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DIDJA MISS ME YOU SQUIRRLEY SONS OF BITCHES?!

*massive amounts of enthusiastic squeaking*

Awwwwww! Hugs for everybody! We're totally getting hammered tonight. See, I brought a sleeping bag so I could sleep in the station tonight! It's just going to be like old times!

*squeaking*

The other girl? Oh, the note said she couldn't leave because something in the common room reminded her of how her pet parakeet suffocated from a throw pillow accident when she was twelve. Weird, huh?

Anyways! For you new kids and you old kids, this is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio! Man, it feels good to say that. Let's dive right in to the news, shall we? You guys were hella weird today. This is Fandom and I'm saying you guys were weird. That's how weird you were.

Poor Dick is so confused... )
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DIDJA MISS ME YOU SQUIRRLEY SONS OF BITCHES?!

*massive amounts of enthusiastic squeaking*

Awwwwww! Hugs for everybody! We're totally getting hammered tonight. See, I brought a sleeping bag so I could sleep in the station tonight! It's just going to be like old times!

*squeaking*

The other girl? Oh, the note said she couldn't leave because something in the common room reminded her of how her pet parakeet suffocated from a throw pillow accident when she was twelve. Weird, huh?

Anyways! For you new kids and you old kids, this is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio! Man, it feels good to say that. Let's dive right in to the news, shall we? You guys were hella weird today. This is Fandom and I'm saying you guys were weird. That's how weird you were.

Poor Dick is so confused... )
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Hello, Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas reporting to you from Greece! Which you all knew but it's still awesome to say. Dude, Greece! How cool is that? Like olives and pitas and Greek chicks and other Greeky stuff! I'm totally geeking out about it. Or should I say Greeking out?

That was lame. Pretend I didn't say that.

Greeeek lightning! )

And that's it for me tonight, Fandom! Go out, enjoy the Greek life and try not to get arrested. I hear foreign jails are awful. Night!
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Hello, Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas reporting to you from Greece! Which you all knew but it's still awesome to say. Dude, Greece! How cool is that? Like olives and pitas and Greek chicks and other Greeky stuff! I'm totally geeking out about it. Or should I say Greeking out?

That was lame. Pretend I didn't say that.

Greeeek lightning! )

And that's it for me tonight, Fandom! Go out, enjoy the Greek life and try not to get arrested. I hear foreign jails are awful. Night!
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Lilly: Stop pulling my hair!

Caz: I will if you take back what you said!

Lilly: No! It's true!

Meg: Dick, do something about your son.

Dick: Tell your daughter to stop calling his mother a tramp.

Lilly: Stepmommy Veronica is a tramp! Mom said so!

Caz: My mom isn't a tramp!

Dick: Don't worry, Caz. Meg's just bitter because she found out she has to be a lonely single mother.

Meg: Dick!

Lilly: I'll have you know my mom is real pop'lar! She has men sleep over all the time!

Meg: LILLY!

Dick: Oh who's the tramp now, Manning?

Meg: ...Shut up.

This news is like novel length )
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Lilly: Stop pulling my hair!

Caz: I will if you take back what you said!

Lilly: No! It's true!

Meg: Dick, do something about your son.

Dick: Tell your daughter to stop calling his mother a tramp.

Lilly: Stepmommy Veronica is a tramp! Mom said so!

Caz: My mom isn't a tramp!

Dick: Don't worry, Caz. Meg's just bitter because she found out she has to be a lonely single mother.

Meg: Dick!

Lilly: I'll have you know my mom is real pop'lar! She has men sleep over all the time!

Meg: LILLY!

Dick: Oh who's the tramp now, Manning?

Meg: ...Shut up.

This news is like novel length )
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Hellllllllo Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio and I've got news. And not just the regular news but news about me news. Which is the best kind of news of all. So, yeah, the fortune lady said I was going to marry one of you squirrels and we all know my "no uggos" rule when it comes to chicks of any species. Line up and let me see which one of you lucky rodents is going to be the first Mrs. Richard H. Casablancas.

