[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Dan: Good evening, Fandom. This is Dan and Wallace and there is something weird going on in town.

Wallace: I honestly don't care.

Dan: You don't?

Wallace: Nope. Not a single [feedback] given.

Dan: You are so caring.

Wallace: Yeah, whatever, like things aren't gonna work out eventually.

Dan: *sighs* I guess I'm not as optimistic as you are.

He'd care if he knew David Bowie was involved )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Dan: Good evening, Fandom. This is Dan and Wallace and there is something weird going on in town.

Wallace: I honestly don't care.

Dan: You don't?

Wallace: Nope. Not a single [feedback] given.

Dan: You are so caring.

Wallace: Yeah, whatever, like things aren't gonna work out eventually.

Dan: *sighs* I guess I'm not as optimistic as you are.

He'd care if he knew David Bowie was involved )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Hey guys. It's just me tonight since Wallace is...well, I didn't ask. But let's just assume it was perverted and Canadian.

There isn't all that much tonight so let's just get it over with so I can go back to reading.

*squeaking*

I'm not a nerd!

Even short radio gets a cut )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Hey guys. It's just me tonight since Wallace is...well, I didn't ask. But let's just assume it was perverted and Canadian.

There isn't all that much tonight so let's just get it over with so I can go back to reading.

*squeaking*

I'm not a nerd!

Even short radio gets a cut )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Wallace: Humphrey, I'm getting so desperate for sex that I'm finding you attractive.

Dan: That's so flattering...really.

Wallace: You're welcome.

Dan: I can't really say the same.

Wallace: Oh you liar!

Dan: Dude, I'm sixteen and you're pushing thirty. Let's drop the subject.

Haaaaaay cut tag )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Wallace: Humphrey, I'm getting so desperate for sex that I'm finding you attractive.

Dan: That's so flattering...really.

Wallace: You're welcome.

Dan: I can't really say the same.

Wallace: Oh you liar!

Dan: Dude, I'm sixteen and you're pushing thirty. Let's drop the subject.

Haaaaaay cut tag )
[identity profile] wehateyouplzdie.livejournal.com
Wallace: Hello, Fandom. This is Wallace Wells and Dan Humphrey filling in for your lovely principle this evening.

Dan: Very lovely. Good leader. Brilliant.

Wallace: Stop sucking up, Dan.

Dan: Right.

Friiiiiday radio )
[identity profile] wehateyouplzdie.livejournal.com
Wallace: Hello, Fandom. This is Wallace Wells and Dan Humphrey filling in for your lovely principle this evening.

Dan: Very lovely. Good leader. Brilliant.

Wallace: Stop sucking up, Dan.

Dan: Right.

Friiiiiday radio )
[identity profile] wehateyouplzdie.livejournal.com
Wallace: Evening, Fandom! Nice to see you all weren't eaten by fish.

Dan: Yes, we're very glad for that. Nasty way to die.

Wallace: Smelly, too.

Dan: Yes.

Lord, I almost went to bed before writing this )
[identity profile] wehateyouplzdie.livejournal.com
Wallace: Evening, Fandom! Nice to see you all weren't eaten by fish.

Dan: Yes, we're very glad for that. Nasty way to die.

Wallace: Smelly, too.

Dan: Yes.

Lord, I almost went to bed before writing this )
[identity profile] wehateyouplzdie.livejournal.com
Wallace: Helllllllo Fandom! You like me, you really like me!

Dan: And me too.

Wallace: Nobody cares, Dan.

Dan: I hate this already.

Wallace: Lies! Everything is fun with Wallace Wells. To the news!

The O key on my keyboard is still jacked siiiiiiiigh )
[identity profile] wehateyouplzdie.livejournal.com
Wallace: Helllllllo Fandom! You like me, you really like me!

Dan: And me too.

Wallace: Nobody cares, Dan.

Dan: I hate this already.

