Hello everyone! This is John Crichton coming at you large and in charge! Well, not large in the literal sense. Stop smirking, Cameron! Stop it! Anyway, I'm large and in charge in a metaphorical way. Completely metaphorical. Well, wait, some other parts of my body might be large...not like that you gutter dwellers!School on Saturday? Surely, You Jest!
Crazy Hooker and Scary Mute Ninja held detention
today. Alec, Joxer, Walter Dornez, Tyler Durden, Gwynn Hood, Pippi Longstocking, Jamie Madrox, Conner McKnight, Cameron Mitchell, M. Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Pevensie, Nadia Santos, Dawn Summers, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester. Good grief, that's a lot of you. You'd almost think you wanted detention. Hey Cam? Tell me, are they aliens?Dorm Room With A View
In the dorms, Charlie
sends some email. I didn't receive anything so it was obviously not for me. Charlie, have you forsaken me? I'm returning your stamps immediately! Pip
is human again! Congratulations, Pip! Pippi, Nadia and River
check on Pip after his transformation back into human. Checking to see if all pertinent parts are there, aren't you, ladies?Aeryn Sun
, all around ass kicker, loves kittens! Percival is her little bundle of awesome joy! River
paints something, Veronica
does some research, and Marie
writes a letter. Hi Marie! Sorry this broadcast isn't too insane. I must be tired tonight. Next week, I'll do my best Barbossa impression! Tempe
talks to her wee kitties too. Spread the kitty love!
In room 213
continues to play with her new BFF, Percival. And she came up with that name all on her own! Tyler's
acting a bit odd, Isabel
talks to people and reassures Gregory of the Stickbugs, and then Rory, Dawn and me
all dot watch. Dots are cool.Nadia
didn't have fun in detention. What? Need some cheering up, Nadia? I can go Swamp Thing for you! And Pippi
listens to music. It wasn't Yanni, was it?
In the third floor common room
, Bel is hanging out and watching Celebrity Poker. Kaylee and Bel
decide that crazy is normal. Add me to the list of people who agrees with that! Marie
bothers Bel and talks to Kaylee
about Kaylee's abilities.
Everyone in this school as cool abilities but me, huh? All I am is metaphorically large. Still in the third floor common room, Walter
talks to Marie about detention and workshops, Gwynn
is still in shock after detention, and Jack
meets Marie. Were you shirtless, Jack? I heard your cabin encouraged that?
Still in the busy third floor common room, Jack
also meets Kaylee, Briar
talks to Marie about magic, and promises to check out Jack's
plant. If this wasn't Fandom, that statement would sound weird. Anyway, Walter
is in shock after detention, Walter and Bel
talk about poker, Joxer
tells Kaylee about detention, and Joxer and Marie
talk about each other's days.
In the third floor common room, Bel
is annoyed at Joxer's shoeless feet. Why? Did they smell? Have corns? Seras
tries to get Marie excited about the World Cup. Go...team who is good! And Bel and Seras
talk competitive sports!
In the fourth floor common room
puts a flyer on the door, Jude
tells Lana about his experience as a canary, and Ranma
stop by.Tim Desmond
puts up posters advertising a movie night! Marie
also puts up posters advertising cheerleading practice. Unfortunately, I've heard from my good friend Johnina and she won't be able to make it. That's her time for her weekly pedicure.Takin' You Downtown!
At Caritas, Veronica
catches up with Weevil. Alfred and Clark
stop into All and Sundries while Seras watches soccer! Go...team! Jude and Clark
go to Weasley's for the first time and River
stops into Luke's and talks to Tim.
And then there are mummies! Kawalsky, Sam Carter, Cameron, Alanna, Luna, Molly, Parker, Isabel, Tyler, Xander and Bridge fight mummies!
. And then they lay into the big bad guy!
In more mummy fighting news, Aeryn, Callisto, Alec, Dean, Sam Winchester, Z, Buffy, Anakin, Peter Parker, and D'Anna fight mummies
as well. But not mommies. Evil mommies would be fricking scary! And then they take on a giant scorpion!The Fandom Troopers
get there too late! Woe! Maybe you guys need more chocolate?Clark
comes into the clinic during Natalie's shift with his duck and Tommy
plays with the television during his shift at the clinic.
And that's all the time we have for today! But, before I go, I'm sending this out to one special lady...and no, it's not Rita Skeeter!( Muuuuuuuuuuusic! )
I love you, my mummy fighting bad ass! This is John Crichton, the metaphorically large one, signing off!