Good evening and welcome to another wet and wild version of Fandom Radio with John Robert Crichton III. We won't be getting wet tonight, not dirty, and the only thing wild is the headache that is tap dancing through my skull. So, stop making out, breaking out, flaking out and staking out and listen up!School on Saturday? Surely, You Jest!Detention
today is led by...a gremlin? Did Jaye try to frisk him? Jaye/Gremlin OTP FOREVER!Dorm Room With A ViewVeronica
bakes muffins and Logan...the bunny watches. Oh Logan, you're an animal again. You're really making it difficult for people to forget that moniker. Bel
eats some of Veronica's muffins and gets hit by Logan. Dude, these are the dirtiest notes ever. Good grief. Callisto
had a double date with a bunny and his girlfriend. Callisto, is that code for naughty naughty with my roommate? Alas, said date was cancelled.Pip
makes eyepatch jokes. I'm offended on behalf of Barbossa!Jaye
is an insomniac. Aww, insanity catching up with you, Jaye jaye? Macbeth's
room gets messed up in a terrible act of villany! Walter
is pranking. I hate April Fool's Day. Nadia
broods. Maybe she hates April Fool's Day too. Or she hates miming dentists. Damn miming dentists! Jake and Krycek
see each other.Draco
gets a letter that makes him sneeze. BIRD FLU! Oh wait, probably not. Victor
waits for Walter.
Molly, Bridge, Isabel, Aeryn, Xander, Anakin, Peter, Alanna, Pippi and Rory play RISK
. You guys let Aeryn play a world domination game? I laugh, I do. Aeryn broods and I left her a note that, if I can I say so, was quite cute. Allie
babysits Veronica's bunny. Holy crap, that is not what it sounds like. Geez, these notes are rated R!Bridge
is out of uniform. No, that doesn't mean he was naked. Was he naked? Bridge, were you naked? Zero's
a blonde now. I'd tell a blonde joke here but Zero owns a mallet. Aeryn
learns about betting pools. Oh, thank you very much for that, people! Peter
wants to interview Zero. I'm making no jokes here because Peter's my friend and Zero owns a mallet. By the way, does interviewing equal scrapbooking? Just randomly asking!Xander
is left speechles by Bridge in his undies. CIVVIES! I mean, civvies. Good, that means Bridge wasn't naked. Anakin
offers to show Isabel how to make things fly. Hey Anakin? Can you come to Advanced Journalism with me? I know something that I'd like to see fly. And Molly
tells Cam about her career as a bank robber. Ooookay...( And now a short commercial break... )
Hmm. While I find the notion of campaigning for the girlkissy event quite awesome, I do have to say, and I may be biased, that seeing Aeryn kissing Callisto would be far prettier.Takin' You Downtown!Allie
is all alone at the FTEC in the morning. The mimes are probably sleeping. Tommy
is not alone in the evening. Veronica and Angel bring in an injured Lilly.
Apparently, today is Milo's
birthday. Milo? What a wimpy name. Sounds like a mime's name. Happy birthday, Milo the Mime! Camulus and Orlin
, oh to hell with that, Ormulus have a relationship talk. Figure out who wears the knickers in the relationship and you'll be set, guys.
There are strange
noises in the park. Maybe Milo isn't such a silent mime? Some guy named Sloane
stops into Giles' shop. Seriously, is there like a dentist convention in town? 'Make your teeth white and bright and dazzling in the light!'
At Wonka's today, Edmund
stops by to chat with Ivanova, Pippi
checks out the joke candy, Al brings up a touchy subject
to Ivanova, and Victor
brings plant life. And now I feel like singing kumbayay around a campfire. Seriously.Pip
visits All and Sundries. Pip, pip, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! Oh, sorry, got distracted. At Empire Records, Lucas is water ballooned and Victor dances
to boy bands. Wow. How very manly.
And there are dentist seminars today! Tuco
the dentist holds a seminar on backstabbing, Rita's
seminar on Minion management. Wait, another Rita? Professor Skeeter, you have a sister? Awww, are you guys gonna get together and do your nails and hair? And someone named...Buelah
holds a seminar on being a minion. Buelah? Nice name.
Someone named The Doc
is a people person. Is he a dentist too?
The Perk is busy for a Saturday. Pippi
has candy and coffee, Aeryn and Scorpius
have a chat, someone named Tuco
smacks Orlin, and a stink bomb
is thrown. Mmm. Garlic-y.Scorpius and Braca
check out Blood Gulch Arms. Scorpius and Tex got together? Not dirty, by the way. And the world didn't explode? I'm surprised. Maybe Tex has a soft side after all. Marty
and some guy named...Virgil hang out in Ching Tai. Hi Virgil! I bet you're an orthodonist! Caritas
is open. Cafe Fina
is also open and The Major stops in for lunch. Later at Cafe Fina, Nadia
has dinner with some other dentists. Lots of dentists around town.
And then there is Milo's
birthday party! Cool! I bet there are a whole bunch of mimes there! The quietest birthday ever! Something's
going down in Empire Record. Dude, not dirty. Who writes these notes? Are the mimes writing these? Dirty mimes! There is a symphony
in the park, Nadia
goes to the Arms Hotel, a chance meeting
between myself and Scorpius at Jeff, God of Biscuits (we had pastries!) and a list
of people hit with stink bombs appears!
And I'm making like a banana and splitting, Fandom. Go out and punch a mime.