Hrm...no...no...no...brush that tail a little and we'll talk....no, you're mean...and you've got potential but I don't want to be making any final decisions yet. Look, I know. It's a job that everybody wants but it's just not something I can rush into. I suggest you all start giving me gifts to win over my heart. I love Twizzlers and Pop Rocks. Start by giving me those.

Obviously Dick and Mrs. Casablancas-squirrel will be adopting )

No, I still haven't made a decision yet. You've got to give me time, okay? I'll think about it. Anyways, that's if for me tonight guys. See ya!
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Hellllllllo Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio and I've got news. And not just the regular news but news about me news. Which is the best kind of news of all. So, yeah, the fortune lady said I was going to marry one of you squirrels and we all know my "no uggos" rule when it comes to chicks of any species. Line up and let me see which one of you lucky rodents is going to be the first Mrs. Richard H. Casablancas.

Hrm...no...no...no...brush that tail a little and we'll talk....no, you're mean...and you've got potential but I don't want to be making any final decisions yet. Look, I know. It's a job that everybody wants but it's just not something I can rush into. I suggest you all start giving me gifts to win over my heart. I love Twizzlers and Pop Rocks. Start by giving me those.

Obviously Dick and Mrs. Casablancas-squirrel will be adopting )

No, I still haven't made a decision yet. You've got to give me time, okay? I'll think about it. Anyways, that's if for me tonight guys. See ya!
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Hello, Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. Dude, I almost forgot it was Sunday. Luckily those squirrels come and harass you if they think you're not going to make it to the station on time. And by harass I mean "throw acorns at you until you wake up from your nap." Wait...that kinda sucks. Stupid squirrels.
Newsie News News )

That's it for me, Fandom! Wow, you guys really hate doing stuff on Sunday. Not that I'm complaining. I can go finish my nap now. Or...I guess it'd just be sleeping now. Anyways, I'll be unconscious. Night!
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Hello, Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. Dude, I almost forgot it was Sunday. Luckily those squirrels come and harass you if they think you're not going to make it to the station on time. And by harass I mean "throw acorns at you until you wake up from your nap." Wait...that kinda sucks. Stupid squirrels.
Newsie News News )

That's it for me, Fandom! Wow, you guys really hate doing stuff on Sunday. Not that I'm complaining. I can go finish my nap now. Or...I guess it'd just be sleeping now. Anyways, I'll be unconscious. Night!
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Hello Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio and I am neither wee or tiny. So I've got that going for me.

Quick news )

Wow, that was a breeze compared to last weekend. Anyways, that's it for me Fandom. Night!

[Sorry for the lame broadcast. I don't feel well all of a sudden. *pouts*]
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Hello Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio and I am neither wee or tiny. So I've got that going for me.

Quick news )

Wow, that was a breeze compared to last weekend. Anyways, that's it for me Fandom. Night!

[Sorry for the lame broadcast. I don't feel well all of a sudden. *pouts*]
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DICK: Okay, we're here. I didn't get in trouble. You can go.

MEG: I don't think so. As if I'm going to let you do radio by yourself like this. You shouldn't be allowed to do radio by yourself when you're a teenager.

DICK: WHAT?! But Sam an' Dean got to do radio by themselves!

MEG: Sam and Dean are good boys. You are...I don't want to say evil but that's the only word that's coming to mind.

DICK: MEAN!

MEG: Oh don't even! I know what you're like. You gave me a box full of worms and dirt for my seventh birthday.

DICK: That was a present for you!

MEG: You dumped them in my hair!

DICK: Oh, yeah. That was funny!

Sadly this is pretty close to the bickering of the normal Dick and Meg broadcasts )

MEG: All done?

DICK: Yep!

MEG: Yaaaay. Alright, let's go back to the dorms. It's way past your bedtime.

DICK: Can I sleep with you?

MEG: Absolutely not.

