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Hello, Fandom! This is John Crichton and this is my final radio broadcast. I know, we're all sad, aren't we? So, how about we break this down, Fandom style? Ready? Right, here we go.

And Then There Was INSANITY! )

Ahem. Well, that's all for me, folks! This is John Crichton, signing off for the last time. I love you all, I miss you all, and I'll see you soon! Bye!

[Of course, all impressions are through John's eyes and should not be taken seriously at all. He's a nutcase and I just wanted to do something insane for his last radio.]
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Hello, Fandom! This is John Crichton and this is my final radio broadcast. I know, we're all sad, aren't we? So, how about we break this down, Fandom style? Ready? Right, here we go.

And Then There Was INSANITY! )

Ahem. Well, that's all for me, folks! This is John Crichton, signing off for the last time. I love you all, I miss you all, and I'll see you soon! Bye!

[Of course, all impressions are through John's eyes and should not be taken seriously at all. He's a nutcase and I just wanted to do something insane for his last radio.]
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening ladies and gentleman, it's John "My Pants are More Interesting Than Yours" Crichton back again for another lovely night of broadcasting the radio from Massachusetts. The squirrels here have gotten used to the chillier weather and Aeryn's cooking. Me, I'm still getting there.

Broadcast Tiem Nau! )

This is John Crichton in Massachusetts. Willow. Dearest heart. Dearest intelligent awesome person. I have three words for you. Meatloaf. Concert. Tickets.

Goodnight, Fandom!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening ladies and gentleman, it's John "My Pants are More Interesting Than Yours" Crichton back again for another lovely night of broadcasting the radio from Massachusetts. The squirrels here have gotten used to the chillier weather and Aeryn's cooking. Me, I'm still getting there.

Broadcast Tiem Nau! )

This is John Crichton in Massachusetts. Willow. Dearest heart. Dearest intelligent awesome person. I have three words for you. Meatloaf. Concert. Tickets.

Goodnight, Fandom!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening Fandom and this is your host, John Crichton, once again coming at you live from Massachusetts. Aeryn brought us home from steak and potatoes tonight so we be eating good!

Words Words Word )

And that's all from Massachusetts! This has been John Crichton. Drool on, Fandom, drool on!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening Fandom and this is your host, John Crichton, once again coming at you live from Massachusetts. Aeryn brought us home from steak and potatoes tonight so we be eating good!

Words Words Word )

And that's all from Massachusetts! This has been John Crichton. Drool on, Fandom, drool on!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of Fandom High Radio with John Crichton, the one and the only. Everything is just peaches and cream up here in Massachusetts. Aeryn's got herself a job, I've got myself too many classes and we got ourselves a houseguest! Aeryn says hello and she'll totally get you all free food from her job when you come visit!

Raaaaaadio! )

And that's our show for tonight! From Massachusetts with love, this is John Crichton and we miss you all!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of Fandom High Radio with John Crichton, the one and the only. Everything is just peaches and cream up here in Massachusetts. Aeryn's got herself a job, I've got myself too many classes and we got ourselves a houseguest! Aeryn says hello and she'll totally get you all free food from her job when you come visit!

Raaaaaadio! )

And that's our show for tonight! From Massachusetts with love, this is John Crichton and we miss you all!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Yo yo yo yo yo, what up, Fandom fo shizzle? This be da one, da only J-Dawg Crichton! Here to be bringing you the latest and greatest news, boooooooooy.

Pretty Fly for A White Guy )

And dat be all from the House that Crichton built. Fo shizzle my nizzle kabizzle in hizzle!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Yo yo yo yo yo, what up, Fandom fo shizzle? This be da one, da only J-Dawg Crichton! Here to be bringing you the latest and greatest news, boooooooooy.

Pretty Fly for A White Guy )

And dat be all from the House that Crichton built. Fo shizzle my nizzle kabizzle in hizzle!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good greetings Fandom! This is John Crichton, coming at you live from Massachusetts where Aeryn Sun had her very first day of work. And she didn't kill anyone! She did have to wear a jaunty hat and lots of flare and I have pictures!

Raaaaaaaaadio! )

And that's been another broadcast by John Crichton. When the Umbridge gets you down, just...dance. I don't know, I'm out of catchy tag lines. Night!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good greetings Fandom! This is John Crichton, coming at you live from Massachusetts where Aeryn Sun had her very first day of work. And she didn't kill anyone! She did have to wear a jaunty hat and lots of flare and I have pictures!

Raaaaaaaaadio! )

And that's been another broadcast by John Crichton. When the Umbridge gets you down, just...dance. I don't know, I'm out of catchy tag lines. Night!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom! This is John Crichton coming at you live from Cambridge, Massachusetts! We're all settled in our new apartment and awaiting our first house guests. Hi Anakin! Hi Rory! Bring Twister! We're playing! Girls versus boys!

Did Plodder Release You All Finally? )

That's another edition of Fandom Radio down for the count! I'm John Crichton and I'll see you back here next Monday, same Crichton time, same Crichton place.
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom! This is John Crichton coming at you live from Cambridge, Massachusetts! We're all settled in our new apartment and awaiting our first house guests. Hi Anakin! Hi Rory! Bring Twister! We're playing! Girls versus boys!

Did Plodder Release You All Finally? )

That's another edition of Fandom Radio down for the count! I'm John Crichton and I'll see you back here next Monday, same Crichton time, same Crichton place.
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
On the radio again! Just can't wait to get on the radio again! Hello folks, this is John Crichton coming at you live from the road! Yep, Aeryn and I are on a bus bound for Massachusetts and the damn radio squirrels followed us. These little twits can get anywhere.

Make the World Go Round )

And I must go, dear Fandomites! The bus is pulling into the stop and I need an icepack for my arm. DINOSAURS. YOU ALL HAD DINOSAURS and I have to go eat bus stop food. This is John Crichton, signing off. I hate you all.
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
On the radio again! Just can't wait to get on the radio again! Hello folks, this is John Crichton coming at you live from the road! Yep, Aeryn and I are on a bus bound for Massachusetts and the damn radio squirrels followed us. These little twits can get anywhere.

Make the World Go Round )

And I must go, dear Fandomites! The bus is pulling into the stop and I need an icepack for my arm. DINOSAURS. YOU ALL HAD DINOSAURS and I have to go eat bus stop food. This is John Crichton, signing off. I hate you all.
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Hello, hello Fandom and welcome to another exciting edition of Fandom Radio! I'm your host, John Crichton. And yes, I did just leave yesterday. But, apparently, a few of the squirrels followed us and, while Aeryn lounges on the deck and drinks a pop, I'm going to be bringing you the latest and greatest from the place I just left.

If you all talked nearly as much as you did last Monday, I'm coming back and stealing every single pair of pants I can find. That means Hades without pants. Ares without pants.

DEADPOOL WITHOUT PANTS. Your eyes will not survive the onslaught of those full moons.

Words Go Here )

And that's all the time I have tonight. I must send the squirrels back to Fandom and go be on vacation. In Crichton terms, that means we're playing Scrabble. All night long. Goodbye and good luck!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Hello, hello Fandom and welcome to another exciting edition of Fandom Radio! I'm your host, John Crichton. And yes, I did just leave yesterday. But, apparently, a few of the squirrels followed us and, while Aeryn lounges on the deck and drinks a pop, I'm going to be bringing you the latest and greatest from the place I just left.

If you all talked nearly as much as you did last Monday, I'm coming back and stealing every single pair of pants I can find. That means Hades without pants. Ares without pants.

