-and I hope you know that my dad's going to be wondering forever why there was a squirrel coming out of his liquor cabinet! And it's not even noon!
Oh, look, red blinking light. We're already on, great. So, hey, Fandom, this is Jaye, coming to you from scenic Niagara Falls where I'm trapped in holiday hell and now my dad probably think he's hallucinating because AA doesn't exist for squirrels yet. And of course I just had to follow the squirrel into my room where there's radio equipment, so guess what, I'm
going to get to be the crazy one this year.
So, whatever, notes. There wasn't any school today because every once in a while we do pretend we're normal, so let's skip right to dorms
saved her Black Friday shopping for the computer like a smart girl. I was forced into the melee. Don't ask, butI saved a baby, got someone an LOL Elmo and earned a few bruises for my work. Sia
was trying to learn the meaning of Christmas from Lifetime movies, and Iiiiiii'm gonna guess she's not from these parts. Jessica
set her straight and explained Black Friday, because those things are a little interlinked now, huh?
Then over in town
hid under the covers at his house till he got a call to leave. I'd probably stay under the covers, to be honest. Millie
was packing up Book Haven before taking off from town for good. Fare thee well... Is that a thing people say? I think I saw it in a movie once. And Alec
settled in at Wellspring Arms with a book, because people aren't really in a mad rush to buy weapons from a place that won't sell them to you anyway, imagine that. He did get Alice
coming in to meet her fellow coworker, though. Mercy
went over to Ink and Holes to get a new tattoo, but she had Yeul
along to hold her hand. Afterwards Cade
headed over to Caritas, where Mike
gave him a discount for not endorsing bad life decisions. Does he have to pay back that discounted amount when Mercy decides this was a horrible idea years down the line? And at the Devil's Nest, Allie
learned about the hell of Black Friday from a black-eyed Tiny, and Kaidan
came to check in before leaving on his mission and Allie and Alice
bonded over coming from horrible, horrible places.
Okay, that's it, now I need you out of my bedroom, squirrel.
NO! NO! THROUGH THE WINDOW- Don't even ask me how he opened the door-