Wallace: Lies! Everything is fun with Wallace Wells. To the news!

The O key on my keyboard is still jacked siiiiiiiigh )
[identity profile] wehateyouplzdie.livejournal.com
Dan: This is just too weird.

Wallace: What is?

Dan: You look just like Chuck.

Wallace: Yeah, I'm aware. But I'm gayer.

Dan: I didn't think that was possible. Well, um, I guess we should get started then. I'm Dan Humphrey, like always, and believe it or not the voice you're hearing isn't Chuck's.

Wallace: Hi! I'm Wallace!

Dan: So freaking weird.

Weekday radio is always a shiny experience for me )
[identity profile] wehateyouplzdie.livejournal.com
Dan: This is just too weird.

Wallace: What is?

Dan: You look just like Chuck.

Wallace: Yeah, I'm aware. But I'm gayer.

Dan: I didn't think that was possible. Well, um, I guess we should get started then. I'm Dan Humphrey, like always, and believe it or not the voice you're hearing isn't Chuck's.

Wallace: Hi! I'm Wallace!

Dan: So freaking weird.

Weekday radio is always a shiny experience for me )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Chuck: Yes, more rum for everyone. Save Humphrey, because he's a wuss.

Dan: Hey!

*sad squeaking*

Chuck: I know, I know. I'm going to miss you too.

Dan: You guys will still have me around. Doesn't that make you feel better?

*silence*

Chuck: Nobody likes you, Humphrey.

Dan: For a second there I was sad you were leaving. *sigh* This is Dan and Chuck one last time with WTFH Fandom radio. Let's get on with the news so I can get away from the drunk squirrels.

Drunk squirrels are the best squirrels )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Chuck: Yes, more rum for everyone. Save Humphrey, because he's a wuss.

Dan: Hey!

*sad squeaking*

Chuck: I know, I know. I'm going to miss you too.

Dan: You guys will still have me around. Doesn't that make you feel better?

*silence*

Chuck: Nobody likes you, Humphrey.

Dan: For a second there I was sad you were leaving. *sigh* This is Dan and Chuck one last time with WTFH Fandom radio. Let's get on with the news so I can get away from the drunk squirrels.

Drunk squirrels are the best squirrels )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Dan: What the hell are you doing?

Chuck: What?

Dan: With the crackers and ginger ale. It's weird.

Chuck: So's your face. My stomach hurts, is that illegal?

Dan: No...just weird.

Chuck: Just read the news, Humphrey.

Short news day is short )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Dan: What the hell are you doing?

Chuck: What?

Dan: With the crackers and ginger ale. It's weird.

Chuck: So's your face. My stomach hurts, is that illegal?

Dan: No...just weird.

Chuck: Just read the news, Humphrey.

Short news day is short )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Good evening, Fandom. Glad to have you back in working condition. The last few days were rough

Chuck: Not for me.

Dan: Where did you go off to?

Chuck: I have absolutely no idea. But I have like a billion voicemails from work to answer now, so thanks for that, Fandom.

Dan: There's a lot of news to get through and Chuck very obviously has other things to do, so lets get down to it, shall we?

Sooooo many links )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Good evening, Fandom. Glad to have you back in working condition. The last few days were rough

Chuck: Not for me.

Dan: Where did you go off to?

Chuck: I have absolutely no idea. But I have like a billion voicemails from work to answer now, so thanks for that, Fandom.

Dan: There's a lot of news to get through and Chuck very obviously has other things to do, so lets get down to it, shall we?

Sooooo many links )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Good evening, Fandom, and Happy August.

Chuck: Don't remind me. I only have a month left to annoy you people.

Dan: Twenty-six days, actually. Not that I have it marked and underlined on a calendar with a bunch of smiley faces on it.

Chuck: Well someone's gone to the top of my "To annoy" list.

Dan: Goddammit.

August makes me sadface )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Good evening, Fandom, and Happy August.

