornin’ broadcast with your two teachers in red! Sanity: optional. An’ kinda overrated, yo.

Deadpool: Hey now, I’m just aware on a different plane. It’s perfectly rational!

Reno: Oh, that’s what they’re callin’ it now?

Deadpool: Plus, I’m freakin’ everywhere these days. Post-modern antihero and all that jazz.

Reno: I always pick up so much useful vocabulary when we do these radio shows together, man. Is there some kinda convenient word for “assload of notes fobbed off on us by drunk rodents?”

Radio! Now with VOCABULARY. )
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Reno: Yo, Fandom! Welcome to another fun-filled Sunday mornin’ broadcast with your two teachers in red! Sanity: optional. An’ kinda overrated, yo.

Deadpool: Hey now, I’m just aware on a different plane. It’s perfectly rational!

Reno: Oh, that’s what they’re callin’ it now?

Deadpool: Plus, I’m freakin’ everywhere these days. Post-modern antihero and all that jazz.

Reno: I always pick up so much useful vocabulary when we do these radio shows together, man. Is there some kinda convenient word for “assload of notes fobbed off on us by drunk rodents?”

Radio! Now with VOCABULARY. )
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Reno: Man. There were giant bugs. Did you see ‘em? Giant friggin’ spiders out there. Just like home, yo!

Deadpool: Yes, yes. We all saw the bugs. But now we’re safe in Atlanta, Georgia.

Reno: I like Georgia. The view’s nice.

Deadpool: You mean the topless ladies?

Reno: They got real aesthetic value, yo.

Deadpool: It’s artsy! I’m sure we’ll end up on some epic vases with them if we stick around.

This radio broadcast is art. ART. )
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Reno: Man. There were giant bugs. Did you see ‘em? Giant friggin’ spiders out there. Just like home, yo!

Deadpool: Yes, yes. We all saw the bugs. But now we’re safe in Atlanta, Georgia.

Reno: I like Georgia. The view’s nice.

Deadpool: You mean the topless ladies?

Reno: They got real aesthetic value, yo.

Deadpool: It’s artsy! I’m sure we’ll end up on some epic vases with them if we stick around.

This radio broadcast is art. ART. )
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Poromon: I don’t know if we should be in here, Janice!

Paddington: Excuse me, pardon me, but I was told that there would be marmalade here. Or, rather, I was offered something in a tall bottle, but it smelled a little odd, and so I requested marmalade instead. *pause* Hello!

Jan: Eeee! Bear! You’re mine now.

Poromon: Run while you caaaaan...

Paddington: Run? Why should I be doing tha-- Oh dear.

Jan: Miiiiiiine.

A Little Girl, A Pink Bird-Ball, and a Bear in a Duffel Coat Walk Into The Radio Station... )
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Poromon: I don’t know if we should be in here, Janice!

Paddington: Excuse me, pardon me, but I was told that there would be marmalade here. Or, rather, I was offered something in a tall bottle, but it smelled a little odd, and so I requested marmalade instead. *pause* Hello!

Jan: Eeee! Bear! You’re mine now.

Poromon: Run while you caaaaan...

Paddington: Run? Why should I be doing tha-- Oh dear.

Jan: Miiiiiiine.

A Little Girl, A Pink Bird-Ball, and a Bear in a Duffel Coat Walk Into The Radio Station... )
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Reno: Yo, Fandom! It’s another beautiful day in the soggiest big city I ever saw, an’ here I am, inside, drinkin’ rum and enjoyin’ the skyline, yo. Pretty, ain’t it?

Deadpool: You only say that because you’re secretly Japanese and love that crap.

Reno: Last I checked, I wasn’t. But it does kinda remind me of home sweet home anyhow, yo. Mmm, smog.

Deadpool: It’s a secret Japanese.

Reno: See, where we come from, we call that ‘Wutai.’

Deadpool: Secret. Japanese.

