This be likeguidelines
, takin' a break from the revelry t'try and catch ye up with what's been goin' on today at Fandom High. Well, other than the conga.
But first, the borin' parts. I mean, the classes.Readin', Writin', 'RithamaticMartial Arts
class be watchin' more movies, Journalism
class be writin' their own tales of heroes 'n villainy, and Speech
class follow-up on their lessons in obedience over the past week.World History
, Comparative Religions
, and Physics
be cancelled. Those be my kind o' teachers.Non-Homecomin' Revelin'
Anakin be startin' up a club
fer people who be as broody as he be. He be gettin' Professor Ted t'advise it, too. That should be fun t'watch. Wrestlin
' practice be cancelled, and make sure ye've cast yer vote fer the name of the student newspaper
The theater's showin' Carrie
this weekend. I be told by people who know that this be extremely funny.Homecomin'
First thar be a carnival, where thar be dunkin
(which I be takin' a turn in, and thank ye all so much fer makin' sure I be nice 'n squelchy before me big date), a very nice variety of folks
in the kissin
' booths (includin' the lovely Faith, o'course), spinnin' the Wheel o' Morality
' and general wanderin
' around 'n not goin' to class.Pre-Dance Revelin'Thar be all manner of primpin
' and worryin
' (and drinkin
'--Faith, I be lookin' at you again) before the night be gettin' started. Some folks
be harder t'convince
to go to the dance than others. Parker be runnin' into
a bit of a problem before the dance, too.
Then folks be gettin' paired up, includin' (but not by a long shot limited to) Jake 'n Krycek
, Logan 'n Allie
, Anakin 'n Professor Amidala
, Lee and Veronica
, Sheldon 'n Rogue
, Cally 'n Xander
, Sam 'n John Connor
, Sakura 'n Edward
, Lindsey 'n Piper
, Lisa 'n Angelus
, Hamlet 'n Duo
(but not like that (
except fer bein' totally like that
)), Lana 'n Archie
, Buffy 'n Frank
, Sonia 'n Sora
, Draco 'n Lily
, Carson 'n Quinn
, and Anya 'n Jack O'NeillRevelin'
And then thar be a dance
. And thar be dancin', and drinkin' and lurkin' in corners, and spikin' the punch, and doin' the conga, and all manner of other excitement [OOC: And there were more than 2300 comments to the entry when I started writing this recap, at which point I started drinking heavily and decided to skip it for now. If you could link me up with what you were doing that was interesting, please do so in the comments and we'll do a special homecoming edition tomorrow. 2300 comments. My God.] Thar also be some mighty fine photographs
of some of the lovely couples, groups, and, um, others, that be attendin' the dance.
Professor Cregg be doin' the Jackal, Rover 'n Cally
be crowned Homecomin' King 'n Queen (although Parker
seems t'be more excited about it than should be strictly warranted, methinks), and rumor has it that all sorts o' interestin' things be happenin' in the ladies room
. As I be not a lady, I be not knowin'.
Oh, and the townies be havin' a party
tonight too. Rumor has it that thar has not been any conga line, but thar was a Jay 'n Silent Bob
sightin'.Post Revelin'Folks finally
' (and moonwalkin
') back home
, exhausted, except fer O'Neill
, who be throwin' yet another party.
I be exhausted just thinkin' about it. That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover (with his snazzy new suit), and have a good night!
[OOC: O.M.G. Worse than zombies, people. I am dead from linking.]