[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Hey gang. Jim Halpert here. I had to speed back from New York to bring the squirrels some nuts, but they've finally agreed to let me have my Friday nights to myself again.

Fortunately, they agreed to this on a really light week because everyone was still in New York.

New Year's Radio! )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Hey gang. Jim Halpert here. I had to speed back from New York to bring the squirrels some nuts, but they've finally agreed to let me have my Friday nights to myself again.

Fortunately, they agreed to this on a really light week because everyone was still in New York.

New Year's Radio! )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
I can't believe they actually e-mailed me the notes. I guess it shouldn't surprise me that squirrels who can take detailed notes can use e-mail, but... Oh, wait, I'm on?

Happy Holidays, Fandom. This is Jim Halpert, reporting from my parents' house in scenic Scranton, P-A. We apparently have the technology to connect me to you through the use of something called a 'telephone,' so I can't get out of this like I did the day after Thanksgiving.

I have to get back to my nephew destroying me in Mario Kart, so let's get right to it.

HO! HO! HO! )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
I can't believe they actually e-mailed me the notes. I guess it shouldn't surprise me that squirrels who can take detailed notes can use e-mail, but... Oh, wait, I'm on?

Happy Holidays, Fandom. This is Jim Halpert, reporting from my parents' house in scenic Scranton, P-A. We apparently have the technology to connect me to you through the use of something called a 'telephone,' so I can't get out of this like I did the day after Thanksgiving.

I have to get back to my nephew destroying me in Mario Kart, so let's get right to it.

HO! HO! HO! )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
School's out for winter, everyone, and you know what that means.

Actually, I don't know what that means. I'm a rookie here. But I'm pretty sure it means you're all too busy celebrating not having to learn or teach for two weeks that you're probably not even listening to me right now. Don't worry, I'll forgive you.

Who laughs this way: HO HO HO? Santa laughs this way: HO HO HO. )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
School's out for winter, everyone, and you know what that means.

Actually, I don't know what that means. I'm a rookie here. But I'm pretty sure it means you're all too busy celebrating not having to learn or teach for two weeks that you're probably not even listening to me right now. Don't worry, I'll forgive you.

Who laughs this way: HO HO HO? Santa laughs this way: HO HO HO. )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Evening, everyone. This is a smokey Jim Halpert, telling you that only YOU can prevent kitchen fires by not letting Biff cook in your kitchen.

Where there's smoke, there's one of Jim's housemates. )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Evening, everyone. This is a smokey Jim Halpert, telling you that only YOU can prevent kitchen fires by not letting Biff cook in your kitchen.

Where there's smoke, there's one of Jim's housemates. )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Hi there. You know, one of the best things about living in Fandom is that you apparently don't need to buy any ornaments for your Christmas tree. They might just appear in your sock drawer. I didn't know that before today.

Another good thing about Fandom? Having the chance to tell all of you what you did today. So let's get on with that, shall we?

I have nothing clever for the tag. All the cleverness was saved for the broadcast. )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Hi there. You know, one of the best things about living in Fandom is that you apparently don't need to buy any ornaments for your Christmas tree. They might just appear in your sock drawer. I didn't know that before today.

Another good thing about Fandom? Having the chance to tell all of you what you did today. So let's get on with that, shall we?

I have nothing clever for the tag. All the cleverness was saved for the broadcast. )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
... OH! He beat you with his flush. Tough luck.

Oh, wait, am I on? Hi, Fandom! Jim Halpert here with your news and a bunch of squirrels. Gambling is legal here, right? If I were playing poker on the air with a bunch of squirrels I wouldn't get in trouble? Well, just in case, I want to make it clear that I am in no way doing that. And that sound you here is not me shuffling a new deck. It's probably some static. You should get a new radio. Maybe ask the squirrel on my right for some money since he's come into a lot of it recently.

Well, let's get on with the news fast so the squirrels and I can finish up our completely innocent conversation about what it would be like if we were playing Texas Hold 'Em.

ALL IN! )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
... OH! He beat you with his flush. Tough luck.

Oh, wait, am I on? Hi, Fandom! Jim Halpert here with your news and a bunch of squirrels. Gambling is legal here, right? If I were playing poker on the air with a bunch of squirrels I wouldn't get in trouble? Well, just in case, I want to make it clear that I am in no way doing that. And that sound you here is not me shuffling a new deck. It's probably some static. You should get a new radio. Maybe ask the squirrel on my right for some money since he's come into a lot of it recently.