I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese. I really think so. )
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Reno: Yo, Fandom! It’s another beautiful day in the soggiest big city I ever saw, an’ here I am, inside, drinkin’ rum and enjoyin’ the skyline, yo. Pretty, ain’t it?

Deadpool: You only say that because you’re secretly Japanese and love that crap.

Reno: Last I checked, I wasn’t. But it does kinda remind me of home sweet home anyhow, yo. Mmm, smog.

Deadpool: It’s a secret Japanese.

Reno: See, where we come from, we call that ‘Wutai.’

Deadpool: Secret. Japanese.

I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese. I really think so. )
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Reno: Okay, I’m up. I’m awake. I’m here. You can untie the bottle of rum from the stick now an’ stop wavin’ it in front of my face, squirrels. I get the point, yo.

Deadpool: Awww, they caught you too! Sneaky little bastards.

Reno: We sure they’re squirrels? They’re kinda like little extra fuzzy rats when they get like this, ain’t they?

Deadpool: No, no. Rats will eat you. Squirrels are civilized about kidnapping you for their nefarious goals.

Reno: By playin’... what’s the Earth equivalent of a Chocobo with Gysahl greens? Horse and carrot? Horse an’ friggin’ carrot. With rum. *Sloshy* Congrats, rodents. It works.

Deadpool: They’re evolving. Pretty soon it’ll be Planet of the Squirrels.

Reno: So long as there’s rum, I, for one, am plannin’ on welcoming our new squirrely overlords. Also, my girlfriend’s got a cat. So I’m more or less safe, I think.

This was an awesome idea. Not a bad one. )
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Reno: Okay, I’m up. I’m awake. I’m here. You can untie the bottle of rum from the stick now an’ stop wavin’ it in front of my face, squirrels. I get the point, yo.

Deadpool: Awww, they caught you too! Sneaky little bastards.

Reno: We sure they’re squirrels? They’re kinda like little extra fuzzy rats when they get like this, ain’t they?

Deadpool: No, no. Rats will eat you. Squirrels are civilized about kidnapping you for their nefarious goals.

Reno: By playin’... what’s the Earth equivalent of a Chocobo with Gysahl greens? Horse and carrot? Horse an’ friggin’ carrot. With rum. *Sloshy* Congrats, rodents. It works.

Deadpool: They’re evolving. Pretty soon it’ll be Planet of the Squirrels.

Reno: So long as there’s rum, I, for one, am plannin’ on welcoming our new squirrely overlords. Also, my girlfriend’s got a cat. So I’m more or less safe, I think.

This was an awesome idea. Not a bad one. )
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Wade: Where are the cherry bombs? You guys promised me cherry bombs if I followed you to this creepy building.

*chittering*

Wade: ...Why would I want apple juice? Gross.

Reno: Ew... Got you too, huh? They told me there was pizza. But they’re liars and they smell dumb.

Wade: Duh. They’re squirrels. Here, you read these. They promised me the bombs if I read.

Reno: They gotts bombs? Cool! *Note shuffling sounds* And I know most’a these words, even, too!

*Chittering*

Reno: Nope. Took too long. I don’t wanna have pizza no more, not if there are bombs.

Wade: Ha ha, you have to give us both cherry bombs now.

A Recipe For Disaster? YES. )
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Wade: Where are the cherry bombs? You guys promised me cherry bombs if I followed you to this creepy building.

*chittering*

Wade: ...Why would I want apple juice? Gross.

Reno: Ew... Got you too, huh? They told me there was pizza. But they’re liars and they smell dumb.

Wade: Duh. They’re squirrels. Here, you read these. They promised me the bombs if I read.

Reno: They gotts bombs? Cool! *Note shuffling sounds* And I know most’a these words, even, too!

*Chittering*

Reno: Nope. Took too long. I don’t wanna have pizza no more, not if there are bombs.

Wade: Ha ha, you have to give us both cherry bombs now.

