This is Faith Le- um. St Cla- um. This is Faith, and being married is confusing. Here's the news for today.
Bulliten: Cameron is a puppy
. Or a wolf. Whatever, it's cute. Also, um, Vala seems concerned
. Which I understand. I mean, that'd totally put a cramp in your sex life.ClassShop Class
builds human powered vehicles, cool. They talk about Quilting Myths in Home Ec
, which- why are there myths about quilting? Who has that much free time? They all talk about how much Gladiator
sucked in History
, which- WHAT? Dude, there were swordfights! And gladiators! And people talking funny!
, they get to read bunny comics. Apparently, this bunny is a stealth pirate ninja
who can read minds and wield cheesegraters
. Maybe he knows Barbossa? Speaking of, he and everyone else paint scary pictures in Art Studio
. Also, um, Professor Ash? Cosmo is, um, a lady magazine. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but, you know, the Sexy Men issue probably isn't what you're into.Languages
is boring, Biology
is boring (but with glitter and talk of body shots). Sociology
is Yawn-ology (unless you're a geekheadloserface). And, dear GAWD, who cares about Archaeology
? They're all dead and gone, kids.Lit Class
talks about love, or some bullshit like that. Rory Gilmore's teaching Criminal Justice
. Also, I hear she's a slut. Maybe she has cooties, which, interestingly enough, is one of the topics in Speech Class
We do stuff in Abnormal Psych
, which is... new and exciting, I guess. They have a work period in Authurian Traditions
, and it looks like there was some drama. Um, people go to Linguistics
, The Doctor
and Professor Chaucer
(who gets coffe and ROVER, OMG) all have office hours.Study Hall
is bouncing. Lots of people play
with a dog, that happens to be Cameron. Really, ya'll gotta stop turning into animals. S'not healthy.
Also, John explains
Kris'mus and Hanika to Anakin. Lee and John discuss
their plans to go to Caritas.
Look, lots happens in the Library
today. I don't care, and neither should you. (and the links wouldn't work.)
There are lots of club meetings tonight. Into the Black
is hopping, with people signing up to fly and getting distracted by a puppy. In Yearbook
, Whorey Gilmore delegates. And at Junior Acheivers
, I get elected new club president. Which is clearly cause I'm the most achievingest of all.
Oh, and the Clinic
is pretty dead. No one died, or anything, but no one got hurt, so deadness.Dorms
There's a poster
telling everyone with cats to be careful, as someone is a rodent. *snickering* Shep is putting out bait
for said rodenty student- Beka, for the uninformed- but all he catches is Lana.
Aw, Anakin gives Whorey Gilmore
a present. In his room. Alone. *bow-chicka-wowow music plays*
In the world of emo, we have Draco and Lilly
being kinda cute. And we have Maia and Chianna
, who, I don't know, fight or something.
On the DRAMA! front, Paige is angry
. Remind me not to dump her. Actually, Sawyer's angry too, remind me never to trash his room. Also dramatic was the fight
between Bel and Phoebe. I think I heard Angel or something being mentioned a lot.
Marty watches Gelmoore Gals reruns in the common room
, and talks to Angela and Alanna. And um, did anyone else think the dorms were kinda filled with dread?
It was unsettling.Town
Um. Yeah. There's a Cat thing whoring
. Or something. *sigh* I don't wanna touch this. I'll offend someone.
Mayor Red and Wilson work on plans
for a Town Clinic. Nifty. I think there's some scary guy that shows up
too, but I don't have the notes on it.
In the Park, House watches
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot read, and he also meets
The Fourth Sin is getting busy. There's a decorating
phone call, about what color carpeting is best. I'd go for, you know, um, natural-looking rugs, myself. Not a fan of blue. Also, Parker stops by
to talk to Jarod, meet Becky (who looks like Whorey Gilmore), and get glared at by a doughnut eating Miho. And also, Geoff and Becky? Kinda cute
Lana stops by Deb's
(and Jonathan gets the JA brownies, YAY!), Aaron goes to see
Sophia at Beethoven's shop, and The Tick talks to
Druscilla. Oh, and ew! Grissom and Sidle go on a date
, which I bet got OMG, DIRTY.
Oh, the BEST DINNER PARTY EVER was held tonight. There's some super cuteness
And "Faith Has Three Mommies" will soon be a bestseller
. I go
, cause I'm cool, and Deb and Carl come
, cause they're cool and she's so sweet that she brought cookies
, and Whorey Gilmore and Logan show up
. Hell, even the cooking
is cute. And Tara's the best cook ever.
Caritas is so insanely busy. Lee doesn't order a virgin
, and is sad to hear that he has to be 21 to drink. Oh sweetie, we call it pregaming here. Gimme a call, I'll teach you. Lee and that SLUT Veronica Mars have an awkward conversation
, because it's hard to talk to someone like her. Weird is damn chatty
. Callisto gets mocked
for her naked exploits this weekend.
Veronica Mars chats up Angel
. Good luck, sweetie. When he's souled, he's like, a eunuch but less fun. John and Angel seem to have bonded
. I smell a sitcom. Angel and Callisto kinda flirt
. Seems awkward.
Lee and Aeryn talk
, and I'm told it's confusing. Apparently, they'd get along fine
, if they weren't into the same guy, which- what? Someone explain this to me.
Paige doesn't get booze
. CJ is emo
, and Vala shows off
her pet Cam.
Veronica is a song pushing whore
. And, aw, Allie and Logan are cute, and get each other to sing
Oh, and there's singing
. This being a kareoke bar.
Annnnd that's all for tonight. Jaye's got you tomorrow, and I'll see you all next week. Also, tomorrow morning, but still.(This recap brought to you by the fact that THE INTERNET DIED WHEN I WAS HALF DONE AT THREE FIFTY NINE AM! AND I'M DONE AT FIVE TWENTY FOUR AND I HATE THE INTERNETS OMGOMGOMG!!!!. Okay, better now.)