DEADPOOL WITHOUT PANTS. Your eyes will not survive the onslaught of those full moons.

Words Go Here )

And that's all the time I have tonight. I must send the squirrels back to Fandom and go be on vacation. In Crichton terms, that means we're playing Scrabble. All night long. Goodbye and good luck!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening Fandom and I'd just like you all to know that I hate you. Yes, all of you. These notes are thicker than the damn Kama Sutra. Not that I've read the Kama Sutra. It was totally Angel's, okay!

Ask Your Friends )

That's all from me tonight. EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP.
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening Fandom and I'd just like you all to know that I hate you. Yes, all of you. These notes are thicker than the damn Kama Sutra. Not that I've read the Kama Sutra. It was totally Angel's, okay!

Ask Your Friends )

That's all from me tonight. EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP.
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Welcome to another fun filled edition of Fandom Radio starring John Crichton. Whoopy. Do I sound enthused? I am, really. No, really. Do you not hear the elation in my voice? I'm so happy to be here. Let's get on with it before I start confessing my problems to the squirrels.

Insert Radio Broadcast Here )

And that's all I have for you today. Until next time, well, you're all just fired like a flaming fire on top of Vice Principal McFired's head. Goodnight.
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Welcome to another fun filled edition of Fandom Radio starring John Crichton. Whoopy. Do I sound enthused? I am, really. No, really. Do you not hear the elation in my voice? I'm so happy to be here. Let's get on with it before I start confessing my problems to the squirrels.

Insert Radio Broadcast Here )

And that's all I have for you today. Until next time, well, you're all just fired like a flaming fire on top of Vice Principal McFired's head. Goodnight.
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening fine folks of Fandom and welcome to another edition of 'who wants John Crichton to make them look awesome?' In today's edition, well, let's get to today's edition, shall we?

Words Words Words )

And that's all we have from the land of sunshine and roses and rotting televisions! This is John Crichton signing off saying be sure to check under your bed for Hoff monsters!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening fine folks of Fandom and welcome to another edition of 'who wants John Crichton to make them look awesome?' In today's edition, well, let's get to today's edition, shall we?

Words Words Words )

And that's all we have from the land of sunshine and roses and rotting televisions! This is John Crichton signing off saying be sure to check under your bed for Hoff monsters!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening denizens of Fandom and welcome to another edition of radio with John Robert Crichton Jr. Let's actually call me Ninja John from now on after my awesome display of Hofftastic knife throwing. More on that later.

The Ninja Gets Down! )

And that's all I have for you tonight. This is John 'Ninja I Beat Aly' Crichton signing off!

[All rumors written by my lovely class!]
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening denizens of Fandom and welcome to another edition of radio with John Robert Crichton Jr. Let's actually call me Ninja John from now on after my awesome display of Hofftastic knife throwing. More on that later.

The Ninja Gets Down! )

And that's all I have for you tonight. This is John 'Ninja I Beat Aly' Crichton signing off!

[All rumors written by my lovely class!]
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening Fandom! This is the Honorable John Robert Crichton Jr and I'm coming at you live from WTFH! I'm another year old, still not as old as Aly, another year wiser, even smarter than Deadpool, and even better looking than I was before! Hail hail to myself!

Lord, I Was Born a Ramblin' Man )

And that's all that the squirrels saw fit to report! I'm the Honorable John Robert Crichton JR, Aly told me I should pay people to marry me, Deadpool has girly hips, Dean Hubert is named Hubert and Principal Zoe likes pie!

Good night!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening Fandom! This is the Honorable John Robert Crichton Jr and I'm coming at you live from WTFH! I'm another year old, still not as old as Aly, another year wiser, even smarter than Deadpool, and even better looking than I was before! Hail hail to myself!

Lord, I Was Born a Ramblin' Man )

And that's all that the squirrels saw fit to report! I'm the Honorable John Robert Crichton JR, Aly told me I should pay people to marry me, Deadpool has girly hips, Dean Hubert is named Hubert and Principal Zoe likes pie!

Good night!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
"Hello everyone, this is John 'I'm Not Wearing Any Pants' Crichton. Except I am. Wearing pants. Or am I? Pants or no pants, it's good to be back here on the radio. I'm sure you've all missed me. Last time we talked, I was but a wee little junior and I'm all graduated and they let me teach.

Yes, they let ME teach. I think the school exploding in a fireball of alien might've jarred the minds of our illustrious principal, and hey, John's a great name for a kid, boy or girl, and vice principal who got shot in the ass. Vice Principal Ass Shot!

Anyway, let's get on with all the news and views that you can use!

News and Views to Use! )

And that's all from me, the future Mr Aeryn Sun. I beat you all to marriage...well, except for Professor Deadpool. Hey, did you wear the dress? You're whipped, not dirty, now? Congratulations! Until next time, this is John 'Now I'm Really Not Wearing Pants Yay Boxers' Crichton, signing off.
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
"Hello everyone, this is John 'I'm Not Wearing Any Pants' Crichton. Except I am. Wearing pants. Or am I? Pants or no pants, it's good to be back here on the radio. I'm sure you've all missed me. Last time we talked, I was but a wee little junior and I'm all graduated and they let me teach.

Yes, they let ME teach. I think the school exploding in a fireball of alien might've jarred the minds of our illustrious principal, and hey, John's a great name for a kid, boy or girl, and vice principal who got shot in the ass. Vice Principal Ass Shot!

Anyway, let's get on with all the news and views that you can use!

News and Views to Use! )

And that's all from me, the future Mr Aeryn Sun. I beat you all to marriage...well, except for Professor Deadpool. Hey, did you wear the dress? You're whipped, not dirty, now? Congratulations! Until next time, this is John 'Now I'm Really Not Wearing Pants Yay Boxers' Crichton, signing off.
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom and welcome to my broadcast! We're gonna do something a little different today so grab some hot ovaltine, a flannel blanket and a stuffed bunny because Uncle John is gonna tell you a story about a magical land and it's magical inhabitants who have very silly names.

Dorm Room with A View

Once upon a time in the land of Gymnasia, there was a kingdom of super sleuthing critters. They went by the names of Tyler, Peter, Tyler, Pip, Pippi, and Gwynn. These weren't just any ordinary critters, you see. No, these critters had red teeth and yellow eyes! But, in the land of Gymnasia, taht was considered quite attractive.

In the town of Fourth Floorina Common Roomina, Sir Blair of Floorina made algae shakes. Those were considered a delicacy, you see, and therefore were highly coveted. Lady Lana tries the algae shake and deems it swell! Sir Blair and Luna of the Gables meet and the two critters instantly hit it off! But, lo, there is a terrible plague in Gymnasia. Will these two new friends get this plague? Find out...soon.

Briar the Talking Pear takes a shake and doesn't detest it. Pears can totally talk. Briar the Talking Pear and Lady Luna discuss the semester upcoming and wonder if the Talking Chocolate Peanuts from the neighboring land will attack them. Sir Blair gives Ivanova the talking Ink Stain a shake and a muffin so the Ball Point Pens of the East do not invade.

For you see, children, the land of Gymnasia was one of peace. Yet there were internal rumblings of strife...

In a quiet tower in the west of Gymnasia, Cedric the Talking Cauliflower, is having an illicit cuddle moment with Jack the Magical Jumping Bean. You see, fine folks, this is forbidden in Gymnasia. The reasons are unknown and, most likely, very scary. There's is a story for later, though.