A Recipe For Disaster? YES. )
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Deadpool: Goooood mornin’ Fandom. Say good morning, Jan.

Jan: NO! I want cartoons!

Deadpool:That’s Askani for ‘good morning’, folks.

Reno: Yeah? What’s Askani for ‘I’m just here because the squirrels promised booze?’

Jan: I wanna braid his haaaaaair.

Deadpool: Yeah, let’s go with that. She’s been on a hair braiding kick since a certain no good demon showed up in town.

Reno: Hey, I’m down with that, yo. I’m just callin’ first dibs on the rum to make up for it, though.

Deadpool: *sigh* Go for it, Jan. We gots to get our radio on like gangstas. Word.

Jan: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

Deadpool: And we’re cutting off her mic now.

Reno: Sounds like a plan. We wanna get started on this? Here, you go, an’ I’ll be over here, havin’ my hair pulled and makin’ certain the rum’s all quality.

In which Reno gets his hair done. )

[[Mad props to [livejournal.com profile] raspberryturk for the assist!]]
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Deadpool: Goooood mornin’ Fandom. Say good morning, Jan.

Jan: NO! I want cartoons!

Deadpool:That’s Askani for ‘good morning’, folks.

Reno: Yeah? What’s Askani for ‘I’m just here because the squirrels promised booze?’

Jan: I wanna braid his haaaaaair.

Deadpool: Yeah, let’s go with that. She’s been on a hair braiding kick since a certain no good demon showed up in town.

Reno: Hey, I’m down with that, yo. I’m just callin’ first dibs on the rum to make up for it, though.

Deadpool: *sigh* Go for it, Jan. We gots to get our radio on like gangstas. Word.

Jan: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

Deadpool: And we’re cutting off her mic now.

Reno: Sounds like a plan. We wanna get started on this? Here, you go, an’ I’ll be over here, havin’ my hair pulled and makin’ certain the rum’s all quality.

In which Reno gets his hair done. )

[[Mad props to [livejournal.com profile] raspberryturk for the assist!]]
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George: Okay, the next rodent who touches me is drawing back a bloody stump, do you hear that? I could just squash most of you if I had real shoes on instead of [[DEAD AIR]]ing slippers.

*A door opens and slams*

Reno: What the... here? The hell’s the matter with you rodents, yo? It’s too damn early to pull out the rum for this crap! I see what you’re gettin’ at here, but it ain’t Booze’n’News at like gods-know-what-time in the morning. *pause* Or without Jenny. Who the hell are you?

George: George. Thrilled to be here. You know these squirrels? …. Did you say booze?

Reno: The squirrels and I go way back. And they pay in rum. Don’t they?

Two Contract Killers Step Into A Radio Booth... )

[Co-written with the lovely [livejournal.com profile] onapalebicycle! A regular radio schedule will probably resume when our fearless leader is no longer stuck in the land of computerlessness, which is a sad and lonely place indeed.]
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George: Okay, the next rodent who touches me is drawing back a bloody stump, do you hear that? I could just squash most of you if I had real shoes on instead of [[DEAD AIR]]ing slippers.

*A door opens and slams*

Reno: What the... here? The hell’s the matter with you rodents, yo? It’s too damn early to pull out the rum for this crap! I see what you’re gettin’ at here, but it ain’t Booze’n’News at like gods-know-what-time in the morning. *pause* Or without Jenny. Who the hell are you?

George: George. Thrilled to be here. You know these squirrels? …. Did you say booze?

Reno: The squirrels and I go way back. And they pay in rum. Don’t they?

Two Contract Killers Step Into A Radio Booth... )

[Co-written with the lovely [livejournal.com profile] onapalebicycle! A regular radio schedule will probably resume when our fearless leader is no longer stuck in the land of computerlessness, which is a sad and lonely place indeed.]
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Reno: Hah! I knew it! You little furry buggers couldn't last a year without wantin' my ass back in here for more broadcasts, could you?

