[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Lacey had no idea why she'd gotten pulled in to do this or where in the world Jack Sparrow was that she'd gotten tapped for the job, but she'd decided to take it as a compliment, because awww, clearly the squirrels missed her!

And so, around midday, a broadcast went out over the usual WTFH frequencies, including the PA system (and Lacey wasn't asking how Jack had managed that).

"Um, hi, everybody! Lacey Burrows here, with this little sheet of paper the squirrels handed me."

After they'd hustled her into the radio booth, but shh.

"Congratulations to this semester's radio broadcast personalities, as selected by you, the people of Fandom:

Lucas Lee
Captain Jack Sparrow
Vice-Principal Deadpool
Cara
Luke Castellan and Leo Valdez
Shunsui Kyoraku and Kukaku Shiba
Captain Hook

Well done, all of you, and good luck with the squirrels! And your boss, wherever he is . . ."

Luckily, before she could provide any more commentary on that particular question, some enterprising little rodent shut the microphone off.
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Lacey had no idea why she'd gotten pulled in to do this or where in the world Jack Sparrow was that she'd gotten tapped for the job, but she'd decided to take it as a compliment, because awww, clearly the squirrels missed her!

And so, around midday, a broadcast went out over the usual WTFH frequencies, including the PA system (and Lacey wasn't asking how Jack had managed that).

"Um, hi, everybody! Lacey Burrows here, with this little sheet of paper the squirrels handed me."

After they'd hustled her into the radio booth, but shh.

"Congratulations to this semester's radio broadcast personalities, as selected by you, the people of Fandom:

Lucas Lee
Captain Jack Sparrow
Vice-Principal Deadpool
Cara
Luke Castellan and Leo Valdez
Shunsui Kyoraku and Kukaku Shiba
Captain Hook

Well done, all of you, and good luck with the squirrels! And your boss, wherever he is . . ."

Luckily, before she could provide any more commentary on that particular question, some enterprising little rodent shut the microphone off.
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Evening, Fandom! Are there any more of you back yet tonight? It feels a little like shouting into a wind. On the prairie.

. . . none of you are prairie squirrels, huh? Figures.

Well, all is still quiet over in the school building, except for Principal Washburn, who was having fun with filing in preparation for the new semester, and when I say 'fun,' I mean take it with a grain of salt the size of something sticking out of the Rocky Bits.

Unless you actually do have fun with that, Principal Washburn, in which case I'm not judging.

And the only thing going in the dorms today was . . . um . . . Bruce in the common room observing an eggnog-drunk, passed-out gremlin. Boy, you kids resort to some strange hobbies when you have no classes! Maladicta and the owl with her wanted to know what Bruce did to the gremlin -- which is nothing besides observe it -- and thought it would be funny to hide the gremlin in the cupboards for someone to find, but Bruce wouldn't have anything to do with that. At first. Quinn caught up with Maladicta about how break was going, and told her she came back early because home was boring, and talked to Bruce about the strange things gremlins may or may not get up to, and whether Santa might be a gremlin.

. . . oh, I think I just felt a little of my childhood shrieking in horror.

Bruce's anthropological study in drunk gremlins confused Cara, who debated drunken gremlin behavior and the definitions of a tragic past with him.

Drunk gremlins spur some interesting conversations. How about that? Something educational over break after all.

Ender was at Fixer-Uppers talking to Karla on the phone about the break and what's going on at home. Quinn was back -- as mentioned earlier -- at work at the Arms, taking advantage of Christmas tree candy canes, and Claudia was at Book Haven reading some less than favorable material about capitalism and . . . what's wrong with Boxing Day? Other than how Americans don't celebrate it. I don't get that. I was at Luke's making sure my plants were thriving, which I'm pleased to report they were, and Jaina was at the Perk catching up on news from home.

Just in case you thought we were completely devoid of non-drunken-gremlin Fandom weirdness this week, nope, Sherlock is no longer a cat, and -- heh -- turned human again in front of John. This was, by all squirrelly reports, an amazingly calm and levelheaded incident.

Aww.

Aaaaaaaaand Jake's back after Christmas at home, and back on duty at Caritas.

