[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom! It's time for the news. I'm your host, J. Jonah Jameson, coming to you this graduation day for the last time. I have my bags packed, a taxi idling, and a redeye to catch. I'd say that I'll miss it here, but I strive for truth in journalism. Let's get on with this so I can leave sooner.

Truly, you are all the wind beneath Jonah's non-existent wings. )
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom! It's time for the news. I'm your host, J. Jonah Jameson, coming to you this graduation day for the last time. I have my bags packed, a taxi idling, and a redeye to catch. I'd say that I'll miss it here, but I strive for truth in journalism. Let's get on with this so I can leave sooner.

Truly, you are all the wind beneath Jonah's non-existent wings. )
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson, who is done teaching! After next week, I'm out of here! No more students! No more squirrels! No more zombies! No more gremlins! No more discussing the romantic entanglements of teenagers unless they've been in a couple movies and have since made a mess of their lives! No more Buffy Summers or Amber Atkins! Back to the comfort of New York and a Spider-Man who doesn't wear street clothes! I can't say that I'll miss any of it or any of you. With that in mind, here's a look at what all of you did today.

Actually, Jonah will miss all of you. But that's just because he's a terrible shot. )

That's all for my penultimate broadcast. This has been J. Jonah Jameson for WTFH news. Good night.
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson, who is done teaching! After next week, I'm out of here! No more students! No more squirrels! No more zombies! No more gremlins! No more discussing the romantic entanglements of teenagers unless they've been in a couple movies and have since made a mess of their lives! No more Buffy Summers or Amber Atkins! Back to the comfort of New York and a Spider-Man who doesn't wear street clothes! I can't say that I'll miss any of it or any of you. With that in mind, here's a look at what all of you did today.

Actually, Jonah will miss all of you. But that's just because he's a terrible shot. )

That's all for my penultimate broadcast. This has been J. Jonah Jameson for WTFH news. Good night.
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson, coming to you over this weekend before Finals. Remember, if you screw up now it will haunt you forever! So go ahead and do well. Or else!

Pre-Finals News! )

That's all for tonight. This has been J. Jonah Jameson for WTFH news. Good night.
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson, coming to you over this weekend before Finals. Remember, if you screw up now it will haunt you forever! So go ahead and do well. Or else!

Pre-Finals News! )

That's all for tonight. This has been J. Jonah Jameson for WTFH news. Good night.
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson and you can't claim that I didn't warn you. Any time I had to deal with any of the teenage romance crap going on, I told you that I didn't want to report it and you didn't want me to report it. Well, last night was prom, and a lot of you woke up together to find that you had children, NONE OF THEM nearly as good as my boy John when he was that age! So as I go through the news tonight, every time I call a child by name, remember that I warned you! And if I start laughing, it's because I warned you!

I'm smiling a lot at your collective pain right now. I wanted to make sure you knew that since you can't see my face.

Okay, let's get onto your misery in the news!

Remember, you only have a child now because you can't control your libido in the future. )

Kids, give your parents hell so I have good stories to listen to tomorrow night. This has been J. Jonah Jameson for WTFH news. Good night.
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson and you can't claim that I didn't warn you. Any time I had to deal with any of the teenage romance crap going on, I told you that I didn't want to report it and you didn't want me to report it. Well, last night was prom, and a lot of you woke up together to find that you had children, NONE OF THEM nearly as good as my boy John when he was that age! So as I go through the news tonight, every time I call a child by name, remember that I warned you! And if I start laughing, it's because I warned you!

I'm smiling a lot at your collective pain right now. I wanted to make sure you knew that since you can't see my face.

Okay, let's get onto your misery in the news!

Remember, you only have a child now because you can't control your libido in the future. )

Kids, give your parents hell so I have good stories to listen to tomorrow night. This has been J. Jonah Jameson for WTFH news. Good night.
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Spidey: GOOD EVENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING FANDOM! Welcome to the Zombie and Spidey show. I'm Spidey...

Jonah: Braaaaiiiiins.

Spidey: And that's J. Jonah Jameson. The J stands for Zombie. As it turns out, zombies aren't good spellers, who knew?

Jonah: Rrraargh.

Spidey: Well, of course you knew, Jonah. You are a zombie. And because of that, it was decided that he can't really do the news his normal way tonight since the written and spoken word escape him at the moment. So pretend that this is one of those wacky political talk shows where one host speaks for the good people who are just trying to survive in a world gone cuckoo and the other is an undead monster who's committed unspeakable actions and smells. I'll leave it to the listeners to decide which one is which party.

Jonah: GRRAARGH!

Spidey: Well said, Jonah. Okay, let's get on with the news. Our lead story tonight just in case you weren't listening to the special radio broadcast earlier, I Can't Believe He's Vice Principal Deadpool reported that things are looking up in the war against the zombie plague.

Jonah: NEEEEARGH!

