[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Good Morning Fandom! This is Jack Carter with his last broadcast for 2011.

Jamie: Aww. This is our last broadcast? What are we going to do Sunday morning.

Jack: Well, I'm going to stay in bed and sleep. Why don't you find some other broadcasting team and annoy the [feedback] out them?

Jamie: You know you're going to miss me.

Jack: I am so not having this conversation.

Oh, yes he is. )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Good Morning Fandom! This is Jack Carter with his last broadcast for 2011.

Jamie: Aww. This is our last broadcast? What are we going to do Sunday morning.

Jack: Well, I'm going to stay in bed and sleep. Why don't you find some other broadcasting team and annoy the [feedback] out them?

Jamie: You know you're going to miss me.

Jack: I am so not having this conversation.

Oh, yes he is. )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Good morning Fandom! Jack Carter here along with-

SQUAWK!

Jack: A couple of penguins. Carrying a map.

Jamie: And me! Jamie Madrox.

Jack: Whom I'm blaming for all the penguins.

Jamie: Hey! Wasn't me. I just have Slim Jim eating weasels running around. No Penguins.

Jack: I... really don't want to know why you have weasels.

Jamie: Doesn't everyone?

Jack: I'm just going to read the news and pretend this conversation didn't happen.

News )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Good morning Fandom! Jack Carter here along with-

SQUAWK!

Jack: A couple of penguins. Carrying a map.

Jamie: And me! Jamie Madrox.

Jack: Whom I'm blaming for all the penguins.

Jamie: Hey! Wasn't me. I just have Slim Jim eating weasels running around. No Penguins.

Jack: I... really don't want to know why you have weasels.

Jamie: Doesn't everyone?

Jack: I'm just going to read the news and pretend this conversation didn't happen.

News )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Good morning, Fandom. Jack Carter here.

Columbus: Along with Columbus Ohio.

Jamie: And the much beloved Jamie Madrox.

...

Jamie: Why are you guys staring at me like that?

Jack: You really have a distorted vision of yourself, don't you?

Jamie: Why do you say that?

Jack: No reason. News?

News! )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Good morning, Fandom. Jack Carter here.

Columbus: Along with Columbus Ohio.

Jamie: And the much beloved Jamie Madrox.

...

Jamie: Why are you guys staring at me like that?

Jack: You really have a distorted vision of yourself, don't you?

Jamie: Why do you say that?

Jack: No reason. News?

News! )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Columbus: Good morning Fandom! Columbus Ohio here along with Jack Carter for your morning news.

Jamie: I'm here too!

Jack: Yes. But you don't actually work here. You just keep showing up week after week and for some reason we let you in.

Columbus: And why are you wearing a multi-colored mowhawk?

Jamie: ... I don't want to talk about it.

Jack: Is that make up?

Jamie: Don't we have news to read?

Short News! )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Columbus: Good morning Fandom! Columbus Ohio here along with Jack Carter for your morning news.

Jamie: I'm here too!

Jack: Yes. But you don't actually work here. You just keep showing up week after week and for some reason we let you in.

Columbus: And why are you wearing a multi-colored mowhawk?

Jamie: ... I don't want to talk about it.

Jack: Is that make up?

Jamie: Don't we have news to read?

Short News! )
[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com
Jack: Good morning Fandom! I hope you all enjoyed your vacation because as of tomorrow it's back to work. If you can call going to class two to three days a week work. Or only teaching one class a week work.

Columbus: It's a great gig. I make zombies chase people for an hour and then I can spend the rest of the time gaming.

Jamie: Though I'm sure the entire school is saddened about my reign as acting principal coming to an end.

Jack: Yeah. We're heartbroken.

Columbus: I'm more crestfallen than heartbroken.

Jack: And the squirrels just want to drink rum.

Jamie: Maybe I'll get a plaque on the wall for my week long reign of leadership.

Jack: Yeah. That'll happen. Let's get to the news, shall we?

News! )
[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com
Jack: Good morning Fandom! I hope you all enjoyed your vacation because as of tomorrow it's back to work. If you can call going to class two to three days a week work. Or only teaching one class a week work.