Other than that? You all have been quiet. That's all from me tonight, so -- this is Lacey Burrows for WTFH, signing off. Good night, Fandom!
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Evening, Fandom! Are there any more of you back yet tonight? It feels a little like shouting into a wind. On the prairie.

. . . none of you are prairie squirrels, huh? Figures.

Well, all is still quiet over in the school building, except for Principal Washburn, who was having fun with filing in preparation for the new semester, and when I say 'fun,' I mean take it with a grain of salt the size of something sticking out of the Rocky Bits.

Unless you actually do have fun with that, Principal Washburn, in which case I'm not judging.

And the only thing going in the dorms today was . . . um . . . Bruce in the common room observing an eggnog-drunk, passed-out gremlin. Boy, you kids resort to some strange hobbies when you have no classes! Maladicta and the owl with her wanted to know what Bruce did to the gremlin -- which is nothing besides observe it -- and thought it would be funny to hide the gremlin in the cupboards for someone to find, but Bruce wouldn't have anything to do with that. At first. Quinn caught up with Maladicta about how break was going, and told her she came back early because home was boring, and talked to Bruce about the strange things gremlins may or may not get up to, and whether Santa might be a gremlin.

. . . oh, I think I just felt a little of my childhood shrieking in horror.

Bruce's anthropological study in drunk gremlins confused Cara, who debated drunken gremlin behavior and the definitions of a tragic past with him.

Drunk gremlins spur some interesting conversations. How about that? Something educational over break after all.

Ender was at Fixer-Uppers talking to Karla on the phone about the break and what's going on at home. Quinn was back -- as mentioned earlier -- at work at the Arms, taking advantage of Christmas tree candy canes, and Claudia was at Book Haven reading some less than favorable material about capitalism and . . . what's wrong with Boxing Day? Other than how Americans don't celebrate it. I don't get that. I was at Luke's making sure my plants were thriving, which I'm pleased to report they were, and Jaina was at the Perk catching up on news from home.

Just in case you thought we were completely devoid of non-drunken-gremlin Fandom weirdness this week, nope, Sherlock is no longer a cat, and -- heh -- turned human again in front of John. This was, by all squirrelly reports, an amazingly calm and levelheaded incident.

Aww.

Aaaaaaaaand Jake's back after Christmas at home, and back on duty at Caritas.

Other than that? You all have been quiet. That's all from me tonight, so -- this is Lacey Burrows for WTFH, signing off. Good night, Fandom!
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Evening, Fandom! If you're there. It's been pretty quiet today, hasn't it? But oooh, pretty -- look at the lights!

It's so festive. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Evening, Fandom! If you're there. It's been pretty quiet today, hasn't it? But oooh, pretty -- look at the lights!

It's so festive. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, everyone! Lacey Burrows here, and I made it all the way to the station on my own and didn't get lost this week. How about that, huh?

*chittering*

Oh, stop it. That does not sound that pathetic.

. . . does it?

Don't ask, Lacey. Just don't. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, everyone! Lacey Burrows here, and I made it all the way to the station on my own and didn't get lost this week. How about that, huh?

*chittering*

Oh, stop it. That does not sound that pathetic.

. . . does it?

Don't ask, Lacey. Just don't. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Lacey: Thanks for the escort.

Tahiri: Don't mention it. Force knows you'd be a lost cause trying to get here on your own.

Lacey: Well, it is a little spooky out there . . .

Tahiri: A little spooky like Kessel is only a minor problem if you're claustrophobic . . .

Lacey: I have no idea what that means.

Tahiri: Oh, I think the point spoke for itself pretty well.

Lacey: Right. Anyway. Hi, Fandom -- and I do hope most of my regular listening audience is still out there. Lacey Burrows here, along with --

Tahiri: Tahiri Veila, and I hope you don't expect me to do all the talking just because I came along.

Well, this'll be fun. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Lacey: Thanks for the escort.

Tahiri: Don't mention it. Force knows you'd be a lost cause trying to get here on your own.

Lacey: Well, it is a little spooky out there . . .

Tahiri: A little spooky like Kessel is only a minor problem if you're claustrophobic . . .

Lacey: I have no idea what that means.

Tahiri: Oh, I think the point spoke for itself pretty well.