No, the internal strife comes from the sadness that is engulfing Gymnasia over the exodus of many of it's favorite critters. Why, just today, Cally the Cardinal, Alanna the Banana, D'Anna the Other Banana, Veronica the Green Pepper, Chloe the Hot Pepper, Alphonse the Singing Celery, and Archie the Armadillo all visited the room of Piper of the Penguins to say goodbye. Tis' truly a sad day in Gymnasia. A sadness has befallen the town and there are many more tears to shed in the coming days, folks.

John the Awesome takes care of Aeryn the Avocado in their room. This is from, yet again, another terror gripping Gymnasia. More of that is to come later, kids. Hang on tightly. Dawn the Lawnchair visits the recovering Avocado girl and gets a hug! The Avocado is notorious for her attitude of not hugging in the land of Gymnasia. Willow the Fine Wine also stops by to briefly chat with John the Awesome.

Xander the Trouser Attacher and Bridge the Bouncing Ball play with the flight sim. In Gymnasia, things are never dirty! Cameron the Croquet Ball and Isabel the Ice Machine both visit Sam Who is A Girl. Cedric the Cauliflower talks to Dean the Dental Hygienist about his move to a different hut in Gymnasia. And Alec the Aardvark talks to Dean the Dental Hygienist while he moves.

To further fight the Sadness, there is a birthday party for Lana the Lovely Lavendar Granola Bar in Fourth Floorina Common Roomina. There are greetings of good fortune, cake, lots of friendly chatter, and wonderful presents, of course!

Takin' You Downtown

Cafe Fina, the local inn for Gymnasia, is open! The sadness that is engulfing Gymnasia can be staved off! Look, Falcor!

But there is a plan to stave off the sadness! There is a marathon! A marathon of dance! Jarod the Jumping Pancake and Parker the Pizzaface, Daisy and the Doctor Doolittle, Anakin the Absolute Angel and Rory the Roaring Rowboat, Greg the Granite Nosed Viking and Isabel the Ice Machine, and Jay and Silent Bob are all dancing. But, alas, Jay and Silent Bob fall to the sadness at the twenty one hour mark. Sadness. Isabel the Ice Machine and Greg the Granite Nosed Viking are the next to succumb to the pull of the Sadness. The Sadness takes no prisoners and, next, captures Jarod the Jumping Pancake and Parker the Pizzaface. Eventually, the Sadness also claims Daisy and Doctor Doolittle leaving Rory the Roaring Rowboat and Anakin the Absolute Angel as the champions! The Sadness is defeated! Gymnasia will rise again!

On the sides, Sam Who Is A Girl and Cameron the Croquet Ball dance! Lorelai the Laudering Nun meets Artie the Artistic. Artie the Artistic offers to be Young Bucky's superhero! Awww. The Sadness is once again averted! Peter Parker Who Wears Posies is there to cover the event for the Gymansia Gazette. And the winners get their due!

In another part of the large land of Gymnasia, Honor of the Hoodies and Hamish of the Hamsters meet for a drink and some singing! Or maybe not. And the Sadness is not the only target of the Army of Gymnasia. At the Huntzberger Mansion in the South, Nadia the Nickel Thrower, Anakin the Absolute Angel, Kawalsky the King of Briefcases, Pip the Pollyester King, Molly the Fajita Queen, Pippi the Pristine Piano Player and Walter the Walrus Whisperer go to the Huntzberger residence to confront Jamie the Possibly Evil, only to find Tino the Thong Wearer there all kidnapped and tied up.

The local doctor's office of Gymnasia sees Faithful the Fluffy curious about cabinets in the morning and Tommy the Tuba Player waiting for patients diligently at night. The Sadnes, thankfully, remains away.

And now for a word from a Gymnasia sponsor! Gymansia Ads Are Good for You and Me! )

Have a fine night, folks.


[Okay, so it turned into less of a story and more of a funny names for everyone! It's been a long day]
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom and welcome to my broadcast! We're gonna do something a little different today so grab some hot ovaltine, a flannel blanket and a stuffed bunny because Uncle John is gonna tell you a story about a magical land and it's magical inhabitants who have very silly names.

Dorm Room with A View

Once upon a time in the land of Gymnasia, there was a kingdom of super sleuthing critters. They went by the names of Tyler, Peter, Tyler, Pip, Pippi, and Gwynn. These weren't just any ordinary critters, you see. No, these critters had red teeth and yellow eyes! But, in the land of Gymnasia, taht was considered quite attractive.

In the town of Fourth Floorina Common Roomina, Sir Blair of Floorina made algae shakes. Those were considered a delicacy, you see, and therefore were highly coveted. Lady Lana tries the algae shake and deems it swell! Sir Blair and Luna of the Gables meet and the two critters instantly hit it off! But, lo, there is a terrible plague in Gymnasia. Will these two new friends get this plague? Find out...soon.

Briar the Talking Pear takes a shake and doesn't detest it. Pears can totally talk. Briar the Talking Pear and Lady Luna discuss the semester upcoming and wonder if the Talking Chocolate Peanuts from the neighboring land will attack them. Sir Blair gives Ivanova the talking Ink Stain a shake and a muffin so the Ball Point Pens of the East do not invade.

For you see, children, the land of Gymnasia was one of peace. Yet there were internal rumblings of strife...

In a quiet tower in the west of Gymnasia, Cedric the Talking Cauliflower, is having an illicit cuddle moment with Jack the Magical Jumping Bean. You see, fine folks, this is forbidden in Gymnasia. The reasons are unknown and, most likely, very scary. There's is a story for later, though.

No, the internal strife comes from the sadness that is engulfing Gymnasia over the exodus of many of it's favorite critters. Why, just today, Cally the Cardinal, Alanna the Banana, D'Anna the Other Banana, Veronica the Green Pepper, Chloe the Hot Pepper, Alphonse the Singing Celery, and Archie the Armadillo all visited the room of Piper of the Penguins to say goodbye. Tis' truly a sad day in Gymnasia. A sadness has befallen the town and there are many more tears to shed in the coming days, folks.

John the Awesome takes care of Aeryn the Avocado in their room. This is from, yet again, another terror gripping Gymnasia. More of that is to come later, kids. Hang on tightly. Dawn the Lawnchair visits the recovering Avocado girl and gets a hug! The Avocado is notorious for her attitude of not hugging in the land of Gymnasia. Willow the Fine Wine also stops by to briefly chat with John the Awesome.

Xander the Trouser Attacher and Bridge the Bouncing Ball play with the flight sim. In Gymnasia, things are never dirty! Cameron the Croquet Ball and Isabel the Ice Machine both visit Sam Who is A Girl. Cedric the Cauliflower talks to Dean the Dental Hygienist about his move to a different hut in Gymnasia. And Alec the Aardvark talks to Dean the Dental Hygienist while he moves.

To further fight the Sadness, there is a birthday party for Lana the Lovely Lavendar Granola Bar in Fourth Floorina Common Roomina. There are greetings of good fortune, cake, lots of friendly chatter, and wonderful presents, of course!

Takin' You Downtown

Cafe Fina, the local inn for Gymnasia, is open! The sadness that is engulfing Gymnasia can be staved off! Look, Falcor!