Columbus: It's a great gig. I make zombies chase people for an hour and then I can spend the rest of the time gaming.

Jamie: Though I'm sure the entire school is saddened about my reign as acting principal coming to an end.

Jack: Yeah. We're heartbroken.

Columbus: I'm more crestfallen than heartbroken.

Jack: And the squirrels just want to drink rum.

Jamie: Maybe I'll get a plaque on the wall for my week long reign of leadership.

Jack: Yeah. That'll happen. Let's get to the news, shall we?

News! )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Good Morning Fandom! I'm Jack Carter.

Columbus: And I'm Columbus Ohio for your morning news.

Jack: You might be asking where Jamie Madrox is. Well the explanation is simple.

Columbus: We locked him out of the studio.

Jack: It just seemed easier that way.

Jamie: But it didn't really work.

Jack: Crap.

Columbus: How did you get in here?

Jamie: Created a dupe on the other side of the door and had him unlock it. I had to spend ten minutes debating with him about the meaning of life but he eventually came around.

Jack: See, it's moments like this I really wish I could smack you.

Jamie: That would just make more of me.

Jack: You see my dilemma.

Columbus: Would now be a good time to remind you all if we don't start reading the news the squirrels will start throwing acorns?

Jack: Fine. Let's get this over with.

News! )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Good Morning Fandom! I'm Jack Carter.

Columbus: And I'm Columbus Ohio for your morning news.

Jack: You might be asking where Jamie Madrox is. Well the explanation is simple.

Columbus: We locked him out of the studio.

Jack: It just seemed easier that way.

Jamie: But it didn't really work.

Jack: Crap.

Columbus: How did you get in here?

Jamie: Created a dupe on the other side of the door and had him unlock it. I had to spend ten minutes debating with him about the meaning of life but he eventually came around.

Jack: See, it's moments like this I really wish I could smack you.

Jamie: That would just make more of me.

Jack: You see my dilemma.

Columbus: Would now be a good time to remind you all if we don't start reading the news the squirrels will start throwing acorns?

Jack: Fine. Let's get this over with.

News! )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Good morning Fandom! Jack Carter here along with a friend of the family. Say hello, Henry.

Henry: Hello Henry.

Jack: You know, I expected some snappier patter from a scientist.

Henry: Well, if I find any snappy scientists, I'll send them your way.

So exactly how many people can fit into this studio? )

[Big thanks to all the squirrels and all the work they did! You guys are the best!]
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Good morning Fandom! Jack Carter here along with a friend of the family. Say hello, Henry.

Henry: Hello Henry.

Jack: You know, I expected some snappier patter from a scientist.

Henry: Well, if I find any snappy scientists, I'll send them your way.

So exactly how many people can fit into this studio? )

[Big thanks to all the squirrels and all the work they did! You guys are the best!]
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! Jamie Madrox here on this glorious morning. You might wonder where my wonderful co-hosts are.

[Sounds of muffled shouts and pounding on a door]

Well, I locked them out. It just seemed easier that way.

First off to all of you turning into men for the first time: Be careful when zipping up your jeans. That's the kind of pain that stays with you for a while. Stay tuned former ladies! I'll have other wonderful tips for you later in the broadcast.

Madrox Radio! )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! Jamie Madrox here on this glorious morning. You might wonder where my wonderful co-hosts are.

[Sounds of muffled shouts and pounding on a door]

Well, I locked them out. It just seemed easier that way.

First off to all of you turning into men for the first time: Be careful when zipping up your jeans. That's the kind of pain that stays with you for a while. Stay tuned former ladies! I'll have other wonderful tips for you later in the broadcast.

Madrox Radio! )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Good morning folks! I'm Jack Carter.

Columbus: And I'm Columbus Ohio.

Jamie: And I'm Jamie Madrox.

Jack: Technically he's not on the news team but he keeps showing up week after week anyway.

Jamie: You like me. Don't deny it.

Jack: Oh. No. I really don't like you.