*chittering*

Reno: And you brought me my favorite rum! Aw, I missed you too, you little rodent freaks. See, all I'm missin' now is a bitchy blonde to read the notes with, and I'll be all set, yo.

*door slams open*

Ino: Seriously? No, seriously? Stop waving the rum at me, I get it. You think I don't know what this means--Reno?

Reno: ... You ain't Jenny, but you'll do! You like rum, Rookie?

Reno and Rookie Radio! )
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Reno: Hah! I knew it! You little furry buggers couldn't last a year without wantin' my ass back in here for more broadcasts, could you?

*chittering*

Reno: And you brought me my favorite rum! Aw, I missed you too, you little rodent freaks. See, all I'm missin' now is a bitchy blonde to read the notes with, and I'll be all set, yo.

*door slams open*

Ino: Seriously? No, seriously? Stop waving the rum at me, I get it. You think I don't know what this means--Reno?

Reno: ... You ain't Jenny, but you'll do! You like rum, Rookie?

Reno and Rookie Radio! )
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Arthur: Good evening, Fandom. I hope this Wednesday finds you fine and untroubled. We've earned this... relative... calm. I'd like you all to meet my 'co-host' for the evening.

Reno: Chuck Norris, yo! Heh. It's been a while since I was in here. I'm startin' to forget what all these fiddly little buttons do, zoto. Oooh. But the rum, that I remember. *sloshy*

Arthur: The rum is a kind mistress. Last week's troubles, as well as the harpies before it, were grave. We did well, and withstood the horrors in the end, but that doesn't mean we should simply sit and wait for the next to come to this castle. As such, next Tuesday afternoon, Reno and I would like to speak with any of you who might be interested in training to fight together, as well as individually. There's no reason we should stand alone.

Reno: Remember, kids, only Chuck Norris can stand alone through a zombie apocalypse. He just roundhouse kicks the air, and... yeah. I dunno. I was better at comin' up with this stuff when I was wearin' the cowboy hat, yo. Anyhow, we can use anyone willin' to work as a team in case of another dangerous invasion. I'm graduatin' soon. I can't keep comin' back here to save all your sorry butts all the time, you know. *Sloshy*

Arthur: What the man said. Tuesday afternoon, behind the dorms. Now... on to the notes of the day.

Two (Awesome) Drunken (Kickass) Lads (Who Will Kick Your Arse) Radio. )

Arthur: I believe that's it for this Wednesday.

*creaking noise*

Arthur: Merlin, don't give me that look. Did you bring herbs? Go and fetch me that water.

*slam* *audible eye-rolling*

Reno: It's too late for me to ask him to get me some more rum, huh?

Arthur: I'm sure he'd be in some kind of girly sulk about it if you did. Thank you for your help.

Reno: No problem, yo. It's a bit of nostalgia, readin' off radio notes with a bitchy blonde Brit or whatever. Do I get to say good night, now? I got more rum back in my room's got my name on it.

Arthur: What did you just call me...?

Reno: ..... G'night, Fandom! *An extra sloshy, and then the slamming of a door.*
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Arthur: Good evening, Fandom. I hope this Wednesday finds you fine and untroubled. We've earned this... relative... calm. I'd like you all to meet my 'co-host' for the evening.

Reno: Chuck Norris, yo! Heh. It's been a while since I was in here. I'm startin' to forget what all these fiddly little buttons do, zoto. Oooh. But the rum, that I remember. *sloshy*

Arthur: The rum is a kind mistress. Last week's troubles, as well as the harpies before it, were grave. We did well, and withstood the horrors in the end, but that doesn't mean we should simply sit and wait for the next to come to this castle. As such, next Tuesday afternoon, Reno and I would like to speak with any of you who might be interested in training to fight together, as well as individually. There's no reason we should stand alone.