But there is a plan to stave off the sadness! There is a marathon! A marathon of dance! Jarod the Jumping Pancake and Parker the Pizzaface, Daisy and the Doctor Doolittle, Anakin the Absolute Angel and Rory the Roaring Rowboat, Greg the Granite Nosed Viking and Isabel the Ice Machine, and Jay and Silent Bob are all dancing. But, alas, Jay and Silent Bob fall to the sadness at the twenty one hour mark. Sadness. Isabel the Ice Machine and Greg the Granite Nosed Viking are the next to succumb to the pull of the Sadness. The Sadness takes no prisoners and, next, captures Jarod the Jumping Pancake and Parker the Pizzaface. Eventually, the Sadness also claims Daisy and Doctor Doolittle leaving Rory the Roaring Rowboat and Anakin the Absolute Angel as the champions! The Sadness is defeated! Gymnasia will rise again!

On the sides, Sam Who Is A Girl and Cameron the Croquet Ball dance! Lorelai the Laudering Nun meets Artie the Artistic. Artie the Artistic offers to be Young Bucky's superhero! Awww. The Sadness is once again averted! Peter Parker Who Wears Posies is there to cover the event for the Gymansia Gazette. And the winners get their due!

In another part of the large land of Gymnasia, Honor of the Hoodies and Hamish of the Hamsters meet for a drink and some singing! Or maybe not. And the Sadness is not the only target of the Army of Gymnasia. At the Huntzberger Mansion in the South, Nadia the Nickel Thrower, Anakin the Absolute Angel, Kawalsky the King of Briefcases, Pip the Pollyester King, Molly the Fajita Queen, Pippi the Pristine Piano Player and Walter the Walrus Whisperer go to the Huntzberger residence to confront Jamie the Possibly Evil, only to find Tino the Thong Wearer there all kidnapped and tied up.

The local doctor's office of Gymnasia sees Faithful the Fluffy curious about cabinets in the morning and Tommy the Tuba Player waiting for patients diligently at night. The Sadnes, thankfully, remains away.

And now for a word from a Gymnasia sponsor! Gymansia Ads Are Good for You and Me! )

Have a fine night, folks.


[Okay, so it turned into less of a story and more of a funny names for everyone! It's been a long day]
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
JOHN : Hello everyone, this is President Johnandrosik of Lacucarachaland and with me today is a very, very special guest!

GREG: Hi! This is President Gregogiani of Everthesame. We are broadcasting from a very special location tonight. Kind of.

JOHN : Yes, we're totally in a special location. Well, we're in my room but we're in the Hut of Love also known as the most awesome fort in the history of forts! Radio live from the fort!

GREG: It's platonic love! No boykissy in the hut tonight!

JOHN : We both have girlfriends who can do damage with their hands. And not of the kinky kind though...maybe they can do that too? Aeryn...can. Isabel?

GREG: ...she can burn things and freeze things. I hadn't thought about it. *pause* I'm thinking about it now, though, and I'm pretty sure that's not kinky.

JOHN: Aeryn can't do that. She can just break things. Like bones!

GREG: I think Isabel can do that too. I'm not sure I want to test it. *pause* I don't think that's kinky either.

JOHN: No, I think that would hurt. Our girlfriends are badass. I feel so unmanly.

GREG: Let's put green stuff on our faces and paint our nails!

JOHN : ...okay!

*sounds of a tent opening, shuffling and a tent closing again*

JOHN: Here we go! Aeryn has nail polish!

GREG: ...she does? And did you get green stuff, too?

JOHN: Yeah, it's here. Here, hold your hand and I'll start!

GREG: Okay! We should probably read stuff too, right?

JOHN: Okay!

Hello Sunshine My Old Friend... )

GREG: Do you have eyeshadow to go with the mascara?

JOHN: Sure, I do! And mousse! Would you spike my hair like yours?

GREG: OOH. Of course I would! Everyone should have spiky hair. It's a weapon as well as a fashion statement.

JOHN: Yay! Thanks for listening everyone! I'm gonna go put on eyeshadow and get my hair spiked! This is President Johnandrosik of Lacucarachaland signing out!

GREG: Same here, people! This is President Gregogiani of Everthesame, and by this time next week, we'll have declared a national anthem, bird, flower and we'll have a flag for our fort! Bye!

[Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] like_a_sponge for co writing!]
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
JOHN : Hello everyone, this is President Johnandrosik of Lacucarachaland and with me today is a very, very special guest!

GREG: Hi! This is President Gregogiani of Everthesame. We are broadcasting from a very special location tonight. Kind of.

JOHN : Yes, we're totally in a special location. Well, we're in my room but we're in the Hut of Love also known as the most awesome fort in the history of forts! Radio live from the fort!

GREG: It's platonic love! No boykissy in the hut tonight!

JOHN : We both have girlfriends who can do damage with their hands. And not of the kinky kind though...maybe they can do that too? Aeryn...can. Isabel?

GREG: ...she can burn things and freeze things. I hadn't thought about it. *pause* I'm thinking about it now, though, and I'm pretty sure that's not kinky.

JOHN: Aeryn can't do that. She can just break things. Like bones!

GREG: I think Isabel can do that too. I'm not sure I want to test it. *pause* I don't think that's kinky either.

JOHN: No, I think that would hurt. Our girlfriends are badass. I feel so unmanly.

GREG: Let's put green stuff on our faces and paint our nails!

JOHN : ...okay!

*sounds of a tent opening, shuffling and a tent closing again*

JOHN: Here we go! Aeryn has nail polish!

GREG: ...she does? And did you get green stuff, too?

JOHN: Yeah, it's here. Here, hold your hand and I'll start!

GREG: Okay! We should probably read stuff too, right?

JOHN: Okay!

Hello Sunshine My Old Friend... )

GREG: Do you have eyeshadow to go with the mascara?

JOHN: Sure, I do! And mousse! Would you spike my hair like yours?

GREG: OOH. Of course I would! Everyone should have spiky hair. It's a weapon as well as a fashion statement.

JOHN: Yay! Thanks for listening everyone! I'm gonna go put on eyeshadow and get my hair spiked! This is President Johnandrosik of Lacucarachaland signing out!

GREG: Same here, people! This is President Gregogiani of Everthesame, and by this time next week, we'll have declared a national anthem, bird, flower and we'll have a flag for our fort! Bye!

[Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] like_a_sponge for co writing!]
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom, and this is John Crichton back with you again. And before this fricking school starts up with it's Strange Land crap again, I'm just gonna nip it in the bud.

So, tonight, I present to you Fandom Radio...Barry Manilow style! This is for you, Angel!

Manilow was the bomb in Phantoms! )

And that's all that we have from the Barry Manilow's Fandom Radio! Good night!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom, and this is John Crichton back with you again. And before this fricking school starts up with it's Strange Land crap again, I'm just gonna nip it in the bud.

So, tonight, I present to you Fandom Radio...Barry Manilow style! This is for you, Angel!

Manilow was the bomb in Phantoms! )

And that's all that we have from the Barry Manilow's Fandom Radio! Good night!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening fine folks of fantastic Fandom! This is John Crichton with you on this wonderful, finally not eight zillion degrees, day! Let's get right into it, shall we?

OMGWTF LONG! )

And now that Strange Land has had a taste of it's own medicine, this is John Crichton signing off!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening fine folks of fantastic Fandom! This is John Crichton with you on this wonderful, finally not eight zillion degrees, day! Let's get right into it, shall we?

OMGWTF LONG! )

And now that Strange Land has had a taste of it's own medicine, this is John Crichton signing off!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Hello everyone! This is John Crichton and hopefully I'm going to be broadcasting without the insanity of last week. As you can see, there's no booze here with me. Yet...