Well, let's get on with the news fast so the squirrels and I can finish up our completely innocent conversation about what it would be like if we were playing Texas Hold 'Em.

ALL IN! )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. This is Jim Halpert in a different night than usual, just to make sure you're all paying attention. Unfortunately being on a different day means that I can't really talk up how great my class is. And they really do deserve it when I do that because, really, they're a great class. I guess they'll just have to do without that praise this week.

But there is some actually news for the day, so let's get right to that.

Pirate Radio: Completely free of of hamster tubes. )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. This is Jim Halpert in a different night than usual, just to make sure you're all paying attention. Unfortunately being on a different day means that I can't really talk up how great my class is. And they really do deserve it when I do that because, really, they're a great class. I guess they'll just have to do without that praise this week.

But there is some actually news for the day, so let's get right to that.

Pirate Radio: Completely free of of hamster tubes. )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Hi. My name is Jim Halpert and I'm addicted to Facebook. So if I take a break to answer some Social Interview questions, well, you've been warned.

The answer to one question is LASER EYES. Which question? Tune in to find out! )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Hi. My name is Jim Halpert and I'm addicted to Facebook. So if I take a break to answer some Social Interview questions, well, you've been warned.

The answer to one question is LASER EYES. Which question? Tune in to find out! )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
'Twas the night before Halloween
And all across the town
Not a creature was stirring
Except to set up tricks to cause frowns

The costumes had been bought
And laid out with care
For the celebrations tomorrow
That soon would be there

But notes had been brought
To the station filled with booze
And I'm going to read them
I'm Jim, and this is the news

It's been a long day. That's my only excuse. )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
'Twas the night before Halloween
And all across the town
Not a creature was stirring
Except to set up tricks to cause frowns

The costumes had been bought
And laid out with care
For the celebrations tomorrow
That soon would be there

But notes had been brought
To the station filled with booze
And I'm going to read them
I'm Jim, and this is the news

It's been a long day. That's my only excuse. )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Jim: Hey there. Did you know there was a dance going on tonight? Actually, I'm pretty sure you do know that and nobody's listening because you're too busy having fun.

.... At the dance.

Any other kinds of fun isn't anything I want to know about. Um. Let's start over.

Hey there. Did you know there was a dance going on tonight? Because there is. And let's just get on with the news before I make a joke that could be taken the wrong way.

That was cut, right? )

[OOC: Big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] fates_jaye for the assist!]
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Jim: Hey there. Did you know there was a dance going on tonight? Actually, I'm pretty sure you do know that and nobody's listening because you're too busy having fun.

.... At the dance.

Any other kinds of fun isn't anything I want to know about. Um. Let's start over.

Hey there. Did you know there was a dance going on tonight? Because there is. And let's just get on with the news before I make a joke that could be taken the wrong way.

That was cut, right? )

[OOC: Big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] fates_jaye for the assist!]
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Hey there, Fandom, it's Jim. Let's get this done fast so I can get back to playing some Farkle on Facebook.

Tiny radio is still cut! )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Hey there, Fandom, it's Jim. Let's get this done fast so I can get back to playing some Farkle on Facebook.

Tiny radio is still cut! )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom! Or what's left of you, anyway. This is Jim Halpert, checking in while most of the island is off on a trip. And with so many people gone, that means the island is exposed for the worst kind of danger that could possibly be thrown at us. That's right, crickets.

Needless lj cuts ahoy! )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom! Or what's left of you, anyway. This is Jim Halpert, checking in while most of the island is off on a trip. And with so many people gone, that means the island is exposed for the worst kind of danger that could possibly be thrown at us. That's right, crickets.

Needless lj cuts ahoy! )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom. This is Jim Halpert and I might be dreaming. Either that or I actually did get tied up by a bunch of squirrels who carried me to the radio station and are giving me notes to read. I kind of hope it's a dream, but after being here for a month I'm pretty sure it's not.

So, I guess I'm doing the news!

Parental Radio )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom. This is Jim Halpert and I might be dreaming. Either that or I actually did get tied up by a bunch of squirrels who carried me to the radio station and are giving me notes to read. I kind of hope it's a dream, but after being here for a month I'm pretty sure it's not.

