Fandom Radio: Thursday, September 20th.

So. Cool story. Apparently, my robot self decided that it would be super fun to, like, totally do radio! And everyone knows that squirrels are sadistic little *BEEEEEP*s, so guess who's back and probably stuck doing this for the rest of the semester and was forced to buy little pumpkin spice lattes for these already too hyper rodents because someone's robot self decided it was cute when squirrels get little whipped cream mustaches...

That's right, everyone, it's me. Summer Smith. Please contain your excitement.

Although squirrels really do look cute with whipped cream mustaches. I will give my robot self that.

Anyway, here's the news or whatever, because this is my life now. And yours. Because the squirrels are always watching.

In SCHOOL, Earth Zoology took a trip to the Tibetan Plateau, where they learned about three not-unicorns. What, you mean like those dumb goats at the general store? Those goats are lame, they totally chewed a hole in my sweater once. It looks like no sweaters were harmed in the making of this class, though they did get to hang out with yaks.


Don't talk back. And it was Peridot's day at the library, and she really is a good friend, because she's the one who told me about all this stupid radio business so I didn't get a really unpleasant surprise this morning. Aloy stopped in, too, helping Peridot with the unruly books that were being total spazzes, and then learning about what a book actually is.

Decent toilet paper when you have nothing else available, that's what it is.

The DORMS were pretty quiet. And the TOWN? Also quiet, pretty meh. Breq was checking out a karaoke machine at Groovy Tunes, Zack was feeling restless and needed to go prowling through the Preserve, and,, man, see, I feel bad talking about people's issues like this, but, uh, well, hey, Alluka showed up with a cuddly dinosaur toy to make him feel all better, and, uhhhh, everything was okay! And totally good! Yay!

Uh, Ino wasn't having a great day at Pick your Poison, either. But, hey! She got a visit from BDG..err, Kanan, so her day had to get better by default, especially as they hammered out some deets about some plans tomorrow.

Then 29 Chimera Court got a new tenant in the form of one Dr. Miguel O'Hara, a detail that current owner Captain Nathan Algren had not been clued into. Like some freakin' sitcom. But then Captain Algren was all, "Oh, right, it's Fandom, sure, what the hell? Why not?" and told Dr. O'Hara about his housemates. Like Liam! Who was too lazy to fight Dr. O'Hara over house rights and silly details like why this rando is in his house. And Captain Algren was all, "I'm not gonna fight him either, Liam, dude had a key," but they did plot to run Dr. O'Hara out if he plays loud music at 3 a.m., so I hope you're listening, Doctor, you've been warned.

And that's what makes news here on an average, regular day. Some dudes hanging out in a house, talking about what happens if you continue to hang out in said house.


But that is all, so I'm getting out of here, I have class or whatever, I think? I don't know what the hell goes on here anymore, but, hey, I guess we're doing this again next week, too. Joy!

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Fandom Radio, September 20th


...that's not how I remember that happening.


Well, if it's in your notes, then it must be right. Oh, we're on.

Up at the School, Cyrptids and You coloured in, because of course Deadpool thought that was a good idea, while Artifact Restoration learnt a valuable lesson about sharing, except for Mara, and Computer Science watched a movie, by this point Paris started to realise what kind of school she's at. In the Library, Khadgar decided to ignore the imminent rat uprising.

Somebody should really check if the Dorms are still there, and over in Town, Nathan gave away apples at Covent Gardens, at Furnado, Zack brooded until he was attacked by small birds, Summer decided to re-purpose Needful Thing's antiques weapons, making them far more useful, and confusing Paris in the process. Apu was fighting with creepy 'unicorn' guy at Turtle and Canary, Raven was a fashion critic at Groovy Tunes, at Fantasy CostCo, Taako had found out about the spicy coffee, and Magnus got an X-Ray ring by promising to be boring with it. Kitty planned Caritas's grand reopening, Tonywas sad that he couldn't see the bar, and Liam was angling to join the band by claiming to be legally dead.