DICK: Aw...
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DICK: Okay, we're here. I didn't get in trouble. You can go.

MEG: I don't think so. As if I'm going to let you do radio by yourself like this. You shouldn't be allowed to do radio by yourself when you're a teenager.

DICK: WHAT?! But Sam an' Dean got to do radio by themselves!

MEG: Sam and Dean are good boys. You are...I don't want to say evil but that's the only word that's coming to mind.

DICK: MEAN!

MEG: Oh don't even! I know what you're like. You gave me a box full of worms and dirt for my seventh birthday.

DICK: That was a present for you!

MEG: You dumped them in my hair!

DICK: Oh, yeah. That was funny!

Sadly this is pretty close to the bickering of the normal Dick and Meg broadcasts )

MEG: All done?

DICK: Yep!

MEG: Yaaaay. Alright, let's go back to the dorms. It's way past your bedtime.

DICK: Can I sleep with you?

MEG: Absolutely not.

DICK: Aw...
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Hello, Fandom! Happy Easter! I've got chocolate bunnies! Mmmm, decapitation has never tasted so good. Onto the news!

Here comes Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail... )

That's all the news I have for tonight. I'm going to go eat more bunnies. Chocolate bunnies. Not regular bunnies. Regular bunnies are too cute to eat.

I didn't just say cute.
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Hello, Fandom! Happy Easter! I've got chocolate bunnies! Mmmm, decapitation has never tasted so good. Onto the news!

Here comes Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail... )

That's all the news I have for tonight. I'm going to go eat more bunnies. Chocolate bunnies. Not regular bunnies. Regular bunnies are too cute to eat.

I didn't just say cute.
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Don't adjust your dial, Fandomites, it is indeed Saturday and this is indeed Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking coming out here while creepy ass angels are attacking to give you news. You people owe me.

It's the Ides of March. Don't stab me )

That's it? Man, we better get people back soon or I'm out of a job. Oh...and also because they're awesome and I'd like to see them again. That too. Alright, I'm going to run back to the dorms as fast as I can. Night!


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OOC Notes on the shenanigans outside of Fandom

The Past: Cairo 1923 | Chicago 1933 | London 1936 | New York 1930 | Paris 1899

Away Teams: Crane Asylum | Museum of Natural History | Westchester | Timbuktu | Castle DOOM
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Don't adjust your dial, Fandomites, it is indeed Saturday and this is indeed Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking coming out here while creepy ass angels are attacking to give you news. You people owe me.

It's the Ides of March. Don't stab me )

That's it? Man, we better get people back soon or I'm out of a job. Oh...and also because they're awesome and I'd like to see them again. That too. Alright, I'm going to run back to the dorms as fast as I can. Night!


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OOC Notes on the shenanigans outside of Fandom

The Past: Cairo 1923 | Chicago 1933 | London 1936 | New York 1930 | Paris 1899

Away Teams: Crane Asylum | Museum of Natural History | Westchester | Timbuktu | Castle DOOM
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Hi, this is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom Radio and oh my god, I hate Daylight Savings Time. All is not as it should be! It's like we're sucked in this weird Twilight Zone where everybody is late! I missed my naptime! Do you know how horrible this is? I'm grumpy now! I don't know how this week could possibly get worse!

Because I can't fight this feeling anymoreeeee. I've forgotten what I started fighting fooooooor )

That's it for me Fandom. I'm going to go catch up on the sleep that was so violently ripped from me today. Do your best to survive the rest of this horrible day known as Daylight Savings Time day. Night!
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Hi, this is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom Radio and oh my god, I hate Daylight Savings Time. All is not as it should be! It's like we're sucked in this weird Twilight Zone where everybody is late! I missed my naptime! Do you know how horrible this is? I'm grumpy now! I don't know how this week could possibly get worse!