School Daze

Today's detention is led by GOB.

The second basketball game was today! In the first half, the players arrive as do the cheerleaders.

And...Nadia drops the spirit stick and turns into a Gremlin. Oh yay, Strange Land is back! I lied, I have booze!

*sounds of bottle being uncapped*

Blair helps the blue team on the sidelines and Willow helps the gold team.

Nadia bites Janet...Okay. Janet is not what's for breakfast, Nadia!

The audience watches the game. And then Walter gets bitten by Nadia...and this is going to suck for you after you're not a gremlin, isn't Nadia? Sucks.

Cally and Walter make out under the stands...and people, I was playing during that game! No sex during basketball! It distracts the players!

Bel chats with Cally before Nadia bites him also. Man, she must've not eaten her Wheaties this morning. Walter, whose already made out with Cally, mind you, hits on Veronica. Veronica tasers him and OUCH. I hope she missed important parts, Walter! Jayer shares her popcorn with Nadia and wow Jaye wow.

Aeryn and Parker run into Nadia and Bel bounces...Bel bounced? Why is Bel bouncing? Is he on Bel bouncing balloons? This is not right, Fandom, not right at all!

Dr. Pevensie is there and talks to Peter and Willow.

During halftime, Anders and Conner make out. PEOPLE! No sex during the game and wait...you guys are players! If you guys get to do it, I wanna do it too! Not with you, I mean!

...

I LOVE YOU AERYN.

Nadia harrasses Cam at halftime but Blair comes over and tries to be the voice of reason. I hope it worked! Peter Pevensie gets a visit from both Nadia and Willow at halftime. No notes on biting so yay Peter!

Blair juggles water bottles and Bel ogles Phoebe but is...embarrassed about it. I thought you two were dating?

Demyx gets bitten and thinks he's Axel. Axel Rose? If so, that sucks! Paradise City sucks! Bel disturbs Archie and Veronica by being bouncy and happy.

Oh Bel. If this is temporary, don't hide from the world tomorrow! Nadia bites the Doctor and the Doctor thinks he's Hulk Hogan. WHATCHA GONNA DO?!

Cally mopes under the bleachers, Bel and Walter and their new personalities meet, and Bel is happy at the Doctor and the Doctor is happy right back.

Home On the Range

In the fourth floor common room, Pippi and Seras discuss egg's and today's basketball game. Walter tries to cheer Pippi up and Seras and Joxer discuss Joxer poking Jane Canary with his stick...I hope that's not dirty...and Seras gives him breakfast. Joxer proudly tells Pippi that he made out with Kaylee last week. Congrats? I guess. Joxer and Walter discuss different fighting methods and Seras gives Walter breakfast and they chat about Blackadder and the possibility of him being ill.

Hey Jaye? I hear you offer shirtless therapy! Go on down to All and Sundries and make Blackadder better!

This morning, Jack had a bad dream. I have bad dreams. And then Aeryn snores in my ear and I'm alllllllll right. I could send her over? Just kidding baby just kidding!

There is a drinking game! And I wasn't invited! I would've kicked ass people! Janet is freaking out and hey, we aren't that loud!

Ooops. Sorry Aeryn!

Isabel's reading a magazine and Parker and Sam check in on Jack.

Dr Pevensie talks to someone who may or may not be Axel Rose. So does Anders and Pippi.

Jude is building something on the roof. There is also emo free fun in the fifth floor common room.

It's a Helluva Town!

Alanna opened the clinic this morning and Tommy opens the clinic at night.

Sister Rosette is hung over at church. Best Sister ever! Joxer tries to go undercover at All and Sundries and it works. Really.

Walter goes into All and Sundries and hits on Seras. Wow, Walter. You're a busy dude today. Quark does his radio show Brunt stops in at Hitsuzen. Brunt also visits The Fourth Sin. Becky is not available!

And that's all we have for tonight and that wasn't so bad and I hope Nadia doesn't have indigestion tonight! Night folks!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Hello everyone! This is John Crichton and hopefully I'm going to be broadcasting without the insanity of last week. As you can see, there's no booze here with me. Yet...

School Daze

Today's detention is led by GOB.

The second basketball game was today! In the first half, the players arrive as do the cheerleaders.

And...Nadia drops the spirit stick and turns into a Gremlin. Oh yay, Strange Land is back! I lied, I have booze!

*sounds of bottle being uncapped*

Blair helps the blue team on the sidelines and Willow helps the gold team.

Nadia bites Janet...Okay. Janet is not what's for breakfast, Nadia!

The audience watches the game. And then Walter gets bitten by Nadia...and this is going to suck for you after you're not a gremlin, isn't Nadia? Sucks.

Cally and Walter make out under the stands...and people, I was playing during that game! No sex during basketball! It distracts the players!

Bel chats with Cally before Nadia bites him also. Man, she must've not eaten her Wheaties this morning. Walter, whose already made out with Cally, mind you, hits on Veronica. Veronica tasers him and OUCH. I hope she missed important parts, Walter! Jayer shares her popcorn with Nadia and wow Jaye wow.

Aeryn and Parker run into Nadia and Bel bounces...Bel bounced? Why is Bel bouncing? Is he on Bel bouncing balloons? This is not right, Fandom, not right at all!

Dr. Pevensie is there and talks to Peter and Willow.

During halftime, Anders and Conner make out. PEOPLE! No sex during the game and wait...you guys are players! If you guys get to do it, I wanna do it too! Not with you, I mean!

...

I LOVE YOU AERYN.

Nadia harrasses Cam at halftime but Blair comes over and tries to be the voice of reason. I hope it worked! Peter Pevensie gets a visit from both Nadia and Willow at halftime. No notes on biting so yay Peter!

Blair juggles water bottles and Bel ogles Phoebe but is...embarrassed about it. I thought you two were dating?

Demyx gets bitten and thinks he's Axel. Axel Rose? If so, that sucks! Paradise City sucks! Bel disturbs Archie and Veronica by being bouncy and happy.

Oh Bel. If this is temporary, don't hide from the world tomorrow! Nadia bites the Doctor and the Doctor thinks he's Hulk Hogan. WHATCHA GONNA DO?!

Cally mopes under the bleachers, Bel and Walter and their new personalities meet, and Bel is happy at the Doctor and the Doctor is happy right back.

Home On the Range

In the fourth floor common room, Pippi and Seras discuss egg's and today's basketball game. Walter tries to cheer Pippi up and Seras and Joxer discuss Joxer poking Jane Canary with his stick...I hope that's not dirty...and Seras gives him breakfast. Joxer proudly tells Pippi that he made out with Kaylee last week. Congrats? I guess. Joxer and Walter discuss different fighting methods and Seras gives Walter breakfast and they chat about Blackadder and the possibility of him being ill.

Hey Jaye? I hear you offer shirtless therapy! Go on down to All and Sundries and make Blackadder better!

This morning, Jack had a bad dream. I have bad dreams. And then Aeryn snores in my ear and I'm alllllllll right. I could send her over? Just kidding baby just kidding!

There is a drinking game! And I wasn't invited! I would've kicked ass people! Janet is freaking out and hey, we aren't that loud!

Ooops. Sorry Aeryn!

Isabel's reading a magazine and Parker and Sam check in on Jack.

Dr Pevensie talks to someone who may or may not be Axel Rose. So does Anders and Pippi.

Jude is building something on the roof. There is also emo free fun in the fifth floor common room.

It's a Helluva Town!

Alanna opened the clinic this morning and Tommy opens the clinic at night.