Fandom Radio- Tuesday, September 19

Oh, look. It's Tuesday again.

At school, The Art of War talked about how to avoid a fight. I find just not going out helps. Ethics talked about considering your information sources and not believing everything someone tells you, which actually makes it a pretty good Ethics class, and Creative Writing got photo prompts, and Gratuity was surfing WebMd in the library.


Annnd the squirrels are writing on the notes that it's probably not cancer. So that's how you hold a pen.

In the dorms, Summer engaged in the time honored teenage tradition of bed-flopping, and asking Ringo if she'd done anything weird or embarrassing for the last month, and at least at press time had just confused Shiemi.

And finally in town, Hannibal crtitiqued Sievarden's clothes, and Shiemi found Covent Garden in an autumn spirit and told Ringo about possible allergies. Alluka was back at work at Demon Marcus, with visits from Hannibal to check up, Sparkle to return her fish and let her know that the back room is now upstairs, and Ringo to talk about sleeves and classes. Yes, sleeves. Eliot had an argument about hummus at Luke's, which may make this the most normal thing I've reported happening at that place since I've been here, and Dani had her coffee stolen by a horse.

And that's all the news for like six people on the island. See you next week.
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Fandom Radio, Monday, September 18th

Hey, Fandom! It's Kanan Jarrus once again, here with everything the squirrels saw fit to tattle on in town!

I'm beginning to suspect that they're as weirded out by what goes on in the dorms as I am.

So, let's take it from the Groovy Tunes, where Jono was hard at work playing with his kitten when Dante came in looking for a beer. Apparently he didn't end up empty-handed, either. So, if you ever need a free beer and an opportunity to talk to somebody about cats, go to the music store of all places, I guess. At Luke's I was trying to convince the kitchen staff of the importance of making something besides pumpkin spice pancakes, and Summer went right ahead and proved me right by showing up for blueberry. See, guys? I know these things. Sparkle was looking up classes on the mainland during his Demon Marcus shift, but had to stop doing that for a while in order to get into it a bit with Seivarden over the holier-than-thou attitude she pulled when she walked into the place. Yeah, that doesn't tend to fly around here. Dr. Lecter stopped by with food for Sparkle, who got a bit of ranting in about the customer and then asked the Doctor to keep an eye on Alluka, just in case, and Iris who the squirrels keep trying to call Ino stopped in, also with food, to chat Sparkle up about her upcoming birthday and his duties as a minion.

And, last but definitely not least, Atton was a bit on the soggy side at Caritas as he yelled at some dancing bunnies? Nothing about that note makes sense, guys.


... Okay, yes, I do know where we are, but I'm still calling shenanigans on account of this note being written down while one of you was located where the rum lives. At least the next note, 'Gratuity and Breq stopped by for sodas and karaoke,' makes some sort of sense. Or will, once I figure out what a karaoke is and if I even pronounced that right. I guess I might never know.

And that's all the notes, so I'm going to call it a day, now. Phew, Mondays are such hard work, with the getting up, reading some things, and then going back home to watch holos, let me tell you.
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, September 17th

Good morning folks, this is Clint Barton with your Sunday squirrel gossip.

We'll start with the dorms, where poor Sidon discovered the pool isn't freshwater. Someone get him to the lake, it's a lot nicer. Over in town, Jono was playing with his cat when Seivarden came downstairs, and she and Jono got to know each other, and the cats, since she hasn't been here that long. Hannibal also came down, and he and Jono planned a trip to get away from Fandom for a while. That's totally understandable at any time of the year. Alluka also came by, and when she knocked instead of just coming in, Jono offered her a key to the house.

Seivarden also went to work at Covent Garden Flowers, and Peter helped her understand the finer art of arranging flowers while Seivarden learned more about how Peter ended up in Fandom. Finally, Dante was on his way through town when he got a call about a job.