Because I can't fight this feeling anymoreeeee. I've forgotten what I started fighting fooooooor )

That's it for me Fandom. I'm going to go catch up on the sleep that was so violently ripped from me today. Do your best to survive the rest of this horrible day known as Daylight Savings Time day. Night!
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God damn, nail polish remover stinks. Like, really. I'm almost sad to see it go though. My hands look so pretty. Not gonna lie, when Annette painted my toenails after I turned into a girl I kept it on for a couple days afterward cause it looked good. And also because I didn't know that there was remover for it. Um...thanks for getting that for me by the way. I owe you one, squirrel. It was bad enough I had to keep my hands in my pockets on the airplane, there was no way I was about to go into the store and buy--AH MAN THE LIGHT IS ON! How long have we been on air? Crap! You squirrels knew, didn't you? I get it, you all like her better because you think she's cute and perky and lets you braid her hair. You're just like that traitor guy! The one with the eggs! Benedict Arnold! Yeah, making delicious eggs doesn't make you any less of a TRAITOR!

Revenge will be had, Manning.

I feel pretty, oh so pretty... )

And that's it for me, Fandom. I'm going to take my nail polish remover and get away from these traitorous squirrels. Eggs Benedicts, all of you.
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God damn, nail polish remover stinks. Like, really. I'm almost sad to see it go though. My hands look so pretty. Not gonna lie, when Annette painted my toenails after I turned into a girl I kept it on for a couple days afterward cause it looked good. And also because I didn't know that there was remover for it. Um...thanks for getting that for me by the way. I owe you one, squirrel. It was bad enough I had to keep my hands in my pockets on the airplane, there was no way I was about to go into the store and buy--AH MAN THE LIGHT IS ON! How long have we been on air? Crap! You squirrels knew, didn't you? I get it, you all like her better because you think she's cute and perky and lets you braid her hair. You're just like that traitor guy! The one with the eggs! Benedict Arnold! Yeah, making delicious eggs doesn't make you any less of a TRAITOR!

Revenge will be had, Manning.

I feel pretty, oh so pretty... )

And that's it for me, Fandom. I'm going to take my nail polish remover and get away from these traitorous squirrels. Eggs Benedicts, all of you.
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Hello Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio and I fell asleep during the Oscars. Again. If somebody's boob popped out and I missed it...oh I'll be so mad.

Anyways, news!

Dick is somewhat less annoying than Ryan Seacrest )

Well, that's it for me Fandom. I hope you all won your Oscar pools! Night!
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Hello Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio and I fell asleep during the Oscars. Again. If somebody's boob popped out and I missed it...oh I'll be so mad.

Anyways, news!

Dick is somewhat less annoying than Ryan Seacrest )

Well, that's it for me Fandom. I hope you all won your Oscar pools! Night!
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Hello, Fandom. This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. As always, bringing you the drama, comedy and romance of, this, our town. Okay, I doubt too much went on today. It's Sunday. People who do productive stuff on Sundays are lame. I'm actually bordering on lameness because I got out of bed to come here and do radio.

Laaaazy Sunday )

Well, that's it for me. Keep on being lazy, Fandom. That's why Sundays were created. Night!
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Hello, Fandom. This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. As always, bringing you the drama, comedy and romance of, this, our town. Okay, I doubt too much went on today. It's Sunday. People who do productive stuff on Sundays are lame. I'm actually bordering on lameness because I got out of bed to come here and do radio.

Laaaazy Sunday )

Well, that's it for me. Keep on being lazy, Fandom. That's why Sundays were created. Night!
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Hello Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. Valentine's Day is coming up this week and we all know what that means: FREE CANDY! Woooooooooo!

Oh...and something about love and relationships and whatever. Bo-ring.

We should get rid of the R in February )

Aaaaaaaand that's it for me folks. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday and dream the little dream of free candy on Thursday. Night!
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Hello Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. Valentine's Day is coming up this week and we all know what that means: FREE CANDY! Woooooooooo!

Oh...and something about love and relationships and whatever. Bo-ring.