Columbus: I think you're nice but I'd really prefer if you didn't show up every week.

Jamie: Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Jack: *sigh* Yeah, there's no way I would be that lucky.

News! )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Good morning folks! I'm Jack Carter.

Columbus: And I'm Columbus Ohio.

Jamie: And I'm Jamie Madrox.

Jack: Technically he's not on the news team but he keeps showing up week after week anyway.

Jamie: You like me. Don't deny it.

Jack: Oh. No. I really don't like you.

Columbus: I think you're nice but I'd really prefer if you didn't show up every week.

Jamie: Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Jack: *sigh* Yeah, there's no way I would be that lucky.

News! )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Good Morning Fandom! This is Jack Carter.

Columbus: And this is Columbus Ohio.

Jack: And all of you are butt-ass crazy this weekend, aren't you?

Columbus: I don't think that term is approved by the FCC.

Jack: Well it's better than bat-[BLEEP] crazy.

Columbus: I just think that- Okay why is there suddenly saxophone music playing?

Jack: And it just started raining.

Jamie: Gentlemen. I assume you know why I'm here.

Columbus: To annoy us throughout the broadcast?

Jamie: I'm here to find the man who killed my brother. Kaiser Sushi.

Jack: Of course you are.

News! )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Good Morning Fandom! This is Jack Carter.

Columbus: And this is Columbus Ohio.

Jack: And all of you are butt-ass crazy this weekend, aren't you?

Columbus: I don't think that term is approved by the FCC.

Jack: Well it's better than bat-[BLEEP] crazy.

Columbus: I just think that- Okay why is there suddenly saxophone music playing?

Jack: And it just started raining.

Jamie: Gentlemen. I assume you know why I'm here.

Columbus: To annoy us throughout the broadcast?

Jamie: I'm here to find the man who killed my brother. Kaiser Sushi.

Jack: Of course you are.

News! )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Hello and Good Morning Fandom. I'm Jack Carter...

Columbus: And I'm Columbus Ohio. This is the morning news and-

*Door slam*

Jamie: SQUIRRELS!

Jack: Who the hell is that?

Jamie: I'm back squirrels! Did you miss me?

*THWOCKTHWOCKTHWOCKTHWOCKTHWOCKTHWOCKTHWOCK*

Columbus: Judging by that reaction... I'd say no.

Jamie: Aww. They're just playing with me. Right guys?

Jack: Okay. I've never seen a squirrel snarl before.

Columbus: That was actually creepy.

Jamie: So what are you guys doing?

Jack: Well. We we're sitting here. In a news studio. With a bunch of notes to read-

Jamie: Ooo! Can I help?

Columbus: I don't see why not.

Jack: Oh, this won't end well.

No. It probably won't. )
[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com
Jack: Hello and Good Morning Fandom. I'm Jack Carter...

Columbus: And I'm Columbus Ohio. This is the morning news and-

*Door slam*

Jamie: SQUIRRELS!

Jack: Who the hell is that?

Jamie: I'm back squirrels! Did you miss me?

*THWOCKTHWOCKTHWOCKTHWOCKTHWOCKTHWOCKTHWOCK*

Columbus: Judging by that reaction... I'd say no.

Jamie: Aww. They're just playing with me. Right guys?

Jack: Okay. I've never seen a squirrel snarl before.

Columbus: That was actually creepy.

Jamie: So what are you guys doing?

Jack: Well. We we're sitting here. In a news studio. With a bunch of notes to read-

Jamie: Ooo! Can I help?

Columbus: I don't see why not.

Jack: Oh, this won't end well.

No. It probably won't. )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
What? No party for me?

*chittering*

It's my last broadcast! Where's the streamers? Where's the cake? Where's the naked ninja jumping out of the cake?

*chittering*

A bottle of Rum. With a quarter of rum left. How thoughtful.

*chittering*

Eh. Go hump a nut you filty animals. Evening kids! It's news time!

Insert Clever Cut Tag Here )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
What? No party for me?

*chittering*

It's my last broadcast! Where's the streamers? Where's the cake? Where's the naked ninja jumping out of the cake?