And that's all I've got for you for today, so I'll give this place back to the squirrels. Have a good week, everyone!
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WTFH Radio, Saturday

Up at the school yesterday, Civics was watching a movie, but Steve accidentally pressed the switch on a box instead of the DVD player, and the classroom got covered in glitter while the coffee is ruined. Sex Ed watched a movie, and Skywalker had office hours but knew better than to press any strange switches. Lucky for him, Aphra stopped by and gave in to temptation.

The Student Council had their first meeting. Tip told Breq that StuCo mostly deals with arranging parties, then explained what parties here are like and got Breq all curious about karaoke. Then Tip introduced herself to Yang, and they talked about Yang appreciating getting to punch things. Sounds like that one is at the right school, I guess.

Our lord and master Zoe was soliciting ideas for family weekend, and Tip suggested bowling but Paris doesn't want to wear other people's shoes, and suggested a reception instead, and strategies to make her parents avoid seeing blue people. Now, that's a kid at the wrong school.

Summer was packing for a trip home in her dorm room and cut herself on some metal on her suitcase, and found out she's fully of wires rather than blood. Well that sucks. Sorry, sunshine. Shiemi stopped by and gave Summer two pink pillows from the pillow tree, and Summer asked her if Fandom is turning people into robots today. Well, that's one possibility I guess.

Town was livelier than usual for once, all because of those damn switches. At Turtle & Canary the Merchant of Miracles found a box with a switch, and it contained tiny, hopping, blue things. Liam was the smart one at the Trooper Station and didn't press the switch: instead Ralph did it and the station got covered in flour. No switches at the Magic Box, just Jenkins trying to get the books to behave. Mate, good luck with that one. At Syndulla Scrap, the lovely Hera found several boxes and ended-up covered in feathers, confetti and salt. Kanan was doing his lightsaber practice in the park, covered in glitter, probably also due to a box, when Ino stopped by to flatter him, and they discussed a roadtrip in space. Tip wandered over too, and Kanan offered to teach her swordfighting. Last but not least, Dante was playing the guitar and answering texts at Groovy Tunes.

I'm out, Fandom. Stop flipping switches if you don't know what they do.

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[personal profile] sharp_man2017-09-15 09:33 am

Fandom Radio: Friday, September 15th

Ah, good morning. I don't suppose you'd accept coffee in place of rum today?


Very well, if you insist. Give me the notes, please.

This is Doctor Hannibal Lecter, with squirrels that apparently don't know it's considered too early to drink.

Yesterday at school, my First Aid class reviewed and practiced CPR in the Danger Shop. Peridot and I discussed the proper functioning of the human body, Summer was a bit too disaffected for my taste, and Khadgar was trying not to break too many ribs on the Danger Shop construct.

In the Island Hates You class, they fought...jello dragons. Which sounds horrid on several levels. Ahsoka (and Magnus) discussed whether energy blades or stomping was a more effective method of fighting them, Yang (and Kara) discussed the oddity of animals made from desserts, and Khadgar turned one of them into a sheep, which Magnus thought was adorable.

When a particularly large dragon showed up, with a construct of Anakin Skywalker in its claws...well. Ahsoka and Mara discussed whether they had to rescue him, and Yang insisted somebody hit her, and Khadgar obliged, with Magnus enthusiastically agreeing.

And in Hostile World, the students learned techniques to avoid telepaths snooping in their minds, which involved Tip writing how very stupid many aspects of the room were, and Breq writing what the squirrels believe are song lyrics.

Later, in the dorms' 4th floor common room, Breq had ice cream, tea, and TV.

And over in town, Eliot was intermittently practicing martial arts on his lawn and coordinating the contractors working on his home. Congratulations on arriving at that point in renovations, and good luck with the rest.

Well, that appears to be all the notes that I have, so I shall return to my coffee. I bid you all a good day. Now, come along, I'm heading to the kitchen and you can't come. The rum is through here...

Fandom Radio: Thursday,September 14th.