So, I guess I'm doing the news!

Parental Radio )
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom! This is Jim Halpert, and I'm moonlighting here before I've officially started my actual job. I'm not sure how exactly that worked out.

... Why are there squirrels in the broadcast booth? And why are they giving me cards saying 'Welcome back'? This is going to be a strange night, isn't it?

Onto the news )

Well, Fandom, that's all from me tonight. And congratulations. I've been here three days and I'm so much more confused than I was when I first got here. That takes some talent. I'd give everyone a sticker, but I don't have any. And even if I did, I'm pretty sure the squirrels would take them first.

And on that note, good night!
[identity profile] makesfaces.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom! This is Jim Halpert, and I'm moonlighting here before I've officially started my actual job. I'm not sure how exactly that worked out.

... Why are there squirrels in the broadcast booth? And why are they giving me cards saying 'Welcome back'? This is going to be a strange night, isn't it?

Onto the news )

Well, Fandom, that's all from me tonight. And congratulations. I've been here three days and I'm so much more confused than I was when I first got here. That takes some talent. I'd give everyone a sticker, but I don't have any. And even if I did, I'm pretty sure the squirrels would take them first.

And on that note, good night!
[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com
Pam: Hello, hello, hello, Fandom. It's Pam.

Jim: And this is Jim. And tonight is the end of an era. Not a very long era, and an era that only took place on Thursdays, but still.

Pam: I think I may cry. We should carve our initials into the desk or something, to memorialize our place here.

Jim: I've already written my name in crayon on the ceiling.

Pam: Well, that's not very fair.

Jim: I'm sorry that you didn't think to bring a crayon.

Pam: I have markers and pencils and stuff, but you know I can't reach. If only I had someone to write my name up there for me...

Jim: Maybe once we're done broadcasting.

Cut for the end of an era. Not a very long era, really. Not even a year. But still. The end! )

Jim: It's been a blast, Fandom. In the words of just about everyone who has ever signed a yearbook of someone they barely knew, stay sweet.

Pam: K.I.T.!

Jim: And we'll see you soon. In person. Not with our creepy disembodied voices speaking to you over electronic devices.

Pam: My voice isn't creepy. Yours might be.

Jim: Somebody doesn't want her name on the ceiling.

Pam: Neither of us has creepy voices!

Jim: I'll settle for that. Okay, Fandom! We're out of here! Have a good night.

Pam: Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Fandom!
[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com
Pam: Hello, hello, hello, Fandom. It's Pam.

Jim: And this is Jim. And tonight is the end of an era. Not a very long era, and an era that only took place on Thursdays, but still.

Pam: I think I may cry. We should carve our initials into the desk or something, to memorialize our place here.

Jim: I've already written my name in crayon on the ceiling.

Pam: Well, that's not very fair.

Jim: I'm sorry that you didn't think to bring a crayon.

Pam: I have markers and pencils and stuff, but you know I can't reach. If only I had someone to write my name up there for me...

Jim: Maybe once we're done broadcasting.

Cut for the end of an era. Not a very long era, really. Not even a year. But still. The end! )

Jim: It's been a blast, Fandom. In the words of just about everyone who has ever signed a yearbook of someone they barely knew, stay sweet.

Pam: K.I.T.!

Jim: And we'll see you soon. In person. Not with our creepy disembodied voices speaking to you over electronic devices.

Pam: My voice isn't creepy. Yours might be.

Jim: Somebody doesn't want her name on the ceiling.

Pam: Neither of us has creepy voices!

Jim: I'll settle for that. Okay, Fandom! We're out of here! Have a good night.

Pam: Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Fandom!
[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com
Jim: Hello, Fandom. Tonight Pam and I are bringing you the news from a secret location.

Pam: Do you think they liked me?

Jim: The secret people whose house we are broadcasting liked you a lot. If they didn't, you'd probably have pie on your face. The apple didn't fall far from the tree in this secret household.

Pam: Oh, good. I was hoping I'd make a good impression on the secret people.

Jim: If they didn't like you, they're keeping it a secret from me. Which isn't likely. The Halperts are terrible at keeping secrets. Just like that.

Pam: And after all the work I put into keeping our location secret. Tsk.

Read more... )
[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com
Jim: Hello, Fandom. Tonight Pam and I are bringing you the news from a secret location.