We should get rid of the R in February )

Aaaaaaaand that's it for me folks. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday and dream the little dream of free candy on Thursday. Night!
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DICK: YEAH! WOO! PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL! GOOO PACKERS!

MEG: The Packers weren't even in the Superbowl, you drunk ass.

DICK: This is why I brought you here, Meggles. So you can help correctify me when I'm wrong.

MEG: That's going to take all night.

DICK: I've got spare time.

MEG: Well I don't. So let's get reading.

What's this? Another citizen who isn't READY FOR SOME FOOTBALLLLLL?! )

MEG: See? Was that so hard to do?

DICK: Yes. Those last few minutes where you made me read the news was torture. I'm going to have to drink more just to forget I did it.

MEG: You're going to be sleeping in here again aren't you?

DICK: Most likely. The second floor of the dorms is so far away.

MEG: Well you enjoy that. I've got better places to sleep. Places that I'll be going to right now.

DICK: Fine, but you're missing out. We don't need her, do we squirrels? No we don't. We'll celebrate the Packers winning by ourselves.

MEG: *sigh* Bye, Dick. Bye, Fandom!

DICK: What she said with the goodbyeing!
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DICK: YEAH! WOO! PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL! GOOO PACKERS!

MEG: The Packers weren't even in the Superbowl, you drunk ass.

DICK: This is why I brought you here, Meggles. So you can help correctify me when I'm wrong.

MEG: That's going to take all night.

DICK: I've got spare time.

MEG: Well I don't. So let's get reading.

What's this? Another citizen who isn't READY FOR SOME FOOTBALLLLLL?! )

MEG: See? Was that so hard to do?

DICK: Yes. Those last few minutes where you made me read the news was torture. I'm going to have to drink more just to forget I did it.

MEG: You're going to be sleeping in here again aren't you?

DICK: Most likely. The second floor of the dorms is so far away.

MEG: Well you enjoy that. I've got better places to sleep. Places that I'll be going to right now.

DICK: Fine, but you're missing out. We don't need her, do we squirrels? No we don't. We'll celebrate the Packers winning by ourselves.

MEG: *sigh* Bye, Dick. Bye, Fandom!

DICK: What she said with the goodbyeing!
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Hello, Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom Radio, telling you all to never ever watch Peter Parker dance. Ever. No matter how fabulous it is. It does crazy things.

I'm choosing not to be witty for this cut. Really )

Well, I'm just going to assume that I'm not in immediate danger and I won't be killed on the way home. I was afraid I'd have to spend the night here again. That's no fun. Some of the squirrels snore. See ya!
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Hello, Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom Radio, telling you all to never ever watch Peter Parker dance. Ever. No matter how fabulous it is. It does crazy things.

I'm choosing not to be witty for this cut. Really )

Well, I'm just going to assume that I'm not in immediate danger and I won't be killed on the way home. I was afraid I'd have to spend the night here again. That's no fun. Some of the squirrels snore. See ya!
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Hellllllllo Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH radio and I'm totally not fat! It's Sunday the thirteenth. And you all know what that means. Absolutely nothing! Aaaaaaaaah, I'm drunk already. I ate like a kajillion pounds of ice cream yesterday so I need the beer to help balance it out. Shhhh. It totally works. Trust me. I know things.

Beer me the news! )

And that's it for the news tonight! I love keeping the booze to news ratio even. It makes me happy. And drunk. Enjoy your last few hours of weekend, Fandom! Night!
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Hellllllllo Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH radio and I'm totally not fat! It's Sunday the thirteenth. And you all know what that means. Absolutely nothing! Aaaaaaaaah, I'm drunk already. I ate like a kajillion pounds of ice cream yesterday so I need the beer to help balance it out. Shhhh. It totally works. Trust me. I know things.

Beer me the news! )

And that's it for the news tonight! I love keeping the booze to news ratio even. It makes me happy. And drunk. Enjoy your last few hours of weekend, Fandom! Night!
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Hello, Fandom! For those of you new kids who don't know, this is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. Just for the record, I am awesome and any bad things you hear about me are LIES!