Hey, whattup again, Fandom? It's Summer Smith here, like, duh, here to read you yet another, like, totally thrilling news broadcast for Wednesday. I'm here with my squirrels, we got our PSL, we got our notes, we are, like, so totally ready. So let's, like, get it it?

In SCHOOL today, there was totally Mr. Jenkins' Zoology class, which, like, totally talked about honey badgers and honeyguiders, and then they had to, like, catch a honey badger? But whatever, man, honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a *BLEEP*. And then in Miss Carlysle's Take Care of Yourself class, they, like, totally learned about yoga, and then they totally did yoga, and then they totally talked about yoga. Mmmm. Yoga. Which reminds me, I, like, totally should go do some pilates or something, because all those PSLs really, like, add up, you know? And then my very good friend Peridot was like, totally earwormed in the library by some 90s Swedish pop.

'Cause, like, she saw the si-ign, and it, like, opened up her eyes, she saw the si-ign~...

AH! Now I've, like, totally got it! Like, I wasn't even, like, totally even born when that song came out, how is this even possible?

Anyway, nothing happened in the DORMS. Everyone, like, please contain your shock.

But, in TOWN, Zack, like, was totally adorable by taking a puppy out on, like, a puppy date for cupcakes and biscuits at J,GoB. Peter came by and, like, totally made best friends with the pupper and caught up with Zack while he was at it. I'm not sure if this is, like, before or after Peter got to work at Covent Garden Flowers, and was, like, so totally over it because I guess he had to carve a bunch of gourds into, like, flower pots or whatever. Seivarden, like, totally stopped in, too.

The omg cuteness continued over at Furnado, because Anders was, like, bottle feeding the cutest little baby kitten ever, a baby kitten that I'm, like, totally 95% sure would fit into a teacup for extra adorableness. I've said it before, I'll, like, say it agian, kittens in teacups are the best thing ever. Dante brought him lunch, but, honestly, I'm, like, even surprised that there was even lunch left over to share if it was Dante.

Nothing cute happened at Turtle & Canary, unless you, like, count those weird goat things eating magical bread from secret bread wallets that the Merchant of Miracles was totally trying to hide, which I, like, so totally don't.

And that's, like, totally it! Unless I totally missed something, in which case, just blame the squirrels, they, like, probably ate it!


~Allll that she wants, is another baby, she's gone tomorr--

Ugh! Dammit! WHY??

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Fandom Radio, September 13th

So, what have you lot got for me?


...apart from the rum?

Let's see, looks like it was a lazy day up at the School, with Cryptids and You and Artifact Restoration watching films about giant ape-men and the drunk scientists who love them, while Computer Science played games. Old games. The 'old' has five ohs and is underlined.

I'm starting to wonder if the Dorms vanish on Tuesdays, which would not surprise me, while in Town, all the flowers at Covent Gardens were replaced with decorative gourds, sounds like an improvement, and Zack considered setting chickens on a poor defenceless dog at Furnado, at the Post Office, Eponine used coffee to cope with strange dreams, and Raven listened to music judgementally at Groovy Tunes, then danced, judgementally, Dante brooded and tortured a guitar in a living room. Finally, Kitty decided to celebrate no more Caritas repairs, because there's no way Tino could mess that up now she's put the idea into the world.

Fandom Radio- Tuesday- September 12

Oh look. I'm back.

*uncomfortable amount of silence*

At school, The Art of War paired up to talk about why prolonged negotiations suck, Ethics went over the Lady and the Tiger, and Creative Writing got a traffic light prompt. It'll be better than it sounds, or possibly I've doomed myself. Gratuity spent her time in the library on Wikipedia, and Sidon went looking for information on Henry VIII.

I will say, the students are definitely more interesting than the ones I went to school with.

After weeks of being here, Aloy finally found her room at the dorms, and in town, Kitty told Clint about drama at home and the possibility of more jobs. At Luke's, Eliot was dealing with pumpkin spice and an Autumn King, which sounds like a really terrible B movie, and at Covent Gardens, Shiemi spent the day mopping up a monsoon. All right.