*chittering*

A bottle of Rum. With a quarter of rum left. How thoughtful.

*chittering*

Eh. Go hump a nut you filty animals. Evening kids! It's news time!

Insert Clever Cut Tag Here )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Evening Fandom. It's me, Jamie Madrox and tonight I'm surrounded by some very tired squirrels.

*tired chittering*

Well why don't you guys just go to sleep?

*more tired chittering*

No. You don't get extra nuts and rum before bedtime. It's not healthy.

*And even more tired chittering*

Okay. But when I'm done? You go right to sleep. Okay? Good. Now let's get all snuggled under your blankets and will start our little story time.

Once upon a Fandom... )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Evening Fandom. It's me, Jamie Madrox and tonight I'm surrounded by some very tired squirrels.

*tired chittering*

Well why don't you guys just go to sleep?

*more tired chittering*

No. You don't get extra nuts and rum before bedtime. It's not healthy.

*And even more tired chittering*

Okay. But when I'm done? You go right to sleep. Okay? Good. Now let's get all snuggled under your blankets and will start our little story time.

Once upon a Fandom... )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Jamie #1: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Coming Attractions!

Jamie #2: This isn't coming attractions. This is the news.

Jamie #1: Where we review all the trailers for upcoming films!

Jamie #2: Are you deaf? This. Is. The. News.

Jamie #1: It's kind of like Siskel and Ebert except Siskel isn't dead and no one is fat like Roger Ebert.

Jamie #2: This is going to end up with me wearing a wig, isn't it?

Jamie #1: Let's roll the first clip shall we?

IN A WORLD.... )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Jamie #1: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Coming Attractions!

Jamie #2: This isn't coming attractions. This is the news.

Jamie #1: Where we review all the trailers for upcoming films!

Jamie #2: Are you deaf? This. Is. The. News.

Jamie #1: It's kind of like Siskel and Ebert except Siskel isn't dead and no one is fat like Roger Ebert.

Jamie #2: This is going to end up with me wearing a wig, isn't it?

Jamie #1: Let's roll the first clip shall we?

IN A WORLD.... )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Good evening Fandom. No. This isn't Jamie Madrox. I might sound like Jamie Madrox but reallly I'm just a duplicate he created so he could go out and have fun all night while I get stuck here going *BLEEP*ing blind trying to read some chickenscratch notes by some *BLEEP*ing rodents.

That's right Fandom. You go out have fun without me. I have my bitterness and a bottle of rum to keep me happy.

You bunch of *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*.

Talk about a complete reversal from last night's broadcast )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Good evening Fandom. No. This isn't Jamie Madrox. I might sound like Jamie Madrox but reallly I'm just a duplicate he created so he could go out and have fun all night while I get stuck here going *BLEEP*ing blind trying to read some chickenscratch notes by some *BLEEP*ing rodents.

That's right Fandom. You go out have fun without me. I have my bitterness and a bottle of rum to keep me happy.

You bunch of *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*.

Talk about a complete reversal from last night's broadcast )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
*Five minutes of barking, yowling, yipping and chittering*

*Then a beep*

Jamie: -no way am I doing that.

Dale: It's the only way we can effectively combat the zombie menace.

Jamie: Have you looked at us? I mean, COME ON! You're a freakin' BUNNY! I'm a Chihuahua!

Worf: Size matters not in battle.

Jamie: So when they step on you and die a flat kitty pancake, that's acceptable to you?

Worf: To die in battle is the-

Indiana: Highest honor. Yeah, kid you've only mentioned that a dozen times.

Jamie: What are you going to do? Pounce them to death?

Dor: Um. Everyone? That red light thing is on.

Worf: Yes. And I have activated the universal translator circuit so we may be understood.

Jamie: You mean you pressed the blue button. Wow. That's impressive.

Worf: Says the rat-dog who couldn't find it.

Jamie: I'M A FREAKING DOG! I'M COLOR BLIND!

Dale: Mr. Madrox that will be quite enough. We have duty to relate the daily news items to the public and assure their safety.