Spidey: Don't get angry, Picklepuss. Get cured somehow.

Spider-Man's used to villains who wanna eat his brains, you know. )
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Spidey: GOOD EVENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING FANDOM! Welcome to the Zombie and Spidey show. I'm Spidey...

Jonah: Braaaaiiiiins.

Spidey: And that's J. Jonah Jameson. The J stands for Zombie. As it turns out, zombies aren't good spellers, who knew?

Jonah: Rrraargh.

Spidey: Well, of course you knew, Jonah. You are a zombie. And because of that, it was decided that he can't really do the news his normal way tonight since the written and spoken word escape him at the moment. So pretend that this is one of those wacky political talk shows where one host speaks for the good people who are just trying to survive in a world gone cuckoo and the other is an undead monster who's committed unspeakable actions and smells. I'll leave it to the listeners to decide which one is which party.

Jonah: GRRAARGH!

Spidey: Well said, Jonah. Okay, let's get on with the news. Our lead story tonight just in case you weren't listening to the special radio broadcast earlier, I Can't Believe He's Vice Principal Deadpool reported that things are looking up in the war against the zombie plague.

Jonah: NEEEEARGH!

Spidey: Don't get angry, Picklepuss. Get cured somehow.

Spider-Man's used to villains who wanna eat his brains, you know. )
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson, here tonight to tell you about all of the exciting things that people other than you did today. That's right, I'm talking to you, even though you're probably asleep already.

That was sarcasm. There wasn't too much excitement today. )

And that's all of the news for this evening. This has been J. Jonah Jameson for WTFH news. Good night.
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson, here tonight to tell you about all of the exciting things that people other than you did today. That's right, I'm talking to you, even though you're probably asleep already.

That was sarcasm. There wasn't too much excitement today. )

And that's all of the news for this evening. This has been J. Jonah Jameson for WTFH news. Good night.
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson, and I've got nothing clever tonight. Let's get straight to the news.

Cut for a quiet night. )
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson, and I've got nothing clever tonight. Let's get straight to the news.

Cut for a quiet night. )
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson, and nobody's listening anyway because you're all a bunch of tiny brats. But you're active brats, so let's get on with this.

Brats. )

And that's it. If any of you brats pester me on my way home, I promise you that the boogeyman will get you. This has been J. Jonah Jameson for WTFH news.

[OOC: Big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] iruinenglish for the assist.]
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson, and nobody's listening anyway because you're all a bunch of tiny brats. But you're active brats, so let's get on with this.

Brats. )

And that's it. If any of you brats pester me on my way home, I promise you that the boogeyman will get you. This has been J. Jonah Jameson for WTFH news.

[OOC: Big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] iruinenglish for the assist.]
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson, back after a week off. I take my vacations seriously. Tonight, you were all quiet. Good! Early night for me!

Cut because I'm addicted to cutting radio. I just can't stop, no matter how slow it may have been tonight! )
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson, back after a week off. I take my vacations seriously. Tonight, you were all quiet. Good! Early night for me!

Cut because I'm addicted to cutting radio. I just can't stop, no matter how slow it may have been tonight! )
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson. Tonight... Well, it looks like there weren't any parties, no conventions, no dating events at the bar, and no trends of people waking up together, meaning that my lecture on the air last week worked. I almost don't know what to do with the extra time tonight. Maybe I'll get out of here before a web-headed criminal shows up this time.

No Guest Star Radio! )
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson. Tonight... Well, it looks like there weren't any parties, no conventions, no dating events at the bar, and no trends of people waking up together, meaning that my lecture on the air last week worked. I almost don't know what to do with the extra time tonight. Maybe I'll get out of here before a web-headed criminal shows up this time.

No Guest Star Radio! )
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. Listen up, it's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson. Happy Valentine's Day to those of you with a significant other. I had a lovely phone call with my lovely wife who sent me here. At least she didn't make me take her to an expensive restaurant this year. You have to look for silver linings, I think. And the silver lining for those of you without someone is that you also didn't have to take anyone to an expensive restaurant. Let that help you deal with your crushing loneliness tonight.

Cut for a day that was pretty quiet aside from twenty minutes of INSANITY )

[OOC: Please note that Ben uses a slightly different tone while speaking as Spider-Man and that the mask muffles his voice a little, so while the voice might sound familiar, it won't be too recognizable as Ben's. People who know Peter Parker's superhero name are free to wonder what he was doing there. People who suspect that Ben is Peter using a fake name and bad dye job (ahem, Deadpool) are free to use this as they will.

Really, I just couldn't resist.]
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. Listen up, it's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson. Happy Valentine's Day to those of you with a significant other. I had a lovely phone call with my lovely wife who sent me here. At least she didn't make me take her to an expensive restaurant this year. You have to look for silver linings, I think. And the silver lining for those of you without someone is that you also didn't have to take anyone to an expensive restaurant. Let that help you deal with your crushing loneliness tonight.