Now that we've gotten that out of the way we can get to the news. Which there is a lot of. Booze me, squirrels!

Neeeeeeeeewbies! )

Annnnnnnnd I'm done! That's it from me tonight, Fandom! Enjoy your last few hours of class-less freedom! Night!
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Hello, Fandom! For those of you new kids who don't know, this is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. Just for the record, I am awesome and any bad things you hear about me are LIES!

Now that we've gotten that out of the way we can get to the news. Which there is a lot of. Booze me, squirrels!

Neeeeeeeeewbies! )

Annnnnnnnd I'm done! That's it from me tonight, Fandom! Enjoy your last few hours of class-less freedom! Night!
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DICK: Hey, Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH radio but I'm currently not in the radio station. My current location is Los Angeles. Even more specific, a room in the Hyperion in Los Angeles. I was, like, two seconds away from calling Meg and make her do radio for me but there was a knock at the door and lo and behold there was a bunch of squirrels with radio equipment! They love me, they really love me!

VERONICA: ... why the hell are there squirrels... Oh, hey Dick. Are you doing radio? That would explain the squirrels.

DICK: No, I'm not doing radio. I just like to spend my free time conversing with squirrels and electronics.

VERONICA: Well, the squirrels are probably about at your intelligence level. *sounds of indignant squeaking* Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to insult you squirrels.

DICK: Oh hahahaha! Very funny, Mars. Now go away.

VERONICA: Aww, come on, let me help! I used to do radio all the time.

DICK: There's no chance of me saying no and you quietly leaving the room, is there?

VERONICA: What do you think?

DICK: Ugh, fine. Sit down. But try to be less annoying than usual. For our listeners' sake.

VERONICA: Not like I could be more annoying than you.

DICK: Oh you are *so* more annoying than I am. Ask Willow and Anders. They'll back me up.

VERONICA: Whatever. I'm sure there are way more than two people who back me up about you being more annoying.

DICK: I bet those people suck. But whatever, let's move on. The sooner we get this done, the sooner you can leave me alone.

Tis the season...to bicker a lot )

Well, Fandom, that's it for me. I'm sorry you had to put up with the horrendous evil that is Veronica Mars. You should feel bad for me, I'm with her for the next two days. Lucky for me it's New Year's and there's lots of booze around to help me cope. Night all, and don't get too drunk tomorrow! Leave that to me!

[Co-written with the lovely [livejournal.com profile] marsheadtilt]
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DICK: Hey, Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH radio but I'm currently not in the radio station. My current location is Los Angeles. Even more specific, a room in the Hyperion in Los Angeles. I was, like, two seconds away from calling Meg and make her do radio for me but there was a knock at the door and lo and behold there was a bunch of squirrels with radio equipment! They love me, they really love me!

VERONICA: ... why the hell are there squirrels... Oh, hey Dick. Are you doing radio? That would explain the squirrels.

DICK: No, I'm not doing radio. I just like to spend my free time conversing with squirrels and electronics.

VERONICA: Well, the squirrels are probably about at your intelligence level. *sounds of indignant squeaking* Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to insult you squirrels.

DICK: Oh hahahaha! Very funny, Mars. Now go away.

VERONICA: Aww, come on, let me help! I used to do radio all the time.

DICK: There's no chance of me saying no and you quietly leaving the room, is there?

VERONICA: What do you think?

DICK: Ugh, fine. Sit down. But try to be less annoying than usual. For our listeners' sake.

VERONICA: Not like I could be more annoying than you.

DICK: Oh you are *so* more annoying than I am. Ask Willow and Anders. They'll back me up.

VERONICA: Whatever. I'm sure there are way more than two people who back me up about you being more annoying.

DICK: I bet those people suck. But whatever, let's move on. The sooner we get this done, the sooner you can leave me alone.