Indiana: Yeah, C'mon kid. Let's get this broadcast over before the zombies find us.

Jamie: Fine. And for the record? I hate you all.

The news. Now with talking animals! )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
*Five minutes of barking, yowling, yipping and chittering*

*Then a beep*

Jamie: -no way am I doing that.

Dale: It's the only way we can effectively combat the zombie menace.

Jamie: Have you looked at us? I mean, COME ON! You're a freakin' BUNNY! I'm a Chihuahua!

Worf: Size matters not in battle.

Jamie: So when they step on you and die a flat kitty pancake, that's acceptable to you?

Worf: To die in battle is the-

Indiana: Highest honor. Yeah, kid you've only mentioned that a dozen times.

Jamie: What are you going to do? Pounce them to death?

Dor: Um. Everyone? That red light thing is on.

Worf: Yes. And I have activated the universal translator circuit so we may be understood.

Jamie: You mean you pressed the blue button. Wow. That's impressive.

Worf: Says the rat-dog who couldn't find it.

Jamie: I'M A FREAKING DOG! I'M COLOR BLIND!

Dale: Mr. Madrox that will be quite enough. We have duty to relate the daily news items to the public and assure their safety.

Indiana: Yeah, C'mon kid. Let's get this broadcast over before the zombies find us.

Jamie: Fine. And for the record? I hate you all.

The news. Now with talking animals! )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! Tonight on the news I feel like shaking things up, so everything is going to be in multiple choice and short essay questions.

That's right. Today's news is a test. Kind of like something you'd find in Cosmopolitan magazine but with less chances of getting laid. Please sharpen your number two pencils and get your papers ready. Questions will not be repeated and there's no potty breaks.

You will however get extra points for spelling your name correctly. )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! Tonight on the news I feel like shaking things up, so everything is going to be in multiple choice and short essay questions.

That's right. Today's news is a test. Kind of like something you'd find in Cosmopolitan magazine but with less chances of getting laid. Please sharpen your number two pencils and get your papers ready. Questions will not be repeated and there's no potty breaks.

You will however get extra points for spelling your name correctly. )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Radio 3-6

Jamie: #1: Good evening Fandom! Tonight WTFH Radio and Multiple Madrox Productions are proud to present a blast from the past! That's right kids and critters! We're doing old timey radio. You see folks back before this thing called the internet there was radio!

Jamie #2: Actually before the internet there was game consoles. And video games. And before that there was mainframes but you couldn't do anything fun with that. But even then we had TV. And before that it was black and white TV. And then before that-

Jamie #1: Yeah. Okay. We get the picture. Shut up and go get in costume.

Jamie #2: You realize that no one can actually see the costume.

Jamie #1: Will you just put on the dreadlock wig?

Jamie #2: But-

Jamie #1: Shut it! And now for your listening pleasure, I present the Old Time Radio Madrox Players in "Fandom Island Events"

Music: Dramatic Organ Music

Jamie #2: That's your title?

Jamie #1: Shut up and get in character.

Old Timey Radio! This can't go wrong at all! )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Radio 3-6

Jamie: #1: Good evening Fandom! Tonight WTFH Radio and Multiple Madrox Productions are proud to present a blast from the past! That's right kids and critters! We're doing old timey radio. You see folks back before this thing called the internet there was radio!

Jamie #2: Actually before the internet there was game consoles. And video games. And before that there was mainframes but you couldn't do anything fun with that. But even then we had TV. And before that it was black and white TV. And then before that-

Jamie #1: Yeah. Okay. We get the picture. Shut up and go get in costume.

Jamie #2: You realize that no one can actually see the costume.

Jamie #1: Will you just put on the dreadlock wig?

Jamie #2: But-

Jamie #1: Shut it! And now for your listening pleasure, I present the Old Time Radio Madrox Players in "Fandom Island Events"

Music: Dramatic Organ Music

Jamie #2: That's your title?

Jamie #1: Shut up and get in character.