Sister Rosette is hung over at church. Best Sister ever! Joxer tries to go undercover at All and Sundries and it works. Really.

Walter goes into All and Sundries and hits on Seras. Wow, Walter. You're a busy dude today. Quark does his radio show Brunt stops in at Hitsuzen. Brunt also visits The Fourth Sin. Becky is not available!

And that's all we have for tonight and that wasn't so bad and I hope Nadia doesn't have indigestion tonight! Night folks!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening, campers and welcome to another edition of Fandom Radio with John 'the King of all Things' Crichton. I really like bathrooms tonight.

Stranger in a Strange Land )

And that's all for tonight. STRANGE LAND WILL NOT TAKE ME ALIVE, I TELL YOU. YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME.

...

Oh, wait, we have a visitor to the radio station. It's...Conservatively Dressed Sam Carter!

*sounds of throat clearing* Um, hi. This is Sam Carter, and to the extent that I, or anything I may have baked yesterday, caused today to happen, I apologize profusely to everyone who was affected and swear off baking for the good of humanity. *more throat clearing* Yes, very, very sorry.

I wonder if I could get a trip to Egypt at this time of night...

*sounds of door closing*

And this is John Crichton once again, signing off from Strange Land Radio Station! Night!

[Sam Carter's apology written by [livejournal.com profile] carter_i_am]
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening, campers and welcome to another edition of Fandom Radio with John 'the King of all Things' Crichton. I really like bathrooms tonight.

Stranger in a Strange Land )

And that's all for tonight. STRANGE LAND WILL NOT TAKE ME ALIVE, I TELL YOU. YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME.

...

Oh, wait, we have a visitor to the radio station. It's...Conservatively Dressed Sam Carter!

*sounds of throat clearing* Um, hi. This is Sam Carter, and to the extent that I, or anything I may have baked yesterday, caused today to happen, I apologize profusely to everyone who was affected and swear off baking for the good of humanity. *more throat clearing* Yes, very, very sorry.

I wonder if I could get a trip to Egypt at this time of night...

*sounds of door closing*

And this is John Crichton once again, signing off from Strange Land Radio Station! Night!

[Sam Carter's apology written by [livejournal.com profile] carter_i_am]
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening people! John Crichton live at the mic tonight and I still have the taste of peanut butter and sour cream in my mouth. Mary Poppins, you are evil!

We Don't Need No Education!

In today's announcements, Jude, Cameron and Walter all have detention tomorrow. Hahahahahahaha. I laugh because I love, really.

Flight and Flying takes a spin in Jedi starfighters. Hey Annie-KIN, gonna tell them about your duet? The students go on a test flight before the real thing. Molly needed help from Annie-KIN, who was so adorable onstage last night. Annie-KIN also helps Alanna who was kinda scared. Annie-KIN also helps Dean who totally didn't ask for help. Totally. Jude has a lot of fun though! Next up, they fly through a course! After class, Cam, who has detention hahahahah, stopped by and Annie-KIN was cranky with him. Did you make fun of the braid, Cam? Alanna provides Annie-KIN with a hangover cure and Rory brings him foodies. I got no foodies! What's up, Rory of the dirty song?

In Constant Vigilance, there is talk of plants and Zhaan, who has a plan, man, is the guest star!

The big news of today was the Career Fair! Lots of students arrived! and helped themselves to food and drinks. Medic Frank Dufense was there to answer medical and military questions, news anchor Ron Burgandy is there and drinks from a flask, and Mary Poppins, who totally knows Rita Skeeter in a non dirty way, is there to answer questions about nannyifying! Cruger, who is Bridge's boss man-dog, is there for all law enforcement questions, Dana Whitaker is there for all television production questions, and movie critics Statler and Waldorf get Greg to juggle fish! Businessman Ned Flanders is there and he broughts lots of left handed things, Crazy Hooker is also there and she's giving advice. That's scary. How's the marriage Crazy Hooker? Or should I say Crazy Hooker Bluth? Duke Roger of Conte is there and talks about being a brown noser, Mark Cohen returns to talk about being a film maker and there's a spy there as well!

A House Is Not A Home

Cameron, who totally has detention hahahahahaha, wrote a letter. Bridge says goodbye to Anders as does Cally.

Willow feels kinda icky. Whose cooking did she eat? Aeryn's? Janet and Liz go on a walkie walk! And they didn't get lost or eaten by monsters! Yay! Cam and Molly talk about their relationship. Oh, and Cam has detention!

Walter gets a phone call and Pip stops by for a visit.

Tyler and Blair spar in the gym. Don't hurt each other, guys! No breaking of anything important! Ivanova and Maia are snuggly near the campfire. Omg, guys, don't fall in! Fire bad, tree pretty!

Sakurazaki and Ranma hang out on the roof! Walter talks to Jude and Pup is cute. Aww, cute! Aeryn's says I'm totally cute too. Isn't that right, babe? Pippi plays with Pup and Cally confuses and/or bum Walter out. Awww. Sorry, Walter.

In the cafeteria today, Pip and Pippi, who are two different people in case there's confusion, ate lunch and talked about Nadia and Walter. Joxer ate lunch too.

Cafe Fina is open. At Caritas, Jarod tells Parkie that he's going out of town but doesn't tell her why.

At night, Sam made cookies! And I got none! Woe! My heart is broken in two!

Big City, Bright Lights

Cox calls mechanics during his shift at the clinic and Alanna's sad and kind of drunk during her shift.

Lana opens Giles' shop and Clark talks on the phone at the hotel.

And there's a party yay! Isabel gets people together at Galactica Point! Dawn and Isabel talk about if Dawn's going to stay for the fall session, Dawn and Angela meet, and Dawn tells Dean about Crazy Hooker Bluth's sex ed class. She is a happily married woman now so she shouldn't be teaching that!

Isabel and Dean talk about how the weirdness of Fandom helps them out, Greg and Isabel discuss juggling fish and Cedric's...wand. I sure as hell hope that's not dirty. Molly tells Isabel how drunk she was last night. Hey Molly? Who did the better song? Annie-KIN or Rory Dirty Song Gilmore? Angela and Isabel talks about the weather and Isabels' trip home and Angela and Dean talk about being from different years.

And that's all for tonight. I'm John Crichton and Mary Poppins totally has a husband named Merril! Good night!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening people! John Crichton live at the mic tonight and I still have the taste of peanut butter and sour cream in my mouth. Mary Poppins, you are evil!

We Don't Need No Education!

In today's announcements, Jude, Cameron and Walter all have detention tomorrow. Hahahahahahaha. I laugh because I love, really.

Flight and Flying takes a spin in Jedi starfighters. Hey Annie-KIN, gonna tell them about your duet? The students go on a test flight before the real thing. Molly needed help from Annie-KIN, who was so adorable onstage last night. Annie-KIN also helps Alanna who was kinda scared. Annie-KIN also helps Dean who totally didn't ask for help. Totally. Jude has a lot of fun though! Next up, they fly through a course! After class, Cam, who has detention hahahahah, stopped by and Annie-KIN was cranky with him. Did you make fun of the braid, Cam? Alanna provides Annie-KIN with a hangover cure and Rory brings him foodies. I got no foodies! What's up, Rory of the dirty song?

In Constant Vigilance, there is talk of plants and Zhaan, who has a plan, man, is the guest star!