Chuck: Don't remind me. I only have a month left to annoy you people.

Dan: Twenty-six days, actually. Not that I have it marked and underlined on a calendar with a bunch of smiley faces on it.

Chuck: Well someone's gone to the top of my "To annoy" list.

Dan: Goddammit.

August makes me sadface )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Chuck: I am so not in the mood to do this, you have no idea.

Dan: Rough weekend?

Chuck: I am striking everything Thursday onward from the record of my life.

Dan: Can you...actually do that?

Chuck: Yes.

Insert something witty here )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Chuck: I am so not in the mood to do this, you have no idea.

Dan: Rough weekend?

Chuck: I am striking everything Thursday onward from the record of my life.

Dan: Can you...actually do that?

Chuck: Yes.

Insert something witty here )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Dan: Hey, Fandom. Welcome to WTFH Fandom radio, I'm Dan and this is, uh--

Luke: Luke.

Dan: Luke, yes. Here's here via squirrels, I'm here via...I'm always here on Sunday. Chuck's busy with work.

Luke: I thought you said he was getting wasted.

Dan: That is work for him.

Luke: Ah.

omg talky people )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Dan: Hey, Fandom. Welcome to WTFH Fandom radio, I'm Dan and this is, uh--

Luke: Luke.

Dan: Luke, yes. Here's here via squirrels, I'm here via...I'm always here on Sunday. Chuck's busy with work.

Luke: I thought you said he was getting wasted.

Dan: That is work for him.

Luke: Ah.

omg talky people )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Hello, Fandom. Hope you didn't lose any money betting on the World Cup.

Chuck: Always side with the psychic mollusks.

Dan: Yeah, they're way more reliable than weather-predicting groundhogs.

Chuck: It's true.

Viva Esp--BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Hello, Fandom. Hope you didn't lose any money betting on the World Cup.

Chuck: Always side with the psychic mollusks.

Dan: Yeah, they're way more reliable than weather-predicting groundhogs.

Chuck: It's true.

Viva Esp--BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Hello, Fandom. For those of you that don't know, this is Dan Humphrey and Chuck Bass with WTFH Fandom Radio. I'm Dan. Chuck's the one with the scratchy voice.

Chuck: It's not scratchy. It's just deep. Some people like that about me.

Dan: Whatever. Happy Independence Day to all you Americans out there. I hope none of you have burned anything off or are trying to burn buildings down like some people.

Chuck: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Dan: You were trying to light whatever it is you smoke with a sparkler. Indoors.

Chuck: It's a holiday! I'm celebrating. And I've been drinking.

Dan: How have you managed to live this long?

Chuck: God must like me.

Dan: If that's true, I'd rather go to hell.

Fireworks and booze always mix well. True story )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Hello, Fandom. For those of you that don't know, this is Dan Humphrey and Chuck Bass with WTFH Fandom Radio. I'm Dan. Chuck's the one with the scratchy voice.

Chuck: It's not scratchy. It's just deep. Some people like that about me.

Dan: Whatever. Happy Independence Day to all you Americans out there. I hope none of you have burned anything off or are trying to burn buildings down like some people.

Chuck: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Dan: You were trying to light whatever it is you smoke with a sparkler. Indoors.

Chuck: It's a holiday! I'm celebrating. And I've been drinking.

Dan: How have you managed to live this long?

Chuck: God must like me.

Dan: If that's true, I'd rather go to hell.

Fireworks and booze always mix well. True story )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Hello, Fandom. This is Dan and Chuck doing the usual Sunday radio thing. Hope your vacation is going well so far.

Chuck: It's been like two days since classes ended, Humphrey.

Dan: Hey, bad things can happen in two days.

Chuck: Yeah, whatever, there's barely any news tonight, let's just get it over with.

Quiet day is quiet )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Hello, Fandom. This is Dan and Chuck doing the usual Sunday radio thing. Hope your vacation is going well so far.