Lacey: Right. Anyway. Hi, Fandom -- and I do hope most of my regular listening audience is still out there. Lacey Burrows here, along with --

Tahiri: Tahiri Veila, and I hope you don't expect me to do all the talking just because I came along.

Well, this'll be fun. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, Fandom! Happy Monday! Well, I hope it's a happy Monday for you, unless you're a Roughriders fan. If you're an Als fan . . . don't talk to me.

*chittering*

Yeah, so what if I don't know that much about football? I can still cheer!

*chittering*

. . . yes, I at least know which team to cheer for, thank you very much. Even if I don't necessarily know what they're doing.

Luckily, the rest of this broadcast is not CFL-related. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, Fandom! Happy Monday! Well, I hope it's a happy Monday for you, unless you're a Roughriders fan. If you're an Als fan . . . don't talk to me.

*chittering*

Yeah, so what if I don't know that much about football? I can still cheer!

*chittering*

. . . yes, I at least know which team to cheer for, thank you very much. Even if I don't necessarily know what they're doing.

Luckily, the rest of this broadcast is not CFL-related. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hiiiiiiiiii, everyone! Lacey Burrows here with you on WTFH, happy Monday, and I hope we're all feeling more or less back to n -- usual. Not . . . 'cause . . . y'know, Fandom . . . never mind.

Anyway.

Quiet kind of day. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hiiiiiiiiii, everyone! Lacey Burrows here with you on WTFH, happy Monday, and I hope we're all feeling more or less back to n -- usual. Not . . . 'cause . . . y'know, Fandom . . . never mind.

Anyway.

Quiet kind of day. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
. . . and you guys couldn't have kidnapped someone else for the night? I mean, really, just for once there could've --

*chittering*

Did I mention I've only got a couple of hours left before I lose my shot at getting a three-star rating on this Cafe World catering job?

*squirrel laughter that is nothing if not distinctly mocking*

Oh, fine. But just for that I'm getting this over with quick. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
. . . and you guys couldn't have kidnapped someone else for the night? I mean, really, just for once there could've --

*chittering*

Did I mention I've only got a couple of hours left before I lose my shot at getting a three-star rating on this Cafe World catering job?

*squirrel laughter that is nothing if not distinctly mocking*

Oh, fine. But just for that I'm getting this over with quick. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Helloooooooooooooooooo, Fandom, and good evening! How are you all tonight? Yes, it's Tuesday, yes, this is Lacey Burrows, yes, these squirrels are really enjoying some team bonding -- bonding -- here in the booth tonight, and it's just a great week, isn't it?

. . . yes.

Oh, yeah, it's gonna be that kind of week. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Helloooooooooooooooooo, Fandom, and good evening! How are you all tonight? Yes, it's Tuesday, yes, this is Lacey Burrows, yes, these squirrels are really enjoying some team bonding -- bonding -- here in the booth tonight, and it's just a great week, isn't it?

. . . yes.

Oh, yeah, it's gonna be that kind of week. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, Fandom, and happy day after Halloween! Boy, it looks like it was an eventful one for some of you, wasn't it?

*squirrel snickering*

. . . I don't want to talk about it, no. So let's see those notes, shall we? Yes. And indeed we shall. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, Fandom, and happy day after Halloween! Boy, it looks like it was an eventful one for some of you, wasn't it?

*squirrel snickering*

. . . I don't want to talk about it, no. So let's see those notes, shall we? Yes. And indeed we shall. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Evening, Fandom! Lacey Burrows here, and are we all ready for Halloween yet? I know, I know, it all goes really fast from here -- first Halloween, and before you know it, it's time for the all-Yule Log, all-the-time channel. I love that channel. I have it on my iPod.

Anyway, here's the news in Fandom for the day!

Perhaps the cut tag will help stave off the rapid advent of the end of the year. Or not. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Evening, Fandom! Lacey Burrows here, and are we all ready for Halloween yet? I know, I know, it all goes really fast from here -- first Halloween, and before you know it, it's time for the all-Yule Log, all-the-time channel. I love that channel. I have it on my iPod.

Anyway, here's the news in Fandom for the day!

Perhaps the cut tag will help stave off the rapid advent of the end of the year. Or not. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Evening, Fandom! How are you, ladies, gentlemen, Fandomites of all persuasions whatever you may or may not usually be?

