Right, yes, well. The fellow who usually does radio has given it to me tonight. It was for 'protecting me from the women of PMS'ing Meerkat' or so he said. I'm not quite sure what he means. Anyway, this is Cedric Diggory and yes, I am English.Educational Studies
Professor Ted Logan ran detention
today. It was attended by Miss Parker, Tim Desmond, Draco Malfoy, Pip Bernadette and Hermione Granger. Hermione Granger? That can't possibly be right. What did you do, Hermione? Refuse to leave the library after closing time?DormitoriesPippi
was feeling rather emotional very early this morning. Buffy
received a call from her mother. Jude
visits Blair and tells Blair he miss Sakurazaki.
There is far too much sadness here. Something needs to be done to cheer people up. Jaye? Could you take off your shirt, please? Shirtlessness encouraged, after all!Broots
has returned. Blair
wants to take care of Nadia. Jaye? Stop by Nadia's room as well. She needs cheering up too. Willow
, who wears great lip gloss, helps Marie figure out what to wear on a date. Jaye? Don't go by that room. Isabel
, hello Isabel, talked to her mother on the phone as well. Jamie
is, apparently, twitching. And this can't be good. Conner
and Anders are apparently very tired from all the activities performed last night. You gentlemen know the entire dorm heard you, right?
No, just kidding. We didn't. Zero
returns and Conner and Anders help her move back in. Wait, weren't you two just too tired to do anything? Angela
also returns and is happy to see Zero. That's more like it. Reunions are a good thing! Zero
is saddened to see that Isabel changed Peter's hair. Won't it grow back? Peter
is happy to see his girlfriend. Nadia
talks to Angela about her relationship with Walter. Has Jaye come by yet, Nadia? Shirtlessness encouraged! Seahorses forever! Angela
talks to Cameron about her trip to Hyperion and Miss Parker
and Angela catch up.Sawyer
surprises Tempe. Now, it doesn't say what the surprise so I'm assuming it's something good like a pony or new wool socks. John and Aeryn
petsit for Rory. Vladdie is entertained by Bertram, who is a robot dog and Toasty, who is a...toaster. Right. John Crichton is apparently insane but I'm sure we all know that. D'Anna
sends email. Conner
picks up Marie for their date. And Conner has confused me because I thought he was tired but he seems to have remarkable stamina. Good for you, Conner. Nadia
sleeps in Alphonse's room. Jaye, change of plans! Go to Alphonse's room! River
writes home. Miss Parker
stops by Isabel's room and they talk for awhile. Miss Parker
also visits Sam. Seahorses forever! Nadia
welcomes Marty back to Fandom.
In the third floor common area
, Belthazor was watching something entitled Sunless Town. I've come to prefer Dr. What, myself. I've also not watched a great deal of television so my options are limited. And yes, still English. Cally
asks Belthazor's advise on hooking up. I'm sorry to hear that you're having a problem hooking up, Cally. Perhaps a classified ad? I've been learning about those. Dawn
talks to Belthazor about automobiles, Alanna about being a statue, and Miss Parker about raccoons. These were not done at the same time unless Dawn has three mouths. If she does...well, I'm sure there are many uses for that. Draco Malfoy
, a Slytherin, if you all didn't know, ate too many Twinkies and decides to tell Belthazor about it. That might make riding a broom rather hard, won't it Malfoy? All that extra weight? Blair
is bouncy and he talks to both Dawn and Belthazor. Bridge and Xander
test Bridge's contraception. CONCENTRATION. I meant concentration. Bridge
and Alanna talk. Alanna
also talks to Belthazor and Miss Parker.
In the gym, Jamie
demonstrates his new gymnastics skills to Tyler. Greg
is impressed by Tyler's flexibility. I need to go to the gym, I think.
In the fourth floor common room, Alec
And in the first floor lobby, Willow
delivers a verbal smack to Conner after his poor behavior on his date. Willow is not the person to make angry, Conner. I'll hope that you came out of this one with all your limbs.Happenings In Town
This morning, in the clinic
, Dr. Troy was witness to Alanna returning to her normal state after being a statue and someone named...GLOB stopped by as well. GLOB. Very interesting name. In the evening, Tommy Gavin opened the clinic
There is a volleyball game
down at the beach. Pippi and Conner defeat Anders and Joxer ten to six. Congratulations, Pippi and Conner.
A fellow called the Doctor
arrives in town. I'm sure the clinic could always use more staff! The Doctor has tea
with Pippi and meets
Alfred. The Doctor also meets Daisy Adair
, who arrived
earlier today. Zero
also visits the Doctor and there is a fish? My notes are unclear on this, unfortunately. Did Zero throw a fish at the doctor? That wouldn't be pleasant. Blair and Nadia
also stop to meet the Doctor. Sam
mixes up the Doctors. Can't we just distinguish them by surnames? Is that not allowed here? And Clark's
duck is also there.Peter Griffin
acquires a job at the theatre. Does that mean he's going to be dancing in public now? I thought you were great at the talent show! Quark's
radio show aired today. Lucas
is hard at work on lesson plans at Empire Records.Seras
opens All and Sundries. Pup stops in. And Jaye? You don't need to go into town shirtless. It might be too cold. Clark
plays with Pup. Pip
and his cat, Merebaise, also drop into All and Sundries.Pippi and River
build a raft. Daisy
stops in to eat lunch at Cafe Fina.Conner and Marie
have their date at Luke's Diner. And Conner ends up with a head full of banana split. Bloody awful. Sounds like it was deserved though. Make sure to shampoo thoroughly!
At Caritas, Tim and Cally
hit the stage. And I don't think they literally hit it as that would probably be unpleasant. The Doctor
, who does not have a surname, comes in and talks to Weevil and Pippi. Pippi
also talks to Weevil and meets Daisy. Daisy
meets Weevil as well. Clark
meets Daisy and it doesn't seem like Clark's duck met Daisy yet. Poor duck. So alone, so left out. Marie
sings Did I Shave My Legs For This?
This might be due to her rather unfortunate date with Conner tonight. I'm sure she might've been hoping to shave some things on him as well. Nadia
talks to Cally about Walter. Tim
are both at Caritas.
Jaye? I think a stop at Caritas might be doable, don't you? Just wear a coat. Susan Ivanova
returns and is greeted by Alphonse. My sexual education teacher whose real name is not Crazy Hooker
tells GLOB she kissed Callisto. Wow, sorry GLOB. Hope this doesn't affect the marriage? You are married, right?
And I think I've finished. John, the debt is paid. I can protect myself from the PMS'ing Meerkats, I think. Jaye, I hope your adventures in cheering people up via shirtlessness were fruitful. Good night and good day everyone.