Old Timey Radio! This can't go wrong at all! )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom and my fellow cruisers! It is I, Jamie Madrox once again here to tell you of the inane details of our lives. Why? Because it's what the pirate used to pay us to do. Alas Barbossa... we'll miss your rascally ways. And your rum.

*sad chittering*

Yes. I know. I'm heartbroken too. Now I'll have to buy my own alcohol. *sighs* Let's get started shall we?

Going to the chapel and we're... going to get MAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAARRIED! )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom and my fellow cruisers! It is I, Jamie Madrox once again here to tell you of the inane details of our lives. Why? Because it's what the pirate used to pay us to do. Alas Barbossa... we'll miss your rascally ways. And your rum.

*sad chittering*

Yes. I know. I'm heartbroken too. Now I'll have to buy my own alcohol. *sighs* Let's get started shall we?

Going to the chapel and we're... going to get MAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAARRIED! )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Evening Fandom. Here are today's top stories. Such as they are.

News )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Evening Fandom. Here are today's top stories. Such as they are.

News )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! Jamie Madrox here. I'm pretty much counting on everyone here either being fast asleep or doing things that would make their parents die of shock because it involve nudity and for a small portion of you some sort of scary fetish that would be innappropriate for me to use while being monitored by this FCC shock collar that I'm wearing.

Actually it's just a regular dog shock collar but somehow the squirrels got it on me when I wasn't paying attention and one of the squirrely bas-

*BZZZT*

YEEEEOOOW! -has the controller. I hate to say this but I think I miss the grumpy guy with the forehead.

*BZZZT*

YEEEEEEOOOOW!

This will be a shocking broadcast. I just know it. )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! Jamie Madrox here. I'm pretty much counting on everyone here either being fast asleep or doing things that would make their parents die of shock because it involve nudity and for a small portion of you some sort of scary fetish that would be innappropriate for me to use while being monitored by this FCC shock collar that I'm wearing.

Actually it's just a regular dog shock collar but somehow the squirrels got it on me when I wasn't paying attention and one of the squirrely bas-

*BZZZT*

YEEEEOOOW! -has the controller. I hate to say this but I think I miss the grumpy guy with the forehead.

*BZZZT*

YEEEEEEOOOOW!

This will be a shocking broadcast. I just know it. )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Jamie: Good evening Fandom! Tonight I have an unwelcome guest in my studio. You've seen him! You've avoided him! You walk the other way when you see him coming your way! Give it up to Forehead Guy!

Worf: I am Worf. Not Forehead Guy.

Jamie: You're on my show. I get to call you whatever I want.

Worf: No. No you don't.

Jamie: Whatever you say Skippy. I'm the guy with the microphone.

Worf: And I am the man who can break you in half.

Jamie: ... Worf you say?

Worf: Yes.

Jamie: Right! Then let's get to the news, shall we?

Now with 90% more accurate news! )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Jamie: Good evening Fandom! Tonight I have an unwelcome guest in my studio. You've seen him! You've avoided him! You walk the other way when you see him coming your way! Give it up to Forehead Guy!

Worf: I am Worf. Not Forehead Guy.

Jamie: You're on my show. I get to call you whatever I want.

Worf: No. No you don't.

Jamie: Whatever you say Skippy. I'm the guy with the microphone.

Worf: And I am the man who can break you in half.

Jamie: ... Worf you say?

Worf: Yes.

Jamie: Right! Then let's get to the news, shall we?

Now with 90% more accurate news! )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Jamie #1: Good evening Fandom! It's me, Jamie Madrox, With all the news that has been scribbled out by the tiny paws of inquisitive squirrels with tiny press hats. You have to wonder what makes squirrels pry into our daily lives and why they find it so interesting.

Probably because they just like humiliating us.

*chittering of agreement*

I thought so. Shall we get to the news? )
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Jamie #1: Good evening Fandom! It's me, Jamie Madrox, With all the news that has been scribbled out by the tiny paws of inquisitive squirrels with tiny press hats. You have to wonder what makes squirrels pry into our daily lives and why they find it so interesting.

Probably because they just like humiliating us.

*chittering of agreement*

I thought so. Shall we get to the news? )

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