This is the Hero of the Spaceways, Han Solo, welcoming you back to Fandom High! We got a great semester plotted and laid in. *sound of an engine warming up* Preflight’s run, let’s lift.
Our First Port of Call
is the classrooms.
Classes aren’t in session yet, kids. Today’s big educational news was class sign ups
Hope you got in early because the fun stuff went fast.
Oh, and Sara Sidle had office hours
and Jenny stops by Eighth's office.
Meanwhile, Back in the Crew Quarters
: Phoebe Halliwell
all have StuCo election posters up. Didn't we just do this?
Angel has a poster
too, for a Magic show at Caritas, which he's talking up to Crichton
while playing with Sean. Then he talks to Janet
about their little sibs. Good luck with that gig.
You're a chatty bunch. Guess it comes of the break.
In the Fourth Floor Common Room: Isabel and Cameron watch cartoons and talk
. Angela comes by
and talks about UFOs and their little sibs. That's going to be a popular topic. Right behind "what classes you got?" and "the new kids." And Yuffie patches
Cam and Aeryn spar
in the Gym too. Then Cam talks condoms
Cally.Ivanova & Lyta
and Jack & Aeryn
find their little sibs. And boy is Harkness friendly.
with help. The help later meets new kid Peter Parker
Aeryn is sneaky.
Paige is annoyed
with Harkness. Jaye is tired
after last night. And neither one of you swung by 402 to let me help...
Marty and Angela carry out
that ferret threat that EVERYONE heard.
Lee has a Naked Slumber Party
! And gang, soon as I set this headset down, I'm right back there.Out in port
makes arrangements with Lilah before he leaves, and Darla finds out he's gone
. Dru's emo in the park
, because Spike's gone
and Darla comes to visit. Sunshine's taken over the duck pond. Good, maybe he can get Snookums.
Justin's in the park, too
Angel and Ivanova shop at Wonka's
At the Perk, Harkness and Rose
bond. Sam got a call from Harkness and shows up
and Isabel stops by
The Brothers now own the pub
Sara talks about her holidays
with Aziraphale and Ivanova goes to the Emporium
*hesitates* Aww Chewie, I told you to set the prof someplace safe before you left! Thanks for getting him, Phoebe
Tex explains what happened
Caritas is hopping tonight
GOB gives a magic show
Angel talks to a lot of people. Yuffie meets a lot of people. And Veronica, Cordy and Pippi sing
which is what people DO in a karaoke bar.On the Commboard
Okay, the phones are very strange today from all I'm hearing. Everyone is getting everyone else's messages. So, um, anyone who got a message from me? Ah, hells, make of it what you want to.
I'll TRY to hit the high points. Talk to your friends. In person.
House has had it
with the weirdness on his machine.
Xander's having a crisis of confidence
, as everyone seems to think he's gay. Blair Sandburg is having much the same
Lee Adama was on the phone all day
, enjoying propositions, declarations of love and gross robot bodily functions. Not to mention the rest of us over for the nakedness.
Phoebe got the ferret sex message
and had a long talk with Bel afterward.
Crichton's voice mail
is full too, with everything from ferret sex, monkeys, naked slumber parties and more ferret sex. Crichton, buddy, are you running a petting zoo or what?Harkness
gets ferret sex fall-out, a couple propositions, discussion of his butt by the new principal, a routed one for Dr. Pierson, a couple refused dates and a Paige propositon, which he takes up.
Angel is getting voicemail
too. Ferret-sex, an invitation from the principal, threats, rejections, love pledges, class suggestions and refusals of dates and invitations.
Angela is chasing
her messages. She's the one for whom the ferret-sex was intended. Enjoy it, doll. She also gets poetry, rejection and Lee Adama in his underwear.
Cally is just getting ferret sex
messages. Poor kid.Dr. Grissom
is getting told not to tape the sex--not even the ferret sex--or that with his little sister Pippi. Offers of money and lingerie come his way, as does the question of why House and Wilson feed him muffins. *sighs* Folks, I just read 'em, I don't write 'em.
Krycek got the usual ferret sex
. Also, Cally in handcuffs, hired by Wonka, Lee Adama in his underwear and pizza.Chiana
was hired by Wonka's propositioned by Paige and told of secret love.
Bridge is getting calls
about Ferret Sex, a refusal from Krycek, a call for help from his little sister, and a reprimand about the ferret sex.
Aeryn is deciding who to kill
. Cam and Crow, looks like you're high on the lady's list.
Maia got called
and came out of it a TA
and got propositioned by Sawyer.
Janet made a bunch of calls
but lost her temper
over the ferret sex and TMI from the Doctor and Parker.
Quinn hit ultrasonic frequencies
in her outrage over all the OMGWTF moments she says she's having.
Chloe suspects gremlins
in the sudden declarations of affection and oversharing.
Anakin is afraid of his voicemail
after it broke his brain several times and outed him and Rory as True Loves.
Draco is fed up with ferret sex
Barbossa is having a good voicemail day
Parker hates Alexander Graham Bell
. She's not into posters, guess.Jaye
got too much ferret sex, but got into the spirit of it and made calls herself.
Rory is traumatized
by Marty's ferret sex among other things.Lindsey
got warned and propositioned.
Piper is weirded and mad
. Alanna, step clear for a few days.
Shep, pal, you didn't get me. But CJ got you.
Vala, like her clone Aeryn, is mad and confused
. Cam, just a hint: candy, flowers and expensive jewelry.
Cam is having the usual
: ferret sex, naked slumber parties and condoms.
Callisto is very confused
. Gremlins, a couple propositions, and more confusion.
Dream was offered
Celtic lit and got a couple settling-in messages.
Sam faced the horror of ferret sex
and naked slumber parties. And confronted Jack about it
Lana got some odd calls
, and did the nice thing and called back.
There's a lot of Ferret Sex, naked partying, condoms, misdirected propositions and the new Principal is putting dents
in the wall of his office.
Sydney and Nadia dress up
. Looking good, ladies.
Isabel has many strange messages
and decides to just take a walk instead of dealing with porn tapes and robots and gremlin spit.
Izzie feels sorry
Lyta returns the odd ferret-sex messages.
Jessica, despite leaving her bra somewhere, is very polite as she returns messages
Nadia lost her temper
over the ferret sex and other weirdness.Walter
gets asked out by Angel. Join the club, buddy.
Molly is so confused
she flees straight to Kiki.Yuffie
can tell something is up, but that doesn't stop her calling back:
Victor calls back
, like the rest of us should. It's the civilized thing, folks.Nadia and Sydney
Jack Harkness is way too friendly
to his little brother, Clark Kent.
Alphonse? Yep, perplexed
by the messages.
Pippi wonders why Angel is calling her about ice hockey
and tries to call her big brother. Cordelia Chase
gets and makes several calls. She ends up back in bed from exhaustion.
Voice mail has defeated
with pizza and ferret sex.
Geoff Chaucer has nothing but propositions
in his voice mail. Lucky man.
Attention please. Lorelei Gilmore-Danes
is neither the police not into robot threesomes.
Darla? A message about being a Big brother
The Doctor ends up knowing too much
about Jack's sex life, which makes him think of CJ. So he calls her. Professor Lyman
is convinced the town is insane by his messages. Give us a couple weeks and it will all sound normal.
Strange calls for Mr. Phale
and for Dr. Wilson
Wonka hires too many people.Jarod
tries to ask Rose out, and is derailed by ferret sex and other stuff.
That's all they sent across my comm board folks.
Until next time, this is the Hero of the Spaceways saying "Clear Skies and Happy Landings. And watch out for the ferrets."
*sound of an engine going to lightspeed.*