Good morning, fellow Nemesisians! Are we using that, or did we decide on Nemesisers at the last town hall meeting? I slept through it.
Had a weird dream involving Delores and cupcakes, too, but that's nothing you'd be interested in.Anyway
, I'm Captain Jack, the chipmunks are assuring me that yes, it is morning, and I'm here to tell you what we got up to yesterday as we got to explore a simply charming
new island. Oh, and the chipmunks here also want me to pass along that they are much more efficient than the inferior squirrels of Fandom.
Who they kidnapped. Excellent work, chipmunks. More on that later.
Early this morning, our charming Mayor and equally charming...Delores
...met with their completely less charming counterparts Cable and Zoe. Was it actually a piece of cable? Because that would be strange even for here. Blah, blah, we like their island, blah, blah they aren't happy, blah tournament.
I love tournaments! Drinks all 'round!
*pause* What do you mean, I'm supposed to cackle evilly now?
Two of their students wandered over to our fascinating little spot of the world and ran into a bit of trouble over near the dark forest
with one of our more mysterious citizens. Oh, I love a good mystery. Also wandering around in the forest today was the Cylon--oh, he made a friend
played a bit with his food, which then ran off--sorry about that, mate--and Kroenen was out for a bit of a wander
. Still working through that break-up, eh? I'm wonder if those silly little children went crying back to their mayor. Honestly. What were they expecting, coming here? It's called the dark forest
Did they think they'd get tea and cookies?
Well, if you talk with Delores
, then yes. And speaking of which, she was chatting with the mayor in the park today. See what I did there? It's called a transition! She must have been out of tea, though, since the Mayor
was also over at Mrs. Lovett's Meatpie Emporium.Bryce
and John Constantine
were over at the Bada Boom--if Giselle's in a strop, tell her I'll call.
. Darth Vader
was wandering around dark corners in the Wax Museum, strange man that he is, and met with yet another stupid youth from the other island. Really, I believe we're doing them a favor, taking them over. Clearly they're too dumb to live. A lovely wench
was also in the museum.
Over at the asylum, the Joker
and the lovely Delores had an equally lovely conversation before he caught up with Tyler
. The tournament was the topic of conversation between those two, and don't worry, boys, no one here is betting against you.
I couldn't get anyone to take those odds.
And finally, I got to catch up with my dear friend Hector
, who stole my ship and marooned me twice. We'll be racing bathtubs in a few hours if you want to cheer me on.
That's all for the morning![OOC: Just for fun, folks. You can only hear the radio if you're on Nemesis Island, but I couldn't resist!]