[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com
Mel: "Hi Fandom! It's rutting cold. And there's snow. I'm saying this now as a girl from the future: There's benefits to radiation and global warming."

Dawn: "Like polar bears becoming extinct and being able to sunbathe on Antarctica?"

Mel: "If the polar bears can't deal, that's not my problem. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with sunbathing."

Dawn: "I'm so giving the bears your address, and no, but it's for places like Florida, or Australia. Where it's, y'know, warm. Naturally."

Mel: "We live in Fandom. Why should I have to deal with something that comes naturally."

Dawn: "Now I'm just confused, but am feeling the need for some tea. Maybe a scone. Stupid not eating before a broadcast."

Mel: "You've been hanging out with British people too much. Besides it looks like there's a nice bottle of rum here..."

Dawn: "See, this is where a responsible adult would tell you that friends don't let friends do broadcasts drunk. Are there glasses, or are we swigging from the bottle?"

Mel: "There's a mug here that says "Kiss the mutant". You want it?"

Dawn: "Depends. Does it mean I have to kiss the mutant? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but Sam and I kinda have a no kissing anyone else for a while thing going on, and I don't want to screw that up because I drank from the wrong mug. Maybe you should have it?"

Mel: "Fine. Take the bottle. I just want to feel my fingers again. They're freezing."No polar bears or vampires were harmed in the making of this broadcast )

Mel: "I'm thinking that we need to show Dean the meaning of cold. Don't you?"

Dawn: "Mel? That may be the best idea you've had all night. Grab the rum, and let's go do absolutely nothing about Dean. No, really. Because that could get us into trouble."

Mel: "Gee. And we're so adverse to that concept."

Dawn: "Yup. We are all over the adverse. Or something."

Mel: "Right then. Don't we need some sort of catchy slogan thing to say here now?"

Dawn: "Uh huh. You got one handy? Because I'm fresh out."

Mel: "Snow sucks. Rum is awesome. How's that?"

Dawn: "I'm good with it. Night, Fandom!"
[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com
Mel: "Hi Fandom! It's rutting cold. And there's snow. I'm saying this now as a girl from the future: There's benefits to radiation and global warming."

Dawn: "Like polar bears becoming extinct and being able to sunbathe on Antarctica?"

Mel: "If the polar bears can't deal, that's not my problem. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with sunbathing."

Dawn: "I'm so giving the bears your address, and no, but it's for places like Florida, or Australia. Where it's, y'know, warm. Naturally."

Mel: "We live in Fandom. Why should I have to deal with something that comes naturally."

Dawn: "Now I'm just confused, but am feeling the need for some tea. Maybe a scone. Stupid not eating before a broadcast."

Mel: "You've been hanging out with British people too much. Besides it looks like there's a nice bottle of rum here..."

Dawn: "See, this is where a responsible adult would tell you that friends don't let friends do broadcasts drunk. Are there glasses, or are we swigging from the bottle?"

Mel: "There's a mug here that says "Kiss the mutant". You want it?"

Dawn: "Depends. Does it mean I have to kiss the mutant? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but Sam and I kinda have a no kissing anyone else for a while thing going on, and I don't want to screw that up because I drank from the wrong mug. Maybe you should have it?"

Mel: "Fine. Take the bottle. I just want to feel my fingers again. They're freezing."No polar bears or vampires were harmed in the making of this broadcast )

Mel: "I'm thinking that we need to show Dean the meaning of cold. Don't you?"

Dawn: "Mel? That may be the best idea you've had all night. Grab the rum, and let's go do absolutely nothing about Dean. No, really. Because that could get us into trouble."

Mel: "Gee. And we're so adverse to that concept."

Dawn: "Yup. We are all over the adverse. Or something."

Mel: "Right then. Don't we need some sort of catchy slogan thing to say here now?"

Dawn: "Uh huh. You got one handy? Because I'm fresh out."

Mel: "Snow sucks. Rum is awesome. How's that?"

Dawn: "I'm good with it. Night, Fandom!"
[identity profile] isourking.livejournal.com
*sounds of feedback*

*static*

*sounds of various buttons being mashed*

*more feedback*

I don't know how you bloody muggles can use this stuff. Can't you just point a wand at your throat and yell "Sonorus" like normal people? Nooooo! You have to use bloody wires and eckletricity and- wait. What does that red light mean? Did I get it to work?

Bloody thing.

HELLO FANDOM! THIS IS RON WEASLEY! CAN YOU HEAR ME? SOME SQUIRRELS DRAGGED ME INTO THIS RAY-DEE-0H STATION TO DO THIS NEWS THING! I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU CAN HEAR ME SO I AM JUST GOING TO SPEAK VERY LOUDLY! OKAY?!

Cut for lots of shouting and multiple characters )
[identity profile] isourking.livejournal.com
*sounds of feedback*

*static*

*sounds of various buttons being mashed*

*more feedback*

I don't know how you bloody muggles can use this stuff. Can't you just point a wand at your throat and yell "Sonorus" like normal people? Nooooo! You have to use bloody wires and eckletricity and- wait. What does that red light mean? Did I get it to work?

Bloody thing.

HELLO FANDOM! THIS IS RON WEASLEY! CAN YOU HEAR ME? SOME SQUIRRELS DRAGGED ME INTO THIS RAY-DEE-0H STATION TO DO THIS NEWS THING! I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU CAN HEAR ME SO I AM JUST GOING TO SPEAK VERY LOUDLY! OKAY?!

Cut for lots of shouting and multiple characters )
[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com
Jim: Hello, Fandom! It's another Thursday and that means Jim and Pam on the radio. I'm Jim and this is... Pam, something's different about you. New haircut?

Mel: Shut up. I'm not Pam. This is Mel Fray. You don't want to know why I am here. Can we get this over with please?

Jim: Wow, Pam. Speeding things along a little tonight. Are you feeling okay?

Mel: Stop calling me Pam.

Jim: Okay, Pamela. Bad mood.

Mel: Don't call me that! And I'm not in a bad mood!

Jim: Okay, okay. I'll take your word for it. Want to start reading the notes? Pam.

Mel: *snarl*

BFF! )

Jim:And that's it. Farewell, Fandom, Pam is about to kill me even though that sounds very unlike Pam.

Mel: Say Farewell to Jim, Fandom. Not-Pam is going to leave his body in a dumpster behind the station.

Jim: Always joking, Pam. Night everyone!

[OOC: Written, of course, with the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] cantjossme.]
[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com
Jim: Hello, Fandom! It's another Thursday and that means Jim and Pam on the radio. I'm Jim and this is... Pam, something's different about you. New haircut?

Mel: Shut up. I'm not Pam. This is Mel Fray. You don't want to know why I am here. Can we get this over with please?

Jim: Wow, Pam. Speeding things along a little tonight. Are you feeling okay?

Mel: Stop calling me Pam.

Jim: Okay, Pamela. Bad mood.

Mel: Don't call me that! And I'm not in a bad mood!

Jim: Okay, okay. I'll take your word for it. Want to start reading the notes? Pam.

Mel: *snarl*

BFF! )

Jim:And that's it. Farewell, Fandom, Pam is about to kill me even though that sounds very unlike Pam.

Mel: Say Farewell to Jim, Fandom. Not-Pam is going to leave his body in a dumpster behind the station.

Jim: Always joking, Pam. Night everyone!

[OOC: Written, of course, with the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] cantjossme.]

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