Chuck: It's been like two days since classes ended, Humphrey.

Dan: Hey, bad things can happen in two days.

Chuck: Yeah, whatever, there's barely any news tonight, let's just get it over with.

Quiet day is quiet )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Hello, Fandom. Happy Father's Day to you dads listening.

Chuck: Yes, today's the day we congratulate you for giving us issues.

Dan: I don't have any issues.

Chuck: Oh you're in denial. That's sad.

Dan: God, I can't wait until you leave.

It'll happen soon enough )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Hello, Fandom. Happy Father's Day to you dads listening.

Chuck: Yes, today's the day we congratulate you for giving us issues.

Dan: I don't have any issues.

Chuck: Oh you're in denial. That's sad.

Dan: God, I can't wait until you leave.

It'll happen soon enough )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Dan: Hello Fandom, this is Dan and Chuck with WTFH Fandom radio.

Chuck: Yes, we're bringing you the news of...absolutely nothing. Nothing happened.

Dan: He's not wrong.

Chuck: And yet I guess we should report on something.

Dan: Yeah, we kinda have to.

Cuuuuuuuuut )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Dan: Hello Fandom, this is Dan and Chuck with WTFH Fandom radio.

Chuck: Yes, we're bringing you the news of...absolutely nothing. Nothing happened.

Dan: He's not wrong.

Chuck: And yet I guess we should report on something.

Dan: Yeah, we kinda have to.

Cuuuuuuuuut )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Hello, Fandom, it's Sunday which means it's time for radio with me and Chuck. Me being Dan.

Chuck: As if anyone listens for you, Humphrey.

Dan: Considering I'm the one reading 80% of the news, I'd say the majority pay attention to what I say.

Chuck: Sure, keep deluding yourself. Read some news.

Dan: I will. Assface.

Time for a cut )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Hello, Fandom, it's Sunday which means it's time for radio with me and Chuck. Me being Dan.

Chuck: As if anyone listens for you, Humphrey.

Dan: Considering I'm the one reading 80% of the news, I'd say the majority pay attention to what I say.

Chuck: Sure, keep deluding yourself. Read some news.

Dan: I will. Assface.

Time for a cut )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Hey, Fandom. Thanks for choosing me and Chuck again for radio.

Chuck: Yes, congratulations for being willing to put up with Humphrey's "Salinger is my hero", coffee drinking, New Yorker reading, pretentious asshattery for another semester.

Dan: Why? Why do you have to be so mean?

Chuck: Because I'm Chuck Bass.

Dan: I can't wait until you leave.

Chuck: Spoiler alert, you'll have to put up with me at Christmas and Thanksgiving for the rest of your life, brother.

Dan: Ugh, that still grosses me out.

Brotherly looooooooooove )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: Hey, Fandom. Thanks for choosing me and Chuck again for radio.

Chuck: Yes, congratulations for being willing to put up with Humphrey's "Salinger is my hero", coffee drinking, New Yorker reading, pretentious asshattery for another semester.

Dan: Why? Why do you have to be so mean?

Chuck: Because I'm Chuck Bass.

Dan: I can't wait until you leave.

Chuck: Spoiler alert, you'll have to put up with me at Christmas and Thanksgiving for the rest of your life, brother.

Dan: Ugh, that still grosses me out.

Brotherly looooooooooove )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: You look...rumpled.

Chuck: Yeah.

Dan: Do I want to know what you were doing?

Chuck: Probably not.

Dan: I figured. Once again, Fandom, this is Dan Humphrey and Chuck Bass, bringing you all the news the squirrels deemed fit to report.

Chuck: Which is just about everything, no matter how boring it is.

Dan: True.

I'm in the mood for cupcakes )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Dan: You look...rumpled.

Chuck: Yeah.

Dan: Do I want to know what you were doing?

Chuck: Probably not.

Dan: I figured. Once again, Fandom, this is Dan Humphrey and Chuck Bass, bringing you all the news the squirrels deemed fit to report.