Reno: Remember, kids, only Chuck Norris can stand alone through a zombie apocalypse. He just roundhouse kicks the air, and... yeah. I dunno. I was better at comin' up with this stuff when I was wearin' the cowboy hat, yo. Anyhow, we can use anyone willin' to work as a team in case of another dangerous invasion. I'm graduatin' soon. I can't keep comin' back here to save all your sorry butts all the time, you know. *Sloshy*

Arthur: What the man said. Tuesday afternoon, behind the dorms. Now... on to the notes of the day.

Two (Awesome) Drunken (Kickass) Lads (Who Will Kick Your Arse) Radio. )

Arthur: I believe that's it for this Wednesday.

*creaking noise*

Arthur: Merlin, don't give me that look. Did you bring herbs? Go and fetch me that water.

*slam* *audible eye-rolling*

Reno: It's too late for me to ask him to get me some more rum, huh?

Arthur: I'm sure he'd be in some kind of girly sulk about it if you did. Thank you for your help.

Reno: No problem, yo. It's a bit of nostalgia, readin' off radio notes with a bitchy blonde Brit or whatever. Do I get to say good night, now? I got more rum back in my room's got my name on it.

Arthur: What did you just call me...?

Reno: ..... G'night, Fandom! *An extra sloshy, and then the slamming of a door.*
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Jenny: Good evening, Fandom citizens! I'm Jenny, he's Reno, this is Booze n' News, and you have just over twenty-four hours left to get me something nice for my birthday.

Reno: ... Aw, crap. I just got back from a week in a perpetual thunderstorm. Didn't get you nothin', Jenny. How you feel about large riding chickens?

WARK. Er. Radio! )
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Jenny: Good evening, Fandom citizens! I'm Jenny, he's Reno, this is Booze n' News, and you have just over twenty-four hours left to get me something nice for my birthday.

Reno: ... Aw, crap. I just got back from a week in a perpetual thunderstorm. Didn't get you nothin', Jenny. How you feel about large riding chickens?

WARK. Er. Radio! )
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Reno: Yo, Fandom! Looks to me like we got another Tuesday. A good Tuesday. A fine Tuesday. The kinda Tuesday where the squirrels, furry little saints that they are, bring me booze. Yes, Fandom, you gotta tolerate another Tuesday night broadcast with Reno an' Jenny, yo. I'm Reno.

Jenny: And I'm Jenny.

Reno: And we got booze! And notes. We do got notes, right?

Jenny: What did you think this pile of paper was? Because it's not my shopping list, I'll tell you that.

Reno: If it was, I'd be tempted to say you shop like a girl I work with back home. Okay then, notes.

Christmas Eve-Eve Radio )
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Reno: Yo, Fandom! Looks to me like we got another Tuesday. A good Tuesday. A fine Tuesday. The kinda Tuesday where the squirrels, furry little saints that they are, bring me booze. Yes, Fandom, you gotta tolerate another Tuesday night broadcast with Reno an' Jenny, yo. I'm Reno.

Jenny: And I'm Jenny.

Reno: And we got booze! And notes. We do got notes, right?

Jenny: What did you think this pile of paper was? Because it's not my shopping list, I'll tell you that.

Reno: If it was, I'd be tempted to say you shop like a girl I work with back home. Okay then, notes.

Christmas Eve-Eve Radio )
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Jenny: Hello, Fandom Island! I'm Jenny, he's Reno, this *sloshy* is booze, soon will be the news, and I hope we find you well on this fine evening, and if not well, at least drunk.

Reno: For some of you people out there, drunk seems like it might be lookin' better and better, but I digress. Already. I think. Is the 'witty banter' portion of the broadcast too early to be considered digressin'?

Jenny: Buggered if I know.

Reno: Well, I'm gonna digress anyhow. Just because if's a fun word. And if our listeners on the island don't like it, they can read their own news. Yeah.