*more uncomfortable silence*

*dead air*
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Fandom Radio, Monday, Sept.11th

Morning, Fandom! Kanan Jarrus here with... not a hell of a lot in the news, as is fairly traditional for Monday mornings. So I'm going to just leap into it, and then go back to bed. It's warm there and I don't feel like brewing my morning caf yet.

As usual, pretty much everything worth mentioning happened in town yesterday, with Jono having a silent day over at the Groovy Tunes, and me managing to escape the pancake disaster over at Luke's. I got a visit from Summer, too, who was concerned about the death of pumpkin spice and what I was texting about. Look, sometimes a guy needs to poke at his phone, too. At Demon Marcus, Sparkle was putting out new stock when he got a call from Leto, who he sang to, and a visit from Ino, who brought him food and chatted with him about asking for help.

... Nobody asks for help around here, so I can't imagine she pushed the point too hard.

Finally, at Caritas, Atton was checking out the size of the ceiling, thinking maybe it needed to be better reinforced in case of future sharks or whatever.

And that's all that went on yesterday, so I'm going back to crash. I'd sleep until noon if the squirrels would let me.
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, September 10th

Hey everyone, this is Clint Barton with your Sunday morning news. Let's see... over in the dorms, Summer was watching a "How It's Made" marathon in one of the common rooms, and talked with Jason about how awesome robots are compared to humans. I don't know, I've met some jerky robots in my time, but that could just be me.

Over in town, the Merchant of Miracles was selling bags for socks, and Seivarden was hanging out in the park and met up with Peter.

And that's all my notes, so now I get my weekly reward of fresh coffee. Have a good week!
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WTFH Radio, Saturday

Looks like you lot went and got quiet on me again.

Up at the school, Civics discusses types of government. Peridot didn't want to be noticed for some reason, but Paris told her it was pointless to hide, while Tony and Steve complained about the current president but agreed that glitter is a good thing. And that, friends, is American politics in a nutshell. This week in Sex Ed, they talked about consent, which American politics could use more of.

Over in town, Breq had tea at the Perk, Liam was confused by a squirrel with a police badge and a police hat at the Trooper Station -- like they aren't bossy enough -- and Dante arrived at Groovy Tunes four hours late wearing a coat full of bullet holes. Mate, I've got a spell to help prevent that.

But that's it, Fandom. I'm out. Catch you all later.
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[personal profile] sharp_man2017-09-08 07:57 am

Fandom Radio: Friday, September 8th

Ah. Again?


If you say so. Where are the notes?

Good morning, everybody. This is Doctor Hannibal Lecter, giving you the news and the squirrels some rum.

*little cheers*

Yes, you little embezzlers. After the news.

Yesterday, my class learned triage, and I helped Peridot determine what human pulse and breath are healthy. The The Island Hates You class had a bar fight...perhaps we ought to have my class after theirs. Ahsoka, Aloy, and Mara fought them, while Mara and Magnus made robot puns and Merrill attempted to hide. Then Mr. Rand's Hostile World class had students choose either getting by on the street with limited funds or trying to fly a ship under fire.

And it appears that is all the news we have from yesterday. So, everybody have a lovely Friday, and try not to need mine or my class's assistance, please.

Fandom Radio:Thursday,September 7th.

Oh, hey, like, whattup, Fandom?? It's, like, totally Summer Smith here, like, with a whole buncha news from Wednesday, September 6th! That's, like, totally right, you guys, it's, like, September now, so you know what that totally means! Like, ohmygod, it's only PUMPKIN SPICE LAAA~~ATTE TIII~IMME! It's only, like, totally the best drink in the entire world, autumn in a cup, to help, like, totally distract you that fall is just a bunch of plants dying because they can't survive the winter anyway, just like we'll all end up dying as, like, time marches on without us.