Tis the season...to bicker a lot )

Well, Fandom, that's it for me. I'm sorry you had to put up with the horrendous evil that is Veronica Mars. You should feel bad for me, I'm with her for the next two days. Lucky for me it's New Year's and there's lots of booze around to help me cope. Night all, and don't get too drunk tomorrow! Leave that to me!

[Co-written with the lovely [livejournal.com profile] marsheadtilt]
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Hello Fandom! Happy Eve before Christmas Eve! Also known as...the twenty-third of December. Also also known as the "Oh crap I forgot to get a gift for so and so" day. It's okay, everybody forgets to get a gift for their mother sometimes. Or their brother. Or their dad but then you remember your dad is on the run from the law and you don't even know where to send the gift in the first place. I'm the only one with that problem? Fine.

Jingle Bells, Ratguy smells... )

Well, Fandom, that's it for me tonight. Enjoy your vacation and if you forgot to buy somebody a gift you best get buying tomorrow. Otherwise you're going to have someone pissed at you. And that doesn't make for a good Christmas. Night, all!
[identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! Happy Eve before Christmas Eve! Also known as...the twenty-third of December. Also also known as the "Oh crap I forgot to get a gift for so and so" day. It's okay, everybody forgets to get a gift for their mother sometimes. Or their brother. Or their dad but then you remember your dad is on the run from the law and you don't even know where to send the gift in the first place. I'm the only one with that problem? Fine.

Jingle Bells, Ratguy smells... )

Well, Fandom, that's it for me tonight. Enjoy your vacation and if you forgot to buy somebody a gift you best get buying tomorrow. Otherwise you're going to have someone pissed at you. And that doesn't make for a good Christmas. Night, all!
[identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com
Hellllllllo Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. I have done my pre-finals "get drunk and don't study" ritual and I gotta say this year was better than the rest for the sheer fact that I got to drink with squirrels. You guys should take my finals for me. I'm sure you have just as good of a chance of getting an "A" as I do.

Onto the news!

News news news )

Well, Fandom, it looks like that's all the news for tonight. Good luck on your finals and try not to die of exhaustion or from massive paper cuts or whatever it is nerds die of when they're studying. I don't study. If I don't know it now then I'm never going to learn it. Yeah, that's definitely the way to go. Night!
[identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com
Hellllllllo Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Fandom radio. I have done my pre-finals "get drunk and don't study" ritual and I gotta say this year was better than the rest for the sheer fact that I got to drink with squirrels. You guys should take my finals for me. I'm sure you have just as good of a chance of getting an "A" as I do.

Onto the news!

News news news )

Well, Fandom, it looks like that's all the news for tonight. Good luck on your finals and try not to die of exhaustion or from massive paper cuts or whatever it is nerds die of when they're studying. I don't study. If I don't know it now then I'm never going to learn it. Yeah, that's definitely the way to go. Night!
[identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Radio and I'm pleased to say my girlfriend is no longer a dog. I don't ever want to play fetch ever again. I think I dislocated my shoulder this week doing that.

Anyways, news!

Laaaaazy Sunday )

Well, that's it for me! I think everyone was sleeping today. Mmmm sleep. That's totally what I'm going to go do next. I love sleep. Night, Fandom!
[identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Radio and I'm pleased to say my girlfriend is no longer a dog. I don't ever want to play fetch ever again. I think I dislocated my shoulder this week doing that.

Anyways, news!

Laaaaazy Sunday )

Well, that's it for me! I think everyone was sleeping today. Mmmm sleep. That's totally what I'm going to go do next. I love sleep. Night, Fandom!
[identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com
Hi there Fandom, this is Dick Casablancas with WTFH radio and today I have a dog with me. A dog that also happens to be my girlfriend. And when I say "dog" I don't mean "ugly". I literally mean my girlfriend turned into a dog.

*woof woof woof!*

Okay, quiet Annette. I've got radio to do.

*woof woof woof!*

Oh, come on! I played fetch with you earlier and everything. Just stop barking! You are the yappiest dog. Here, go play with the squirrels--but not that squirrel! She's, uh, she's got a crush on me and I think she's the jealous type.