The big news of today was the Career Fair! Lots of students arrived! and helped themselves to food and drinks. Medic Frank Dufense was there to answer medical and military questions, news anchor Ron Burgandy is there and drinks from a flask, and Mary Poppins, who totally knows Rita Skeeter in a non dirty way, is there to answer questions about nannyifying! Cruger, who is Bridge's boss man-dog, is there for all law enforcement questions, Dana Whitaker is there for all television production questions, and movie critics Statler and Waldorf get Greg to juggle fish! Businessman Ned Flanders is there and he broughts lots of left handed things, Crazy Hooker is also there and she's giving advice. That's scary. How's the marriage Crazy Hooker? Or should I say Crazy Hooker Bluth? Duke Roger of Conte is there and talks about being a brown noser, Mark Cohen returns to talk about being a film maker and there's a spy there as well!

A House Is Not A Home

Cameron, who totally has detention hahahahahaha, wrote a letter. Bridge says goodbye to Anders as does Cally.

Willow feels kinda icky. Whose cooking did she eat? Aeryn's? Janet and Liz go on a walkie walk! And they didn't get lost or eaten by monsters! Yay! Cam and Molly talk about their relationship. Oh, and Cam has detention!

Walter gets a phone call and Pip stops by for a visit.

Tyler and Blair spar in the gym. Don't hurt each other, guys! No breaking of anything important! Ivanova and Maia are snuggly near the campfire. Omg, guys, don't fall in! Fire bad, tree pretty!

Sakurazaki and Ranma hang out on the roof! Walter talks to Jude and Pup is cute. Aww, cute! Aeryn's says I'm totally cute too. Isn't that right, babe? Pippi plays with Pup and Cally confuses and/or bum Walter out. Awww. Sorry, Walter.

In the cafeteria today, Pip and Pippi, who are two different people in case there's confusion, ate lunch and talked about Nadia and Walter. Joxer ate lunch too.

Cafe Fina is open. At Caritas, Jarod tells Parkie that he's going out of town but doesn't tell her why.

At night, Sam made cookies! And I got none! Woe! My heart is broken in two!

Big City, Bright Lights

Cox calls mechanics during his shift at the clinic and Alanna's sad and kind of drunk during her shift.

Lana opens Giles' shop and Clark talks on the phone at the hotel.

And there's a party yay! Isabel gets people together at Galactica Point! Dawn and Isabel talk about if Dawn's going to stay for the fall session, Dawn and Angela meet, and Dawn tells Dean about Crazy Hooker Bluth's sex ed class. She is a happily married woman now so she shouldn't be teaching that!

Isabel and Dean talk about how the weirdness of Fandom helps them out, Greg and Isabel discuss juggling fish and Cedric's...wand. I sure as hell hope that's not dirty. Molly tells Isabel how drunk she was last night. Hey Molly? Who did the better song? Annie-KIN or Rory Dirty Song Gilmore? Angela and Isabel talks about the weather and Isabels' trip home and Angela and Dean talk about being from different years.

And that's all for tonight. I'm John Crichton and Mary Poppins totally has a husband named Merril! Good night!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening everyone and welcome to another fun filled edition of Fandom Radio with John Crichton! Hope everyone out there is snuggling a loved one or eating chocolate or dancing naked!

Lotsa Stuff Happened Today! )

And that's all we have for tonight where students at Fandom High kicked demon ass. Go demon hunters go!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Good evening everyone and welcome to another fun filled edition of Fandom Radio with John Crichton! Hope everyone out there is snuggling a loved one or eating chocolate or dancing naked!

Lotsa Stuff Happened Today! )

And that's all we have for tonight where students at Fandom High kicked demon ass. Go demon hunters go!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
*faint sounds of static, crackling and then...House of the Rising Sun flitters through the speakers*

RITA!JOHN: Is this thing on? Bloody hell, the technology has gone to rubbish since I've left. Oh, it's on. I think it's on. Can everyone hear me? As you may have guessed, this is the Ex-Professor Miss Rita Skeeter and I'm currenly talking to you from the front seat of someone's off duty taxi cab. It was the only bloody car I could find, all right? Show some respect students.

Scooter with Skeeter! )

*sounds of loud scuffling*

RITA!JOHN: I wasn't stealing your cab, you nit! I was borrowing it! Stop kicking mud at me, this is my only dress! Oh, go to hell, you stupid -

*the signal cuts out*

[For those new to FH, last semester, John and Professor Skeeter had an ongoing war on both the radio and in class which led to John impersonating Rita on radio and vice versa. I miss her so John's impersonating here tonight! Take anything said in this broadcast with a grain of salt because it's John impersonating Rita!]
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
*faint sounds of static, crackling and then...House of the Rising Sun flitters through the speakers*

RITA!JOHN: Is this thing on? Bloody hell, the technology has gone to rubbish since I've left. Oh, it's on. I think it's on. Can everyone hear me? As you may have guessed, this is the Ex-Professor Miss Rita Skeeter and I'm currenly talking to you from the front seat of someone's off duty taxi cab. It was the only bloody car I could find, all right? Show some respect students.

Scooter with Skeeter! )

*sounds of loud scuffling*

RITA!JOHN: I wasn't stealing your cab, you nit! I was borrowing it! Stop kicking mud at me, this is my only dress! Oh, go to hell, you stupid -

*the signal cuts out*

[For those new to FH, last semester, John and Professor Skeeter had an ongoing war on both the radio and in class which led to John impersonating Rita on radio and vice versa. I miss her so John's impersonating here tonight! Take anything said in this broadcast with a grain of salt because it's John impersonating Rita!]
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Hello everyone! This is John Crichton coming at you large and in charge! Well, not large in the literal sense. Stop smirking, Cameron! Stop it! Anyway, I'm large and in charge in a metaphorical way. Completely metaphorical. Well, wait, some other parts of my body might be large...not like that you gutter dwellers!

School on Saturday? Surely, You Jest!

Crazy Hooker and Scary Mute Ninja held detention today. Alec, Joxer, Walter Dornez, Tyler Durden, Gwynn Hood, Pippi Longstocking, Jamie Madrox, Conner McKnight, Cameron Mitchell, M. Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Pevensie, Nadia Santos, Dawn Summers, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester. Good grief, that's a lot of you. You'd almost think you wanted detention. Hey Cam? Tell me, are they aliens?

Dorm Room With A View

In the dorms, Charlie sends some email. I didn't receive anything so it was obviously not for me. Charlie, have you forsaken me? I'm returning your stamps immediately! Pip is human again! Congratulations, Pip! Pippi, Nadia and River check on Pip after his transformation back into human. Checking to see if all pertinent parts are there, aren't you, ladies?

Aeryn Sun, all around ass kicker, loves kittens! Percival is her little bundle of awesome joy! River paints something, Veronica does some research, and Marie writes a letter. Hi Marie! Sorry this broadcast isn't too insane. I must be tired tonight. Next week, I'll do my best Barbossa impression! Tempe talks to her wee kitties too. Spread the kitty love!

In room 213, Aeryn continues to play with her new BFF, Percival. And she came up with that name all on her own! Tyler's acting a bit odd, Isabel talks to people and reassures Gregory of the Stickbugs, and then Rory, Dawn and me all dot watch. Dots are cool.

Nadia didn't have fun in detention. What? Need some cheering up, Nadia? I can go Swamp Thing for you! And Pippi listens to music. It wasn't Yanni, was it?

In the third floor common room, Bel is hanging out and watching Celebrity Poker. Kaylee and Bel decide that crazy is normal. Add me to the list of people who agrees with that! Marie bothers Bel and talks to Kaylee about Kaylee's abilities.