I totally got the squirrels, like, their own little Pumpkin Spice Lattes, too, ohmygod. Like, they totally have whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkled on top and this squirrel, like, totally has a whipped cream mustache, ohmygod, it's, like, really a shame that this is on radio and you can't see this, but all y'all on my Snapchat are gonna, like, totally see what I mean. And then die. Not, like, really die. I mean, you could. We all die eventually.

News! Like, right! Ahem!

Like, SCHOOL totally started out with Mr. Jenkins's Zoology class, where they totally talked about the Loch Ness Monster, and even got to totally, like, hang out with a baby one. Awww. But, like, my very good friend Peridot was totally more excited about the rolly stools, Yang just totally wanted to feed it, like, peanut butter crackers and jerky, and Sidon, like, totally just wanted to eat it. This class is weird, yo. And it was, like, also my very good friend Peridot's day at the library, where she totally, ohmygod, made a little hover craft out of a trash can lid. My very good friend Peridot is, like, so totally brilliant, almost as brilliant as my Grampa Rick!

And, like, nothing totally happened in the Dorms. I'm, like, going to totally start making stuff up if you guys don't start, like, doing more stuff here.

Like, okay, not really. Journalistic integrity, or whatever. Anyway, at least a few things, like, totally happened in town? Other than me, like, buying all the PSL. Like Breq totally losing her voice or something at Groovy Tunes due to some, like, creature? Rude. But Peter could have, like, totally have used one of those silence creatures at Covent Garden Flowers, because all the plants were, like, totally complaining about the weather changes inside the store. But it would have made it waaaaay harder for, like, Octavia when she totally showed up for a job. Aaaaand, speaking of jobs, Eliot wasn't, like, just rocking the sexy construction worker look, he was actually, like, sometimes working on his stripped-down house, sometimes. He kept getting distracted, which, dude, totally, like, not safe when you're building stuff, but what do I know? I'm just a completely normal and, like, typical teenage girl. Parker's there to help...and suggest a slide off the roof. Like, um, totally, yes? And then Sparkle showed up, like, totally to ask Eliot to teach him how to swing a hammer.

Dirty? Not dirty? Like, you decide. I, like, totally know my vote! And then Magnus Flaming Sword Guy, who totally understands the, like, total coffee nirvana that is the blessed PSL, he talked at Eliot about, like, Craigslist and his class with Cara, like, this semester. Or whatever.

And, like, with that, notes are done, Pumpkin Spice totally empty, so it's time for me to go and hit up, like, the Perk for number two! I mean, seriously, like, can anyone think of a better fuel? I mean, even better than gasoline. Because I'm totally, like, a human person and not a car or any sort of machine, like, duh. Obvs.



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Fandom Radio, September 6th

Let's see if anything interesting happened yesterday, or if you fuzzy drunks got off easy.

Up at the School, Cryptids and You looked at chupa-chups.


...I was seeing if you were paying attention. Chupacabras. Deadpool's explanation, aliens. Which led to Ahsoka declaring she was one, because no one told her what chupacabra actually meant. Yang's suggestion was even more dirty, and it seems Kaylin suggesting a specific species is more racist than Deadpool's general 'aliens'. Atrifact Restoration didn't even know what they were restoring because this school has terrible hiring policies, and Computer Science continued with the ethics topic. Somewhere Anakin is sulking about his thunder being stolen. Over in the Library, Khadgar made the mistake of trying to find out more about government.

The Dorms continued to be devoid of life, while in Town, Zack was worried about frogs being catching at Furnado, pretty sure that's meant to be hopping, at FurnadoNathan foolishly decided not to let the flowers drown, and Shimei joined him in this madness. Taako sold never ending pencils at Fantasy CostCo, the repeat song button was broken at Groovy Tunes but at least Kathy brought Raven lunch, Summer played with toys at Needful Things, and there still wasn't a bar at Caritas, though Liam didn't care so long as Kitty kept those pina coladas coming.

Fandom Radio- Tuesday, September 5

Oh, look. I'm back. I still find this very creepy, but it kills some time so why not.