Cut for a day that was pretty quiet aside from twenty minutes of INSANITY )

[OOC: Please note that Ben uses a slightly different tone while speaking as Spider-Man and that the mask muffles his voice a little, so while the voice might sound familiar, it won't be too recognizable as Ben's. People who know Peter Parker's superhero name are free to wonder what he was doing there. People who suspect that Ben is Peter using a fake name and bad dye job (ahem, Deadpool) are free to use this as they will.

Really, I just couldn't resist.]
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Yellow: Good evening, Fandom. This is the news and I'm your host, Yellow. Let's see. Wow, this is a lot of notes. Well, I'm going to put on some cocoa and get started reading them if you don't mind. Oh, thank you, Mister Squirrel, for getting started on that cocoa. Sorry! I didn't know you were Miss Squirrel. I didn't mean to offend you. Okay, let's get started.

Guest Stars! Musical Interludes! It's totally Radio for February Sweeps! )

Well, that just about wraps things up here at the radio station. Have a very good night, Fandom! Here's hoping you wake up tomorrow in the beds you fall asleep in tonight.

[OOC: Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] slapbetcommish, [livejournal.com profile] pieandcoffee, and all of the squirrels.]
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Yellow: Good evening, Fandom. This is the news and I'm your host, Yellow. Let's see. Wow, this is a lot of notes. Well, I'm going to put on some cocoa and get started reading them if you don't mind. Oh, thank you, Mister Squirrel, for getting started on that cocoa. Sorry! I didn't know you were Miss Squirrel. I didn't mean to offend you. Okay, let's get started.

Guest Stars! Musical Interludes! It's totally Radio for February Sweeps! )

Well, that just about wraps things up here at the radio station. Have a very good night, Fandom! Here's hoping you wake up tomorrow in the beds you fall asleep in tonight.

[OOC: Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] slapbetcommish, [livejournal.com profile] pieandcoffee, and all of the squirrels.]
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. Listen up, it's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson. It was a slow day on the island compared to last week. Nobody had any parties and there were no conventions, but there were signs of life in the dorm building. That life seemed happy enough to loiter in stairwells, which doesn't say much for this generation, but it's an improvement.

Congratulations! )
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. Listen up, it's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson. It was a slow day on the island compared to last week. Nobody had any parties and there were no conventions, but there were signs of life in the dorm building. That life seemed happy enough to loiter in stairwells, which doesn't say much for this generation, but it's an improvement.

Congratulations! )
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. Listen up. It's time for the news and this is your host - voted in by you, the smarter people of Fandom - J. Jonah Jameson. It's a big day on the island. Not only do we have a police officer convention called CopCon going on - and I would like to take a moment to thank the legitimate members of the law enforcement community who are joining us this weekend for all the work they've done keeping people safe from all kinds of menaces, masked or otherwise - but it seems there was a birthday party as well as other assorted social gatherings on a much smaller scale.

Cops and Ice Cream and a Quiet Night Inside the School Gates )

[OOC: Sorry for the slight delay. There was brief RL socialness and then A LOT OF LINKS.]
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. Listen up. It's time for the news and this is your host - voted in by you, the smarter people of Fandom - J. Jonah Jameson. It's a big day on the island. Not only do we have a police officer convention called CopCon going on - and I would like to take a moment to thank the legitimate members of the law enforcement community who are joining us this weekend for all the work they've done keeping people safe from all kinds of menaces, masked or otherwise - but it seems there was a birthday party as well as other assorted social gatherings on a much smaller scale.

Cops and Ice Cream and a Quiet Night Inside the School Gates )

[OOC: Sorry for the slight delay. There was brief RL socialness and then A LOT OF LINKS.]
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. After a week of people who wouldn't know how to report the news if these squirrels that have infested this radio station gave them detailed lessons, it's time you heard from a real reporter. ME, J. Jonah Jameson. I promise to bring you the truth of the happenings of this island the way you want it: with names named, secrets revealed, and menaces uncovered. And probably some editorializing. It's a winning combination! So turn your voices down, turn your radio up, and listen because it's time for the news.

In which Jonah notices that people around here frequently have unusual names )

And that's the end of my notes. This has been J. Jonah Jameson for WTFH news.
[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com
Good evening, Fandom. After a week of people who wouldn't know how to report the news if these squirrels that have infested this radio station gave them detailed lessons, it's time you heard from a real reporter. ME, J. Jonah Jameson. I promise to bring you the truth of the happenings of this island the way you want it: with names named, secrets revealed, and menaces uncovered. And probably some editorializing. It's a winning combination! So turn your voices down, turn your radio up, and listen because it's time for the news.

In which Jonah notices that people around here frequently have unusual names )

And that's the end of my notes. This has been J. Jonah Jameson for WTFH news.

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