Pam: Do you think they liked me?

Jim: The secret people whose house we are broadcasting liked you a lot. If they didn't, you'd probably have pie on your face. The apple didn't fall far from the tree in this secret household.

Pam: Oh, good. I was hoping I'd make a good impression on the secret people.

Jim: If they didn't like you, they're keeping it a secret from me. Which isn't likely. The Halperts are terrible at keeping secrets. Just like that.

Pam: And after all the work I put into keeping our location secret. Tsk.

Read more... )
[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com
Jim: Hello, Fandom! This is Jim. *ahem*

"Pam": And this is Pam. If I sound a little weird it's because a cat's got my tongue. Because I was just an adorable little puppy and tried to eat the cat.

Jim: That wasn't a very funny joke, Pam. I think you may still be a little off due to the dog thing.

"Pam": It's still funnier than your jokes. Suck it, Halpert.

Jim: Wow. It's true, but still. Wow.

"Pam": It's okay because you're cute. Now you get started with the notes while I find out who won America's Next Top Model.

Jim: I believe it was Saleisha.

"Pam": Oh my god how?

Jim: I have no clue. Also, please don't ask me how I know that.

In which Jim tries to convince everyone that he's not broadcasting alone tonight. )

Jim: And that's it for both of us tonight. *ahem* Pam's not going to say goodbye because she was very excited to go on that walk and has already left. And my throat hurts for no particular reason. Night everyone!
[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com
Jim: Hello, Fandom! This is Jim. *ahem*

"Pam": And this is Pam. If I sound a little weird it's because a cat's got my tongue. Because I was just an adorable little puppy and tried to eat the cat.

Jim: That wasn't a very funny joke, Pam. I think you may still be a little off due to the dog thing.

"Pam": It's still funnier than your jokes. Suck it, Halpert.

Jim: Wow. It's true, but still. Wow.

"Pam": It's okay because you're cute. Now you get started with the notes while I find out who won America's Next Top Model.

Jim: I believe it was Saleisha.

"Pam": Oh my god how?

Jim: I have no clue. Also, please don't ask me how I know that.

In which Jim tries to convince everyone that he's not broadcasting alone tonight. )

Jim: And that's it for both of us tonight. *ahem* Pam's not going to say goodbye because she was very excited to go on that walk and has already left. And my throat hurts for no particular reason. Night everyone!
[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com
Pam: HELLO FANDOM. I don't know why I'm bouncy. This is Pam.

Jim: And this is Jim who is not bouncy. But I could be if people bought me a pogo stick for Christmas.

Pam: Your Christmas present is not a pogo stick.

Jim: Not from you, but maybe from one of our loyal listeners. I will also accept a trampoline.

Pam: I want anti-gravity boots!

More on Christmas gifts for your feet, then actual news )

Jim: And that's all the squirrels wrote.

Pam: I think my bounciness went away.

Jim: Want to get some candy on the way back, find the bounce again?

Pam: ....oooh. Yes. Night, Fandom!
[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com
Pam: HELLO FANDOM. I don't know why I'm bouncy. This is Pam.

Jim: And this is Jim who is not bouncy. But I could be if people bought me a pogo stick for Christmas.

Pam: Your Christmas present is not a pogo stick.

Jim: Not from you, but maybe from one of our loyal listeners. I will also accept a trampoline.

Pam: I want anti-gravity boots!

More on Christmas gifts for your feet, then actual news )

Jim: And that's all the squirrels wrote.

Pam: I think my bounciness went away.

Jim: Want to get some candy on the way back, find the bounce again?

Pam: ....oooh. Yes. Night, Fandom!
[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com
Jim: Hey, Fandom. It's good to be back in the station and not, say, hiding under my bed from my family.

Pam: My dad thinks you might be kind of weird, by the way.

Jim: He is a very wise man.

Pam: Yeah, he said it in an approving sort of way.

Jim: I'm going to ignore the sarcasm and say that he's also very nice.

Pam: Awww, look at you, sucking up where my dad can't even hear.

Jim: I'm just making sure that when you tell him that I'm a very nice boy you won't be lying at all.

Pam: I already did that. And I wasn't.

Jim: You're very nice. Oh, hey, we have news to report, don't we?

Pam: So we do. And it's not via email and phones!