At school, also known as a place I once tried to escape and now have to talk about every week, Ethics paired up to discuss whether the seven deadly sins are really so bad, and The Art of War talked about the five factors you should consider before starting, and then paired up to discuss. I kept them nice and antisocial in Creative Writing and made them write a detective story.

At the library, Gratuity did some practical music research and got a visit from Breq, who got further education into punk, and preferred pronouns.

In the dorms- wait, I have to report what happens in the dorms? I don't need or want to know anything from there.


Fine. But I maintain that I feel creepy. Shiemi cast a spell. I do not feel less creepy.

Speeding quickly towards town, Shiemi had a mini monsoon at the flower shop and asked Peter for help, and Eliot was beseiged by pumpkin spice at Luke's, and Kanan came in for more salsa and also to be asked about his love life.

And now it gets announced for all the island to hear.

That's all the news the squirrels found fit to report.

*dead air*
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Fandom Radio, Monday, September 4th

Hey, Fandom. It's me again, Kanan, with four sticky notes and a pack of squirrels waving a bottle of rum at me alluringly. Something about it being a holiday? I really have to get a calendar or something so that I know these things. In any case... Nah, guys. More for you. If I start drinking at this time of day on a weekday morning, I'll break the streak that I'm mostly clinging on to out of stubbornness and spite at this point.


Yeah, I'm proud of me too. Now give me those notes before I change my mind.

We've got one note from the dorms, and it isn't even traumatizing, so that's nice. Breq was drinking tea in her room and doing her morning prayers at a little makeshift altar she'd made. That... is actually a pleasant note. Even better.

Now in town, Jono was playing a toy guitar at the Groovy Tunes, and at Luke's, I had convinced the cook to at the very least mix things up with the pancakes yesterday. If you ever stop by, ask for the jaffa cake pancakes. I have no idea what a jaffa cake is supposed to be usually, but I could eat them in pancake form until the end of time. Sparkle was surveying the repairs at Demon Marcus when Dr. Lecter stopped by to pay him a visit with food, followed by Jughead without food.

In the evening, Parker was at the Perk with a mocha, a muffin, and an irate staff who were thwarted from leaving early on account of having to actually do their jobs. Raven stopped by too, and Parker got her a 'dirty chai' and a muffin before they chatted about stashes and roommate woes. And over at Caritas, Atton was monologuing. Nobody was impressed. Sorry, Rand.

That's all the notes, so I'm gonna... I don't know. Take my dog for a walk. That's a holiday thing, right? I mean, it's an every day thing, but it'll be an extra leisurely walk today, because... Let's be real, I'm not even teaching this semester. Maybe I'll just spend all day in the park.
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, September 3rd

Hey everyone, this is Clint Barton and it's a little too early for me to be here, don't you think?


I know it's the same time as always, but it's a holiday weekend. Shouldn't I get to sleep in sometimes?


No? Fine then, give me the notes already. At the school, Ahsoka found a bunch of helpful pamphlets popping up at the library, and in town, Jalian got ready for her trip home--her hopefully round trip, that is--at Portalocity. Mike and Kitty also assessed the ongoing repairs at Caritas, and talked about whether or not Mike is allowed to hug Kitty whenever he wants. I mean, if she's okay with it... I'm not concerned or threatened, if that's the issue. She seems pretty attached to me for some reason. And that's everything, so I'm headed back to bed if my dogs will let me. See you next week!
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WTFH Radio, Saturday

Yes yes, fine, I'm up you little shits. Can't a man sleep in sometimes?

*angry chittering*

Fuck you, I wasn't hungover, I had a migraine. Whatever. Fandom, listen up, there's more notes here than I like, so let's make it fast.

School is back in session, which means I probably need to hire more aides, don't I? Fucking hell, where did the summer go? Anyway Baby Winchester was nervous about teaching Sex Ed for the first time, but managed. I think there's a binder somewhere in my office from when Dee and I taught it, if you want it, Sam. Tony and Steve are teaching Civics this semester, and tried to use the current political climate to try to teach the class about democracy. The kids made protest signs and Summer "helped" explain protest signs and the importance of glitter to Peridot.