Booze and News! )
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Jenny: Hello, Fandom Island! I'm Jenny, he's Reno, this *sloshy* is booze, soon will be the news, and I hope we find you well on this fine evening, and if not well, at least drunk.

Reno: For some of you people out there, drunk seems like it might be lookin' better and better, but I digress. Already. I think. Is the 'witty banter' portion of the broadcast too early to be considered digressin'?

Jenny: Buggered if I know.

Reno: Well, I'm gonna digress anyhow. Just because if's a fun word. And if our listeners on the island don't like it, they can read their own news. Yeah.

Booze and News! )
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Reno: Yo, Fandom! It's another Tuesday, and it looks like my threat to tape you all to the wall last week paid off, zoto! Or was it staples? It's hard to remember, I was pretty hammered at the time, yo. Huh. Anyhow, it looks like you guys got the honor of listenin' to my beautiful voice all night, because it looks like my lovely, kinda tobacco-scented co-host is AWOL this evening. I got my money on maybe I sleep staple-taped her to the wall. So, without further ado, we got note--

*CRASH! CHITTER! ASSORTED STRUGGLE SOUNDS!*

Warren: --Have to write my newspaper article tonight! Don't make me light you furry little freaks on... Fire... *Awkward silence* We aren't, uh...?

Reno: On the air?

Warren: That.

Reno: Siddown. Have some rum, Slick. This is gonna be an interesting night.

A lightning-bug and a fire-bug walk into a radio station... )
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Reno: Yo, Fandom! It's another Tuesday, and it looks like my threat to tape you all to the wall last week paid off, zoto! Or was it staples? It's hard to remember, I was pretty hammered at the time, yo. Huh. Anyhow, it looks like you guys got the honor of listenin' to my beautiful voice all night, because it looks like my lovely, kinda tobacco-scented co-host is AWOL this evening. I got my money on maybe I sleep staple-taped her to the wall. So, without further ado, we got note--

*CRASH! CHITTER! ASSORTED STRUGGLE SOUNDS!*

Warren: --Have to write my newspaper article tonight! Don't make me light you furry little freaks on... Fire... *Awkward silence* We aren't, uh...?

Reno: On the air?

Warren: That.

Reno: Siddown. Have some rum, Slick. This is gonna be an interesting night.

A lightning-bug and a fire-bug walk into a radio station... )
raspberryturk: (Cynic Radio)
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Reno: Yo, Fandom! The faucets ain't runnin' hot chocolate today, but I can forgive the island for that. I think. The pet was gettin' thirsty, zoto. I'm drownin' my sorrow in booze, anyhow. I know. The chocolate was a beautiful thing. But somehow, we'll all have to survive. *chugging sounds*

Jenny: I needed a shower after the chocolate, but I regret none of it.

Reno: Kinda a shame the taps weren't runnin' booze again. Sorta less sticky, dependin' on which delicious poison you get stuck under, yo.

Jenny: At least alcohol has sterilizing properties. And it's better for my waistline. Actually, it's probably not, considering how much of it I drink. Sweet booze. Never leave me.

Reno: There's the one thing in life that ain't never gonna change. Booze. And notes. We got notes? It's Tuesday, I wouldn't be surprised if- sweet mother of Shiva, who let the squirrel report on Caritas, tonight?

Karaoke Radio! )
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Reno: Yo, Fandom! The faucets ain't runnin' hot chocolate today, but I can forgive the island for that. I think. The pet was gettin' thirsty, zoto. I'm drownin' my sorrow in booze, anyhow. I know. The chocolate was a beautiful thing. But somehow, we'll all have to survive. *chugging sounds*

Jenny: I needed a shower after the chocolate, but I regret none of it.

Reno: Kinda a shame the taps weren't runnin' booze again. Sorta less sticky, dependin' on which delicious poison you get stuck under, yo.

Jenny: At least alcohol has sterilizing properties. And it's better for my waistline. Actually, it's probably not, considering how much of it I drink. Sweet booze. Never leave me.