Jim: In that case let's spare Fandom before I start calling you cute over the air. Not counting that time.

This radio made me really thirsty )
[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com
Jim: Hey, Fandom. It's good to be back in the station and not, say, hiding under my bed from my family.

Pam: My dad thinks you might be kind of weird, by the way.

Jim: He is a very wise man.

Pam: Yeah, he said it in an approving sort of way.

Jim: I'm going to ignore the sarcasm and say that he's also very nice.

Pam: Awww, look at you, sucking up where my dad can't even hear.

Jim: I'm just making sure that when you tell him that I'm a very nice boy you won't be lying at all.

Pam: I already did that. And I wasn't.

Jim: You're very nice. Oh, hey, we have news to report, don't we?

Pam: So we do. And it's not via email and phones!

Jim: In that case let's spare Fandom before I start calling you cute over the air. Not counting that time.

This radio made me really thirsty )
[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com
Pam: ...okay, I have the email up. Are you there?

Jim: Yes, I am. Squirrels, are we on the air?

Squirrel: *makes squirrel noises*

Jim: I think that's a yes.

Pam: Hi squirrels! And hi...everyone else. Sorry if we sound like crap. We're on cell phones. This is Pam, coming to you from Scranton, Pennsylvania.

Jim: And this is Jim from a couple towns over that I'm not going to divulge for my own safety. No offense but my parents won't appreciate their car being in Jello.

Pam: ...no one come cover my parents' car in plastic wrap or anything, either, okay?

Jim: I think you'll be safe. And if you're not, somebody's going to get pranked in revenge.

Thanksgivaling Radio! )
[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com
Pam: ...okay, I have the email up. Are you there?

Jim: Yes, I am. Squirrels, are we on the air?

Squirrel: *makes squirrel noises*

Jim: I think that's a yes.

Pam: Hi squirrels! And hi...everyone else. Sorry if we sound like crap. We're on cell phones. This is Pam, coming to you from Scranton, Pennsylvania.

Jim: And this is Jim from a couple towns over that I'm not going to divulge for my own safety. No offense but my parents won't appreciate their car being in Jello.

Pam: ...no one come cover my parents' car in plastic wrap or anything, either, okay?

Jim: I think you'll be safe. And if you're not, somebody's going to get pranked in revenge.

Thanksgivaling Radio! )
[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com
Pam: Hi, everyone. It's Pam.

Jim: And Jim. And we're here to bring you the news that hopefully has some bright stuff in it or we may need to make up things about puppies and kitties.

Pam: And maybe little baby birds, too? Those are so cute. They're fluffy!

Jim: And as a last resort, bunnies.

Pam: I like bunnies. Oh, oh, and baby seals. Maybe there were some baby seals in town today?

Jim: That sounds like something that would have happened. It was a cute animal convention. But more on that later.

Pam: Right. For now, classes.

Baby animal parade. )

Jim: Okay, I think there's just one more thing to do before signing off for the night.

Pam: Baby turtles? I like baby turtles.

Jim: Close. Radio squirrels? Come on out. You've done a great job reporting in the hospital and everything. You've kept track of a crazy amount. Come on, radio group hug.

Pam: ...or, you know, a figurative one if you're not into hugging, little squirrels. Night, everyone. Feel better.

Jim: Night! Hey, did you know that squirrels have claws? Enough hugging, ow.
[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com
Pam: Hi, everyone. It's Pam.

Jim: And Jim. And we're here to bring you the news that hopefully has some bright stuff in it or we may need to make up things about puppies and kitties.

Pam: And maybe little baby birds, too? Those are so cute. They're fluffy!

Jim: And as a last resort, bunnies.

Pam: I like bunnies. Oh, oh, and baby seals. Maybe there were some baby seals in town today?

Jim: That sounds like something that would have happened. It was a cute animal convention. But more on that later.

Pam: Right. For now, classes.

Baby animal parade. )

Jim: Okay, I think there's just one more thing to do before signing off for the night.

Pam: Baby turtles? I like baby turtles.

Jim: Close. Radio squirrels? Come on out. You've done a great job reporting in the hospital and everything. You've kept track of a crazy amount. Come on, radio group hug.

Pam: ...or, you know, a figurative one if you're not into hugging, little squirrels. Night, everyone. Feel better.