*growly noise*

Look, when you date someone that looks like me you know it comes with consequences. One of them being that I frequently have female admirers both of the human and squirrel persuasion.

Neeeeews! )

*woof woof woof!*

Oh jeez, I woke her up. Crap. I'm going to be up all night playing fetch. Wait a second, that's what I have a robot for! Yes! I might get some sleep after all. Alright, let's go wee!tiny puppy girlfriend. Before the squirrels change their mind about eating you. Night, Fandom!
[identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com
Hi there Fandom, this is Dick Casablancas with WTFH radio and today I have a dog with me. A dog that also happens to be my girlfriend. And when I say "dog" I don't mean "ugly". I literally mean my girlfriend turned into a dog.

*woof woof woof!*

Okay, quiet Annette. I've got radio to do.

*woof woof woof!*

Oh, come on! I played fetch with you earlier and everything. Just stop barking! You are the yappiest dog. Here, go play with the squirrels--but not that squirrel! She's, uh, she's got a crush on me and I think she's the jealous type.

*growly noise*

Look, when you date someone that looks like me you know it comes with consequences. One of them being that I frequently have female admirers both of the human and squirrel persuasion.

Neeeeews! )

*woof woof woof!*

Oh jeez, I woke her up. Crap. I'm going to be up all night playing fetch. Wait a second, that's what I have a robot for! Yes! I might get some sleep after all. Alright, let's go wee!tiny puppy girlfriend. Before the squirrels change their mind about eating you. Night, Fandom!
[identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com
Okay, okay, stop pushing! Jeez, I come to say hello and you put me to work! Heeeeey. This place looks exactly as I left it. Nice. This should be easy. Just like riding a bike. Notes are in hand, squirrels are drinking, red light is on...time to start the show! Hello, Fandom! This is former student and current alumni Dick Casablancas with WTFH radio! Man, that's fun to say again. It's been a while since I've been in a room with a whole bunch of drunk squirrels. It feels like home.

News! A whole frakking lot of it! )

Dear god, did radio always take this long? I can't believe I did that every freaking week! No wonder I drank so much in high school. Anyways, that's it for me. It was fun reminiscing with these furry woodland creatures. If you're ever in Neptune, I'll give you a place to stay. Night, Fandom!
[identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com
Okay, okay, stop pushing! Jeez, I come to say hello and you put me to work! Heeeeey. This place looks exactly as I left it. Nice. This should be easy. Just like riding a bike. Notes are in hand, squirrels are drinking, red light is on...time to start the show! Hello, Fandom! This is former student and current alumni Dick Casablancas with WTFH radio! Man, that's fun to say again. It's been a while since I've been in a room with a whole bunch of drunk squirrels. It feels like home.

News! A whole frakking lot of it! )

Dear god, did radio always take this long? I can't believe I did that every freaking week! No wonder I drank so much in high school. Anyways, that's it for me. It was fun reminiscing with these furry woodland creatures. If you're ever in Neptune, I'll give you a place to stay. Night, Fandom!
[identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com
Howdy Fandom! Okay, I promise that's the last time I use the word howdy. I was just trying it out for kicks but I now realize it was a terrible mistake. Nobody should use that word. Ever. That and the word "joshing". God, I hate when people say that.

Anyways, news!

Let's just pretend I'm witty )

Well, I'm out of paper which means I'm either out of news or the squirrels are striking for higher pay. Either way, I'm leaving. Night!
[identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com
Howdy Fandom! Okay, I promise that's the last time I use the word howdy. I was just trying it out for kicks but I now realize it was a terrible mistake. Nobody should use that word. Ever. That and the word "joshing". God, I hate when people say that.

Anyways, news!

Let's just pretend I'm witty )

Well, I'm out of paper which means I'm either out of news or the squirrels are striking for higher pay. Either way, I'm leaving. Night!

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