Town was a little livelier than usual... Jenkins was dusting and sulking at the phone at the Magic Box, Dante was practicing learning a guitar solo all afternoon at Groovy Tunes, at Syndulla Scrap the lovely Hera was eating bread with a spicy dipping sauce and trying to keep Chopper from shooting squirrels -- eh, let him chase them, it won't do them any harm -- and over at the Trooper Station, Liam was fielding a call from a woman afraid of the dreaded weefee. Don't mess with the weefee mate, I think you end up blue and with a sentient cheese.

Oh hell, there's more. Looks like there was a party in the dorms, as Summer decided to celebrate with a, and I quote, "Yay you survived your first week!" party. Don't celebrate until after midterms and your first invasion, kids.

Lots of people showed up

Breq was people-watching from the couch and told Tip about her new job at Groovy Tunes. Tip explained to herthat there's different types of earth music and Breq planned to go to the library to read about more. Right. Aides! Whichever of you is working when she gets in, make sure she gets something on punk. Decent punk.
Summer also chatted with Breq, and explained that she was very well-known for her parties.

Peridot was there to drop off Summer's new phone, and she and Tip compared classes and discussed Peridot making a new set of limb enhancers. 'Dot, go ahead and modify whatever the fuck you want in the library, as long as it's helpful for you doing your job and won't blow up.

Anyway. Breq and Peridot talked about how they don't know much about going to parties, but focused on having a purpose in life and what to do when you unexpectedly found yourself without one. Ladies, a tip... that's not generally party conversation. Too deep.

Summer was super-excited to get her phone back from Peridot... because she's so freaking addicted that she'd been reduced to air texting without it. That's just... no. Hyacinthe asked Peridot if she'd gotten to feed the lizards, and she said Sidon had given her a boost. Tip brought snacks and she and Summer also talked about classes, with Summer explaining her habit of working hard to make it look like she wasn't very smart at all, which Tip didn't understand. Pretty sure it's a popular-girl thing, Tip. Brains vs. Beauty, only one can survive, and all that nonsense.

Hyacinthe noticed Tip's hair had grown back faster than hair normally appears, and wanted to know if it was a power. Nah, it's a Fandom-thing. I think it's a tree, maybe? Or is that the pillows?

Aloy was confused by the party in the common room, so Summer gave her a pep talk about... either the squirrels were high, or Summer was, because apparently they talked about being one step away from destruction or immortality. Tip checked in on Aloy and heard about a class throwing gremlins before introductions. Who the fuck did that? If any of those bastards escaped into the library, I know who has to get them out...

Breq and Aloy agreed to not spend time talking about places the other had never heard of, which is more sensible than most Fandomites, and Hyacinthe greeted Aloy in a foreign language and seemed relieved to discover she didn't understand him. That's a first.

Sidon wasn't certain that he'd found the right party, but Tip was there to welcome him, before warning him that sometimes the island tried to kill everyone. Accurate. Hyacinthe also welcomed Sidon, asking who at the party he'd already met.

Hyacinthe showed up wearing body glitter -- and it looks like the squirrels drew little glittery hearts here for some reason -- and was a little concerned about Summer. The season or the girl, I'm not sure which. He and Breq talked about the potential for invasions while Jason and Summer caught up and he explained that he'd only gotten in trouble once. Only once? Fucking hell, kids, either have more fun, or good job at not getting caught.

Tip teased Dante about only showing up for food, but decided that made sense when he mentioned they were still moving into their new place -- they let kids live outside the dorms? Why are any of you still there? -- and Jughead also showed up just for the food, but Summer called him out for "pulling a Dante." Harsh.

That's it. I'm John Constantine, that was all the gossip unfit to print, and I'm going the fuck back to sleep. Later, Fandom.


[OOC: This radio brought to you by method RP. I am now going back to bed to sleep the rest of this migraine off.]