Everyone in this school as cool abilities but me, huh? All I am is metaphorically large. Still in the third floor common room, Walter talks to Marie about detention and workshops, Gwynn is still in shock after detention, and Jack meets Marie. Were you shirtless, Jack? I heard your cabin encouraged that?

Still in the busy third floor common room, Jack also meets Kaylee, Briar talks to Marie about magic, and promises to check out Jack's plant. If this wasn't Fandom, that statement would sound weird. Anyway, Walter is in shock after detention, Walter and Bel talk about poker, Joxer tells Kaylee about detention, and Joxer and Marie talk about each other's days.

In the third floor common room, Bel is annoyed at Joxer's shoeless feet. Why? Did they smell? Have corns? Seras tries to get Marie excited about the World Cup. Go...team who is good! And Bel and Seras talk competitive sports!

In the fourth floor common room, Tim puts a flyer on the door, Jude tells Lana about his experience as a canary, and Ranma and Sakurazaki stop by.

Tim Desmond puts up posters advertising a movie night! Marie also puts up posters advertising cheerleading practice. Unfortunately, I've heard from my good friend Johnina and she won't be able to make it. That's her time for her weekly pedicure.


Takin' You Downtown!

At Caritas, Veronica catches up with Weevil.

Alfred and Clark stop into All and Sundries while Seras watches soccer! Go...team! Jude and Clark go to Weasley's for the first time and River stops into Luke's and talks to Tim.

And then there are mummies! Kawalsky, Sam Carter, Cameron, Alanna, Luna, Molly, Parker, Isabel, Tyler, Xander and Bridge fight mummies!. And then they lay into the big bad guy!.

In more mummy fighting news, Aeryn, Callisto, Alec, Dean, Sam Winchester, Z, Buffy, Anakin, Peter Parker, and D'Anna fight mummies as well. But not mommies. Evil mommies would be fricking scary! And then they take on a giant scorpion!

The Fandom Troopers get there too late! Woe! Maybe you guys need more chocolate?

Clark comes into the clinic during Natalie's shift with his duck and Tommy plays with the television during his shift at the clinic.

And that's all the time we have for today! But, before I go, I'm sending this out to one special lady...and no, it's not Rita Skeeter!

Muuuuuuuuuuusic! )

I love you, my mummy fighting bad ass! This is John Crichton, the metaphorically large one, signing off!
[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com
Hello everyone! This is John Crichton coming at you large and in charge! Well, not large in the literal sense. Stop smirking, Cameron! Stop it! Anyway, I'm large and in charge in a metaphorical way. Completely metaphorical. Well, wait, some other parts of my body might be large...not like that you gutter dwellers!

School on Saturday? Surely, You Jest!

Crazy Hooker and Scary Mute Ninja held detention today. Alec, Joxer, Walter Dornez, Tyler Durden, Gwynn Hood, Pippi Longstocking, Jamie Madrox, Conner McKnight, Cameron Mitchell, M. Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Pevensie, Nadia Santos, Dawn Summers, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester. Good grief, that's a lot of you. You'd almost think you wanted detention. Hey Cam? Tell me, are they aliens?

Dorm Room With A View

In the dorms, Charlie sends some email. I didn't receive anything so it was obviously not for me. Charlie, have you forsaken me? I'm returning your stamps immediately! Pip is human again! Congratulations, Pip! Pippi, Nadia and River check on Pip after his transformation back into human. Checking to see if all pertinent parts are there, aren't you, ladies?

Aeryn Sun, all around ass kicker, loves kittens! Percival is her little bundle of awesome joy! River paints something, Veronica does some research, and Marie writes a letter. Hi Marie! Sorry this broadcast isn't too insane. I must be tired tonight. Next week, I'll do my best Barbossa impression! Tempe talks to her wee kitties too. Spread the kitty love!

In room 213, Aeryn continues to play with her new BFF, Percival. And she came up with that name all on her own! Tyler's acting a bit odd, Isabel talks to people and reassures Gregory of the Stickbugs, and then Rory, Dawn and me all dot watch. Dots are cool.

Nadia didn't have fun in detention. What? Need some cheering up, Nadia? I can go Swamp Thing for you! And Pippi listens to music. It wasn't Yanni, was it?

In the third floor common room, Bel is hanging out and watching Celebrity Poker. Kaylee and Bel decide that crazy is normal. Add me to the list of people who agrees with that! Marie bothers Bel and talks to Kaylee about Kaylee's abilities.

Everyone in this school as cool abilities but me, huh? All I am is metaphorically large. Still in the third floor common room, Walter talks to Marie about detention and workshops, Gwynn is still in shock after detention, and Jack meets Marie. Were you shirtless, Jack? I heard your cabin encouraged that?

Still in the busy third floor common room, Jack also meets Kaylee, Briar talks to Marie about magic, and promises to check out Jack's plant. If this wasn't Fandom, that statement would sound weird. Anyway, Walter is in shock after detention, Walter and Bel talk about poker, Joxer tells Kaylee about detention, and Joxer and Marie talk about each other's days.

In the third floor common room, Bel is annoyed at Joxer's shoeless feet. Why? Did they smell? Have corns? Seras tries to get Marie excited about the World Cup. Go...team who is good! And Bel and Seras talk competitive sports!

In the fourth floor common room, Tim puts a flyer on the door, Jude tells Lana about his experience as a canary, and Ranma and Sakurazaki stop by.

Tim Desmond puts up posters advertising a movie night! Marie also puts up posters advertising cheerleading practice. Unfortunately, I've heard from my good friend Johnina and she won't be able to make it. That's her time for her weekly pedicure.


Takin' You Downtown!

At Caritas, Veronica catches up with Weevil.

Alfred and Clark stop into All and Sundries while Seras watches soccer! Go...team! Jude and Clark go to Weasley's for the first time and River stops into Luke's and talks to Tim.

And then there are mummies! Kawalsky, Sam Carter, Cameron, Alanna, Luna, Molly, Parker, Isabel, Tyler, Xander and Bridge fight mummies!. And then they lay into the big bad guy!.

In more mummy fighting news, Aeryn, Callisto, Alec, Dean, Sam Winchester, Z, Buffy, Anakin, Peter Parker, and D'Anna fight mummies as well. But not mommies. Evil mommies would be fricking scary! And then they take on a giant scorpion!

The Fandom Troopers get there too late! Woe! Maybe you guys need more chocolate?

Clark comes into the clinic during Natalie's shift with his duck and Tommy plays with the television during his shift at the clinic.

And that's all the time we have for today! But, before I go, I'm sending this out to one special lady...and no, it's not Rita Skeeter!

Muuuuuuuuuuusic! )

I love you, my mummy fighting bad ass! This is John Crichton, the metaphorically large one, signing off!

Fandom High RPG



About the Game

---       Master Game Index
---       Thinking of Joining?
---       Application Information
---       Existing Character Directory

In-Character Comms

School and Grounds
---       Fandom High School
---       Staff Lounge
---       TA Lounge
---       Student Dorms

Around the Island
---       Fandom Town
---       Fandom Clinic

Communications
---       Radio News Recaps
---       Student Newspaper
---       IC Social Media Posts

Off-Island Travel
---       FH Trips

Once Upon a Time...
---       FH Wishverse AU


Out-of-Character Comms

---       Main OOC Comm
---       Plot Development
---       OOC-but-IC Fun





Disclaimer

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