Chuck: Which is just about everything, no matter how boring it is.

Dan: True.

I'm in the mood for cupcakes )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Chuck: God I forgot how much news new kids generate. You think they'd hide in their rooms or something.

Dan: Nothing's happened to scare them into hiding yet.

Chuck: This island is slacking.

Dan: ...Were you aware that you smell like a bar?

Chuck: Deal with it, Humphrey.

Dan: Nice Mother's Day attitude. For you new kids, I'm Dan Humphrey and the ass next to me is Chuck Bass and we're gonna update you on what happened in town today. And by "we" I mostly mean "me".

Chuck: I'm so glad you're beginning to realize how this works.

I apologize for Chuck's bitter drunk act. His mom's deeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaad. Except not really. )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Chuck: God I forgot how much news new kids generate. You think they'd hide in their rooms or something.

Dan: Nothing's happened to scare them into hiding yet.

Chuck: This island is slacking.

Dan: ...Were you aware that you smell like a bar?

Chuck: Deal with it, Humphrey.

Dan: Nice Mother's Day attitude. For you new kids, I'm Dan Humphrey and the ass next to me is Chuck Bass and we're gonna update you on what happened in town today. And by "we" I mostly mean "me".

Chuck: I'm so glad you're beginning to realize how this works.

I apologize for Chuck's bitter drunk act. His mom's deeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaad. Except not really. )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Dan: So this is the radio station.

Nate: Wow, there really are squirrels.

Dan: Yes. Yes there are.

Nate: And they're really drinking rum.

Dan: That's right.

Nate: ...cool.

Dan: You take these things remarkably well.

Nate: Thanks!

Dan: Right. Hello Fandom, I'm Dan Humphrey and with me is Nate Archibald, best explained as Chuck Bass' BFF.

Nate: Title held since 1993, thank you.

No, radio couldn't handle all three gossip guys at the same time )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Dan: So this is the radio station.

Nate: Wow, there really are squirrels.

Dan: Yes. Yes there are.

Nate: And they're really drinking rum.

Dan: That's right.

Nate: ...cool.

Dan: You take these things remarkably well.

Nate: Thanks!

Dan: Right. Hello Fandom, I'm Dan Humphrey and with me is Nate Archibald, best explained as Chuck Bass' BFF.

Nate: Title held since 1993, thank you.

No, radio couldn't handle all three gossip guys at the same time )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Chuck: The light's on, Dan. Tell everyone hello.

Dan: Hi! Hi! Hi!

Chuck: And to think you were shy about a half hour ago.

Dan: You gave me cookies!

Chuck: Yes. Yes I did.

Dan: Can I have more?

Chuck: After the broadcast, Daniel. It'll be your reward for getting through all this news.

Dan: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Bribery, that was the Chuck Bass way )
[identity profile] imonscholarship.livejournal.com
Chuck: The light's on, Dan. Tell everyone hello.

Dan: Hi! Hi! Hi!

Chuck: And to think you were shy about a half hour ago.

Dan: You gave me cookies!

Chuck: Yes. Yes I did.

Dan: Can I have more?

Chuck: After the broadcast, Daniel. It'll be your reward for getting through all this news.

Dan: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Bribery, that was the Chuck Bass way )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Chuck: Okay, there's practically no news so let's get this over with.

Dan: You don't want to do an intro or anything?

Chuck: This is Chuck Bass and Bob Cratchet reporting for radio duty.

Dan: Dan Humphrey.

Chuck: Whatever, let's get this show on the road

Even short radio gets a cut )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Chuck: Okay, there's practically no news so let's get this over with.

Dan: You don't want to do an intro or anything?

Chuck: This is Chuck Bass and Bob Cratchet reporting for radio duty.

Dan: Dan Humphrey.

Chuck: Whatever, let's get this show on the road

Even short radio gets a cut )

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