*annoyed chittering*

I am trying to be inclusive here, if you don't mind.

Do they? The world may never know. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Evening, Fandom! How are you, ladies, gentlemen, Fandomites of all persuasions whatever you may or may not usually be?

*annoyed chittering*

I am trying to be inclusive here, if you don't mind.

Do they? The world may never know. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, Fandom! Is this thing on?

*chittering*

Yes, I know the little light is on, thank you, it was a joke, I --

*mocking squirrel noises and a chorus of squirrelly raspberries*

Okay, enough, the weather forecast did not call for showers! Ew. Um, gosh, is anyone even out there? Can you guys hear me out in Vail? Well, look, I have a stack of notes here and a small furry crowd looking at me with beady, expectant little eyes, so I'm just going to read these, okay?

Well, okay then, Lacey. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, Fandom! Is this thing on?

*chittering*

Yes, I know the little light is on, thank you, it was a joke, I --

*mocking squirrel noises and a chorus of squirrelly raspberries*

Okay, enough, the weather forecast did not call for showers! Ew. Um, gosh, is anyone even out there? Can you guys hear me out in Vail? Well, look, I have a stack of notes here and a small furry crowd looking at me with beady, expectant little eyes, so I'm just going to read these, okay?

Well, okay then, Lacey. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Evening, Fandom! How's it feel to be visitor-free again? I'd ask for a show of hands but, funny thing, I can't see you! Wacky, isn't it? *forced giggle*

*tiny squirrel raspberry noises*

Boy, you are a tough crowd. Or should I say a tough nut to crack?

*tiny squirrel jeering*

What do you mean, don't quit my day job? )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Evening, Fandom! How's it feel to be visitor-free again? I'd ask for a show of hands but, funny thing, I can't see you! Wacky, isn't it? *forced giggle*

*tiny squirrel raspberry noises*

Boy, you are a tough crowd. Or should I say a tough nut to crack?

*tiny squirrel jeering*

What do you mean, don't quit my day job? )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom, and welcome to another Monday! Lacey Burrows, here to help you try and start it off on a cheerful note!

Because that was what everyone wanted, Lacey. Really. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom, and welcome to another Monday! Lacey Burrows, here to help you try and start it off on a cheerful note!

Because that was what everyone wanted, Lacey. Really. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Evening, Fandom, and happy fish-free Monday! This is Lacey Burrows, and it's that time again!

No, not that time. Not that one either. THAT one. Yeah, that's it. )

[[This was never in the wrong comm. You are delusional. >.>]]
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Evening, Fandom, and happy fish-free Monday! This is Lacey Burrows, and it's that time again!

No, not that time. Not that one either. THAT one. Yeah, that's it. )

[[This was never in the wrong comm. You are delusional. >.>]]
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Goooooooooooood evening, Fandom! This is Lacey Burrows on WTFH and gosh, what can I say? Thank you all for voting for me again. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside that --

*chittering*

*thunk of a mic getting knocked over*


Okay, okay, everyone's a critic, sheesh. Fine, I'll get on with it.

This mercifully much-abbreviated intro brought to you courtesy of rodents who care. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Goooooooooooood evening, Fandom! This is Lacey Burrows on WTFH and gosh, what can I say? Thank you all for voting for me again. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside that --

*chittering*

*thunk of a mic getting knocked over*


Okay, okay, everyone's a critic, sheesh. Fine, I'll get on with it.

This mercifully much-abbreviated intro brought to you courtesy of rodents who care. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom! Lacey Burrows here on WTFH, and welcome to the first night of the new semester. First day of new classes, first day of classes for new students . . . it all makes me want to go out and buy school supplies even though I haven't needed to do that in . . .

Well, never mind that. Because it's longer than she'll admit to. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom! Lacey Burrows here on WTFH, and welcome to the first night of the new semester. First day of new classes, first day of classes for new students . . . it all makes me want to go out and buy school supplies even though I haven't needed to do that in . . .

Well, never mind that. Because it's longer than she'll admit to. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, Fandom! It's Thursday evening again, and this is Lacey Burrows here on WTFH, along with a few really subdued squirrels. It is a quiet break week. Sort of the calm before the new semester storm.