Jim: Night! Hey, did you know that squirrels have claws? Enough hugging, ow.
[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com
Pam: Hi, people! Jim's all better! No random scary drunk ladies or bitchy short girls this week! Except me, but I'm not that bitchy.

Jim: And to everyone that I pumpkinned last week, I am so very sorry. But you have to admit, it was kind of funny.

Pam: And there was a cape involved. Capes make it all good.

Jim: That's what I'm going to keep claiming.

Pam: Plus it made you sick, so I think you've paid your dues. And I also paid your dues, because that girl last week was really obnoxious.

Jim: That was kind of funny, too.

Pam: It was meant to be. Doesn't mean I'm doing it again.

Jim: Good. Because that would mean I'm really sick again and I'd rather avoid that.

Pam: Me too. Maybe I should get sick so you have to do this with random people.

Jim: Please don't.

Pam: Because I have so much control over that. Anyway. Onto the broadcast.

Where a relatively slow day just means a lot more banter )
Jim: Wow, Pam Beesly bringing the puns. Well done.

Pam: I learn from the best.

Jim: I'm the best? Why, thank you.

Pam: I didn't say that.

Jim: You're very mean.

Pam: I'll make it up to you. Say goodnight.

Jim: No. I want to be deemed the best punner.

Pam: Who exactly is the competition?

Jim: Just me.

Pam: There's your answer.

Jim: I'll take that. Goodnight!

Pam: Night!
[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com
Pam: Hi, people! Jim's all better! No random scary drunk ladies or bitchy short girls this week! Except me, but I'm not that bitchy.

Jim: And to everyone that I pumpkinned last week, I am so very sorry. But you have to admit, it was kind of funny.

Pam: And there was a cape involved. Capes make it all good.

Jim: That's what I'm going to keep claiming.

Pam: Plus it made you sick, so I think you've paid your dues. And I also paid your dues, because that girl last week was really obnoxious.

Jim: That was kind of funny, too.

Pam: It was meant to be. Doesn't mean I'm doing it again.

Jim: Good. Because that would mean I'm really sick again and I'd rather avoid that.

Pam: Me too. Maybe I should get sick so you have to do this with random people.

Jim: Please don't.

Pam: Because I have so much control over that. Anyway. Onto the broadcast.

Where a relatively slow day just means a lot more banter )
Jim: Wow, Pam Beesly bringing the puns. Well done.

Pam: I learn from the best.

Jim: I'm the best? Why, thank you.

Pam: I didn't say that.

Jim: You're very mean.

Pam: I'll make it up to you. Say goodnight.

Jim: No. I want to be deemed the best punner.

Pam: Who exactly is the competition?

Jim: Just me.

Pam: There's your answer.

Jim: I'll take that. Goodnight!

Pam: Night!
[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com
Jim: Hello, Fandom. We hope you had a great day today and if you didn't we're still going to talk about it and possibly make fun of you about it a little.

Pam: What do you mean, possibly?

Jim: It might be one of those where the squirrels are vague about it and we don't know that they should be mocked.

Pam: When has that stopped us?

Jim: Good point. Okay, Fandom, if you didn't we're still going to talk about it and definitely make fun of you about it a little. Better, Pam?

Pam: Much. I am appeased. And it's a good night, because I totally already watched Top Model yesterday and I've had a normal amount of coffee. Go Team Beesly!

This cut mocks your mom )
[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com
Jim: Hello, Fandom. We hope you had a great day today and if you didn't we're still going to talk about it and possibly make fun of you about it a little.

Pam: What do you mean, possibly?

Jim: It might be one of those where the squirrels are vague about it and we don't know that they should be mocked.

Pam: When has that stopped us?

Jim: Good point. Okay, Fandom, if you didn't we're still going to talk about it and definitely make fun of you about it a little. Better, Pam?

Pam: Much. I am appeased. And it's a good night, because I totally already watched Top Model yesterday and I've had a normal amount of coffee. Go Team Beesly!

This cut mocks your mom )
[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com
Pam: Hi everyone! It's Pam! I know, it's weird to hear me on a Wednesday, right? Get over it.

Jim: Greetings. This is James Halpert. And this is the completely serious news.

Pam: Very, very serious. Really. You look like you're at a funeral, Jim.

Jim: I suppose I am, Pam. This is where the events of the day pass on to their next life of being information instead of just events. Truly somber.