Reno: There's the one thing in life that ain't never gonna change. Booze. And notes. We got notes? It's Tuesday, I wouldn't be surprised if- sweet mother of Shiva, who let the squirrel report on Caritas, tonight?

Karaoke Radio! )
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Jenny: Hello, Fandom High! I see everyone has survived another week, even though we have to go to school over the stuffing yourselves holiday. Here's hoping you're all drinking to dull the pain; if not, well, there's never a better time to start than the present.

Reno: .... This is the week of that holiday with the giant chicken things? You know, one of these days, I'm gonna actually look at a friggin' calendar and figure out what holiday is what.

Booze'n'News! )
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Jenny: Hello, Fandom High! I see everyone has survived another week, even though we have to go to school over the stuffing yourselves holiday. Here's hoping you're all drinking to dull the pain; if not, well, there's never a better time to start than the present.

Reno: .... This is the week of that holiday with the giant chicken things? You know, one of these days, I'm gonna actually look at a friggin' calendar and figure out what holiday is what.

Booze'n'News! )
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Reno: Yo, Fandom! Not only does it seem to be Saturday, and I happen to be in the radio station, but I seem to have a different co-host than usual too, yo. Squirrels are a freakin' unforgivin' lot when they want you to do a broadcast, I'll tell you. They'll leap in on your social life and then bring her along for the ride, yo.

Rikku: Ooooh, this is nifty! And I totally wanted to come. I've never been abducted by squirrels before. And I only did radio once before, when I was an insane fairy-thing.

News'n'SortaBooze? )

[Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] the_merriest for her help with radio tonight!]
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Reno: Yo, Fandom! Not only does it seem to be Saturday, and I happen to be in the radio station, but I seem to have a different co-host than usual too, yo. Squirrels are a freakin' unforgivin' lot when they want you to do a broadcast, I'll tell you. They'll leap in on your social life and then bring her along for the ride, yo.

Rikku: Ooooh, this is nifty! And I totally wanted to come. I've never been abducted by squirrels before. And I only did radio once before, when I was an insane fairy-thing.

News'n'SortaBooze? )

[Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] the_merriest for her help with radio tonight!]
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Reno: Yo! *pant* Heh. Yo, Fandom! It's Tuesday again, and... heh. S'cuse me. *Chugging sounds* Okay. Caught my breath. S'good, zoto. Tuesday again, and time for another Booze'n'News broadcast with Jenny and Reno! And the squirrel over here who is my new best friend, 'cause it totally just handed me a bottle of Sambuca.

Jenny: The squirrel didn't give me anything. I'll just be over here pouting.

Reno: Or you could just nab some of its limoncello or grappa. Heh. That's one well-traveled squirrel, yo.

Jenny: What if I just want gin? Is gin so much to ask for?

Reno: Apparently. But look on the bright side. At least you got notes to comfort yourself with.

Jenny: Notes...aren't actually very comforting. Although I suppose you could stuff a pillow with them. It would be a very rustly pillow.

Rustling Radio )
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Reno: Yo! *pant* Heh. Yo, Fandom! It's Tuesday again, and... heh. S'cuse me. *Chugging sounds* Okay. Caught my breath. S'good, zoto. Tuesday again, and time for another Booze'n'News broadcast with Jenny and Reno! And the squirrel over here who is my new best friend, 'cause it totally just handed me a bottle of Sambuca.

Jenny: The squirrel didn't give me anything. I'll just be over here pouting.

Reno: Or you could just nab some of its limoncello or grappa. Heh. That's one well-traveled squirrel, yo.

Jenny: What if I just want gin? Is gin so much to ask for?

Reno: Apparently. But look on the bright side. At least you got notes to comfort yourself with.

Jenny: Notes...aren't actually very comforting. Although I suppose you could stuff a pillow with them. It would be a very rustly pillow.

Rustling Radio )

Fandom High RPG



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