Tonight the W in WTFH may stand for 'Wibble.' )

[OOC: I can't lie, I cried writing parts of this.]
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, Fandom! It's Thursday evening again, and this is Lacey Burrows here on WTFH, along with a few really subdued squirrels. It is a quiet break week. Sort of the calm before the new semester storm.

Tonight the W in WTFH may stand for 'Wibble.' )

[OOC: I can't lie, I cried writing parts of this.]
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, everybody! Lacey Burrows here on another Thursday night and how about that, huh, everybody? Almost the end of another week! Almost the end of the last week of the term. Are you excited?

Lacey's not that excited, she's just trying too hard to sound like it. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, everybody! Lacey Burrows here on another Thursday night and how about that, huh, everybody? Almost the end of another week! Almost the end of the last week of the term. Are you excited?

Lacey's not that excited, she's just trying too hard to sound like it. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Evening, Fandom! Isn't it a nice evening, too?

. . . well, relatively. Compared to last Thursday. Oh, come on. What's a little Celine Dion compared to last week?

*chorus of squirrels humming "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"*

Don't answer that. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Evening, Fandom! Isn't it a nice evening, too?

. . . well, relatively. Compared to last Thursday. Oh, come on. What's a little Celine Dion compared to last week?

*chorus of squirrels humming "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"*

Don't answer that. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Katchoo: -- IN THE FRIKKIN' BOOTH ALREADY, YOU STUPID --

Lacey: Okay, okay, ow! We're in . . . oh, gosh, did you hear that?

Katchoo: Heard it. Heard a lot of it. They're just shadows. Don't let it get to you. The mutant roaches, on the other hand . . .

Lacey: Ugh. Oh, we're on. Uh, hi, Fandom? Lacey Burrows here, with my former cohost --

Katchoo: -- and temporary bodyguard, apparently. Hopefully if you're hearing this, you're somewhere safe. 'cause lemme tell ya, right now it ain't out there, and oh, God . . .

One broadcast, behind the cut at the price of one click. Offer void where prohibited. )
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Katchoo: -- IN THE FRIKKIN' BOOTH ALREADY, YOU STUPID --

Lacey: Okay, okay, ow! We're in . . . oh, gosh, did you hear that?

Katchoo: Heard it. Heard a lot of it. They're just shadows. Don't let it get to you. The mutant roaches, on the other hand . . .

Lacey: Ugh. Oh, we're on. Uh, hi, Fandom? Lacey Burrows here, with my former cohost --

Katchoo: -- and temporary bodyguard, apparently. Hopefully if you're hearing this, you're somewhere safe. 'cause lemme tell ya, right now it ain't out there, and oh, God . . .

One broadcast, behind the cut at the price of one click. Offer void where prohibited. )

Fandom Radio, July 29

Thursday, July 29th, 2010 11:17 pm
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, everybody! Lacey Burrows here, and --

*chittering*

No, where I was last week is completely irrelevant to this --

*smug chittering*

It's not current enough for modern news standards, okay? Now be quiet and give me the notes.

How cheerful the squirrels were about complying is entirely your guess. )

Fandom Radio, July 29

Thursday, July 29th, 2010 11:17 pm
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, everybody! Lacey Burrows here, and --

*chittering*

No, where I was last week is completely irrelevant to this --

*smug chittering*

It's not current enough for modern news standards, okay? Now be quiet and give me the notes.

How cheerful the squirrels were about complying is entirely your guess. )

Fandom Radio, July 8

Thursday, July 8th, 2010 11:20 pm
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, everyone, and happy Thursday? *annoyed chittering* It's called a standard greeting, okay? I'm not changing it just because a few squirrels with an overly-inflated sense of importance think it's boring. Lacey Burrows here, with the news for you on this Thursday night, and we're almost to the end of the first week of the new term! How do you like them apples? )

Fandom Radio, July 8

Thursday, July 8th, 2010 11:20 pm
[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com
Hi, everyone, and happy Thursday? *annoyed chittering* It's called a standard greeting, okay? I'm not changing it just because a few squirrels with an overly-inflated sense of importance think it's boring. Lacey Burrows here, with the news for you on this Thursday night, and we're almost to the end of the first week of the new term! How do you like them apples? )

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