Pam: *hums a dirge*

Jim: Thank you, Pam. Let that humming signify to you that tonight we will focus on the Serious stories of the day and those alone. Also, please note that 'Serious' is capitalized. That's how Serious it is.

Pam: Very, very Serious. Let us start with the Serious library, since there are no classes -- which, frankly, I think sounds like we're lacking in Seriousness. And all of those Seriouses were capitalized too.

A Very Serious Radio Oh Em Gee )</>

Jim: And there we have it. A Completely Serious broadcast from at least half the team. Some people said it couldn't be done (Mel) but I believe we just proved that wrong.

Pam: *the sound of Pam drinking through a curly straw*

Jim: Do you have another straw? I'm going to Seriously need it once we're officially off the air.

Pam: I brought one in blue for you.

Jim: Thank you. Seriously. Good night, Fandom!
[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com
Pam: Hi everyone! It's Pam! I know, it's weird to hear me on a Wednesday, right? Get over it.

Jim: Greetings. This is James Halpert. And this is the completely serious news.

Pam: Very, very serious. Really. You look like you're at a funeral, Jim.

Jim: I suppose I am, Pam. This is where the events of the day pass on to their next life of being information instead of just events. Truly somber.

Pam: *hums a dirge*

Jim: Thank you, Pam. Let that humming signify to you that tonight we will focus on the Serious stories of the day and those alone. Also, please note that 'Serious' is capitalized. That's how Serious it is.

Pam: Very, very Serious. Let us start with the Serious library, since there are no classes -- which, frankly, I think sounds like we're lacking in Seriousness. And all of those Seriouses were capitalized too.

A Very Serious Radio Oh Em Gee )</>

Jim: And there we have it. A Completely Serious broadcast from at least half the team. Some people said it couldn't be done (Mel) but I believe we just proved that wrong.

Pam: *the sound of Pam drinking through a curly straw*

Jim: Do you have another straw? I'm going to Seriously need it once we're officially off the air.

Pam: I brought one in blue for you.

Jim: Thank you. Seriously. Good night, Fandom!
[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com
Jim: Hello, Fandom. It's Thursday again and you know what that means.

Pam: Yep, it means that normal people watched America's Next Top Model in the last twenty-four hours, but SOME PEOPLE can't find a freaking torrent.

Jim: I really don't know what's worse, the fact that you watch it or the fact that you take the time to download it.

Pam: Shut up, it makes me feel really smart. Last week, this one girl told everyone, on national TV, that she likes to hang off things. Like as a pastime. I feel like the president of MENSA when I watch.

Jim: What? I'm sorry, I was ignoring talk of a TV show that even I don't want to watch and I watch a lot of bad TV.

Pam: *sound of a pencil being thrown*

Jim: This is starting to feel like a couple weeks ago, so I'm just going to start reading our notes.

ANTM, Banana rights, Twinkie absorptive properties, and oh so much more )

Pam: I think that's it! Whooo!

Jim: Hopefully someone was able to cure your torrent woes.

Pam: I hope so. Seriously, just watch one episode and you'll understand.

Jim: Good night, Fandom! Also send her torrents for GOOD shows!

Pam: I WATCH GOOD SHOWS. Good night!
[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com
Jim: Hello, Fandom. It's Thursday again and you know what that means.

Pam: Yep, it means that normal people watched America's Next Top Model in the last twenty-four hours, but SOME PEOPLE can't find a freaking torrent.

Jim: I really don't know what's worse, the fact that you watch it or the fact that you take the time to download it.

Pam: Shut up, it makes me feel really smart. Last week, this one girl told everyone, on national TV, that she likes to hang off things. Like as a pastime. I feel like the president of MENSA when I watch.

Jim: What? I'm sorry, I was ignoring talk of a TV show that even I don't want to watch and I watch a lot of bad TV.

Pam: *sound of a pencil being thrown*

Jim: This is starting to feel like a couple weeks ago, so I'm just going to start reading our notes.

ANTM, Banana rights, Twinkie absorptive properties, and oh so much more )

Pam: I think that's it! Whooo!

Jim: Hopefully someone was able to cure your torrent woes.

Pam: I hope so. Seriously, just watch one episode and you'll understand.

Jim: Good night, Fandom! Also send her torrents for GOOD shows!

Pam: I WATCH GOOD SHOWS. Good night!

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